#theyre dumbasses and would 100% make the proposal into a competition

[lesbianklance]

lance and keith are 100% that couple that as soon one of them suspects the other is about to propose he starts proposing instead so they just sit there for 1 hour arguing over who proposed first

[hiilikeanimelol]

girl same. when you're awake and ready, may i please have hc's or a scenario for Rook with an absolutely head-empty, thembo s/o? i mean absolutely no thoughts, just wii music on repeat kinda dumbass.

Now im sat down i can get this done I've been thinking about it all day

Rook sees beauty in anything and everything its just how he is

He would 100% admire you from far away at first, loves watching them work out if they do

If they work out outside then he will definitely be taking photos and commenting on your form in little notes

Simple things like the way you hold your arms up or how much you can bend yourself backwards

Even notes if you have one side of your body stronger than the other, he knows everything down to how much stronger side a is than side b

Going off your appearance he will make sure he knows of every little thing that maybe they don't even know about themself

Knows where all their freckles are, any scars you have and how he thinks you got them, birthmarks? He knows about them

This poor man would melt if you could pick him up, carry him bride style and he will NOT stop talking about how strong his s/o is, poor vil has heard enough at this point

At first he doesn't realise just how stupid they actually are

Even if you are smart and do fine academically if needed...... but like common sense? Nahhhh

If him and his s/o are in the same year he probably spends more time admiring the way you write or you napping on the school desk or throwing notes at him than what you're actually writing

You could write the entire fucking bee movie script and he'd just be swooning over how your hair falls over your face or the fact that you bite your lip whenever your pen leaves the paper

But if they are a total moron and could mistake a fruit for a hat hes in all honesty a little concerned

He takes you under his wing and teaches you anything you want to know, he wouldn't want his love falling behind

He would also simp so hard if you asked him to teach you French or even if you already could speak a little

Teaches you compliments in French and constantly reminds you how much he loves you

The first time he hears you say je t'aime (I love you) he probably tears up a little bit even if your pronunciation is awful he loves it

Will also teach you insults if you want for a laugh, loves that he can swear in French with vil around and vil just 👁👄👁

Probably teaches epel a few swear words for a laugh and the three of you just insult people in French so that vil can't tell you to mind your language

As someone whose brain is just wii music I tend to come up with some of the stupidest questions known to man and oh dear god

He doesn't understand that these questions don't need answering and will actually try find an answer to them

If he can't figure it out he will message vil at ungodly hours with questions like 'if a tomato is a fruit is ketchup a smoothie?'

Vil just tells him to sleep and that his s/o is an idiot (cue mira mira is ketchup a smoothie?)

But seriously IS KETCHUP A SMOOTHIE

If people tend to be intimidated by your looks he will be putting a stop to that,if anyone in pomefiore is stood still they will be bothered with a "bonjour have you met my s/o theyre really kind and I think you'd get on well with them?"

There isn't a single member of his dorm that doesn't know of you whether your in their dorm or a different one

Deffo the kind of bf to show you off and vil can't count how many times rook has shown him a photo of you

And oh god if you show any interest in archery or hunting he will actually propose to you

Hunting competitions, it doesn't matter if you kill animals or if you just aim at flimsy little targets he loves having someone who shares his intrests

Will get into anything you like too wether it be a sport,a music genre, a video gsme, TV series literally anything this man is doing it with you

Feel like a went a little off topic but oh well I guess, I need to order my pizza 🍕 🙃

Also if someone could be so kind and send me literally anything but with anon on so I can make sure its working because my phones having a little breakdown and I don't appreciate it. Hopefully people will now realise that I will write almost anything and I would also make edits like I did with sebeks coat and lilias hair

I will make a post at some point with what I will and won't write, maybe doing little writings on this account will improve my writing abilities because I love writing but I just have no belief im myself lmao, and that's on inferiority complex due to childhood trauma