#theyre losers ur honor

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Tw: suggestive

Idk whether i read this in the extras or an interview mxtx gave but its been said somewhere hua cheng likes to make xie lian beg and cry when they do the ghost king's tango, right?

So how they came into that (pun half intended) is i think after their first time xie lian started crying because the experience was intense and passionate and his head's swimming with all of these hormones and the very physical release of tension hes built up for literally centuries

And hua cheng honest to god panicked

Why is dianxia crying?? Did i do something bad? Did i hurt him? Was i too much? Did he not like it? Does he regret it? Is he disgusted with me? Did he realize im not worth his affection? Did he only do this because i wanted to and i somehow coerced him into it and he didnt actually want this?? Does he hate me?? He probably hates me and never wants me to touch him again-

Meanwhile xie lian is holding onto him tightly seeking comfort and as he slowly calms down he notices hua cheng tense and asks him whats wrong

And hua cheng apologizes with the saddest look on his face ever which makes xie lian go ??? Wtf san lang wym???

And hua cheng goes onto this long spiel about how he never meant to cause xie lian pain or discomfort and that he womt do this to him again and he understands if xie lian wants nothing to do with him anymore

Meanwhile xie lian is still high on endorphins and goes "i liked it, what do u mean???"

"But you started crying???"

"It wasnt a bad cry, San Lang, what do you mean never do this again???"

So San Lang takes like 10 seconds to consult his braincells like alright chat how do we feel abt making dianxia cry from pleasure?

And the consensus is that san lang is so into that

Xie lian can see the ideas pop into hua cheng's head and goes 'san lang dont get any ideas' and hua cheng smiles this sweet, deceiving smile and then the crying becomes their thing

And one day xie lian goes "hey san lang how abt i try to make you cry during it for a change"

And san lang bursts into butterflies

[weirdocat83]

It’s funnier if he looks like a stereotypical jock that has no idea what deviantart even is but over time you just have to *realize* that he is not well adjusted in the slightest. It’s also funnier if Binghe never posts on that account again while people are still looking for updates but Shen Yuan does. Gives the whole spiel from his perspective and sometimes answers questions until nobody has any more to ask and invites them to Binghe’s YouTube because he is still Just As Weird.

people make binghe too cool in modern aus. he should be irrevocably weird. he has no interest in friends he's too busy trying to become a housewife. he spends all his free time drawing himself and laoshi on deviantart yaoi bases and updating his followers on his absurdly weird teacher crush community account (he's a microcelebrity because people are expecting him to snap and kill someone). sy is aware of both of these accounts but just thinks binghe is overly affectionate (he had a hard childhood it would be wrong for sy to brush him off!!). binghe abruptly disappears off the face of the internet and everyone thinks he died and he gets youtube essays made on him and then he comes back like nothing happened 6 years later with wedding pictures. only after this do people connect him with a cooking youtube channel centered around making meals for the poster's "beloved," who apparently was the teacher this whole time. he never posts again

[macabrecravings]

yes hello i heard you asked for harper propaganda so im coming to your rescue. i am assuming the gaslighting puts you off and I UNDERSTAND even for me it was an acquired taste but here are some of their charm points that i think people dont see at a glance

1. they love you. straight up they are infatuated with you. vrel has said that theyre kylar level obsessed they just happen to be more patient. vrel has also said that they for the most part dont treat other patients the way they treat pc and that they take every opportunity possible in their busy schedule to see them.

2. ik people see them as this insidious manipulator and yeah to some degree thats true but theyre such a fucking fail when you read between the lines. cums in their pants just from touching you. harper nobody is believing that having me kiss you is legitimate therapy and it doesnt help that youre LIKE 25 and do every medical/psychological profession under the sun what degree you have to have your staff hypnotized or something. blushes when you initiate anything. blushes when you have a big dick. virginity lines are shit like "say ahh" "please try to relax, im going to administer a suppository" "its time for your prostate exam" like ok buddy sure youre still trying to pretend to be professional while youre balls deep in my ass, just admit you have a roleplay kink

3. theyre so smug and its so fucking funny "nothing good on tv i take it" when you have your second pregnancy SHUT UP LMAO

4. their favoritism of pc is so blatant bc they dont give a flying fuck about ANYONE else. that scene where they have a random med student there to help examine you. the fact that theyve forgotten the students name,, who fucking cares theyre just there to feed harpers voyeurism kink now uh student. whatever your name is help me collect this cum out of pcs holes its for research i promise

ill spare you and stop myself here but ty for reading

omfg. asylumdweller themself coming to spread harper brainrot to me??? i’m honored….

Literally no better person to convince me than you LMFAOOO. WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT …… Okay yeah, yeah, the gears r turning I see the appeal now. 🤔

BAHAHAH. Harper, I’m sorry for not giving u a fair chance 😔 It’s my Whitney situation all over again … Hated them based off of the first ick I got. (Even though I clearly would enjoy their scenes and content if I didn’t judge a book by its cover PLSNDBDNF….)

Aw :( Love an obsessive, pathetic man. Fictional insidious manipulators are fun as fuck, look at my boy Cain <3 He’s the worst and I need him so carnally. Also, cringefail loser? I see… *nodding solemnly and taking notes*

“Nothing good on tv i take it?” IS FUNNY AS FUCK STOP IAIWJDNFBFN

THANK U FOR UR TIME AND EFFORT WRITING THIS!! /gen

i have much to think about ….

[princess-of-the-corner]

Out of Curiosity, what are ur fav Hazbin Hotel songs? Mine are Hell is Forever, Stayed Gone, and Loser Baby as the honorable mentions, with “You Didn’t Know” being my fav. (Theyre all on spotify btw)

GOD though they all fucking slap???

I've been listening to Stayed Gone and You Didn't Know on loop and Loser Baby has been stuck in my head.

[okamiwolven-warriorcatdesigns]

Hi i heard that attack on titan is a bit problematic ..well,very ,i wont get into it because i dont want to upset you,as you are my favourite artist ,but basically i heard the anime is actually propaganda for germanies "darker years" ,i didnt message you on your main as i dont want you to know who i am incase you get upset ,feel free to answer this ask on your main, but yes ,i wanted to ask your opinion on the claim , im sure you are a very good person and didnt know ,but i got worried ,because i have jewish ancestry,you dont need to answer this ,i know your a bit sensitive to this kind of thing ,im sorry if i upset you in anyway ,have a nice day and thank you for your time

havent used this acc in a while and just saw this. i only ever liked levi and hange really, and as a fellow jew i fuckin.. oh man.... the shit ive delt with from aot fans for pointing out the fucked up shit in the series is nightmarish. dont worry im quite aware of it being fucked up and even when i was still considered a fan of it i was always trying to bring awareness to the fucked up aspects of the series, ive gotten into alot of trouble for that from die hard fans. still get threats to this day about it but i mean theyre the losers attacking some guy for saying that nazi glorification isfucked up lol. funny story i havent cared about any aspect of aot since i started t a few months back so yaaay! mood stabilizer. very honored to be ur favourite artist btw.... <3 and thank you for this message! if i hadnt known about the shit in aot i would have appreciated this alot!!!!!!!

[raspberry-vinaigrette]

OH MY GOD YOU BROUGHR BACK MY FUVKING LOSER OC /POS

Ohmy GOD look at them. Theyre such a fucking freak i love them i need to shake them by the chain of their monocle like a keychain im obsessed w how u draw them.... Weirdo <33333 ur art is so good im so honored u keep making stuff for me gah 😭😭😭

re: dumb jokey dsaf oc. lo and behold,

lore(?) under the cut bc it got a bit long

ill draw them a more proper true-to-dsaf-style design but. this stemmed from a joke about "what if henry, too, could break the fourth wall, and HE had a narrator the way jack does". and so. here comes this guy. TECHNICALLY did a form of soul research before henry did but it was more necromancy in spirit (pun unintended). he died but was convinced that someone would use his research to bring him back so his soul refused to recede out of the mortal plane but it never had a vessel, nor did it have enough power at the time to make its own vessel, so it just kept kind of. lingering. eventually when henry starts his soul research, mixed with how long the narrator's soul has been lingering, the hope and desperation lets the narrator manifest a proper form. but only henry can see him for some reason. so now henry just has this fucking. weird soul guy. who keeps following him around and lingering and commenting on everything. initially henry is so sick of this guy but slowly henry comes to learn of The Narrator's research and body of work and also that he's pretty respectable when it comes down to it. so henry tolerates the fact the guy is kind of unhinged

"this is insane, sir zak!" listen he's kind of just a joke thats gotten out of hand i can do as i please

[datingdonovan]

This is not Stozier related, I know but what're you thoughts on Kaspbrough?

hmmmmm i feel like in fics its always presented as like eddie & bill were each others’ firsts..... i feel like in the circles i run in (wow i sound so pretentious this is literally the gay clown movie fandom like shut up cece) theres especially an emphasis on like how eddie used to/does (depending on headcanon/fic timeline) have a hardcore crush on bill (but i mean...... everyone has a hardcore crush on bill....... including me lol). like i think when i first encountered this idea i was a very firm reddie/stenbrough shipper and this kinda weirded me out but i’ve never really gone back and decided that i’d like to read it??? when i think about it as the flipside of stozier and as sort of the one that people point to as an obvious first relationship/crush for bill & eddie i think of it as very soft and calm and friendly and in that way im like i feel like its sort of a given, they click, they’re both quieter and softer around each other and its definitely not as chaotic. tbh that might be bc i think of it as a sorta antithesis to stozier bc it seems like in fics usually if richie/stan get together then it seems like bill/eddie must lol. or theres like a bill/eddie/mike triangle in a lot of fics. anywho i feel like thats very biased toward stozier and sorta writing bill and eddie off as the boring soft ones which really isnt tru like theyre both very bold and intense and have a lot of heart in their own ways but ive honestly never read a kaspbrough fic so maybe im not authorized to comment. also like i made a post ab this the other day but bill & eddie are the 2 losers i personally feel like remind me most of myself (or maybe the ones i just wish i were lol???) probably so like, that’s also a reason for me to write them off as not very edgy or not very cool or boring etc lol. but honestly yeah they feel wholesome and i think they like, do the right thing and theyre noble and honorable and theyre very family oriented and caring and firm and bold in loving each other and others actually. now im thinking of myself dating myself and all the reddie & stenbrough fics ive read and im like man kaspbrough must be like so much nervousness to actually admit it but then once they do its so much comfort. (or possibly no admission. maybe its just there and unacknowledged and i’d follow you to the ends of the earth and then its just there and yeah, ofc we’re dating , duh). also while writing this i thought of why dont we have band bill and manager eddie fics??? do thos e exist??? lets write them lol... im sure theres a lot of sports fics where eddie is track and bill is something else......  now thats reminding me of my own headcanons about a stenbrough rowing scenario omg ask me ab that and i’ll physically die.

but anyways after i read a bunch of stozier i actually became quite interested in bichie but havent had time to go read it or check it out. referring to my other post ab big personalities at first i thought bichie would be like the two big personalities encountering each other which would be a fun dynamic but the more i thought the more i was like are they really the two big personalities??? maybe yes maybe no and who would be the more dominant personality in that relationship now THATS a question for SURE. anyway i know nothing ab bichie either but im much more intrigued by that than kaspbrough. probably bc frat bros richie and bill (but like ESPECIALLY FRAT BRO BILL OK YOU REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND) have big soft spot in my heart and the two of them.... falling in love..... together in a frat...... i would pay money to see that fic done right.

also im sorry i literally write essay s in response to ur qs im just idk im one of those ppl who is pretty uncertain and wants more info a lot of the time b4 i commit to an opinion and i feel like i am always flipflopping between ships im interested in within this fandom so i always have to say oh wait i dont want to make any hard and fast judgements but i still want to give all of my half formed opinions lol. oh ps while thinking ab these im pretty much also always referring to one of my fave posts which is the “it ships written aesthetics” post which i for some reason can’t find rn. its a great post and i feel like i saw that when i first joined the fandom and now like even tho i dont agree with it all i do reference and think ab it a lot LOL

ok essay done