#theyre extremely queer for a m/f couple

[haequation]

any alistair/femcousland should be bi4bi and at the very least t4t imo

[alexymoron]

the alphabet lore (american highschool au):

a is the popular jock with b as his cheerleader gf

c is the third wheel/their kid (closeted queer)

also c is in a popular public relationship with h but is secretly “dating” u (theres angst involved cause u is out but c isnt and c has internalised homophobia)

h is sneaking around with s, c’s cousin

d is somewhat part of the group but left out a lot

efgh are international students

h is a hot european guy

e and f are dating

i and j are fraternal twins (j is male and i is female because j has a little dick)

j is the evil twin (cagney vibes)

k is a bad influence on j and they skip class all the time (secret gay relationship??)

l is the one lanky loser who everyone knows is a stoner/junkie but can never catch in the act

m and n are best friends with an unbalanced power dynamic and are both really into theatre but get put into best friend and lead roles (sharpay and ryan vibes)

o is the weird funny kid that everyone loves but doesn’t actually have friends

p is that one pick me that thinks theyre in the abcs but is really just walmart version of b

q is the weird unfunny kid that everyone hates and doesn’t actually have friends

r is the male lead for theatre and is extremely ugly but has an amazing voice and top tier acting skills so he gets all the girls even if hes short (ed sheeran vibes) (knows 20 languages just because)

s is the one rich kid who’s not really rich, her daddy’s just got some title (gretchen wieners vibes) (is secretly dating her cousin, c’s, boyfriend, h)

t is a tall nerd (WEARS A LAB COAT) (ivy league group)

u is the only openly queer kid in the school and therefore sometimes gets grouped into the weirdos and goths but is kicker on the football team so sometimes they’re accepted but mostly criticised from the sidelines a lot (sneaking around with c)

vwx are the weirdo goth kids that hiss at people in the hallways but if you get to know them theyre really cool.. they just have suicidal thoughts sometimes (they have a weird obsession with classics)

yz are the one couple that makes out in hallways 24/7 and have that extreme height difference (6’3” and 4’11”)

tell me what i missed or what you disagree with 😭😭