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[theperksofbeingstupid]

spiderbit fluff or fright DÍA TRES!!!!!!!!! prompt: cannibalism. it turned out a lot sillier than some of my other cannibalism stuff <33 inspired by johannis' art!!!!!!!

Roier has been pestering him for weeks at this point. Every morning during breakfast, while they harvested the coffee beans, while they worked on their respective projects. For every meal, every free moment he has, he's giggling and jumping around Cellbit, tugging on his hair or pressing fleeting kisses into his skin.

And normally, Cellbit would be ecstatic to have his husbands undivided attention. But this has been far too undivided.

"Don't you have things to do, guapito?" he asks, running his hands through his hair. They're sitting in Cellbit's office in the Order. Working. Or at least, Cellbit is trying to work while Roier flops dramatically on the sofa and drapes an arm over his face.

"You don't want me anymore, I see how it is," he moans, squinting at him with eyes full of crocodile tears.

"I didn't say that," Cellbit sighs.

"Well! You meant it!"

"Guapi-"

"No! It's too late now," Roier sits up suddenly, "Here I am, keeping my ungrateful husband company. Taking time out of my busy day to plan a Valentines surprise for you, and this is the thanks I get."

"You're planning a what?" Cellbit thinks back on the last few weeks. Is it February already? He's been so caught up in going over adjustments to the Egg Hotel, expanding the Castelo, and lying to Cucurucho that he didn't even notice. And now that he thinks about it, Roier has been disappearing in the middle of the night suspiciously for days now.

"A nothing! Not anymore," Roier slides down the sofa and onto the paper-covered floor.

Cellbit waits patiently. One second, two, three, four-

Another loud, dramatic sigh from behind the coffee table.

Cellbit puts his pen down and rises from his chair, back creaking alarmingly. He crosses the room and stops with his feet inches from Roier's head on the ground. He looks down at him, hair all splayed out and bandana barely hanging on.

"I'm sorry, guapito," he says placatingly, "Oh dear husband of mine, how can I possibly make it up to you?"

Roier glares at him suspiciously. "Two pm sharp tomorrow in the blood room. Wear something nice." And with that he kicks off the ground and lands with his back to Cellbit, "Y ven con apetito, gatinho."

Which honestly, leaves Cellbit with more questions than answers.

Tomorrow arrives quickly enough, with Roier once more slipping out of bed in the middle of the night and returning an hour later to a disgruntled Cellbit. In the morning, Cellbit contents himself with a light avocado toast for breakfast while Roier hums happily and prances around the kitchen.

"Can I at least get a hint?" he asks, watching as Roier picks up and puts down a set of knives of alarmingly increasing sizes.

"Hmm?" Roier seems distracted. Whatever it is he's planning has a part of Cellbit on edge. A much larger part of him trusts his husband implicitly, however.

"Just wear something you don't mind getting dirty," he replies, and makes off holding one of their largest kitchen knives.

When two in the afternoon rolls around, Roier has been missing for a couple of hours already, and a sign spelling NO ENTRAR HASTA LAS DOS has mysteriously appeared on top of the blood room elevator. Cellbit can be excused for feeling a little nervous as he breaks it and drops down into their designated meeting spot.

He's greeted by a table set for two, candles lit and two glasses of wine resting on a deep red tablecloth.

Roier is sitting on the far side, smiling up at him as the walls bathe him in red and the flames cast shadows on his face.

"Happy Valentines, gatinho," he says, and then plunges the knife in his hands straight into his chest.

Cellbit's heart stops.

What the fuck.

"What the fuck, guapito!" Cellbit yells and scrambles forward, almost tripping over his own feet in his haste to reach his husband- His husband who just stabbed himself, his husband who is not bleeding out, his husband who is laughing at him as he pulls the knife out calmly and sets it on the table.

"Que porra �� isso."

"Calma, gatinho, calma." Roier lets out another laugh, "You should've seen your face!"

Cellbit feels like his brain is slowly rebooting. He reaches Roier and slowly sinks down to his knees beside him.

"O que- o que você está fazendo."

"Es tu sorpresa!"

Roier grabs Cellbit's hands and pulls him close, planting a kiss on his still parted lips.

"No te preocupes, gatinho. I'm fine! Badboy helped me work out a spell." He scuffs his foot along the floor and when Cellbit looks down, he can see lines traced on the ground in blood, forming a symbol along the whole room.

"What is-"

"Dinner!" Roier tugs Cellbit onto his lap suddenly, the table shaking violently and the wine almost spilling over the sides of the glass with the motion.

"Now eat," Roier says, staring unblinkingly up at him.

Cellbit swallows down his nerves, and allows his stomach to flutter in excitement. The smell of blood is intoxicating, and red always did look better on Roier.

He reaches forward slowly, fingers shaking as he presses them against the open wound on Roier's chest. It's hot, and the raw edges seem to burn his fingertips.

Roier's breath catches when Cellbit's hand slips fully inside, blood welling up and spilling down his wrist. He laughs giddily, watching as Roier's eyes dilate, pupils blown out so wide his eyes almost look black.

"Te amo, guapito," he whispers.

Roier tightens his grip on Cellbit's waist, nails digging into his skin under his dress shirt. "También te amo," he replies easily, words barely audible as Cellbit's hand closes around his still-beating heart.

Cellbit leans forward to press a kiss to his husband's cheek, "Obrigado," he smiles, and then rips Roier's heart out.

[abyss55199794]

rose tyler was so real bcs id fuck that old (middle aged) man too

[outofthiisworld]

[💜] Oh, now that Gronion Girl comment got a giggle out of her! While Ophelia slipped her lil’ pocket mirror back into her coat, she decided right then and there that she also wanted to keep talking to this insightfully silly spider.

“I’m Ophelia~♡! But, you could still call me Gronion Girl if you want. Only you though!”

Ophelia’s shopping list of goodies wasn’t the most fantastical— in fact, plenty of them were an odd array of whatever Doc asked her to pick up on the way home (batteries, sooo many batteries).

She also picked up a few trinkets, as well as some small odds n’ ends that caught her eye, too! … but … those were already hidden away on her person. Shh.

“What’s your name, hm?” Ophelia noticed their name-tag. She looked right at it after all, but that felt sooo impersonal!

“Is iiiiiiit … ” hold on, she can come up with something, give her a moment. “Itsy-Bitsy?!” aaaaand she giggled! Got ‘em.

Thank the bees she took it as a compliment! They'd spoken without thinking (as they were prone to do on occasion), and for a second Eight thought that they unintentionally came off as rude. With their bald-headed manager lurking literally five feet away from the register. Staring Straight At Them. The last thing they wanted was a customer getting upset- they'd been reprimanded enough times today.

'Huh. Cute.' The spider snickers along, head cocked to the side with amusement. This chick was weird! Not that they had much room to talk.

"So uhh.... What's y'er name, Gronion Girl??" Mamoru rasps as they idly scan her items. They rarely ever made conversation, preferring to have customers get out their damn face as soon as possible.... but they felt compelled.

[voidzphere]

☆ MASTERPOST // INTRO !!!

[ ALL THE BLOGZ I RUN: @killzbitezz (sideblog) @killersanz (killer sans askblog) @dailykillerr (daily killer sans that i have not posted on yet erm) ]

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hii !! im killer, but my friendz + mootz call me killz !! welcome to my blog ^_^ i love u too brutiee @mewobrute <33 (more stuff under the cut!!)

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✩ ABOUT ME !!! >_<

FIRST OFF, HERE ARE SOME OF MY FLAGZ !!! :3 ↓↓↓

my main prnz are he/it/bite, but i alzo use vamp/fang/bone/skull/blood/gore/knife ! (plz dont refer 2 me w they/them)

my special interest is undertale + utmv ! (if that waznt obv enough..)

i love love LOVE horror gamez .. some of my favz rn are kinitopet, imscared, house, ddlc, rental, and bonnie's bakery :]

I HAVE A PERSONA ! u can find itz ref sheet here :] i uzually draw myself as either him or juzt killer sans !!

I LOOOVE MY MOOTZ, FRIENDZ, AND PARTNER <333

some of my current hyperfixationz are fionna & cake, smg4, regretevator, atsv, invader zim, adventure time & dialtown !

i have a guestbook !! leave a little note for me to read if u want :3

some of my fav bandz/artistz are talking heads, misfits, bad brains, rio romeo, lemon demon, will wood, pixies, melanie martinez, alex g, 6arelyhuman, goreshit, sex pistols, potsu, the living tombstone, etc. !

some of my fav songz are alien blues, vampire culture, laplace's angel, dr sunshine is dead, seriously?, genius of love, at the movies, charlie's inferno, etc. !

✩ my tagz !

#killz art - my art !! :3

#killz rb - reblogz

#killz yapz - my yap sessionz

#killz answerz - answerz to my askz

#vent kinda - my (kinda) ventz

#tag/ask game - self-explanatory

#killersanz - stuff related to my killer sans ask blog !

#killz fingie doodlez - stuff i drew w my finger :3

#killz srb - self reblogz

#killz sans - my sonaaa ^_^

✩ dni

basic dni criteria

istz + phobez

epiciller, /r + /sx errorink, etc.

pro/dark/comship (or whatever you call your weirdo selvez..)

irl doublez (unless i knew u beforehand!!) (im irlz of killer, reaper, & epic.)

minorz who post nsfw cuz ion wanna see that shit man go do ur homework

slander of my interestz/special interestz + hyperfixationz like stfu

mockery of me and/or my traitz (i.e my typing quirkz)

unwanted criticism, especially if i didnt ask for it. stfu part 2

anyone i've had drama with + my exez (fuck you)

HOMESTUCK. and hazbin hotel + helluva boss (tbh i dont rlly care if you like these mediaz and interact with me, just dont talk abt it in front of me yknow)

✩ byi + boundariez

i have autism + adhd, BPD, & typing quirkz !! tone indicatorz are optional when talking to me, but i appreciate them.

i'm an irl + fictkin ! i have a few c-linkz as well.

im not a roleplay account btw /srs

my art requestz are alwayz open ! can't promise i'll alwayz do them, but they help me out with inspiration though :3

DO NOT REPOST MY ART. i will find you

if you use my art, credit me. you dont alwayz gotta ask me before usin my art, but i appreciate it if you do !!

my askbox + dmz are alwayz open !! i love meetin new people n gettin to know em :] im fine w tagz, commentz, & spam-likez/reblogz too !

i might accidentally spam-like (i get too excited).

just because i make suggestive jokez and im hypersexual doez not mean i'm not sex-replused from time to time.

im a DID system and use i/me pronounz. i don't talk about my DID often becauze i see it as unimportant to other ppl.

i'm nonhuman !! plz do not refer to me as human. i prefer skeleton termz over everything else. im ur favorite homozexual cryptid-skeleton :3

i tend to ramble, say thingz that are out-of-pocket, have trouble with volume control/typing in all capz, make inappropriate jokez, flirt with & tease my close friendz, etc. if u ever find any of this bothering, plz inform me and i will stop.

i love drama + gossip, i will argue with strangerz on the internet just to spite them bc i find it funny ^_^ (only if theyre in the wrong and deserve it.)

i have strong opinionz and will shit-talk you if you're a weirdo who deservez it.

my blog, my rulez <3

★ last updated: 10/5/24

[gabessquishytum]

we've had young hob and we've had young dream but we haven't had both of them young at the same time!!!!! theyre just starting college and maybe they still live at home (hob is trying to save money and dream.....definitely Wants to leave), so whenever hob comes over dream has to do his best to be quiet and fails miserably. good news, his parents' room is on the other side of the house so he's fine. bad news, the kids' rooms are right next to each other and desire is FED UP hearing their older brother get dicked down every friday night. they tell dream as much and he just chalks it up to "oh well theyre my sibling of course theyre mad at me. makes sense" but desire mentions it over breakfast when they tell dream he moans like a cheap whore and destructions shoulders visibly sag like "oh thank god we can finally talk about it. dream you have a problem" and hes just like ????!???!?? leave me alone??!????

im definitely really into the two of them being very young and dumb and fooling around behind their parents back and the actual sexual side of it all too, but the comedy side is good also. especially if after dream gets all riled up that morning mother night comes in and is like "yes your father and i saw a young man climbing out of your bedroom window onto the roof last week. the one that fell. is it him youve been fucking?" and dream boils over bc...his secret mystery boyrfirned.....is not so secret (his personality had done a complete 180º in the past 4 months and youd have to be stupid to not see it)

Oh I love this. They're so stupid <33

I LOVE the idea of Hob falling out of the window. Iconic. He lies in the shrubbery for like 10 minutes because it hurts, ok, until Death and Destruction come and rescue him (Dream doesn't want to reveal his "secret" ok). Death is like "We absolutely know that you're fucking Dream. Everyone knows." And Destruction puts his MASSIVE hand on Hob’s shoulder. Hob is convinced he's about to be murdered. But Destruction just looks him in the eye and he's like "Thank you. Oh my god thank you for fucking my weirdo brother. He was unbearable before you came along. Obviously I will kill you if you hurt him but God, please keep doing whatever you're doing to make him nice."

And Dream is listening from the open window two floors up like >:((((

And then Mother Night puts her head around the door and asks if his boyfriend is staying or going. She doesn't care either way she'd just rather he didn't fall on her dahlias in future, please.

(Desire yells from the next room that THEY care, thank you very much, and if Dream doesn't buy himself a gag THEY ARE MOVING OUT TO LIVE WITH UNITY INSTEAD).

[xxe123spiderfreakxx]

im sure someone has already made this joke but imagine sonic and shadow become rival speedrunners in like wii sports or something.

like the kind that are just in their own league that ppl are just watching repeatedly duke it out and no one else is trying to compete with them, just watching these two weirdos homoerotically outdo each other each day by like a second or two. and it seems moot or whatever to just inch each other out but theyre both so serious about it.

yah. gay ppl and their drama <33

[starry-sky-orchestra]

Let's make smiles bloom, anytime, everywhere! (WONDERHOY~!★)

welcome to my blog! (or welcome back if you knew me before i went by this user)

name: christy or papu either is fine

pronouns: she/her

sexuality: pansexual omniromantic

i am certified the prettiest princess in the entire world. bow down to me or else you get the guillotine grrr

-pls use tone tags when ur talking to me it makes a big big difference!!!!!

-possibly neurodivergent

-uh i apologize a lot and im really sensitive so. uh. jus like reassure me a lot ig

-if you call me a dry texter i will literally block you. /j but srsly not every1 is the best at talking..

-i have an agere blog which is basically my alt so follow that one if u want too. or not.

DNI: proshippers, anti antis(?? idk what this means but i see this in a lot of profiles), freakstarries, whatever weird pjsk fans call themselves, basic dni criteria ykyk, if u think age regression is a kink. it isn't. go fuck yoursel- if you support Sara_mjrb/lord_sara_gaming or mizumi-kagaho

social time whoohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

discord: ask in dms

youtube: pan_pan_papu

tumblr: ur here already.

wattpad: coming soon?? maybe????????

fandoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

project sekai

danganronpa (well. barely.)

anime in general but most of the subreddits on reddit fucking suck. theyre all either weirdos or homophobic (as in, i like yuri but yaoi is EWWWWW guys cant like guys!! i wld fuck alstolfo tho)

bubble guppies

rugrats

mewkledreamy

sanrio in general

im joining a lot of fandoms every day. too many to remember

parappa the rapper

cardcaptor sakura

mario

nintendo

animal crossing

shima shima tora no shimajiro

ojamajo doremi

little witch academia

idolmaster

ummmm im hypersexual so like im more. weirder. than other people

fanfic writer. kind of. i have 200 million fankids and i will write about them ALL

i am probably the only shima shima tora no shimajiro fan ever. like im being serious its not that well known out of japan

i like karaoke!!!!!! kind of! its fun <3

also. i am being serious about potty training being my special intrest. pls dont think im weird.

if u ever wonder why all my fankids are so young/why i usually draw pjsk characters younger than they acc are then. ur reason is here.

-my art is fucking ass. like seriously its so terrible its the worst thing you have ever see

-i love emukasa (pjsk ship) like so much. LIKE SO MUCH. THEY ARE THE BEST M/F PJSK SHIP RIGHT NEXT TO RUINENE AND TOUKOHA

-speaking of, if u dont like wxs m/f or vbs m/f dni. like imagine being pressed over two teenagers kissing. that is so silly. anyways most of my ships are m/f i dont know why i have a lot of m/m and f/f ships tho. there is no way you can convince me haruka kiritani is straight she is a girl kisser. same w airi.

-mahou shoujo has my heart and soul <33

-i love ken shiraishi. whoever made an's dad design i love you so much he is such a dilf bro

-professional shitposter

-this is rlly cringe to admit. but. im one of those fictional other people ig? my f/o is arisa mochida from the hit game idolmaster cinderella girls starlight stage

anyways my tags are

fanfics - fanfics. obvi.

ok thats it idk what else to write

oh damn i made this too long. anyways. heres my carrd. it looks better on phone.

ok goodbye

[miruac]

nekoma x manager! oc headcanons(part 2)

masterlist

navigation

warnings: not proofread at all, possible manga spoilers?

synopsis: random things that happen between nekoma and their manager akira yin(oc)

part 1

GENERAL DESCRIPTION OF OC

akira yin

female

five feet tall

second year class two(same class as fukunaga)

chldhood friends with kenma, and then when kuroo moved they became a trio

wears glasses, round square frames

more on the chubby size(MIDSIZE GIRLIES RISE UP)

has long straight blue black hair, with side bangs

intro/ambivert

is dating kenma(since their first year)

I HEADCANON THAT...

you guys know that one panel of girls gushing about how lev and kuroo are when they were having a conversation about shit? yeah aki and lev are so comfortable to the point where they talk about how many shits they've taken

kuroo and yaku just watch this happen and theyre mildly disgusted but they all end up talking about their shit schedules

one time aki forgot her bag in the gym and it was already locked. so she called up tora and tried to climb the windows to see if they were locked(they were. she didn't get her bag until the next morning.)

aki likes to knit, so she knit miniature versions of their jerseys as little keychains

she also made kai a hat, since she got worried he'll be cold because of his buzz cut

this girl carries yarn EVERYWHERE

on the bus to training camps? knitting. during lunch in her class or with the team? knitting.

she also almost always has her earphones in

girl needs music to function like if she doesn't have it on she literally cant do anything

obviously except during matches, shes busy listening to the squeak of shoes against hardwood

when nekoma was playing fukurodani, she was on the edge of her seat

during yaku's injury, she sat next to him and reassured him that shibayama can fill his position

they both teared up watching the little first year do so well

when they got the ticket to nationals, she literally pounced on the team and hugged them all so tight while complaining about how they all stink(kenma got the longest and tightest hug, throw in a couple of kisses)

on the bus home, they held hands the entire way and kenma even walked her home <33 i love this gamer boy

they also shared earphones the entire time

did i mention nekoma is aki's personal group of bodyguards? when she was going to the bathroom during a team dinner some weirdo tried to corner her and get her number. freaking tora came stomping while kuroo n lev towered over them. was kinda terrifying seeing them do this stuff, but at least she's safe with them

[fluidbinary]

So, I wanted to make a pinned post so you know about me a little sjhdjdjnd <33

So hey!!! im Fluidbinary, or you can call me Clare. i started this to post art, repost my discord friends silly art (go check them out theyre cool :)), and show off a crk interlude beast-yeast thing im working on.

It’s important to note— I’m a minor. If you’re uncomfortable with that, I won’t be offended, I promise.

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some things to note about my page:

-i do oc x canon

…and canon x canon

-i make mainly crk art

(Although, I am getting into Undertale Yellow. I will post stuff here and there.)

-my stuff is very silly you should follow me /j /hj /if you want to

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IMPORTANT!!! DNI IF YOU ARE THE FOLLOWING:

-proshipper

-encourage literally anything inhumane; pedophilia, zoophilia, exc.

-anti-lgbtq

-basic dni criteria.

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…yeah thats about it. hope you like my silly stuff 🫶 anyone otherwise can interact with my page just dont be a weirdo or you’ll get sent to the void.

[pinkcannibal]

Is marilyn down for taking her girl in public like a restaurant bathroom, dark alleyway etc. yk yk orrr is that not her style 👀

literallyyyyy yes so her style, as long as no one sees or hears reader as like, you know. possessive. but she loves the idea of reader going down on her at like, the bathroom of a bar. or restaurant. or taking her against the wall of some gross dark alleyway bc theyre freaks and weirdos <33

[christmascookiediary]

Famous people that people think are good looking but i dont:

1. Micheal jordan - nothing about him is attractive except his bank account

2. Brad pitt - he is quite average looking but he aged well so ig

3. Leonardo caprisun - i used to think him and leo da vinci were the same person, but anyways this one i truly dont get he has a weird face and kinda short

4. Nate jacobs - his eyes point downwards and just not it

5 Jennifer aniston - her face is flat either way a big chin but she kinda looked nice in that zoom call w brad

6. Angelina jolly - she isnt that pretty

7. A whole bunch of rappers like xxtentacation

8. Scralet johnason - absolutely not

9. Candice swanepeol - her body banging but her face got banged into a wall

10. Miranda kerr - very wide face and i dont like dimples but atleast the eye distance balances out her nose

11. A bunch of vs models like rosie hutchen she also got a big nose

12. Those russian doll models from the 2000s

13. Gisele bunchden - look like a a lion that got squashed between two elephants

14. Selena gomez - moomoo girl

15. Emma stone and a bunch of other mid female actors and emmas

16. Ryan gosling and reynold - mother nature, may you just please space people’s eyes correctly

17. Nina dobrev and all the other mid actresses with bug eyes like emma stone,

18. Most white passing people with brown eyes and brown hair

19. A whole bunch of models especially female because theyre so malnourished they lose female hormones

20. Tyra banks - crazy eyes, its not unique and fierce its just nutjob and freak

21. Those chicks that look like sandra bullock and gal gadot

22. Anyone with bug eyes, nasties

23. Jenny from blackpink

24 wongyoung - i dont like ‘puppy’ eyes because they just look low intelligence, whiny, and less attractive that upturned eyes

25 - douyin makeup - i hate you and the people that do it

26 a bunch of chinese celebrities, just looks like discount white people

27 those black or lightskin dudes that arent even attractive for their face but for their dreads

28 men who look like felons - mentally ill women, its not cute

29 anyone who gets told they look like brad pitt

30 - overly bulky dudes - just like women with a stupid bbl, you guys only attract ghetto weirdos

31 - austin butler - i dont think anyones actually calling him cute

32 people like shawn mendes, slightly above average with a massive money status halo

33 people who arent actually good looking but just grooms themselves alot, like shawn mendes

34 big booty latinas - highly overrated

35 people with annoying accents and voices

36 girls who are attracted to older men or men with masks or military uniforms - no, everyone knows youre a rank girl officer

37 basic people, mainly because for some reason youre all mean on average

38 people who have annoying mannerisms

39 people who are rude

40 people who let their anger out on others

41 anyone who i deem as a waste of oxygen

42 unkind people - youre ugliness is showing xx

43 ratchets who are always looking for a fight

44 people who think theyre gang but have no reason to be - go and move to the streets if you wanna be from the hood so badly

45 people from the hood in general

46. Basically just anyone who is think is not good looking and people who have rotten personalities no inner light

Dishonorable mentions : ann hathaway - she kinda cute, joghnny depp - not as cute as people say he is but he alr

People that i dislike - no explanation needed

People who i hate - at the bottom of the list where you should be in life

[skyward-floored]

would like to squish both coa slate AND incredibles au wild (if theyre both ok with it) <33

Slate: ...squish? What do you mean by squish? Because a stone talus did that to me once and let me tell you—

IAU Wild: they mean like a hug you weirdo. And I’ll gladly take one!

Slate: oh.

Slate: Well in that case, sure!

IAU Wild: ...what’s a stone talus anyway?

[gghoulishdelight]

hcs for everyone !

(mostly)

headcanons for everyone in my series, brand new city ! check it out :D

kobra kid ;

mikey/kobra is semi verbal

kobra wears its shades so that have to hold eye contact and everyone else thinks hes looking at them (and that hes awake)

kobra uses he/they/it pronouns

party poison ;

party poison makes up for kobra's silence by never shutting up (this is a good thing)

party does drag((?) is it really drag if theyre gn???) and eventually kobra gets caught trying their dresses on and slowly starts to do it with them

party uses they/he pronouns

fun ghoul ;

ghoul has adhd and can't keep still, but jet somehow knows how to calm it down with a simple touch or grabbing it by the back of its neck (think of a mama cat grabbing her kit) and whispering nonsense to calm him

ghoul's brain gets mushy sometimes and he just sits in someones lap and purrs til its brain starts working again

that, or jet holds onto him and lets it press up against xem and bite til it calms down; its not sexual or anything, despite what some think cuz of the noise ghoul makes, it just needs something to ground it while he works through his thoughts and emotions

ghoul spirals a lot / has issues dealing w/ guilt and people pleasing

ghoul bites people when he stims

ghoul communicates via animal noises occasionally, nobody knows why and it refuses to explain

ghoul is a little fucking freak (affectionate) and stares at people like a weirdo when it likes them, yet can never hold eye contact with anyone ever besides jet

hc that BLI sterilize their drac/scarecrow trainees so they don't have to deal w/ any of them being 'out of commission', so ghoul doesnt have to worry about periods or anything but sometimes it has days where it mourns the fact he cant have kids (jet has to go through these days a handful of times before xe learns to not mention kiddos around him)

ghoul uses it/he pronouns

jet star ;

jet has sensory issues and ghoul understands but also cant stop itself sometimes

jet angers easily, while ghoul is sensitive + has rsd

jet cannot understand social cues for the life of him (it takes xer fucking a g e s before xe catches on that party has a thing for xem)

jet and xeyr hair days<3

jet uses he/xe pronouns

the kraken ;

bert doesnt exactly live w/ the 'joys, hes a bit of a groupie and only stops by every couple of weeks to bring party gifts (she only smiles when they ask how they get these things) and hang around for a few days before returning to his hideout

bert uses he/she/it pronouns

show pony / dr. death ;

show pony has a southern drawl and it makes kobra all shy when ae exaggerates it for him<33

dr. d helped ghoul get top surgery and its "forever in his debt" (dr. d tells it not to worry about it but it doesnt listen)

show pony uses ae/he pronouns

dr. d uses he/him pronouns

[snake-anvd]

Ykw...STUPID DUMB HEADCANON CAUSE I THINK ITS CUTE

Snake after getting used to how Dean types starts to love the way Dean types cause it makes him feel better to see a text from Dean thats like

"Heyyy sooo i locked myzelf out of my parents houzzzze......can i come ovr? 33:"

-Clown anons mod

THEYRE LITTEL WEIRDOS CHEWGETHER

[salaciousslut]

Ive never had espolon! Maybe i should try it with you sometime 🤭 same as long as im drunk then im happy☺️ and thats more than okay princess<3 i wouldnt mind if you took you clothes off for me, i know you could use a few marks all over your pretty tits<3

I hate to say the masochism falls in line with the cnc for me because if you fight back and hurt me I'll just like it<3 And fuck the dudebros, (literally if you'd like hehe🤭) they dont really matter anyway, theyre also focused on themselves, if they dont want to be around you i swear they'll just move, esp if you have me around sweet thing<3 our preferred exercising methods are very different but i'd be more than willing to take your lead and protect you wherever you go princess<3 and i havent done yoga in a while!! Its been years 🫣 but i'd follow you anywhere<3

You absolutely deserve to be loved and cherished sweetheart, youre literally so precious<33 i wanna put you in a cute collar so bad princess<3 but also i get it, being a kitten has such a cute appeal to it, but being a puppy is cuter, it also shows how good you are at following orders as long as someone treats you right<3

Tbh🫣 i dont like ceviche with fully cooked shrimp the texture is off, but its ok!! I sill get to eat all sorts of yummy seafood! My family's from coastal regions so i grew up with lots of fish and a ton of shrimp, and at least fully cooked shrimp is good in other stuff!

No i get that! I hope no one's been weird about race in your dms lately, race fetishists are weird as fuck.

Wait you really think we'd look good together, princess? 🥺

You are too cute<3333 chips and salsa are good! Whats your favorite kind of chips? I wanna know 🥺 Also wtf i love wings, im partial to mango habanero at most places! But i love spicy food a lot. And im also one of those weirdos that doesnt mind pineapple on pizza 🤭

I understand princess, its much more fun if someone else does it for you<3 i wish i was able to add to your orgasm log by eating you out sweetheart<33 I really love eating pussy if im being honest<3333

hehe yes!! i just got a mew bottle so ill open it with you!! plus u can feed me shots!! maybe make me a heavy handed drink. u really like my tits huh?? hehe if i were in my dms i would send u pics all the time (this is me gently convincing u to come off anon hehehe)

hottttttt i like struggling a lil because its more fun that way but knowing that youll like it too is really hot!!!

and we will take turns working out! bc lets be real, if ur lifting, i dont think i could pay attention to anything else!! nor do i really want to!! so we take turns <3

i get that! but yay for shrimp!! im also coastal so fresh shrimp and fish are my bread and butter!! yummy hehe

duh i think we would look good together babe!!! i mean look at us??? hot as fuck

i love anything that hot limon flavored!! thats always my go to but cool ranch doritos or sour cream and onion chips are yummy too!! or anything with dip, im a big sauce girl so dips and sauces are my jam. mango habanero is so yummy!! you have excellent taste 😇 see for me, i totally understand the flavor profile of pineapple on pizza, but i have a big aversion to warm fruit. i hate the texture and flavor of warm fruit so much. like fruit pies and cobblers and stuff? i eat it cold because the fruit taste more like fruit to me that way. idk its a lil weird but warm fruit gives me the heebie jeebies

hehehehehe eat me out then!!! im very vocal when im with someone its kinda embarrassing but i know people like that 🫣

[circus-k]

13, 20, 27 and 7 ?

giggles and kicks my feet :333!!

13: Your favorite friendship they have

head in hands. in canon they're all SAD AND LONELY!!!! but i like to think in another world they could all be besties...... pudding and tia would have friends they're likeable but. hmm. sorry felic. maybe he can find a weirdo to hang out with oneday..

20: A weird headcanon

idk!!!! tia is real. to me. lalala cant hear you her and pudding are girlfriends and nothing bad happens ever and they hang out with felic from time to time and have sleepovers and silly little things and they paint their nails and then they go. ermm. sorry felic [his nails were ripped off when he was a kid as part of the cult stuff woppsie daisy... at least on his left hand idk about his right. maybe he can still have his nails painted.....]

^ this isnt much of a hc i just wanted to say stuff uhmmm lemme try again ok.

felic and tia watch human centipede and theyre like woowwww but pudding is normal and goes ew. yucjky >_<!! <- ok there you go that can be the hc idk

27: If they could meet a character from another show/movie/etc, who would be the most fun for them to meet?

giggles.... love women who are evil<33 lah and tia would be unstoppable otay????

7: A quote of them that you remember

:3 teehee >w< i forgor. :33 woopsie

actually. i do know something but idk if i can say it without getting cancelled!!!!!! boooo!! pudding voice how do you walk with that fat ass??? and then she. throwsup ^^