#theyre a south park SHIPPER too

[redautism]

theres a really easy way to annoy me and thats to come into my house and say “x is proship” when at worst its like toxic. have we watered down the meaning of proship so much that it just means anything toxic? you’re comparing two dudes that can fight and kiss about it to people committing actual crimes? hello? who are you?

[cringelordofchaos]

Disability + Queer headcanons for some South Park characters i like

(warning: u might not agree w everything i have to say !!! :shocked emoji:)

(also sorry if im inconsistent w some characters pronouns ill probably refer to a character with their canon pronouns in the show and then when i remember trans hcs of said characterr suddenly ill refer to the w different pronouns)

Craig Tucker

- gay (no fucking shit sherlock)

- level 1 autistic, low empathy, difficulties communicating and understanding emotions, yada yada u get the gist

- some form of anxiety? idk probs not to a disordered amount but its there.

Kenny McCormick

- Chronic pain (everywhere)

- Epilepsy

- dude LITERALLY got a seizure from simply playing a video game (in thepokemon episode) this dudes physical health is so bad prolly cuz his constant deaths still leave an impact on him even after he gets revived?

- autism !? (idk im not 100% sure just yet)

- selectively mute

- probably some form of (complex?) PTSD from the constant traumatizing deaths he endures though again like im not sure

- but yyeah ok i just remembered thispost is about disability AND queer hcs so uhm kenny. I like the genderqueer hcs but he could also just be really gnc and i love that for him too. either way likes women a lot and i cant exactly imagine him liking a dude? like idk maybe but nah i dont see it

Tweek Tweak

- im sorry but i personally dont view him as having adhd cuz his parents tell others hes hyperactive bc of it but really its because they keep drugging the fucking eight year old so idk. like idk he could possibly have it but i cant decipher cuz we dont know what tweek would be like if he wasnt drugged and a coffee addict at such a young age. and causes of symptoms matter

- but yeah he def has GAD and panic disorder bc of the drugged coffee

- oh also gay

eric cartman

- NPD (i know hes a really stereotypical and harmful portrayal of it and there should be better representation of it but theres no way he doesnt have it im sorry)

- sexuality and gender are whatever benefits him at the moment

(ok but if ur actually wondering abt my hc hes probably gay)(in extreme denial obviously though)

Butters Stotch

- has some form of disorder related to trauma and if he doesnt hell get one when he grows up because like dudes been through SOME FUCKING SHIT. (and he canonically falls asleep to and wakes up to the sounds of his own screams so like. uhm)

- seems like hes straight? like could be bi though idk. he DID have a crush on princess kenny though? take it as you will lmao

- SHIT i forgot about marjorine. yeah just like w kenny either genderqueer or gnc, love both hcs

- may i suggest aroace butters though

- or no sexuality butters (he doesnt have a sexuality :broke heart:)(dont aks me how that works it jst does)

Stan Marsh

- Major depressive disorder

- literal alcoholic at age 10 thats bound to mess him up for life one way or another

- canonically diagnosed with asperger's syndrome but it was his obvious depression being misdiagnosed

- bi but like only gay for specific chars. but yeah confused abt sexuality

- gender questioning too and its pretty canon as shown in 'the cissy'. though then again stans really empathetic so u could say stans confused feelings of gender identity were just being influenced by cartman and wendy recently telling the school theyre trans. idk WHICH way stans trans though and neither do they

- emo

kyle broflovski

- im gonna hes say asexual cuz of human kite's character chart thingy and also bc why not

- have got zero clue as to what his sexuality is like. im a style shipper (big surprise ik) so u might think i think he likes dudes but idk. ive never seen anyone hc him as aroace before but i think it could fit him. he does seem like he could just be cishet too. or maybe bi? ive also seen gay hcs of him. idk man i think multiple fit depending on how u interpret his character?

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Tolkien Black

- his roleplay character chart thingy said ther character was gender neutral so im going w that hc

- likes girls (canon as shown in cartman finds love)

Bradly/Bradley (the one from the conversion therapy episode)

- gay (SHOCKER)(BIGASS SURPRISE)(

Timmy

- canon wheelchair user (whats the term again i forgor) and also intellectually disabled (but also there was one point where it was revealed he was actually a genius i think?? so maybe hes not intellectually disabled but rather he lacks the capacity to express or communicate his inner world? idk)

- timmy

thas all i got for now im too lazy to continue but yeah pls dont kill me for these

EDIT 11/JUNE/2024: forgot to say this but also kenny has more physical disabilities than listed and also Cartman is dyslexic in my hc

[maruyaaya]

i hope you dont mind double asks as well because i forgot and i wanted to ask what other ships do you like that aren't very popular? ^^

i will attempt to not ramble for as long on this ask as i did on your other LMAO but i do absolutely love rarepairs so i love talking about them (also i absolutely do not mind double asks so send as many as you’d like :D)

so let’s begin with haikyuu. i gave an essay in my last ask abt how much i love oinoya so you can take that as a given. i am also a massive fan of kuroaka. i love their dynamic sm and they’re probably the haikyuu ship that i have the most ideas for fics of (tho i haven’t written any of them…) and taking that a step further, i’m the #1 bokuakakuroken shipper. i ship those four in every variety. i love all of them and im so srs. i also really like semiten which shouldn’t be as much of a rarepair as it is. i also like oiaka and konoaka. i’m a big fan of kunimi/kindaichi too which is not a rarepair, but is underrated.

i do, of course, like other more popular ships (bokuaka and iwaoi notably. those two are so special to me god i love them sm) but i’m only discussing rarepairs here.

as for other fandoms, i must mention ranaya. they are my babies i basically birthed them myself. hinaya really shouldn’t be a rarepair in the bandori fandom but it lowkey is bc of chisaya. also a big fan of kaochisaya! irouma from danganronpa is a big one im into as well as miu/maki. of course, donjaykyle from dc; i don’t understand how it’s not a more popular ship bc it’s so golden.

ginlucy from bsd!! i love gin and lucy together i think they work so well. i’m not crazy into rarepairs in the bad fandom bc i love skk so much, but i also like sigzai. taniatsu too!! crenny from south park gets so unfairly hated on when it’s such a good ship idc if u hate crenny just bc you ship creek, ur so boring. crenny is peak and im so srs about that. i absolutely love mizuan from project sekai. and another one that isn’t a rarepair, but gets crazy hated on bc there’s more popular ships for the characters is mizurui.

oh my god how could i have forgotten artemis/diana from dc. like i mean artemis of bana-mighdall and wonder woman. UGH THEYRE SO GOOD genuinely gay as hell they’re both canon bisexuals can dc just let them kiss. i have a crazy unpopular dc opinion in that i really like stephjay as well idk i love their potential.

that’s mostly what i can think of off the top of my head, but trust me, there are so many more. i love rarepairs and i’m the biggest multishipper ever; i love shipping my favourite character with every single other character. def will post about more rarepairs if i think abt some more

[ethotv-archived]

i present to you: the cc!tubbo iceberg

explanation of all points under the cut!

dyslexic: self explanatory

bees: tubbo is known for liking bees. its his Thing

likes south park: hes been watching that show for years and references it often

dream smp: hes on the dsmp

tubbox: tubbo. in a box!

tubbolive: tubbos alt twitch

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tubboinnit: one of tubbos old minecraft igns, changed at tommys insistence

benson: a light up duck he bought in the first shopping stream

lives with ranboo: ranboo moved in a week ago (as of today) after knowing tubbo for around 7-8 months

plays ukulele: self explanatory. he sold one as merch!

cnn10: recently he watched cnn10 on stream and the anchor/host replied to him on twitter

eye discourse: theyre grey.

smpearth: tubbo was invited to smpearth a few weeks after its creation

kpop fan: tubbo likes a couple kpop bands

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national trampolinist: when he was 13-14 tubbo was a nationally competing trampolinist, but gave it up to be a streamer

voltz wars: modded mc youtube roleplay series with ranboo, jack manifold, captain sparklez, and some youtubers tubbo watched as a kid, fmb

the pastel cafe: tubbo has talked at length about how when he retires he wants to own a pastel cafe

dropped out of school: he just stopped replying to their emails

never eaten asian food: tubbo didnt know what sushi was!

called himself a tweek kinnie: when he was told what kinning was, he began his "kinlist", with tweek tweak from south park being number 1

tall guy short guy: a script tubbo began on his alt of the adventures of tall guy and short guy, who definitely arent based off him and ranboo

was gonna buy the strawberry dress: when niki and eret bought theirs, tubbo was going to too, until he realised how revealing it was

orphictubbo: another one of tubbos old minecraft igns. this also used to be his twitch name

eldest sibling: both his sisters are younger than him!

made his own hack client: self explanatory. he also played 2b2t often and had his own anarchy server (poggop)

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800 page script: tubbo wrote 800 pages of a medical drama when he was like 11. he read some out on stream with ranboo and karl once

played dwight (from the office) in chess: pogchamps was a wild tournament. apparently the actors son watches tubbo

plays badminton: self explanatory. plays with his mum

got turned away from age of ultron for looking too young: when he was 13 he wasnt allowed in to see the movie because he was too short and they thought he was 11

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creek shipper (and wrote comics+scripts) self explanatory. creek is tweek and craig from south park, and tubbos favourite episode involves them

quig date: tubbo went on a minecraft date with quig on smp earth

the skirt clip: in september/october, tubbo wore a skirt (over his jeans) for a minute as a subgoal

bunnyglittergirl: the original name of tubbos minecraft account. pretty sure he bought it secondhand

blue turtle: tubbos minecraft lets play channel from when he was 13

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fallen kingdom princess: on captain sparklez minecraft server (fallen kingdom), tubbo was assigned the role of princess in capts kingdom (they were really fun streams)

weird teeth: he still has his baby teeth? apparently?

was a fortnite streamer: self explanatory. he also streamed csgo and pubg

mizkif being his alt: once, while vcing with mizkif and some friends, tubbo was given mizkifs stream key and streamed off mizs account. he still has it

[mlentertainment]

Those damn kids (some easily offended not kids lmao) that are Reddie shippers obviously didn't know that their beloved Bill Hader (yea duh) used to write and produced South Park... So yeah, their stupidity shows. Well if they 'cancelled' James bcs of that tweet (that theyre just too dumb to understand), they should downright cancel Hader too, right? LMAO

[wintea-melon]

I’m sure you can guess who the person is, but they keep referring to “mountain” kyman shippers as bad and put labels on people just because they think all of them are anti Semitic for making Cartman taller and dominant. They’re a very toxic and their friends keep encouraging their behavior because they feel like they’re doing the right thing. They’re the one who is making all the discourse in the fandom.

i know who you mean and i get having friends supporting you, but friends supporting you on ridiculous stuff such as being so against people who draw kyle looking like a twink?? dude it’s south park, people are allowed to have headcanons on their own because everyone looks so much the same, unless you wanna vaguepost matt and trey too for not making it look how you want kyle to be, bc THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME. and that makes it ACTUALLY fun for the fandom to draw the characters because they’re allowed to draw the characters how they headcanon them to be, but unless you wanna take the fun out of that then go ahead.the thing is i have them blocked but someone sent to me the new ridiculous thing theyre on about, the moment they have someone they hate out of tumblr they start vagueposting artists who dont draw how they want “US” to. Like dude cant you maybe use your negative energy on something else, hobbies maybe??? is it really bad for me to draw kyle in an anime art style now? idk WHO KNOWSi just hope things would be more peaceful instead of you know, possibly scaring other artists into not doing what they love to do anymore especially when theyre not doing any harm to anyonehow toxic.