#theyre so this could be us rae sremmurd.

[foursaints]

bartylus to me is like they didn't TECHNICALLY date but barty cried in front of reg once and then they made out for two hours. then barty left and they never speak of this again but end up fucking in random closets. and then barty and evan start Experiencing Relations and regulus lies in a dark room and smokes his strawberry kiwi elf bar while listening to Tonight I Feel Like Kafka by Jealous of the Birds

whenever bartylus comes up i feel the need to link ino’s post like that’s my bible..... i see the vision but i respectfully disagree... theyre entertaining to me as codependent best friends who really sincerely tried to make the whole Officially Dating™️ thing work for YEARSS but also sucked at staying broken up who just had the most excruciating on-off relationship for like 7+ years. very all too well (10 min version). they were all each other's firsts

rosekiller is such a curveball for everyone it's like not a soul could have predicted it but theyre so ? its like they were bioengineered in a lab to be unrealistically perfect for each other. both completely awful in exactly complementary ways that cancel each other out. reg cant even be mad like what are the chances of that happening