#theyre a gay ship for gay people methinks.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i know i screamed. absolutely terrifying. who let them in

[catinasink]

hiii asking abt your genshin fics??? spill the tea

sdkjh okqy okay lemme cracks knuckles

ill hide my chest (and ill figure out a way to get us out of here)

lil trans diluc oneshot !!! okay so its basically about diluc, jean, kaeya, eula, and rosaria mainly, but albedos there too and so is barbara. theyre like yk childhood friends and shit, the seven of them, and theyre all trans 👍the oneshot is like. about that i guess ?? its from dilucs perspective and how they see all of it and rhgjhsgjkdrhgrjgr and basically just them. growing ig and discovering themselves and rhrjhgrgr and im sorry crepus i flipped a coin on wether you were a good father or not ;v;

yeah i just needed company now

the sillies !!!! told from the perspective of yaoyao, its a lil oneshot where yaoyao is having a bad day and then spends time with the other people in her group and they help cheer them up :3 i love them theyre so silly and oh the group is yaoyao, qiqi, nahida, paimon, freminet, mika, diona, klee, dori, and sayu :3 yaoyao is kinda mecoded but we ball ;v; shes my lil baby showering them in blankets and pillows and giving her a hot chocolate and telling her everythings gonna be okay

at the critical chapter (where i say i love you)

xingyunming oneshot :3 i think thats their ship name? anygays. yeagh. xingyunming fic with also xingyunling bc i ship many ships and also polyamory win so. basically xingqui being kinda worried about his date w chongyun an gaming so xiangling helps xem prepare :3 xiangling best gf fr 💪 theyre very silly all of them and grhhgrhghrhghr i love them. the date goes pretty well methinks gjob xingqui and xiangling

baby youre my best friend, best friend

rafischlnett oneshot !!!!!! fischl is. in love w their best friends. btw. theyre very gay and grhghrhgrh kinda wrote their relationship me and my qpps coded slightly? anygays yeah. just fischl being very gay for their partners (benny an razor). its really sweet in my opinion theyre so silly and gay for each other and grhghrghrr

id sell my own bones for sapphire stones (cause blues your favorite color)

silly luminette oneshot !!! i actually love luminette sm theyre my babies i hjrhjrhgjrhjrhjrhr also theyre both very aspec and lumine is kinda mecoded but we ball and lumine is actually so gay and lynette is also so gay and furina tysm for saving the day and lumines kinda not doing that well mentally tbh but its going to be okay methinks and theyre actually so gay for each other and also lynette x kirara x charlotte x xiangling are actually my beloveds and its open-ended bc idk what to do next and i love them sm

and when we find out whats wrong with me (could you tell me how im right for you?)

ohh god my main fic. its a chatfic and i love chatfics so im very happy i made it :3 ive actually been writing this one since. maybe summer of 2021 or 22? im not sure but this fic has gone through. many changes. this version however is the version i currently like the best plus im now planning it properly. its basically a modern boarding school au, where the students are divided into first year, second year, and third year. starting in first year, they are shipped over to Teyvat Boarding School, and stay on-campus till the end of third year. so like. a three year vacation. they have next to no contact with anyone outside of the school. oh god now that i think about it no wonder the main plot is happening- anygays yeah and they live in dorms with people in their year. however, some people are getting suspicious on the true nature of the school. anygays its also very gay and poly and aspec and trans and i love all of them sm and i love writing chatfics and theyre all so silly and grhghrghr

yeagh :3

[asbestieos]

shoving kaoru x kuro at you with the force of a thousand suns. also. tatsukei.

AAAUAUUFRGRGRUAUUAUAUAGAHUAAA (THE THOUSAND SUNS BURN ME TO ASHES)

kaokuro

THEYRE SO GENDERNUCLEAR MARRIED COUPLE CORE. i meant genderneutral but gendernuclear also matters. kuromama and kaopapa and kaomama and kuropapa. kuro looked at kaoru and offered his hand to show kaoru a journey through defying gender norms and then he dragged kaoru along with him anyway. i think kaoru would be so intimidated and horrified at the thought of Having A Crush on kuro because you know kaoru’s mommy kink hed totally get all panicky bc of kuros mom-isms. like what if he wants kuro to be his mom. what then. and then.. what if…. he doesnt mind it,,,,, <- this is how the gay thoughts got him he wanted kuro to be his mom. theyd be so cute i think kaoru would get surprise packed bentos from kuro a few times and hed be so flustered hed lie to his unitmates and tell them theyre from a girl he likes. agency meetings are increasingly more awkward for kaoru because his luvr is right there and all he can do is pretend theyre not a thing and ignore the teasing sent his way by rei. what being in the same agency does to a motherfucker. once kuro feigned a milf voice and ara-ara’d at kaoru and called him kaocchi and kaoru immediately fainted on the spot. woke up, head was rested in kuro’s lap, got called kaocchi in a flirty tone, and promptly conked out for the rest of the meeting. awooga

tatsukei

(grips my chest) theyre such a dry couple until they arent.. like midwinter drought dry. like tatsumi-is-solo-carrying-the-payload dry. like two-years-in-and-they-have-yet-to-kiss dry. theyre like a very very old couple that doesnt have The Spark but still are very obviously something. its small things like subtle hands resting on the other’s waist or subconsciously keeping track of the other’s schedule or saving leftovers for each other.. people laugh because theyre of two different religions but they get along just fine.. theyre a little bit kurokei except i think theyd struggle to truly devote themselves to each other.. tatsumi doesnt particularly have ambition anymore— sure, he can always reach for that utopia again, but after the reimei revolution, he clearly was not the savior the world sought after, so why try again and risk more unnecessary casualties? keito wouldnt agree methinks hes all like babe get your ass in gear im bored as shit either do something to the idol industry or help me write boy love manga. tatsumis like haha i love you lets raise kids ♡ and keitos like MY CAREER? or whatever. sorry im rambling again i hope that wasnt too incomprehensible ♡

honest opinion ship ask game

[tinkonka]

oh! wilsiri for the ship ask game? :oc

hi max..<3

i ship it so hard

What made you ship it? uhh well i admit initially it was like 'oh i ship noelashe.. i need to like. pair those other two together' so i did. and then i went back and looked at everything and now theyre my beloveds

What are your favorite things about the ship? im basic okay i like the 'pleasant silence' thing they got going on. they cld just nap together in the same room and they'd be totally fine and yeah. also flower crowns sirius loves them wa too much

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? uhhh noo i think my opinions are widely shared. theyre just gay people methinks

[neptunebeetle]

UMMM FOR THE CHARACTER THING tricky madcom and steve btb . clown hell =:)

TY WIFEY i love clown hell yayye

Tricky

Sexuality Headcanon: Homosexualest ever. Gay clown <3 mlm n ace too methinks

Gender Headcanon: Trans man xenogender but i dont have anything specific in mind rlly.. he/it n various neopronouns.. maybe ill just *steals your plurgender tricky hc*

A ship I have with said character: Trickjeb is the only ever :)

A BROTP I have with said character: theres several i think.. tricky & hank enemy besties. I think audi & tricky friendship is hilarious and great. Tricky & crackpot horrible gay people friendship <3

A NOTP I have with said character: uhh hm. Im not rlly into tricky/hank idk what its called. Just not for me personally.. frankly im not very much into any other pairing w him LOL

A random headcanon: UHHHHH im bad at this part. Hrm. Well lets see.. i enjoy the hc that the improbability drive shit gave him memory loss bc its so sad and tragic which is not always my forte but… sometimes well yknow. Uhhh i think he’s autistic n doesjt have top surgery andd OH LIKE hes still really fucking smart after the whole zombie clownification . Hes just silly. I like him being super short but i also enjoy interps where hes not hehe

General Opinion over said character: love and so much of it <33 i want to squish him ^_^

Steve

Sexuality Headcanon: GAY homosexul. Men liker 😁

Gender Headcanon: nonbinary as fuckk… he/they

A ship I have with said character: the. Steve & cesare 😏 theyre divorced sometimes but i think theyre in love sorry . Why does cesare call u babygirl

A BROTP I have with said character: steve & penny have such a fun silly dynamic shes so polite to him when the others are like steve wtf BUT ALSO seeing him hang out w tim & billie is fantastic i love friendship. Explodes. Hes weird and they love him

A NOTP I have with said character: uh. IDRK i dont really see him get shipped w anyone much LOL.. im sure theres ones where if they existed id dislike very much lawl

A random headcanon: he changes size for fun. I think hes like tim height or so but he makes himself smaller or bigger just cause. I think he has things wrong with him! Theyre absolutely not human they r clown species. They live in the foodtruck. I dont think they make any profit off the business bc they dont care about money personally like they just dont need it. The job pays generously as a result. Hes adhd :]

General Opinion over said character: hes so fucking shaped and one of the funniest fucking characters ever. Steeeeeve