#theyre kidn of big

[coolcity]

finally got around to making 'refs' for these ai robot guys. , yay

[ddejavvu]

ohh i have SUCH a controversial jennifer jareau opinion. and this is probably gonna be more like an essay. i wish i could say i was sorry.

everyone always says theyre anti jj slander, which is fine ofc, but just weird bc i NEVER see anyone slandering her. in my 3 years in the fandom, ive seen it happen maybe 5 times total, which sucks because she deserves so. much. more. hate.

(spoilers for *that* jeid plotline, as well as some other things)

in season 7, spencer tells her that she has mean girl vibes and she replies "i was a nice girl, especially to guys like you" which ALWAYS pissed me off because she literally just confirmed what he said? and everyone acts like it was a funny joke. she said that shit with her whole chest and meant it, and it wouldnt be *that* big of a deal if it was the only time. but shes consistently mean to him throughout the show, ignoring him, walking away, etc. spencer isnt even the only one shes like this to. and she just has a sense of superiority, idk how to describe it. just by the way she talks and interacts with those around her, you can tell. (while we're on that note, she also ignores her privileged a LOT. maybe not all the time, but theres been multiple times where she acts like she went through hell to get where she is. other than her sister passing, she had it completely easy. in terms of resources, opportunities, etc., she was basically born with a golden spoon in her mouth.)

in s14 when she confesses to spencer that shes always been in love with him, it just makes my blood boil. obviously he had been over her a long time (imo), but that was something she should've kept to herself bc it just brought alllll those feelings back to the surface. not to mention that hes the godfather of her children, and shes married, and will probably (definitely) doesnt know how she feels. thats literally emotional cheating on her part, even though reid didnt reciprocate it, it was still wrong of her to be that close to him without will knowing how she really felt.

there are other things i dont like abt her too, but those are the main things and im trying to keep this as short as possible. but i literally cant stand her, shes by far my least favorite character, and everyone acts like shes an angel sent from heaven, when really shes just a privileged bitch.

i like JJ a lot (i want her to be my mom </3) but i do agree with several of your points - she's definitely not the worst character, each and every character has a list of flaws that we could make, so this by no means makes her the worst, but it does make me angry <3

i just rewatched that 'mean girl' episode!! she doesn't even hesitate before saying 'guys like you', which, you're totally right, means he was right, and she was definitely a mean girl in high school. or even if she didn't say any of it out loud, she was still silently judging 'guys like him' and in high school you can always tells who's silently judging you. they're teenagers. they're not silent about it. the nasty looks they give you?? oh man. but i do think that the blame for ignoring spencer needs to be placed on all of the team members, because they do it all the time too, it's not just her. she has some pretty bad moments with him, but it's definitely something they all do and she shouldn't take the full blame

lmao don't talk about jeid. the writers actually deserve the death penalty for that, god it was so nasty and weird. i know that it was something she confessed in the heat of the moment, like she wasn't sure she was gonna make it out alive and didn't wanna die without saying it but ??? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT ON HIM TO DIE THREE SECONDS AFTER FINDING OUT ??? like great it's off your chest but now he's gonna spend the (very short) rest of his life thinking about it?? AND THEN THEY DIDN'T EVEN DIE LMFAO SO HE WAS JUST STUCK WITH THAT !! and yeah!! will!! what about will!! or her kids!! it was so... writers i'm watching you...

one scene of hers that really pissed me off was in reid's kidnapping two-parter in s2 (the hankel incident) where she was almost attacked by those rabid (?) dogs and she shot them and she's obviously shaken up and she tries finding reid and realizes what happened and she feels so much guilt for splitting up with him - which was not her fault, she didn't know and should not be held responsible for what happened to him - that she started trying to make other people mad at her?? she cornered derek who was grieving and stressed at the loss of his best friend and they're both sleep deprived and she says something like 'admit it, you hate me, you think it's my fault' AND I???? GIRL. he is being so nice to you?? he was literally like oh honey if you need time off i know you're really shaken up and we can take care of this and and and AND SHE WAS LIKE oH yeah suRe just admit it i'm the worSt everybody hATEs mE- I WAS... this is not about you. go get therapy for the dog attack that you just almost suffered?? do not stand around a crime scene and pester the victim's best friend and delay the investigation because you're feeling guilty. go talk to someone about it. take a few days off. again, i totally get that she was shaken up and hopped up on adrenaline, but everyone told her to go get some rest and she was like no i think i will make myself the problem instead <3

all of that being said i still love her </3 i was not kidding when i say that i wish she was my mom holy shit i would have loved to grow up as her kid but she definitely has her flaws just like the rest of the BAU, and logical, critical breakdowns of a characters flaws aren't slandering, they're analysis, so i think everybody needs to stop shitting on people who criticize or analyze their faves lmao

send me your unpopular fandom opinions

[cloudcountry]

Hehehe you asked for headcanons so here >:3

-Azul absolutely LOVES it when you wear his gloves. You were cold & forgot yours once or something and he leant you yours and became fascinated with how they’re slightly too big for you. He thinks you look adorable in them, so he ends up gifting you that set of gloves and buys a pair that matches them. But don’t ask him if he bought a matching pair on purpose. He would get extremely flustered and deny everything, and only wear them in private.

-Occasionally when he’s distracted he’ll fidget with your sleeves, jacket, buttons, hair, etc - always really gently and carefully, as fiddling with things helps him think. If you point it out he’ll get immediately flustered, apologise and beg you to not tell anyone, especially the tweels.

-He loves listening to you talk about otome games after a long day of work. Something about listening to you ramble about something you’re passionate about is really soothing to him. If you start to talk too much about one boy, he’ll get a little bit jealous and try to emulate that character a bit or go out of his way to spend more time with you.

-Dude will BANKROLL your merch collection. You won’t even realise you mentioned it and then it’ll be on your doorstep.

-also, he loves it when you wear jewellery and especially when he buys it for you and helps you put it on

Hehe I hope you liked it!!! >:3

OMGGG THANK YOU SO MUCH?!?!? YOUW ROTE SO MUCH RHEA YOURE TOO KIDN THANLK YOU THNAK YOUT HNAKUOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

ugh literally SCREAMING at the glove headcanon!!!! i willw ear his gloves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! theyre mien nwo!!!! if he got us a matching pair even better!!!!!!!!!!! JAHSFDAJSDFASHGFDHASGFDHASFGD AND THE FIDGETTINGGGGG ICAN TOTALLY SEE HIM DOING THAT!!! :((( PLS HES SO SWEET SHDGASJHD HE DOESNT NEED TO EMULATE A CHARACTER :(( PLS AUZL I LVOE U FOR WHO YOUA RE YOU SILLY MAN :(((( AAA CRIES

AJHSDGJASD IF ANYONE BOUGHT ME MERCH I WOULD CRYYYY I LVO E MY SILLY INTERESTS AND MY SILLY BOYS HEHEJEHWFDSFGBWEHFGEGFJSKGEDFE

TEH JEWLELRYYY?@>>@?!>?!@>?>!@>? DIES AGAIN SAJHDJASHDGJAHSGDJAHS

[alkalineleak]

No wait why the fuck is bitb n kfam so similar like

Guy who lost someone important to him bc of the horror Sammy n jack vs Rand n rachel.

Theres the horrors which steals people forever and or brings them back Wrong Bugs vs Aliens/Robots/The void ????????? Ok

The increasing distrust between characters as they start questioning what kidn of world theyre In Think when like emily first dissapeared vs rand freaking the fuck out about Who is and Isnt a bug trying yo kill them

Sammy n kian or like mirrors of each other like Someone who didnt necessarily need or want to be big but Ended up in that situation and feeling empty Esp when jack dissapeared vs Kian loving music n Wanting to be big faking it to his friends but in the end still being empty bc becky wasnt with him

Like i Know theyre all tropes.n also obvious. But like listen

[hirokiyuu]

futaba for soft headcanons?

what they smell like

see. i love ftb so much. i wnat to be kind. but my very first thought reading this was “gamer”

ftb strikes me as the kind of gal to just get w/e generic brand soap etc from the drugstore but i feel like since she dyes her hair. sojiro probably tries to buy a dye friendly shampoo for her bc hes worried (dad instincts) so like......probably nothing strong? 

what their favorite smells in the world are

curry and coffee are hte obvious ones, of course, but i feel like shes got one of those very old sense memories of whatever shampoo her mom used to use. one of those things where she doesn’t know it by name or even realize she remembers it but one day she’s at the mall with ann and she smells it and her head just WHIPS around. she tries to brush it off but eventually she spills the beans and they end up spending the day sniffing around (winks) trying to find it so she can take some home for herself

what pajamas they wear/what they wear to sleep in

bold of you to assume ftb has pajamas...... i feel like when she actually changes into sleep clothes (ie doesnt just sit at her comp and then take two steps to pass out) its pretty similar to what she wears out and about. maybe old merch shirts shes embarrassed to be seen in or that are too big etc wwwwww

my favorite ship (if applicable) and a cute hc about them

yusuke/futaba is still Big Fave..... i love them sooooo much just two weirdoes together. i love how they clicked from the start and how well they get along. i think itd be very cute if one of them kisses the other and doenst realize until they both go home and then theyre like. wait. WAIT. WAIT HOLD ON

my favorite friendship (if applicable) and a cute hc about them

(looking at pef) i wonder

fr tho i do like the concept of akch+ftb.......... its not quite a friendship in canon but i think they genuinely could be very good for each other. like. on ftbs end i do really like hte idea of ftb finding similarities btwn herself and goro nad like........ knowing she can rely on him despite everything? its a fun kind of bond

on goros end i really just like [redacted bc i typed out a whole thing then realized its kidn of a pef spoiler so i deleted it but jsut trust me. Just Trust m]

a song that reminds me of them

for pef/pre-pt futaba specifically almond sent me deviltown which is really very. early ftb (sad) i also have bury a friend on pef playlist for her......

oh i do think i only say i’m sorry when i’m wrong now isn’t a bad song for her either. sort of got that “i may be a mess but im Tryin” vibe that i think suits her

what animal i think they would be if they were an animal

I DIDNT READ ALL THESE QUESTIONS I DIDNT REALIZE I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO ASSIGN EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER I GOT A FURSONA GLHAKSDNCLAKSHG

uhhhhhh (guy who knows like four animals voice) raccoon? she has the Vibes. the little hands. the love of garbage

what position they sleep in

whatever postion she happened to pass out in. deep sleeper who can and will completely ruin her spine in w/e position she found and does not toss or turn. she is Chillin.

their favorite drink

Gamer Soda (tm) i feel like she and ren sometimes drink gross soda together. sibling bonding moments

a gift i would give them if i could

more featherman merch? she deserves it.

[irradiatedsnakes]

merleshighchurch replied to your post: “its kidn of weird that they released the trailer for rvb15 like fuckn...”:

It's bc they still do everything last minute they finish episodes like a couple of hours before they drop. its bad

yeaaah....like id get that a few years ago but theyre like an actual Big Professional Company now sooooooo