#theyre gonna be REAL WEIRED OUT BY THIS WHOLE THING
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rainbowgod666 · 1 year ago
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Alien assassin: I told the human that I was gifting them a delicacy from my homeworld. But I really gave them a block of the deadly chemical Theobromine! THEY WILL BE DEAD BY DAWN MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!
*human walks into the room*
Human: Oh hey 👋 I want to thank you for your gift. Best chocolate I ever had. Do you know where I can get more?
Alien:
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