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cruelsister-moved2 · 2 years ago

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my mums friends who r a gay couple were here n it reminded me why im fem4masc only because they literally look the same its crazy😭i was like making tea for everyone and seriously struggling to give the right person the right tea because i could hardly tell the dif betweenthem-_- and we have known them for years and years and they didnt USED to look the same like theyve literally just slowly been turning into the same guy scream

#i have face blindness so badly for men but i swear they look like the same person #theyre so fun though #love gay ppl and we had a 2:1 ratio of gay to straight in the house #plus their kids #n one of their kids is obsessed with utah for some reason?#and kept saying he wants to live in utah #and we were ALL just like [gay despair] no you DONT #i need to be one half of a charming old married gay couple so bad grr #theyve got 12 chickens who all have very camp names #like lady tallulah #and madame chickpea #who the children named but their dad was like youc an tell theyve got gay dads cant you

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