#they're soooooo cute it makes me wanna cry

[clary-jace]

JOHN B ROUTLEDGE and SARAH CAMERON ROUTLEDGE in Outer Banks | 4x05 - "Albatross"

[osarina]

Waking up next to Chuuya or Dazai must feel like heaven, because who wouldn't wanna have a handsome lad next to themselves ? So if the waking part is that good, then it means that the former moment, aka the ZZzzzz , must have some disadvantage to it.

First off, Dazai: this guy has NO bed etiquette whatsoever. The very first time you share the bed you can already say bye bye to your blanket because he is HOGGING that shit!!! If that was not enough for you to send him straight to the couch then maybe the fact that he will absolutely not stay still, always moving and changing positions, which sends you to the good ol' floor ™ , will make you do it. I could also go on that he is a sleeptalker and one of those weird af individuals that undress themselves to literal nakedness while asleep but I feel like he has been flamed enough already.

Chuuya whereas snors like a middle aged father of 4 (and shockingly, gets louder when he drank beforehand, how is this even possible????), runs hot 24/7 and sends you temperature wise straight to Florida Keys and Miami because he is not just the big spoon, he is the iron one (which is sooooo cute and romantic at first, to be held like that until it turns into an oh no! situation once you realize that you gotta go to the toilet though)

Feel free to add more stuff or disagree

(and just to be clear, this review is very /lh, love these two dummies)

AHHAHAHAHAHHAH PLEASEEEEEE STOP YOU'RE SO RIGHT

dazai TRULY has 0 bed etiquette, and yk what, the night starts out fine too. he lays on his side of the bed or he curls up at your side, and it's soooooo precious to see him sleeping for once because this man RARELY lets himself sleep, but once he's knocked out ... the first time you're woken up, it's because he's literally sprawled entirely on top of you and his elbow is digging into your side. you have to shove him off of you because you literally cannot BREATHE. the second time you wake up, it's cuz you're literally SHIVERING because this man has taken all of the blankets and demands for the AC to be cranked even though he's always cold. the third time you wake up, it's because he literally can't sleep if he's not touching you in some manner, so he becomes restless and starts moving in his sleep trying to seek you out. you get a foot to the shin and a hand to the face before he finally manages to get his arms around you to curl back up next to you ... and of course the cycle repeats after that. dazai is a HELLISH bed partner but </3 he's pretty so it makes up for it

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO CHUUYA SNORING HELP ME WHY IS THAT SO ACCURATE, and you know this man adamantly denies it too. "wdym i don't snore" and he gets SOOO passionate about it. even when you take a video to show him, he accuses you of editing it bc he refuses to admit he snores like a fucking truck. IM CRYING BC NOT ONLY DOES HE RUN HOT BUT YOU LITERALLY CANNOT ESCAPE HIM, so not only do you have to pee desperately but you're also sweating because he's literally a FURNACE

they're such LOSERS i love them pls this made me giggle i love YOU

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

Random post. Because I currently have no one to talk to. You can scroll. It's just me ranting about the most mundane things and talking to myself :)

Okay, now I dunno what to say. I'm not texting anyone cause I'm not gonna bother anyone in my DMs with this

MY FAVOURITE THING EVER IS SO MANY THINGS

That's so vague HAHAHAHA

I like cats SO much. OH MY GOD-

Like, if you do not like cats, I do not trust you.

Theres a cat near where I live, but she won't let me pet her babies :(

I used to call kittens 'cat babies'. I still do. It sounds cuter. But like, cats are so cute, if I get one, I'm gonna love it forever and give it lots of kisses and hugs and treats and everything it could ever want and a little cat bed and a tiny blanket and a scratchy thingy, idk what it's called, and dedicate most of my life to it and love it so so sosososososososoooooo much and they're so cute and lovable and huggable and kissable and if my future partner doesn't like cats I'm kicking them out cause I want a cat, and I'm gonna love it so much and show it off to everyone cause it's mine and I love it and I also reallllyyyyyyyy love flowers

Like, flowers are so cool. How could you NOT like flowers???? And i can name so many flowers and I told my best friend about soooooo many flowers like lotuses and sunflowers and peonies and lobelias and Cordelias and bleeding hearts and foxgloves and poppies and and and-

Anyway

OH MY GOD CAKEEEEEEEEE

I love cake SO much. Red velvet is my FAVOURITE. Maybe thats why i have memory issues. Oh oh! Did you know that if you consume too much sugar, it gives you memory issues

And diabetes

Reminds me of the time I used to sometimes eat sugar because why not? And ice. I liked chewing on ice. And I used to read so much as a baby. And zooooooooooom everywhere. I used to have a cycle and it was pink and white and so cute and I used to take it everywhere

Sometimes I feel like rapunzel. Cause ivory tower, yk? Like, my dad never let's me leave the house after 10 and says I'm not allowed to exit the apartment floor n stuff, and I used to make up little songs about leaving and seeing the world n stuff, I don't so that anymore though. I gave up on that dream. But I still wanna leave yk?

Anyway

SPIDERS

SPIDERS ARE SOSOSOSO CUTE. LIKE ONE TIME I SAW A SPIDER ON MY MED KIT (I CAN WRAP BANDAGES DID YA KNOW THAT???) AND I LOOKED IN ITS TINY EYES AND WE HAD A STARING CONTEST AND THEN IT JUMPED AWAY AND I SAID BYE BYE

And the one time I was sitting on a sofa and looked at the arm of the sofa and saw a tiny spider there and we maintained eye contact for like 4 seconds before it jumped off the arm and onto the floor and lay there unmoving and I laughed while crying. Reminded me of the time when I tried to climb a tree in muree that was on a mountain and nearly fell off both the tree and mountain.

MY FRIEND JUST TEXTED ME TEHEHEHEHEHE

Shes bullying me with uwus. I'm not gonna open her chat >:(

My best friend is actually sososososo cool and I love her sm. I've known her for 3 years and she can actually make me laugh genuinely. Props to her. That's hard to do. And shes sososososo pretty and bossy makes me giggle and I feel so happy, she reminds me of Sunflowers. I tell her so many stories like the time I ate something I shouldn't have and almost got lost in the woods at the dead of night behind the farmhouse we were visiting. And she's a doctor and she's sososososo cool

AND SHE KNOWS MY FAVOURITE SONG AND COLOR AND FOOD AND SHE LIKES MY DESSERT

You say you love me. You say I'm your friend. WHAT'S MY FAVOURITE SONG, YOU WEENIE.

Weenie

Hehe

I gave her a watch and she wore it. I almost cried

I saw a bird yesterday. My best friend hates crows. So I always chase them off for her.

I miss the humming birds near our house. They were pretty. I'm sleepy. And I'm also thinking. Well, not really. Thinking is wierd. Because when you start thinking you start thinking about everything. Like, how do we know the big bang happened when none of us were alive when it happened and how do we know an alternate reality doesn't exist, because maybe it exists, and maybe aliens exist too, because who are we to conclude that aliens don't exist? Because we are literally smaller than specks as compared to this entire universe and mermaids could exist too, because we've py explored 5% of the entirety of the oceans and yeye

You ever think about how 'crises' sounds like 'cry sis'? Because I do, because I cry. Now im thinking about Lobelias and how to murder my English teacher. I want to experiment on her. What will happen if I inject glitter into her veins? Or glue? Or glitter glue? Maybe give her tiny heart attacks by injecting small doses of air into her veins. Would that work?

Maybe i can cook up her remains and shit and give it to the other people I hate

Assign me a Taylor Swift song

I like The Prophecy from TTPD. I relate

Im so selfish it's funny

I like bows. Especially blood red ones. Did you know my favourite color is blood red?

This talk post is longer than most fics you've read hehehehe

I still don't know what a loubtine is. How do you spell it? Louboutine? Lobetine? WHAT IS IT

Louboutine.

Idk I give up.

Alina thinks I'm cute. I am so not. I am evil. Safa (my best friend) agrees with Alina (the music girl) and I have to defend myself everytime. I am not cute. I am evil. I ONCE STOLE BACK MY ERASER FROM A GIRL WHO STOLE MY PINK ERASER IS THAT NOT EVIL ENOUGH FOR YOU????

I STOLE A FLOWER TOO. AND CANDY. AND NOODLES FROM MY BROTHER.

Safa's younger sister once gave me a flower and a sketchbook. I drew stuff in it. I want to draw Edinburgh. Paint it, I mean. This post is very messy.

Cosmo Sheldrake by Come Along is stuck in my head rn

And chase altantic songs.

Idk the name of that one song that goes in a way I can't describe

I just noticed I wrote the cosmo Sheldrake song wrong

But im not gonna go back to fix it cause this is a messy post and I like it

I meant Come Along by Cosmo Sheldrake

Cool song.

Reminds me of the fae.

Now im thinking about Cassian. Why not? He's my blorbo. He's also my favourite. And his cousin Zinnia is sososososo pretty and theyre as close as siblings. I'm gonna draw them when I get an iPad (even tho I'm a Samsung girlie but I need procreate)

I just remembered my cult. It was called the Cat Cult. I was the leader. It was all just cats except me and one of my friends. We plotted to take over the world. I wonder how that fat orange cat is doing now

Fuck math, do meth.

Sometimes I wonder if there's someone out there who's gonna listen to me yap for hours on end and love it. A girl can only dream.

Ngl I'd rock an enemies to lovers trope. That or I'd completely flop. No in between. Cause I'd call him the weirdest names that he wouldn't even understand like 'frostingless cupcake' or 'dry ass oatmeal' or a weenie.

Weenie

Hehe

Did i say that before?

I have brown eyes.

I wanna be pretty so bad

Am i pretty? Kind of

Im not gonna call myself ugly. I'm not ugly >:(

Calling people darling or love is so fun

How are you darling?

I am good

I am a good babie

I gave chicken to a cat today

And saw a birb

And a tree

And a cloud

And i ate icecream

I am sleppy

Goodnight, ma belle

This is not even a rant

It's just me rambling

[kbius6]

Ranking my favorite IkeVamp guys because I'm bored and felt like it lol.

Was just gonna rank them and put what I like about them and stuff but ended up adding extra headcannon-y(?) stuff(like stuff I'd show some of them from the future lol(ADHD strikes again 🤦‍♀️) Im not changing it. Enjoy my rambling lol, or you can ignore it and just look at the pictures, your choice 😂

Im using the pet cards because they're my favorites 🖤🖤🖤

1. Charles. He is an absolutely precious baby. He made me cry. So damn much. I hate that I understand how he feels 😔 just wanting love. I just wanna hug him and comfort him and tell him how much I love him. He's so sweet, and SO kind, he deserves to be happy and loved. Imma make him watch Fruits Basket with me and listen to my favorite bands, that always makes me feel less lonely so maybe it'd help him too 🖤

Fuck it, why not rate the pets too lol.

Louis 9/10 adorable, wants attention, basically a palm sized fluffy Charles lol.

2. Dazai. Apparently the more they make me cry the more I like them 🤷‍♀️ there's just something lovable about him. He's another one I can't help but relate a lot to, and like with Charles I would 110% be showing him my favorite music, maybe it'd make him realize he's not the only one that feels like he does. Also curious what his reaction to Bungo Stray Dogs would be...hmm

Bunta 6/10 cute little bird.

3. Leonardo. This motherfucker...where to begin 😂 he like naps. I like naps. His room's a cluttered wreack. My room's a cluttered wreck. He has a black cat. I have 2 black cats. He has hobbies in basically everything. I end up with new hobbies monthly(yay ADHD) and in his route he takes the MC on a freaking boat ride. Which made me think of the most romantic scene ever(imo) from Tangled(my favorite Disney movie(which I will make him watch) and I would quite literally implode if someone ever did that with me irl. Also I love Italian food and I bet he can cook 🤤

Lumiere 10/10 I am completely biased, black cats are the best cats 🖤🖤🖤

4. Mozart. He was the first route I decided to read. Music was quite literally my first love and I actually enjoy listening to classical music, so he was a no brainer to start with. And stupidly I have a soft spot for tsunderes lol. I have the horrible urge to show him the weirdest stuff from my music playlists just to watch his head explode trying to comprhend how anyone could actually like such things 😂 also think it'd just be fun to show him how much music changes through decades and such. And Imma be nice and show him the soundtrack from Violet Evergarden(it's soooooo pretty) and Final Fantasy XV(and probably some of the other games too)

Schelm 6/10 another bird. Im not a big fan of birds but this one looks like Hedwig 🖤

5. Jean. Again, I like the tramatized ones 🤷‍♀️ I think it's adorable how innocent he actually is. Cherie is adorable, I would gladly be mauled trying to hug her(think the one scene from Black Butler, that's me) 😂 why Comte let Jean keep a freaking TIGER is beyond me but sure, okay. I would LOVE to introduce him to Disney movies(even if there's really only a few I truly love), I just feel like he'd enjoy them 🤷‍♀️ especially wanna show him Lilo & Stitch(I mean, he was reading the Ugly Duckling and that sends my brain straight to that movie okay)

Cherie 9/10 big baby kitty!!! 🖤🖤🖤

6. Vincent. Precious angel. 💛 AND HE HAS A PET RACOON. Granted being that happy all the time isn't healthy(If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn’t be a human being. You’d be a game-show host.) but he's a sweetheart and like Theo if anyone even looked at him funny I'd be yelling ever swear I know at them 😁 I already had an interest in him before I decided to download IkeVamp, I particularlly like his older paintings and eventually want a copy of his flying fox for my living room. He'd be so much fun to do arts and crafts with 💛💛💛

Brush 10/10 he's so freaking cute and the way Vincent came up with his name is adorable and never fails to make me laugh. I wish I could have a pet racoon.

7. Isaac. Another precious baby. I just wanna tell Arthur and Dazai off everytime they mess with him lol. He'd be fun to just hang out with, but with how awkward and anxious we both are(and tbh he reads as probably Autistic to me 🤷‍♀️ I might just be projecting(then again all of them have SOMETHING if we're being honest 🤷‍♀️) it probably wouldn't happen often ☹️ I hate math, but I will gladly sit and let him ramble on about it for hours because it's clear just how much he loves it. I wonder what his reaction to us landing on the moon would be. I bet he'd enjoy watching How It's Made.

Harry 8/10 he's small and spiky and so cute 🥰

8. Arthur. I hate him. But I can't deny he is stupidly charming at the same time. 🙄 but I sure as hell wouldn't be telling him that. Deep down he's an okay guy. Just a horny idiot lol. I've always liked mystery/detective stuff(I blame being raised on Scooby Doo) so I could see us bonding over that. I will be showing him bbc's Sherlock and nobody can stop me. Also I feel like he's the type that would enjoy video games 🤷‍♀️ so that could be fun

Vic 7/10 Im personally more of a cat person but I love Charles spaniels, they're just so pretty

9. Faust. He annoys the crap out of me, but in an slightly enjoyable way? If that makes sense? Lol. I feel like we'd probably be constantly seeing who could annoy the other more 😂

Mephi 7/10 absolutely adorable, but I don't like the idea of him snatching my things, I lose things enough on my own 😂

10. Theo. Another one that annoys me. I like him, and his love for his brother, while sometimes a bit too intense is endearing, I just cannot stand all the "teasing" he does. But overall he's fine. Kinda intimidating(I am easily intimidated lol) but his heart's in the right place. I bet he'd probably cry seeing how much people love his brother's art nowadays. I think it'd be cool to take him to one of those interactive art exhibts(I went to a Vincent one and it was so cool)

King 8/10 BIG PUPPER 🖤🖤🖤 the bigger the dog the more I love them and golden retrivers are just so lovable

11. Napoleon. Honestly, he just feels like the big brother type 🤷‍♀️ dk what else there really is to say lol. I would 1000% beg him to teach me sword fighting because it looks fun.

Jupiter 3/10 I have a fear of most birds that are bigger than a fist. I like where he got the name though.

12. Shakespeare. He reminds me of Loki tbh, so it's odd he'd be this low on the list but honestly, he gets on my nerves sometimes. And I always have to Google words whenever he shows up 😂 I feel like we could probably get along okay. I do have a love for drama...I'd love to expose him to musicals(I think he'd like Les Mis) and horror movies, he'd probably enjoy those too.

Puck 7/10 fluffy bunny, so cute

13. Comte. Just not really my type. I literally dk what else to say about this one. Uhm.....🤷‍♀️ he's obviously a really nice guy, sadly I like them less mentally stable than him though 🤦‍♀️ I just don't think we really have any common interest or anything 🤷‍♀️ apart from him being a vampire, I'd love to grill him for as much info as possible lol

Time 8/10 basically a long rat(I love rats) another little theif lol

14. Sebastian. I mean...he's cool I guess, but when you compare him to everyone else...🤷‍♀️ he'd defiently be fun to be friends with though. Keeping a book of things he learns while stalking observing the residents reminds me of when I used to like a certain boyband as a kid 😂 fun fact, I have a grey cat named Sebastian. And he WASN'T named after Seb from Black Butler...unlike somebody else 😂

Fraulien 8/10 cute but not exactly a favorite animal of mine 🤷‍♀️ she would still be getting cuddles though.

15. Vlad. He knows what he did to deserve being dead last 😡 He was higher up but then all the bullshit went down in Charles route and now he sucks 😤 should have known better than to trust someone who loves strawberries as much as he does(Im allergic) lol. Positives, I love his garden. And his taste in decor is just gorgeous. Im sure after I get over all the crap from Charles route we could get along okay 🤷‍♀️

Marshmello 9/10 so damn fluffy and beautiful 🤍 100% would try to steal him from Vlad to keep as my own lol. Foxes are cool.

All of them have their good and bad traits, this is just MY personal opinion. I don't really dislike any of them tbh, even if it kinda comes across that way from what I've put(even Vlad lol, Im just gonna be bitter for a good while). Feel free to add you own rankings.

In conclusion, IDK why I made this post lol. My hyperfixation took over I guess and I wanted to ramble 🤷‍♀️

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Now I'm really curious. I need to know the wet dreams. Starting with Denji first. I don't think Navarro would know. They're in the safe space!!

Midoriya, Bakguo, Rin, Ren, Atsushi and Denji heard the anon once more but Denji didn't mind it since he was happy or maybe that's due to day being sinday.

"I really don't think we-"

"Oh come on! It's just a question. I think it's fine!" Denji smiled even if the guys were quiet. "Besides, I get the feeling most of you had wet dreams about her even the romantic ones. You can be honest.." He laughed but they said nothing.

"And what if Navarro finds out. What if this anon betrays us?" Rin asked but Denji shrugs.

"Well, at least you were honest! But it's up to you guys!" He sees them silent but saw Denji relax.

"Though, I'll go first! Now, for me yes, I've had a lot of dreams but even some wet dreams of Ink. Even hotter ones. Like one time, I had Ink with me in this room but she was sitting on my lap while I was teasing her like kissing her neck, touching her skin. She makes the cutest whimpers even if she was shy about it. Which is new. Her face was hidden while I was touching her but I figure it was due to how her body reacted." He thinks but smiled.

"Anyway! I was teasing and touching her till my fingers slip down in between her legs feeling she was wet! She was twitching trying to not make much noise but I couldn't have that. Soooooo..I begin fingering her and she squeaked. She was cumming when I did it but her hips was bucking down on my fingers wanting more till I lay her down and begin leaving bite marks on her skin. I already got excited my body just reacted to kissing her and she only arches her back. So, I break the kiss seeing her catching her breath but that's when I slip under her shirt removing it but just keep up with this till she was already weak. So, she got all wet she came, she was a mess before I only got her on her knees and begin to really go down under. She moaned out so loud she was twitching because of it. She's so cute when she moaned...but I woke up the moment I got into it."

"Denji..the fuck!?" they said blushing red.

"What? Just being honest! So who wanna go next-"

"YOU BASTARD! My dream is way better than yours! I would have her at my house at least! She and i would be just training for a while but she was already excited due to the whole thing. That's when we ended up making out while I have her against the wall. I'm holding her against it as we kiss but she was gripping the back of my shirt already feeling me biting against her neck-"

"Copycat." Denji said.

"SHUT IT!" Bakugo growls but continued. "Anyway, we moved onto the bedroom and she was already being undressed but I was already having her against me while we make out. However, I already was punishing her since she got that aroused and at least she was 'begging' me to make her feel good! I already was going at it that she was a crying blissful mess crying MY name and My name only! So ha!" he said.

"What sort of dream is that! You just said something of touching and biting and going right at it. That's a lame dream!"

"FUCK YOU!"

"What about you Midoriya?" Denji said but his face was red looking down.

"I..I..I told you I don't have any wet dreams about Ink!"

"Oh come on, everyone has at least one wet dreams in their life. You have had to had one about her." Denji sees him blushing worse but sighed.

"...M..Maybe one.....or a few...the only one I had was when I was holding her up in my arms but making her bounce on me? I mean, Is that the term? She was p..panting and moaning while she w...was moving but her hips were out of control. I was holding her but she was quickening her hips or slowing them down while grinding against me. Ink is strong I am sure of that but I was already losing the point of just pleasuring her that I was thrusting up as she cries out. I couldn't stop my own hips that w..we went at it till we almost b..broke the bed...but I woke up before she was about t...to cum." Midoriya mutters hiding his face. Denji whistled but Bakugo was angry.

"YOU FUCKING-"

"Stop shouting!" Denji. "Alright, what about you Ren?" he sees Joker silent but sighed.

"This is really dangerous to talk about but.....Yes I admit I've had dreams about her too. At first they were hidden in the shadows but..now I was able to see them. One dream I've had was she and I were trapped but she was tied up by my shadows. At first she was struggling trying to get out but I saw I walk over to her but touch her cheek. She was flushed wondering what is happening before getting kissed by me. I knew she was confused but she did return the kiss back while closing her eyes but they got covered so she couldn't see. That's when I...." his face was flushed more to look away.

"Yes??" Denji was curious.

"....*Sighs* That's when I.......started eating her out. I held her hips up but I got in between her legs and started eating her out as she gasped unsure what I was doing. However, it was effective. She got wet and excited to hiss and squirm. She was gasping for me to stop but something drove me to keep going. I couldn't stop because her body was aching for something. I only held her legs up as she was now moaning out shaking in the binds that held her but she was squirming again only to then climax after. She couldn't move due to the after glow but she still was wet.....that drove me to move in closer and only grind against her till I....entered her. She cries out again but I started moving my hips to pleasure Ink but her moans didn't falter or stop. They only grew louder and louder begging me to take her as much as she asked. In my dream she came a lot as I did. However, before we went again, I woke up..." he looks seeing the guys shocked but Denji impressed.

"Nice. What about you Rin or Atsushi?" Denji sees the two silent but Atsushi sighed to look away. "This is seriously going to get us killed....." he mutters.

"Then who is going next? Just be honest.." Denji didn't see the way this could indeed have them killed but they were safe sooooo.....

"Ughhhhh....Okay fine, I've had dreams of her too. The dream I had was when my weretiger self told me she was the one. I lost myself while holding her down on the bed as I was....t..taking her. She was screaming and crying out but she was even ripping the sheets due to the roughness. I didn't mean to but the dream was really.....weird. I just growled and kept going, pounding into Ink harder and harder that she was already lost in pleasure. She couldn't even talk. I thought I Hurt her but she only tries squirming away. This made me slam into her harder that she moans out begging for more. I did as she asked but she was drooling while her eyes were....her grey eyes were glowing....lost in her own heated pleasure but before it kept going, I woke up." Atsushi sighed.

"I'll-"

"Stop yelling Bakugo! Now, that leaves Rin! What was your wet dream about Ink?" he asked as the guys looked at Rin.

"Uhhhhh, I will admit I do have dreams of her but the one I've had was recent. You see, she and I were in this weird dark domain but blue flames were surrounding us. I was over heating or what do they call it?" he asked.

"You mean in heat-"

"Yeah that!" he said but continues. "I was in heat to the point I ripped off her clothes, made out with her, touched and marked her, even was pleasuring her. She didn't seem to hate it but she was out of it. I already saw my self pounding her into the bed that was there as she was sweating gripping the sheets since her dragon demon blood reacted to my demon blood. We were both in a heated frenzy that she would take charge or me switching it up. I really went deep into her, wanting to hear more and see every bit of pleasure I can get from her. She was crying out my name while I was marking her as mine. She loved it that I was already filling her plenty just to squeeze her body, her chest. Ink was already out of it that she was looking ahead exposing her own desires to me. She would buck her hips back trying to get me deeper to her even riding me. Calling out to me like we were mates in demonic heat! We even broke the bed. However, when she was close like me, I woke up but yeah." he said.

"You guys really are something else! But hey, nice dreams." Denji laughed. "But Bakugo might have to work on his."

"FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!"

[ghost-living-downhill]

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My comfort characters?

One of my long time comfort characters was Juudai Yuuki from Yu-Gi-Oh GX, a trend that you'll ses with my comfort characters is that they're either A, super adorable, or B, a suffering wet cat in the rain. Juudai is an example of A, at least in season 1. He's also a comfort because, like a lot of other people, I can relate to him. I will always stand by the idea that GX is really just a coming of age story, and Juudai represents that well. I can make a whole essay about this boyo if I wanted.

One of my more significant (if that makes sense idk how else to describe it) comfort characters is Dimitri (fe3h). He's got the best of both worlds, imo. He's both adorable and a suffering wet cat in the rain, oh the duality of man. Can I just give him a hug? I wanna give him a hug. He was a surprisingly big influence on my writing. The way he was written (at least in azure moon i haven't played azure gleam yet and i refuse to be spoiled) like... that's how I wanna write a character. I also cried during his supports with Marianne, and it's definitely an achievement for a work of FICTION to make me cry.

I get a lot of comfort from the Kirby characters a lot. It's because they're just so freaking cute I can just turn my brain off and enjoy the spoingles :D If I could be in any fictional world I would definitely be in the Kirby world. Even when there is stressful world ending stuff, it's still super cute! Very stress free and I need to be stress free... 😅

I have more but I don't really have as much to say about them other than whether they're adorable (A), or a suffering wet cat in the rain (B), so I'll just give a list. Some of them are from fandoms that I'm no longer a part of, just a heads up!

Yuusei Fuudo (Yu-Gi-Oh 5DS) A but in a mature way if that makes sense

Kaiser Ryo (Yu-Gi-Oh GX) Sometimes I just find comfort in other people's suffering. (People being fictional characters,I'm not a sadist irl don't arrest me)

Ok this might sound really weird and you're probably gonna lose a lot of respect for me for this but Sans the Skeleton. He's the exception to the A or B rule. I really only find comfort because some (keyword SOME) fan art is just really, really pretty and calming to look at. Also he's chill.

ENA (ENA YouTube Series) A. I find them (I still don't know what gender they are) to be just really fun. They're world is definitely number 2 for which one I would be in. ENA's kind of an "unreality" thing for me. They're world is a form of escapism.

I just started watching The Owl House and I'm kinda obsessed with it lmao, and with this obsession came my newest comfort character that I think about too much to be healthy! 🥳 It's the mother fricking Golden Guard. He's both A and B, if you were wondering. I'm a little ashamed about it, and I don't really know why, but then again I feel shame for everything I've ever done soooooo

[sensiblethingtodo]

[lunaevangeline]

Hi Lunaaaaa!! Soooooo, I might have written some lines from your fics in my diary/journal. This is by no means copying your fic or stealing it >.< it's just that I was so captivated by those lines or the story itself that I need to put those quotes in my journal for throwback purposes lols. Btw, I wanna share it with you (disclaimer: i'm not an artist, just a wannabe. so sorry for my amateurish journal design TT__TT

I tried painting (watercolor) and drawing (oil pastels) the universe, and just what I told you I'm only a wannabe so I wasted three bondpapers working on an unsuccessful 'art' so I just printed ones on the internet >.<

I also wanted to get some quotes from your Helix Nebula fic, and my only concern is that... how do I draw/paint a Helix Nebula without it looking like someone spilled a juice on the paper shskshkshsk. Or I guess I'll just have to print a picture TT____TT

p.s. I drew the astronaut btw. It's the only thing I'm proud of >.<

p.s. I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable in some way. This is my private journal/diary so I'm the only one who can open this and read the contents and I don't plan on selling this 😅

ELLEEE ELLEEE💕💕

You know that your tags on my fics are already got me teary and now you have the audacity to made me cry on my kneess??? REALLY how can I feel offended or uncomfy when this is the sweetest thing I ever had as a writer?? :'')

Excuse me I wanted to save your masterpiece and stare at them for an unhealthy amount of time. Also was thinking to print them out and put it on my work desk but I'm afraid someone will ask about it lol 😂 ('who's luna')

BUT THE ART ARE SO AWESOME?? Milky way galaxy isn't it? IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL HELPPP💙💫 Also you drew the astronaut??? How can it be so perfect plsss 😭😭😭 (though I already know your drawing is so good) Your hand writing is also so pretty >:(( it's so neat and cutiee

I also love how you attempt to make nebulae from blue and pink watercolor!!! They're my favorite color and made me remember the color of orion nebula <333

And the journaling layouts are so cute??? I love it so much ❤️❤️❤️ overall 1000/100 for u plus hugs and kisses because you made me feel so loved Elle omg :') I can't express my gratitude for you to share your hard work but I appreciate it tremendously <3

(will definitely cry again if you made the helix nebula part )

[lostkrbkaccount]

Married krbk (Kiko is 13)

Kiko: *enters house*

Baku: *cooking* hey kid, how was school? Kick anybody's ass?

Kiko: *runs to her room crying*

Kiri: what the hell is that about?

Baku: I dunno but she's been doing that every time she sees me- oh god! I haven't say anything to upset her, have I? *turns off stove*

Kiri: I don't know, babe.

Baku: I'm such a bad father..

Kiri: no don't say that! You should probably go talk to her..

Baku: talk to her?

Kiri: yeah

Baku: oh god you know how much I hate doing that- you know I'm not good with words or feelings!

Kiri: I know but she's our daughter!

Baku: *sighs* fine, come with me for emotional support?

Kiri: anything for you, baby

Baku: thanks *kiss* I owe you one

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Baku: *knocks on her door*

Kiko: come in I guess..

Baku: heyyy kiddo

Kiko: not now papa

Kiri: what's wrong babe?

Kiko: nothing..

Baku: we can't help you if you don't tell us

Kiko: okay fine

Kiri: what's up?

Kiko: all the girls in my grade have bigger boobs than me and their calling me flat and it's making me feel insecure..

Baku: but you have a beautiful body

Kiko: papa even you have bigger boobs than Me!

Kiri: to be fair he has bigger boobs than most people

Baku: okay now

Kiri: probably even the girls in your grade- they're massive

Baku: enough, Eiji

Kiri: right sorry Katsu

Kiko: thanks but do you think they'll grow?

Baku: maybe but it's not a bad thing if they don't..

Kiri: you aren't worry about this for a guy you like, right?

Kiko: ew no boys are gross

Baku: that's fair

Kiri: hey someday you might have an interest in boys!

Kiko: I doubt that..

Baku: what?

Kiko: what?

Baku: what do you mean by that?

Kiri: sweetie, is there something else you wanna tell us?

Kiko: I'm *mumbles*

Baku: damnit don't mumble!

Kiri: don't yell at her!

Baku: sorry, it's reminds me of Deku

Kiri: I know, baby

Baku: I hate him

Kiri: I know it's okay, what were you saying Kiko?

Baku: and speak clearly..

Kiko: I said I'm lesbian..

Kiri: really?

Baku: oh

Kiri: like for real?

Baku: my god

Kiko: yes.

Kiri: oh honey that's amazing!

Kiko: really?

Kiri: are you kidding? We love lesbians!

Baku: we worship them

Kiri: you get to tell us about cute girls you Like!

Baku: no unwanted pregnancy!

Kiri: and best of all its gay!

Baku: we're all about gay!

Kiko: that amazing! I'm so glad you're okay with it!

Kiri: *hugs* we love you no matter what, sweetie.

Baku: you could never disappoint us

Kiri: soooooo

Kiko: so what?

Kiri: you like anyone?

Kiko: well

Baku: spill!

Kiko: there's is this one girl in my class, she's so nice and pretty!

Kiri: what's her name?

Kiko: Rini Todoroki

Baku: wait a sec isn't that Deku's kid? Deku and IcyHot?

Kiri: yes..

Kiko: what's wrong?

Baku: no nothing! I'm happy for you- I'm gonna need a moment- *stumbles to the kitchen* Eiji where did you put my gin?

Kiri: 3rd cabinet, top shelf-

Baku: thank you, dear..

Kiri: you're welcome, honey!

Kiko: daddy, is papa?

Kiri: he'll be fine with it, he just needs some time.

Kiko: so if I asked her out?

Kiri: he'd support you 100%- we both would. We love you.

Kiko: I love you guys too.

Baku: DEKUUUUUUU

Kiko: is papa-

Kiri: he's fine, stay here I got this! *leaves* Katsuki! No! Put the wooden spoon down! It's our only good one left! My mother got me that for Christmas! Katsuki!

[aaaarsonist]

Okay I've been warned about episode 11 and 20 aaaaand I'm starting e11 right now so I'm not only scared, but I'm also pissed off because I hate Christmas episodes 😭

I like to pretend that holidays episode don't exist, because Steven already accompanied her to a lot of places that he knew were important to her, even when they weren't together. And what they're doing is so fucking stupid, like Michael stupid. I'm haaaaating this

And Red playing with Eric's toy???? Wtf

NAH HE DID NOT SAY THAT TO JACKIE– STEVEN HYDE I'M GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS. JUST FOR THAT, SHE SHOULD PULL A MICHAEL AND GO TO CALIFORNIA TO HAVE FUN WITHOUT TELLING YOU, BECAUSE SHE DESERVES IT. ASSHOLE

I can't believe him omg OF COURSE SHE'S STILL ANGRY, YOU MORON.

I'M CRYING I WANNA HUG MY GIRL SO BAD AND PROTECT HER FROM EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DID THIS AFTER THE "you're beautiful", THIS FIGHT SHOULD'VE HAPPENED BEFORE THAT, IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE UGH

Why couldn't he say something like "Jackie, I can't promise you I'll change my opinion about marriage, but I do want a future with you" or some shit like that? 😭

LET'S GO GIRL, PUNCH HIM, YOU RULE.

Girl, I love you, but you're being kinda ridiculous 😭 I still love you tho

I CAN'T STAND TO SEE HER CRY– 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Nah I died a bit after that conversation next to the car 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"I don't love people" he says. "I love you" HE FUCKING SAID WHEN HE CHEATED ON HER AND WANTED HER BACK. I'M GETTING MORE AND MORE PISSED. JACKIE PLEASE GO TO VACATION AND HAVE FUN WITH A LOT OF CUTE GUYS

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STEVEN DID MICHAEL'S STUPIDITY CATCH TO YOU OR WHAT? FEZ JUST TOLD YOU THAT JACKIE STILL LOVES YOU AND YOU JUST DO NOTHING????? UGH I FUCKING HATE MEN AND THEIR INCAPACITY TALK ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS. GOD DAMNIT I'M SO MAD I'M CRYING. FUCKING DUMBASS

Why does Kitty have so much beef with Donna now wtf

Their reconciliation was fucking stupid. I know, I know I shouldn't expect much from a sitcom, but they had the chance to make them solve their problems by talking about what they miss and love from the other and they wasted it soooooo bad

"Yeah man, she's my chick" God I'm so weak it's disgusting. Someone punch me

Finally, season seven

Something irrational that's been bothering me: I hate that the intro's been the same since like, season 3 or something. I wanted Steven and Jackie together in the car 😭😭😭😭

"He's perfect" I'M SOBBING. THE WAY SHE DEFENDED HIM. I LOVE MY GIRL SO MUCH.

"Who needs a father anyway" SAY IT LOUDER QUEEN

Eric is back to being annoying. I miss early seasons' Eric.

FORMAN AND SON I'M CRYING. Both Red and Steven are both big softies and I love them both so much 🖤

I'm on episode 9 and I'm liking this season so far. Jackie and Hyde have a lot of cute moments and I'm loving them. Let's see how long does my happiness last lol

[caffeine-and-melatonin]

✨Bad Batch E14 Spoilers✨

Sooooo I'm about to say a whole lot of not very polite words......

AHHHHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT Y'ALL AHHHHHHHHHH

Let's have a look at my brain melting during this episode (there's a lot oops):

- Commando armor? Slicked back hair? HOLY FUCK GREGOR OMG THE BOY!!!!! WE ACTUALLY GET TO SEE THE BOY!!!!!! (wait hold up does this mean we might see Wolffe too? Not asking for a friend I'm asking for me)

- Eek this is giving me very much "Ahsoka being hunted by Trandoshans" vibes

- Hunter doing knife tricks....that's...well....AHHHHH

- Omg Omega trying to copy the little knife spins is so cute

- REX!!! HIM!!! MY FIRST LOVE!!! HE'S BACK AGAIN!!! YAY!!! Sweetheart that poncho is fantastic!

- Is he ok? IS REX OK??? WHY IS HE RUNNING???

- Here's the thing I love Gregor but like they were a bit too quick to go after him and they still haven't talked about Cross soooooo hmmm

- Ok I have a feeling we are gonna get some Echo character development in this episode. The way Echo looked at Hunter was what got him to cave in and agree to go rescue Gregor. He knows it's the right thing to do and it's so interesting to me that Echo seems to have the strongest sense of moral obligation (aside from Omega). I have a feeling like this might clash with Hunter being the leader and honestly I wanna see how they handle that as a team.

- Nothing would bring me more joy than to absolutely DECK Rampart on behalf of Cross, Howzer, and Eleni Syndulla

- speaking of cross....CROSS!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!

- Wait hold up are they leaving Kamino?

- Also what happens to all the cadets? Like they're little kids...I'm scared

- Ok imma have to go on a whole rant/info dump about Kaminoan history and society later so y'all have that to look forward to in the morning

- Awwww Echo talking about Rex makes me want to cry. He looks up to his older brother so much and it's honestly so sweet

- Hunter using his special abilities? Hunter using his special abilities!

- Omg its just gonna be Hunter, Tech, and Echo?! TECH AND ECHO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT???

- Look at those boys go! Climbing up a whole ass mountain while I look at a flight of stairs and go "ewww why"

-Ok is it just me or does the whole bottomless pit style base with a lot of red accents gives off Empire but make it First Order Aesthetic...? Just me?

- Tech's eyes are just so ✨p r e t t y✨. That's all.

- STORMTROOPERS? ALREADY?

- OMG ECHO BRINGING UP SKAKO MINOR! AND THEN TALKING ABOUT HOW IF SOMEONE IS BEING HELD AGAINST THEIR WILL THEY HAVE TO GET THEM OUT! DID YOU SEE HUNTER'S REACTION???? EVEN WITHOUT SEEING HIS FACE YOU KNOW HE'S GOTTA BE THINKING ABOUT CROSS!!! LOOK AT HIS BODY LANGUAGE!!! AHHHHHHH

- "i'm thinkin'." whispers Wrecker mindfully.

- I don't know what it is, but i just love this shot:

- Concept: into the spiderverse but it's just clones jumping off elevators and somehow gracefully free climbing on the walls

- Commando armor is just soooooo cool!!!! Like seriously! Also the TK trooper armor is....interesting

- AHHHHHH GREGOR'S LITTLE VOICE CRACKS!!! HE'S ADORABLE!!!

- "That's CAPTAIN traitor."

- Gregor really do be out here holding up the standard that you have to be a special kind of pretty to be a Captain in the GAR

- Also can we talk about how absolutely jacked Gregor's arms are? Like sir no wonder you aren't wearing any armor on your arms! How would fit! Damn dude

- I miss 99 so much

- Boys using stun rounds. No (intentional) unalives. Good for them.

- Echo and Tech working together and having each other's backs makes me beyond happy

- SASSY TECH AND SASSY GREGOR

- Tech really does yell in all lower case doesn't he?

- NO GREGOR! DAMMIT DAVE STOP SHOOTING THE BOY!

-When I tell you I thought Tech was gonna get shot too.... my god I don't think I would be able to handle that in any capacity

- SPOILER WARNING FOR REBELS: Gregor talking about surviving getting shot hurts me. This hurts my feelings. It hurts my feelings a lot.

- Ok but Tech casually blowing up that air vent grate thing was hot. No I will not elaborate.

- also...ECHO FUCKING YEETED ALL THREE OF THEM AND THEN HIMSELF LIKE AT LEAST 10 FT IN THE AIR!

- Echo carrying Gregor through the air ducts reminds me so much of Rex carrying him on Sako Minor

- WAIT HOLY SHIT OMEGA IS FLYING THE SHIP BY HERSELF!!! LOOK AT HER GO!!! Tech has to be so proud of her. I just know he is.

- Gonky helping + increased theme music = ahhhhhhh yay!

- TECH BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE FUCKING SEXY FLIGHT MANEUVERS!!!!!!! My stars I love that man. I'm speechless. It's like almost 4am and I legitimately screeched

- Tech: *flying like a badass* Gregor: bitch what are you doing this is not the time nor place for this shit

- FUCK NOOOOOOO HUNTER!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

- GONKY!!! AHHHHH

- How tf is Hunter still alive??? Like I'm not complaining but still

- HOLY FUCKING SHIT NOOOOO THIS IS NOT OK!!!!! OMEGA'S VOICE AND SHEER PANIC BREAKS MY HEART!!! TECH'S LOOK OF HOPELESSNESS!!!! AND HUNTER SOUNDING ABSOLUTELY DEFEATED!!!! FUCK I CAN'T HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!

- Yo on top of all that Lama Su just got straight up unalived

-hunter in a jail cell......................CROSSHAIR

- Ok but until the very last second, that was the least scrunched up face I have ever seen Cross make. Like you too have lovely eyes it's a shame you're so grouchy all the time. ANYWAY thoughts on that face because my brain is very full rn

FINAL THOUGHTS

- I just love clones more than life itself. Look at the boys go. I love them. I wanna give them all hugs (in regards to Tech…I will not kiss and tell).

- Gregor has and always will be so precious. Love that quirky boy so much.

- WTF IS GOING ON WITH REX??????? I NEED ANSWERS!!!!!!!

- Echo played such a major role in this episode and honestly I'm so glad. I still think there is so much more room to grow his character, but at least it's something.

- Gonky being that bitch this episode 👑

- Not sure if you've noticed, but my soul is no longer attached to my physical form. Tech has it. Tech owns my soul. I am more than ok with this.

- The last 5 minutes really just did that didn't it? Like jeez bro that was a lot

- Cross? Breaks? Hunter? Out? And? They? Both? Escape? After? Having? An? Emotional? Reconciling? PLEASE???????????

Overall, while I did really like the Ryloth episodes, I honestly think this might be my new favorite episode.

The episode itself was well paced

The stakes felt rather high

Fantastic action

Echo played a main part in the storyline

Contributed to not only the plot of the show but added context for how Gregor and Rex meet up

Tech flying and looking hot while doing it...that's very important to the overall ranking

It was engaging and intense with one hell of a cliffhanger at the end

So yeah I really liked this episode! I'm super excited to see what happens next (omg there's only two episodes left oh no scary)!

[i-growl-growl-growl]

Can I have an nct yandere reaction to the members having a s/o who is quite shy and quiet but she becomes more open up to people when they get to know them. But their s/o is finding it hard to be less shy around them since they're lowkey scared of them... Sorry if this doesn't make sense, thx u 💕

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Sorry this took soooooo long. 

~Ahreum Rhea

Warrning this contains Yandere themes. Read at your own risk.

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Taeyong: His reaction depends on how long he’s had you. If it’s in the beginning, he wouldn’t mind and would love that you don’t open up so easily to others. However, if he’s had you for a while, he’ll get irritated and impatient. Don’t get him wrong, he loves talking to his s/o, but he’ll never show how much because he doesn’t want your fear to completely subside. He can’t have you thinking that you have any power in his house.

“I appreciate the fear you have for me, but you should know me enough by now. Come here, kitten pats his knee and talk to me. You have more to fear by staying quiet than by talking - unless you say something stupid, so, watch your words. The only time I want you to be quiet is if and when I instruct you to do so, understand? I understand you being quiet since I’m not much of a talker myself, but don’t test my patience. If I get too bored, I might just find someone else.” He squeezes your thigh a bit tighter than you’d like.

Yuta: Yuta, like Taeyoung, would love that you don’t open up to others since he wants you all to himself, but he would quickly grow impatient- quicker than Tae. Despite this, though, he’d find your fear of him to be cute, charming, and quite the turn on. He’s never felt like this before for anyone. You stir up his lust and desire for you even more when you cower in fear and cry for him and he’ll never get enough. That’s when he’ll decide to keep you all to himself; forever locked away in his home.

“God, you’re irritatingly quiet. Speak my little cherry blossom, I want to hear that sweet voice of yours. You know I love when you talk to me and, unless I tell you specifically not to, you can always come and talk to me. Though, I do love seeing the fear in those beautiful eyes, and those tears- I may just have to have you hold that thought for a few minutes, smirks. Your skin is looking too bare for my taste.”

Johnny: He’s cool for a while with you taking your time to open up to him and think’s your shyness is adorable. He’s got a bit more patients for this sort of thing since he’s arguably one of the most laid back yandere’s. This doesn’t mean it’ll all be butterflies and rainbows, though, he can be dominating and will intimidate/scare you into opening up more.

“Hm, you’re quite shy, aren’t you, little one? It’s so adorable. Steps very close to you, backing you against the wall, staring down at you the entire time You know, before he died, that guy you liked said that you loved (something you love). Do I need to start asking the people you care about for information about you or will you talk to me? You’re so cute when you’re scared, Iove it.”

Taeil: Although he’s one of the more ‘gentle’ yanderes, in my book, he’ll have his moments where he’s just as forceful as some of the others. Being older and more mature/understanding, he’ll give you time to slowly come out of your shell, but you’ll never be able to go out until he can trust you, which requires you to corporate with him.

“Tell me more about you y/n. You don’t talk much. The last time you really talked to me was before I brought you home, where you belong. I gave you time to open up, but I’m starting to lose my patience. I don’t want to lock you away, but I will. So, please, open up more, alright? You’re not going anywhere until you do.”

Mark: This won’t fly with him at all. He doesn’t care that you don’t open up to others, as you shouldn’t, but not opening up to him is unacceptable. Since he’s sadistic and bossy, he could find your fear to be a turn on just like Yuta- he’s got a dark kind of kinkiness too that’ll make living with him even harder, on top of him controlling every little thing you do and threatening the ones you love.

“You can open up, you know. Actually, you don’t have a choice, I’m the only person you’re going to be talking to, so you might as well. Unless you wanna spend a few nights in the basement. Sees that you’re afraid Are you scared? He asks with feigned concern as he approaches. He begins to smile as he stares at you Good. You should be. Now talk before I start hurting you..”

Doyoung: He’d be annoyed with you. He feels that your fear is necessary for the sake of your obedience, but he hates you not being open with him. He’d be accepting of your shyness, thinking that it was kinda cute, but he’d become demanding and protective. Something about your shyness and fear would make him want to shelter you.

“Sighs See, this is why I took you. Well, you’re mine anyways, but you’re so quiet and so shy that the world would just love to destroy you. Believe me, you’re safer here than you are out there. I’m just trying to protect you, so why are you so scared of me? I won’t hurt you unless you give me a reason to and, well, you’re starting to give me a reason.”

Jaehyun: He’d take his time to get you to open up, maybe being light on punishments and pampering you here and there would make you warm up to him faster. He’d still assert his dominance, but he’d go easy on you at first, letting you get away with more than he would in the future. He doesn’t want to scare you too much yet.

“Hey, love. You want to go and get ice cream? We can go out and have a nice long talk about whatever you want, I just want you to open up more for me, ok? Try anything stupid, though, and I’ll drag you back here and chain you to the bed, got it? Good. Be a good girl for me and you’ll get a nice little reward.”

Jungwoo: Soft baby yandere will be a soft baby yandere. Because of this, you’ll be fooled into opening up to him rather quickly because of how cute and harmless he seems. He’ll slowly start revealing his true nature once you two become more and more of a thing. Jungwoo isn’t as innocent as he plays to be, and you’ll start to see this and become afraid of what he could do. He’d remind you a bit of Taeyong, sometimes..

“Aish, y/n, you’re so cute and quiet, anyone could get one over on you. That’s why I decided that you’ll stay with me from now on, it’s for the best. You don’t want to? Aww, you don’t really have a choice, hun. Don’t worry, though, I’ll take good care of you so long as you just love me back the same way I love you.”

Jeno: It doesn’t bother him at all. He prefers you this way because he himself is kinda quiet, calm, and reserved. This is mainly because he’s got a bit of a temper and darkness that he suppresses, and he’d hate to unleash it on you, so being shy and compliant will be best for you and him in the long run. He honestly thinks your fear of him is kinda cute and it always puts a smile on his face. Did I mention that he’s dark af?

“I made us some hot chocolate; hope you like it. Careful, though, it’s very hot. Chuckles You’re cute when you’re scared- come here let me hold you. Let’s watch a horror movie; I think it’s fitting for a night like this. Ever seen Human Centipede? Oh, you’re in for a treat little one, grins.”  

Jaemin: Surprisingly, he’ll be nice and not too pushy. He’s just happy to have you with him and, knowing how you don’t open up to others, he’ll feel more secure, but he’d still want you to talk to him, though. He’s not worried about you being scared because he kinda likes it in a weird way. It means he’s got more control and that always pleases him.

“I wish you would talk to me more. How can I properly take care of you if I don’t know everything about you? I remember seeing you dancing in your room, but you were wearing headphones. What was the song, love? I’ll play it for you, and we can dance together. Do it for me and maybe I’ll take you out. Deal?”

Jisung: This boy will be excited but worried because he doesn’t have to worry about anyone taking you away, but he’d also dislike you being too afraid of him. A little fear is fine, but if you were really scared then he’d have a problem with it. He’d honestly try to be a little less intimidating.

“Hey, I got you a teddy bear. I know you’re scared still, so I wanted to give you something to cuddle with until you’re a bit more comfortable with me. You honestly don’t have to be scared unless you try anything stupid, which it doesn’t seem like you will, so you’re fine. I bought some cookies too, if you want any. They’re your favorite.”

Renjun: Hot and cold, angry then calm, he’d teeter-totter between being aggressive and mad at you and being completely fine with your quietness. He can’t decide if he enjoys or hates it because he loves that you made it easy for him to swoop you off your feet and have you all to himself but he’d hate the time it’ll take for you to open up to him. He’ll grow impatient and become more intimidating- making it worse.

“Damn it, will you speak?! For crying out loud y/n, you’re really annoying! I only want to get to know you, is that too much to ask? I won’t hurt you unless you give me a good reason to, and you’re starting to give me a good reason. Maybe Haechan was right, I may have to be more forceful with you.”

Chenle: 100% Fine with it. He’s like that himself, so he doesn’t blame you- similar to Jeno. However, Chenle isn’t nearly as dark, he just enjoys the peace and quiet and appreciates the slight fear you have for him because it means less trouble for him. He also knows it means that he’ll get the chance to be your knight in shining armor by proving that he’s the sweetest bf in the world. Don’t underestimate him, though.

“It’s ok, you know you’re safe with me, right? I want to see you smile, not be scared. Although, some fear is better than none because I really just want the best for us, and I want you to give me a fair chance. Want to play this game with me? I bet you’ll be good at it, you’re very smart. I’ll even hold you while we play adorable smile.”

Haechan: The man has no patience; you won’t have a choice but to open up because he’ll be on your ass 24/7 (literally and figuratively). In fact, that’s why he kidnapped you- you weren’t opening up to him fast enough and he got riled up when he saw you giving all your attention to others- it pissed him off to no end. Haechan is competitive, relentless, rough, and intimidating and would terrorize you- and anyone else for that matter- to get what he wants. Your fear of him doesn’t always do much to soften him either.

“Yanks you to his side SO, what do you want to do today, y/n?…Well..? Speak up! You know I hate repeating myself so don’t make me do it- you’ll only get punished. Huffs You used to give all those so called ‘friends’ of your’s attention, and even that lame excuse for a man, but you can barely talk to me?! You’ll be staying inside until this behavior changes.”

Lucas: High key loves the fear you have for him but he’s a bit conflicted. As much as he loves seeing the fear in your eyes, he craves your attention so bad. He’ll end up scaring you into opening up to him because you’ll fear what’ll happen if you don’t. He’ll threaten you, your friends, family- if you’re still seeing them-, and anyone/anything dear to you.

“I guess you wouldn’t mind if your friend goes missing. Maybe a relative? Ah, decisions, decisions. I’m feeling like giving you some bruises too- don’t think for a second that I wouldn’t. It’s been a while anyways, and I’m missing your screams- OH, speaking of screams, your guy friend screams like a girl! Almost sounded like my ex when she was dying HAHA!”

Hendery: Wants you to fear him, maybe a bit more than love him. You’d be terrified for a good reason. He’s merciless and vindictive as hell. Like Lucas, he’ll scare you into opening up but, unlike Lucas, he wouldn’t show this side of him from the get-go. All his desires will have to wait a while. He’ll trick you into thinking that everyone you trust has left you, when he’s really either brutally killed them or turned them against you. You’ll run into his arms- the only person you feel you have left.

“Shhh, it’s ok, I’m here. You still have me here for you and I promise I won’t ever leave you like those so called ‘friends’ have. If you would like, you can come stay with me for while until everything blows over. It’ll probably be best since everyone’s against you. Being alone could be dangerous, you know, and I want you to be safe…You’re beautiful even when you cry..”

Yangyang: Could care less about you being afraid of him. It’s not like you’re going anywhere, so he knows that he’ll break you outta that phase. All he’s got to do is slowly deprive you of everything, including him, for a while and you’ll come crawling. Simple. Once that’s over, he’ll convince you that he’s the only one who loves you.

“See? I’m the only one who still loves you y/n. Everyone else would see your actions and would think you’re crazy, but not me. I know you’re feeling lonely and crazy, and I want to be here for you through all your pain. I love you y/n. You believe me, don’t you? Good. Let’s go home, you’re living with me from now on..”

Winwin: Hates that you’re scared of him and would play innocent as if he’s a naïve and harmless boy. Like he’s really a softie who needs love, manipulating you in the process. In reality, he’ll threaten your friends behind your back and play the victim, guilt tripping you if you try to confront him, blaming your friends for your thoughts towards him and, ultimately, causing you to push everyone away. Now he’s got you.

“They’re so mean to me..I-I don’t know what did pout. I didn’t do any of those things, y/n, you know I’d never hurt anyone. Maybe they don’t like me because of how much I care for you? They could be jealous, you know. I don’t know why else they’d want to break up such a good thing between us. Maybe they’re the ones that need to be kept at a distance; don you think?”

Ten: Clinginess x1000. You’d swear that someone was watching you nearly everywhere you went, watching your every move, and even some of your things went missing. You begin to suspect that it was Ten’s doing because of his rep as a bad boy with connections and the amount of information he knew about you. However, Ten is a master manipulator, so he’ll make you think you’re losing it by telling you that you’ve already told him before despite you never doing so. He’ll do something similar to Hendery, in which, he’d make you feel like you weren’t safe being by yourself and that you should stay with him because he knows how to protect you since, you know, he’s a bad boy himself.

“Shit, maybe you should stay with me from now on, don’t you think? Whoever they are, I can handle them easily, you know that, right? I can’t imagine why someone would target you, but I’ll make sure you’re safe first before figuring this out. I got you…don’t worry..”

Kun: Kun, being the cautious yandere that he is, would take his time to get to know you before showing his true colors. He’d squash all your fear for him in the beginning because he came off as such a nice guy that you deemed him harmless, even considering him a good friend. Once he’s sure about you though, he’ll begin to speed things up and steering you into a relationship with him. Once you move in with him, he’ll begin to show his true colors, scaring you back into wariness.

“What’s wrong y/n? Don’t like my true colors? I wasn’t completely lying all this time, you know. Much of me is still the same, it’s just that now you’re seeing all of me, including my uglier side. Don’t give me problems and you won’t have any. Try to leave and I’ll drag you back here myself- good luck though, the town is a few miles from here.”

Xiaojun: This psycho stalker already knows everything about you. He was well aware of your personality and, in fact, he loved it because he could have you all to himself and not have to worry too much about anyone else. Though, once he sees that you’re afraid of him, he wouldn’t blame you or even be angry because he knows damn well that he’s sick. What he will do, though, is kidnap you because your fear could be what ruins everything if you draw attention to yourselves.

“I don’t blame you for being afraid- you should be. You have every right to be, but if I had let you continue to be free, things would have gotten a little messy. You wouldn’t want me to kill your friends, would you? Of course not. If you cooperate, then I won’t touch them. Piss me off and I’ll hurt them and make you watch. Got it? Good, now pulls you close, time for your first mark..”

[forjongseong]

I AM FINALLY HERE FOR 7 AND 8.

Hwiyoung being the real one to stay by ceoyn when Jay freaken fainted. omg I PAUSED MY MUSIC SO FAST, NANA!! And the whole brushing his hair scene PLEASE! Jay let me run my fingers through your hair, dammit!

WHY ARE WE CRYING? Because we love jay omfg

“You’re beautiful even when you cry. That seems unfair,” he protested.

SHUT UP JAY! i'm still crying omg they are so beautiful wtf.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH IS THE SCENE FROM TIKTOK WHERE YOU SENT ME ABOUT JAY STAYING IN T-T IM CRYING OMGOMGOMGOMG MY HEART

“Come here,” he invited. “Sit on your throne.”

BYE! I NEED HOLY WATER

Your lipstick began to stain the base of his dick, and when he opened his eyes to look at you he almost cummed right then and there.

WEE WOO WEE WOO I NEED TO GO TO THE ER I AM CRYING AT THIS SCENE

“Be a good girl and do as I say, will you?”

#TEAMFERAL BYE I AM DEACTIVATING

wtf nana THAT ENTIRE SEX SCENE i am levitating. omg i feel dizzy. someone needs to help me for a minute

NAMJOON?! EXCUSE ME!? WAS K NOT ENOUGH? omg my heart.

-- onto pt8

 the very finger that was already tainted with your arousal.

I JUST LEVITATED YET AGAIN CAN JAY STOP?

There was a lot of pouting and whining and stomping your feet softly when it came to persuading your boyfriend

GIRRRRRL me right here dhajskdajk always trying to convince my man to go to places with me T_T i know how ceoyn feels

Hoseok noticed your behavior and was about to ask you about it

HOBI MY MAN! MY MAIN MAN NOTICING hjdsakhdakjdakj come here hobi

“If I win, we’re getting the fuck out of here so I can have some alone time with you,” he said, ever so gently and right into your ear.

WE LOVE THIS MAN BYE! jay we dont need play. lets just leave rn. right fucking now dhsajkdhakj

Okay their conversation about Nam is so mature and awesome? Like this is what communication in a relationship is about. You communicate before the assumptions build and I love it so much. Jay didn't like the way Nam was looking at her and its fair enough for him to say, "dont see him again."

“Was I too rough last night?” He asked again, voice lowered to a whisper.

JAY FHJKDHJAKSDAKS CHILL, MY DUDE! Our bodies hurt for different reasons okay!

JAKE BABYSITTING CEOYN T-T PLEEEEEEEEASE!! That is the sweetest thing every omg im weeping happy tears. Jake is the man for the job.

NANA T-T the entire bed scene of them cuddling and ceoyn in tears, afraid of losing something wonderful to jay freaking out about her being in pain lord have mercy i just wanna hug them both. ceoyn is soooooo relatable when she gets a lil emotional because im the same

Not Hwiyoung out here sharing information and Heeseung knowing dhakjsdhakjs HWI SHUT YOUR MOUTH SDFGHJKL

NOT JAY PUTTING HER IN A HEADLOCK WTF FGHASDJHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH EVERY GIRLS DREAMS OUT THERE RN

omg game night with the boys pls that is so fucking precious. me squealing at Jake telling them to get a room but they're the ones raiding her house dhsajkdhahaahahahha!!!

AND THE MINISODES PLEASE! I LOVE HOW CUTE THEY ARE I AM HERE GUSHING AND KICKING MY FEET IN THE AIR UGHHHH worth the wait <3

I'm laughing because I can't imagine how tired your eyes must be after reading all the parts that you missed!! I have missed your reactions! And I'm glad you liked the parts that I liked writing too especially when Jay explicitly said he didn't like her ex <3

I TRY MY BEST to make ceoyn relatable to all of you like... okay maybe not all of us own a company lol but she is a woman just like everyone of us and we get emotional sometimes!!!

also I didn't know you'd be that surprised to find Namjoon because I thought I talked about him a lot HAHAHAH GREAT THEN, A SURPRISE!

part 9 is in the making and thank you for always tuning in!!!

[punkscowardschampions]

Edie & Buster

Edie: oi my sister there Buster: She's at work Buster: Are you alright? Edie: tell her come home so everyone get off my dick Buster: I can't tell her what to do Edie: ha yeah u can Edie: i know how she is Buster: Come on Edie: What I thought you want everyone 2 know Edie: or that not include me Edie: wouldn't be the first Buster: 'Course you're included, Eds Buster: Alright fine, I'll be honest Buster: I don't wanna tell her to come home Buster: Do you get that? Edie: oh i get it Edie: its fucked up but i'm with it Buster: Call me a selfish cunt if you want but that's how it is Edie: Why'd I call u that Edie: u didn't do that shit den bounce on us Buster: Yeah but I want her to stay here Edie: yeah u getting ur dick sucked Edie: i said i get it Buster: It's not like that Edie: it is tho man Edie: i'm sorry to tell u actual Edie: but whatever she chat, you ain't special to her, you know Edie: that's just how she do Buster: Nah, babe Buster: It's different Edie: oh mckenna mckenna Edie: thought you was smart Buster: I am Buster: That's why I know what I'm saying is legit, yeah? Edie: the timing ain't got u fucked Edie: oh no i'm in trouble, here's another distraction, like Buster: Like I said, it isn't like that Buster: Me and her have been together long before Drew did what he did Edie: and she's wanted drew to pipe her long before you Edie: ain't none of us believe that just came outta the blue Buster: Don't Buster: She's never wanted him like that Buster: It was one sided, all from him Buster: Yeah, he's been playing that way for a while too but Edie: I'd hear her and Indie talking you know Edie: now that's fucked up, catch her talking to me like that and he ain't even wanna be my dad Buster: What do you reckon you've been hearing? Edie: 'low it, KNOW what i hard Edie: heard, whatever Edie: she thought he was soooooo hot, like every other bimbo in this family Buster: Maybe for one second when she was a kid Buster: It doesn't mean anything other than that Edie: oh boy you drank too much koolaid Buster: Nah Buster: I've been there when he's been acting up, I've seen it for myself how much she wasn't about him like that Buster: Trust me Edie: obvs she ain't gon be wid it when you're about Edie: like at the baby shower Edie: she ain't thick Edie: smarter than u Buster: She isn't ever Buster: It's fucked up Buster: He is Edie: save the spiel baby Edie: he's this family's scapegoat for when they wanna do the fuck shit they wanna do Buster: He's a cunt regardless Edie: u cute Edie: don't let her play u the same Buster: You wish, babe Buster: I know exactly what I'm doing Buster: Do you? Edie: haha Edie: babe, is it really that good it worth dis Edie: i always know what i'm doing Edie: whatever i want Buster: It's worth way more than this shit Buster: Believe it or not Buster: Like it or not Edie: no one like it but what they gon do right Buster: They can do whatever they want Buster: So can I Edie: dun know who u think u preaching at or why Edie: i don't give a fuck what u do Edie: came here cuz i need em off my dick and back on hers and i'm outta here Buster: Why are you chatting at me then like you wanna save me from her or something? I don't buy it, Eds Buster: You could have just said that and left Buster: You care Buster: So talk to her Edie: i care bout me Edie: they're pissing me off more than normal Edie: shame if they get u too but ain't gonna be crying over it baby Buster: Come to London Buster: You can stay here Edie: i dont like u like that mckenna Edie: soz Buster: Shut up Buster: You know what I mean Edie: rahhhh u actually so fucked up lmao Edie: i got places i wanna be Edie: thats the point Buster: You want your fam off your back I'm offering you somewhere to be where they won't be Buster: That's the point Edie: who she Edie: just cos she wanna try out for new step mum Buster: Aint I always had your back? Come on Buster: She isn't gonna give you grief like that Edie: you alright but dont get it twisted u ain't know me like that Edie: i don't wanna see her again at all Buster: I'll get you a hotel if you wanna come then Edie: hell no u cant buy me Edie: i ain't no hooker like ri be Buster: Don't call her that Buster: You know it ain't true Edie: it is tho Edie: she can do what she want but i aint gotta respect it or call it by a diff name to make her feel good bout it Buster: Don't be stupid Buster: You ain't a kid, you know how this all works Edie: she gets paid for her company Edie: what u wanna call it Edie: what makes u feel better Buster: Forget it Buster: I'm not trying to hit my head against the bricks Edie: hahaha thats what they always say when im right Edie: well if she aint gon go back for them she should know her man going pure apeshit, wilding out again like he think he the age he feelin Buster: Nah it's what they say when you won't be told. Not the same thing, like Buster: For the last time, he ain't her man. She doesn't give a fuck what he does or doesn't do Edie: meh whatever you say boy Edie: someone needs to go cheer him up Buster: Not our problem Buster: You do it if you're that bothered Edie: well he won't speak to me will he Edie: i ain't that fuckable, clearly Edie: or he got more morals than yous, either or Buster: Fuck's sake. Don't say shit like that to me Edie: awh mckenna only playin Edie: it's kinda funny tbh Edie: she act like she give the most shits about this fam Edie: and then she ruin it like that cos she wanna bang Buster: Hilarious Buster: She hasn't ruined anything Buster: Behave Edie: yous don't know u ain't here Edie: i'm tellin ya, why u think i'm jumping ship Buster: Neither are you, babe so don't act it Buster: If anything's fucked it's cause Drew fucked it Buster: You should be used to that as a concept Edie: didn't fuck himself mckenna Edie: all yous carry on blaming him til he the only one left tho Buster: I'm blaming him for this 'cause it's his fault Buster: I'm not trying to go any further back in time Edie: what u so whipped for Buster: Fuck off Buster: I know you'd love it to be that simple but it ain't Edie: u actually serious u think u love her Buster: I do love her Buster: I know that Edie: gon take up heroin next mckenna Buster: Grow up Edie: not the one still playing kissing cousins Edie: cute Buster: I don't care what you think Buster: And if that's the best you've got, don't bother, like Edie: good Edie: me either Edie: easier init Buster: Sometimes Edie: don't do halves Buster: Me either Buster: But you ain't the only one getting grief and feeling over it so Edie: fair you are chucking one in your fam, what u expect Edie: i've not done shit Buster: Whatever you say, babe Edie: ha tell me dickhead what have i done u reckon Buster: You're a bit of a cunt honestly Edie: boohoo Edie: if i was i'd fit right in Buster: You are and you do Buster: Deal with it, like Edie: all i do is deal with the unfortunateness of it trust Buster: Don't we all Edie: well bondings been fun babe but i got to go Edie: tell 'em all fairwell from me if you could tah u a real one Buster: Not your errand boy, sorry about it Buster: But not Edie: oh well Edie: they'll deal with not hearing it Buster: Since you ain't giving 'em a choice, yeah, they'll have to Edie: since when did u have to Edie: i ain't had 1 Buster: You've had plenty Buster: There's always choices Buster: Don't chat that bullshit to me Edie: nah Edie: god bless thank god u pretty Buster: Yeah Buster: On both counts Edie: i never had any it was all decided 'fore i even got here Buster: Nah Edie: yeah, mckenna Edie: he ain't want me, ma did Edie: i don't want her Edie: what a sad lil circle Buster: That's a cop out Buster: None of us got to pick our parents, babe Edie: least yours picked you Buster: Your ma picked you and Caleb Buster: You've got a mum and a dad same as I do Edie: well i don't want either of 'em Edie: so i'm offski Buster: Like I said, choices Buster: That's yours Edie: yeah it is Edie: finally Buster: Alright Buster: So stop wasting both our time with this chat then, yeah? Buster: It ain't going nowhere and you've decided you are Buster: Somewhere to be, like Edie: oooh Edie: touchy Edie: i'm waiting for my ride n my time Edie: what u even doin Buster: You don't care so what does it matter Edie: long as it matters to you babe Buster: Cheers Buster: Good insight Edie: ikr Edie: talents are wasted on this town Buster: You and me both Edie: shut up dickhead Edie: streets are paved with gold are they not Buster: Again, you wish it was that simple, babe Edie: why u even invited me then Edie: n u don't wanna fuck me Edie: rude Buster: I can only offer what I can offer Buster: I said it was an out from your fam not a fix all paradise, like Edie: lame and untrue to boot Edie: unfortunate but happens to the best of yas Buster: Whatever Edie: you might be ignoring the family tree like Edie: nothing in it for me Buster: Fine Buster: Don't come Edie: wasn't gonna Edie: doubt we got enough disel to get that far Buster: That's what planes are for Buster: But you know Edie: you know i ain't got that money Buster: I wasn't suggesting you paid for it Edie: kai has less than me lmao Buster: Him either Edie: mckenna mckenna mckenna if she's really doing that bad a job there's places you can go, people you can see Buster: This is boring Buster: You're just repeating yourself now girl Edie: you ain't my first choices either baby it's cool Edie: he's picking up Buster: Very gentlemanly Edie: like i ain't paying for it lmao Buster: If that's your way of saying you need money, make your mind up, like Edie: i'm saying that's where my money goes and is why he ain't getting on no plane Edie: paranoia man it'll get ya Buster: Yeah Buster: I bet Edie: Poor baby Edie: and Charlie thought he left all that behind him Edie: unlucky Buster: Can't say he don't know how to handle it at least Edie: that's a joke init Buster: Are you laughing right now? Edie: Big time Edie: got even less of a handle than ali and caleb Buster: Sure the judgement really helps too Edie: who's judging Buster: You Edie: Nah Edie: I don't care enough for that, I'm just laughing at the mess, not commenting on it Buster: Whatever you say Edie: how much would you give me Edie: outta interest Buster: How much do you want? Edie: ha you're such a bullshitter Edie: wouldn't stall if u was serious Buster: It's a serious question Buster: I don't know how long you're going for or where Buster: Not just gonna pull a number out the air Edie: for good and wherever we end up Edie: guess there's no ballpoint on that eh Buster: That's what you're saying now but if you're gone for a day and I give you a grand its not you who looks like a mug Edie: you a mug thinkin u get to tell me what to do with it like her Edie: its drug money mckenna don't act dumb Buster: Have I said shit about how to spend it? Nah Buster: Be serious and I will Buster: Tell me how much you want Edie: wow you really are dumb Edie: be careful out here baby Edie: even i ain't gonna play u like that but so many will Buster: Fuck off Buster: You're all talk, kid Edie: i'm serious Edie: ain't got your rents biz head have u jesus Buster: You don't know shit about what I'm got or not, Edie Buster: Don't act like you do Edie: you showed enough cards Buster: Nah, I'm showing you I can help you Buster: But be stupid Buster: How far you think you're gonna get with no money and no way to get any? Buster: Unless you're gonna play it the same way as Rio does whilst judging her for earning it Edie: you can help me get high? you and half the punters in this postcode, my da included Edie: ain't special baby and i ain't tryna enter yours so i don't need much Edie: plenty ways of getting cash that don't involve selling your ass Buster: Yeah, you're really smart Edie: aw thanks Buster: Cheers yourself Buster: Not a waste of time at all Edie: You're precious Buster: I know Edie: I reckon we've talked for sufficient time you can play you tried to stop me now Buster: I'm not gonna bullshit anyone Buster: That's for you to do Edie: as you like Edie: oh, tell ri gracie keeps crying, like ALL the time Edie: more than usual Buster: Tell her yourself Edie: alright Edie: she didn't reply last time i wrote her tho but worth a shot Buster: Try saying something worth reading Buster: I know it's a stretch but Edie: aw darn, i really thought i was smart Edie: oh well Buster: Bye, Edie Edie: laters mckenna Buster: Unlikely from how you're selling it, but sure Edie: see i don't know what u reckon the point of u is if you ain't gonna let me hit u up on the reg for cash Edie: you ain't know how this works Buster: I'm not trying to be anything for you Buster: Not my job Edie: knife thru my heart Edie: she always got the best of everything so used to it Buster: yeah yeah Edie: there u go again 💘 Buster: Poor baby Edie: u got jokes Buster: I know Buster: Pretty, smart and funny Edie: when u suck urself off that's somehow grosser than the incest Edie: eurgh Buster: Hilarious Edie: no jokes Edie: i reckon that's hurting your chances more Buster: I didn't ask and I don't care Edie: awh so in love is it Buster: Even if I wasn't, not gonna take advice from you Edie: why not Buster: Not gonna write you a list either Edie: i get laid Edie: by people i ain't related to n all, craziness Buster: Well done Edie: why thank you Buster: Sure your boyfriend wants to talk to you more than I do Buster: So on you go Edie: probably not if he's started without me but you know Buster: Well all the more reason to catch him up then Edie: ha you really don't like me do you Buster: You're not as stupid as you sound Buster: Good to know Edie: its chill b Edie: i dont like me either Buster: Do something about it then Edie: who for? Edie: this cunt Edie: i think not Buster: For you maybe Edie: that's the cunt i was referring to Edie: keep up Buster: You're just being so edgy right now, like Buster: How can I? Edie: we all know u aint vanilla now boy quit playin Buster: You first Edie: what u chattin i'm bein painfully real Buster: You're trying too hard, babe Edie: at what lmao Buster: This game Buster: Been there, done it Buster: You ain't been real this whole convo Edie: tragically i have Edie: soz you found it disappointing but same Buster: Disappointing ain't the word Buster: If you wanna put any in my mouth, try even harder Edie: you should save the wiser older brother bit tho Edie: ur actual sis would probs benefit Buster: I'm not trying to be that for her or you Buster: Unlucky Edie: now who's not being real Edie: it's cute, don't be ashamed Buster: Why should I be real for you? Edie: u shouldn't Edie: just a bit weird to be lecturing me Edie: unless you really tryna kick it daddy and its all do as i say not as i do Edie: i'm with you Buster: Weird ain't the half of what you reckon I am so why do you care? Edie: why do you Buster: Why do I care about you? Buster: Don't be stupid Edie: i'm not u got no reason Buster: Yeah I do Edie: ha sure Buster: Whatever Edie: you're as bad as her aren't you Edie: i got it fucked feeling sorry for you at the start Edie: you gonna chat like family means anything, god, at least i thought you were committed mckenna Buster: She ain't bad, that's your first mistake Buster: She's better than me, that's your second Edie: three strikes and i'm out? Edie: fun Edie: lemme think Buster: If we were playing that you'd have been out ages ago, babe Edie: good to know Edie: underestimated myself again but that's life Buster: I wouldn't know Buster: Not how I'm living Edie: hmm i wouldn't peg you as a total jump the gun cum in your pants type but if you insist Buster: You ain't got a clue how to peg me but it doesn't matter Edie: i been in the know on that but like i said Edie: don't like u like that Buster: Good Edie: lmao gotta draw the line somewhere mckenna Edie: glad to know it's at butt stuff Edie: on that note, peace Edie: my ride here Buster: Bye again Buster: Been a pleasure, obviously Edie: put it on my tab Buster: 'Course