#theyre all happy on pabu

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Crossember prompt 9 - Cross with a meal

[clownery-and-fuckery]

Alright buckle up here's my actual genuine reaction....

First episode:

First of all, I regret asking for more Hemlock, this was fantastically awful, I will not be recovering.

Second of all, that shaved clone has done things to me. Horrible, horrid things that made me actually pause it and look away. It made me physically ill, it was the worst. Great, but the worst.

The passage of time really did fucking get to me BUT HER LITTLE PONYTAIL UGH

crosshair..... I need a moment

EMERIE !!!! CANT STAND HER !!!!!!!!!!! SNITCH ASS BITCH

I literally don't care that she was allowed to keep the doll, btw. I dont give a shit. I hope Emerie dies in a fire.

nala se.... ew............

I think the whole episode was just pure horror, it was so fucking disgusting to watch, idk about you guys but watching the clone who had probably faced the true horror of SCI-FI warfare crying alone in his cell genuinely had me pausing the episode. Really great work there, Jennifer, I will be billing you for my therapy

Crosshair and Omega bonding !!! The little "What's your mission objective" was definitely a tactic he used on his brothers to have them pay attention, I refuse to acknowledge that he's the youngest, he just isn't. That's big brother keeping his little brother(s) on task behaviour.

Everything about Hemlock gave me chills. I love him. I hate him. I hope his guts cover the screen. I am fascinated by him.

I had a sneaking suspicion Emerie was taken under Hemlock's wing, and her undoing will be her endless loyalty to him... they did not have to say it as obviously as that, though. Glad they did.

Crosshair is sick. There is no way you show us all these sick, dying clones then Crosshair and expect us not to figure that out. He's going to die. His shaking is just the first symptom. I am not ready.

I definitely have more smaller notes I will make once I am not sobbing hysterically about it !!!!

Episode two!!:

This is the one that made me cry, actually.

Watching Wrecker and Hunter march in, quiet and covered in countless injuries, made me so sad. I couldnt recognise them. Those aren't my lads.

Wrecker begging hunter not to go because people didn't make it back.... hunter I get you're desperate, but you will NOT survive another brother being killed. I can't bear to watch him tear himself apart and neither can Wrecker.

WEEPED LIKE AN ACTUAL BABY WHEN I SAW THOSE CLONE BABIES.... THEYRE TOO YOUNG.

"99ers???" THERES FUCKING MORE ??????? I want to know the lore behind this line particularly.

Theyre so cute..... they're so CUTE ugh sedate me immediately

THE WAY HUNTER WAS LOST AT THE START BTW WITH THE TECH AND HE WAS GETTING FRUSTRATED AND HE IMMEDIATELY LOOKED TO OMEGAS STUFF AND LET HIS GRIP LOOSEN ON THE DATAPAD HE WSS THINKING OF HIS YOUNGEST TWO SIBLINGS I WILL NEVER FUCKING RECOVER DAVID AND JENNIFER LET THEM BE HAPPY !!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyways that little fucker who was good with tech..... I see you. I love you.

They were so used to letting Tech do his thing.... they immediately moved to cover fire....... for a second they forgot it wasnt him, I'm weak

THE CRATE FROM S1 YOU HORRIBLE BASTARDS WHEN WILL YOU LET ME DIE

wrecker playing with the kids..... laughing with them....... ohh i will not cope when he dies.

Hes going to die, btw. In case you didn't know. I know. I am aware. I am unprepared. I dont want to discuss it.

PABU..... THEYRE GOING TO PABU WHEN I TELL YOU I SOBBED. MY MOTHER HAD TO HOLD ME. I WAS INCONSOLABLE FOR FIFTEEN WHOLE MINUTES!!!!!!

i cannot express my feelings for this episode.

Episode three!!!!!!:

I want that man. Yes, i do mean that masked man we saw for two seconds, I want him.

The Emperor had me actually screaming. I was so hyped. He scares me so bad.

Hemlock!!!!!! Evil !!!!!!!! CUNT !!!!!!!!!!!!

nala se was so obvious about her "Get tf out" speech..... why don't you say it louder, the whole fucking room couldn't hear you

The fucking timer. Chills. CHILLS.

Crosshair and Omega !!!! He was so unserious I love that

....sorry to all the lovers tho, have to say i DIED laughing at his "gUaRdS"

And the SCREAM he scrumpt when the door opened, who allowed that 😭😭 it was so fucking funny whbeisbwiba

They were so messy this entire ep, they're everything to me......

"Of course he did" DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING DIE ?!?!?!? WHO FUCKING GAVE YOU THE RIGHT CAUSE IT WASNT FUCKING ME

Crosshairs trigger finger shaking so bad he gave his position away....... that's a major fucking problem, isn't it? That's gonna bite him in the ass.

I want more of Hemlock having a damn tantrum, that was fantastic. Him this season has me in a chokehold. I can't wait to write more of him.

This entire season so far is amazing. I can't wait to watch more, there are so many more points I wanna make, I'm freaked. I'm so happy, I'm still crying, I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Making more coherent thoughts about them soon <3

[reinerispretty]

I’m so glad you’re taking lok requests because like I’m in desperate need of some bolin love. Like maybe a soft friends to lovers kind of fic? Or even just some head cannons about dating bolin? He’s just such a sweetheart I love him

omg dating bolin headcanons let’s GOOOO 

headcanons are under the cut bc there are some nsfw ones in there hehe

SFW headcanons: 

bolin is super outgoing and not rlly afraid of talking to new people but when he sees u his heart just kinda...stops? and maybe he’s drinking a glass of water when it happens and he starts actually choking and korra’s like beating him on the back to get all the coughs out and you’re just looking over like ???

and then finally once he’s calmed down he walks over to you and is like “did you see that” and youre like “um yeah are you okay?” and he gets all blushy but he’s just like “i’m bolin! what’s your name?” and just completely brushes past it

he’d be the kind of guy that would be totally okay being ur friend first but he’d also show up on your doorstep and be like ok so what are we doing today!! and you’d be like bolin it is 7 am

i think he’d like to take u on lots of dates but he doesn’t call them dates but to everyone else they’re totally dates but he’s scared of using the D word with you because he doesn’t wanna freak you out and scare you away

bc as we all know being in love w ur best friends can get kind of messy!!

he gets u front row seats to all of his probending matches and since theyre too broke to sell any actual merch you just make ur own and he sees you wearing it and he smiles BIG

he tries to ask u out super romantically with like flowers and stuff but situations always get in the way so u guys are literally at dinner when he asks you to make it oFfIciAl and of course you say yes bc duh who wouldnt?? 

shorty a lil baddie

and no one would be surprised that ur dating but bolin is super super super big on pda but ur like no kisses r for private so he has to settle for holding ur hand or having an arm around u which he literally ALWAYS does no matter the situation

he’d kinda bring you everywhere so youd be forced to join team avatar and when u guys fight together he’s just shouting little things of encouragement to you

and you’re like THANKS but not really the time!!

he’d spend every night at your place, not bc he’s imposing at all but just bc he doesn’t like being far away from you

pabu has created a nest in ur couch

his friends all adore u ofc, but it took mako a little bit longer to warm up to you bc he’s so protective of bolin 

but he sees how happy you make his brother and it makes HIM super happy

NOW FOR THE NSFW headcanons ;)

bolin is a big simp and very sub-esque and i will not accept anything else

he just gets so whiny bc of you

he genuinely enjoys feedback and you telling him what to do bc he wants to make u feel as good as possible

and he totally does

he would go down on u for literal hours if you’d let him he loves it so much 

he’d take off his shirt at probending practice and there would just be a ton of scratch marks down his back and he wouldn’t really care that they’re there but korra and mako are like .......um

ur neighbors have filed various complaints because u guys are so loud

and you TRY to be quiet but it’s so hard to do when he’s literally pummeling you into the mattress

bolin is an ass guy i s2g 

he’s also super good at aftercare and will draw u a bath and u guys will just sit in the hot water together for literal hours (if you’re a firebender bc u can keep heating the water up)

all areas of ur apartment have been broken in

as well as bolin’s apartment

and their practice room

aaaaand some areas of air temple island

he’s just so muscly how can u not

sometimes you’ll just say things and bolin will give you a LOOK and you’re like oh ok gotta go 

u really enjoy teasing him but he enjoys being teased just as much

i just think that if either of u were gonna be tied up in bed it would totally be bolin

[flameo-hotman]

Flameo-Watches LOK episode three

I agree with Korra. The morning IS EVIL!

Oh! This is why they are called the Fire Ferrets! I love this little cutie pie!!!! All the chin scritches for them!! Cute baby!!!

Oh I do not like this man. Shady bad vibes. Throw the whole man away!

Okay yeah but let Bolin have food. He deserves it for being such a sweet heart. He may have all of the food and he is my favorite character! We Stan Bolin in this household.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU JUST SAY TRASH BAG MAN????? Mother fucker! I knew I didn’t like this guy!

Oh poor babies!! I will adopt Bolin. I guess I’ll adopt his brother as well. But only for Bolin.

I love Pabu and I would die for them.

Mako! Be nicer to your brother! Also dude you sounding kinda shady about how you gonna get this money... Do we need to have a talk?

+30 points for Zuko statue. Hdndndnsksjsndh MY BABY BOY ALL GROWN UP AND HAVING A STATUE!!!! We Stan Zuko in this household.

I love Pabu and Bolin.

Oh I do not like Mr. Shady with the nice car. Do not pass go. Run Bolin. I don’t trust this man.

HIS FUCKING NAME IS SHADY SHIN???? I’m sorry! But what???? Bolin his name literally had shady in the name!!! Say no Bolin.

I’m sorry but how is lightening bending so easy now that just everyone can do it???

Okay so Mako is a good brother. I can’t hate him now! He got Bolin’s favorite dumplings after a hard day of work at the factory.

Okay though but their apartment in the attic is high key super nice looking.

Ahhh supportive brother Mako!

Ewwww Korra does like Mr. Eyebrows!

IM SORRY DID KORRA JUST YEET THE CHILDREN??!?!?!??

I love Naga and would die for her, so watch your next words carefully Mako.

NOOOOOOO!!!!!! BOLIN!!!!!!! NOT MY SWEET CHILD!!!!!!

Ahhhh! Pabu and Naga are friends now!!!!!! Dhdhjdjsjsjsnsjsjdbs Adorable!!!!

Hey Mako how do you know so much about how these gangs work?

NOOOOO BOLIN JUST GOT KIDNAPPED BY THE MASKY BOYS!!!!! SAVE HIM KORRA!!!!

Okay so they MASKY Boys have cool bike tricks. AND THEYRE CHI BLOCKERS!!!!!

Good Naga. (You to Pabu. You were fierce and I love you for it.)

I am glad Naga gets to take a short rest.

Hey? Bolin is going to be okay... right?

THE FUCK MAKO?!?!? YOU AND BOLIN WORKED FOR THESE TRIADS BEFORE?!?!?

Spill you jerk. WHERES BOLIN!!!!

Good they figured out where this “revolution” is taking place. NOW KICK SOME ASS AND GET BOLIN BACK!!

Okay now they are in the joint. GET ME BACK MY SWEET BABY!!!

Amon I might not know who you are but I’m smelling bullshit with this farm story. Yo man, Zuko had a scar but he wasn’t a coward who hid behind a mask!!! (Blue Spiriting doesn’t count. It isn’t the same.)

THE SPRITS DIDNT SAY SHIT TO YOU!!!

Bolin looks so scared.

KILL THIS BASTARD BOLT!!!! I BEILIVE IN YOU!!!!

And there went his bending.

Okay Mako is the plan guy and we are getting out boy back! Korra please stop telling people that you are “looking for the bathroom.”

Mako tell your brother you love him to. Also thank you for saving him.

STOP HURTING MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

BEAT HIS ASS MAKO!!!! Do this and I’ll never say another bad word about your awful eyebrows ever again!!!

And he went down. I still get to make fun of his eyebrows but I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS!!!

THANK YOU KORRA!!!

Good Naga.

Tenzin does not like Bad News Korra.

End of Episode Three

Final Thoughts

So fuck this bullshit spewing Anon. He is a filthy Bolin kidnapping coward and Korra should kick his ass. (But be careful sweety. I don’t want him to take your bending away.)

I am glad that Bolin is safe and home, and Mako is a good brother even if he is a little rude and has bad tastes in eyebrow fashion.

I love Pabu. I love Naga. I would die for them both.

Okay. I promised Uncle @aboutiroh that I would go to bed after this episode. So I will. Tomorrow I have to get a lot of writing done, so once that’s out of the way it is right back at it with episode four.