#they're so hot please

[dayabot]

let's have a gangbang mp3

[feligayzed]

Unlike cats, his "baked in the sun smell" would be absolutely horrendous

[zhukzucraft]

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Skizz: We're gonna crush it! You'll see! We just need to get back in that cave, get into the Nether portal-

Mumbo: -the what-

Skizz: -and we'll be set for the whole game! Just you trust me on this!

Mumbo: Err, I don't think it's safe to do that right now, actually.

Skizz: Why not?

Joe: Yoo hoo! Over here, lovebirds!

Joe: Looking for a place to safely spend the night after losing everything but each other?

Joe: Well look no further than the patented Hunker Down Bunker!

Joe: By the way, the matching suits are a great touch. You two look like you came here straight from your wedding!

Skizz: Oh haha you're so right dude, we do!

Mumbo: a-

Mumbo: it's-

Mumbo: Could you not?? say it like that??

Skizz: So, puppet guy, are there any king size beds for our wedding night down in that bunker?

Joe: No, the sheep seem to have gone extinct, but we have some mighty comfortable stone!

Mumbo: I wish the zombies would hurry up and end this already.

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Start Over -- Go Back

[f0x-meets-w0lf]

aphrodite lends zagreus some of her jewelry; thanatos likes what he sees. for the full (nsfw) piece, click here, 18+ please ♡

[thebrainrotsreal]

Listen there's a half chance the hands and stuff do not work this way, but simply?? pretend they do ig ??? Had to get some Vlad out of my system, so behold my fav ghostie on the planet! Wine drinker, petty plotter, my love, haha!

[loevhyuck]

[iloveacronix]

Boutta go sleep cuz my brain be lacking neurons rn but guys PLEASE hear me out

Supportive brothers for life. Also taggin the historyshipping queen @kyokittymeow

[pumpkinrootbeer]

say what u will about barry allen but no other superhero has had a worse time. you come in, take up another heros mantle, be a hero for however many years, DIE!!! actually die not comic death but die to the point you are functionally irrelevant for 20 years you completely cease to be that character and the vast majority of people grew up with a different flash, get resurrected you're back now (yay?), writers don't know what to do with you because there's already another flash and there has been for the past two decades so the entire universe kinda hems and haws about what to do with you until they take you out of your main comics and just have you chill in the justice league, then you lose your powers and are once again no longer the flash.

I need a "where are they now" but for Barry Allen flash. dead for Twenty Real Life Years. come back to life. reset the universe. just to lose your powers and be booted again from the superhero title. God himself hates this man

"Oh wally got erased from existence" "well x happens to Batman" it's not even about what happens in the narrative it's like. you're the only mainstream superhero ever that stopped existing for two decades and when they do decide to bring the character back they have no idea what to do with you so you're eventually forever relegated to the sidelines And also you're not the strongest or the most skilled or the fastest flash and they keep retconning all the special stuff You did in specific and refuse to let your narrative exist beyond Dead Mom. bartholomew baby I'm so sorry

[candycryptids]

Lil rain can’t spoil the nightclub scene- might even improve things, honestly! Come out of the wet, have some drinks, stare at hot men…?

[arale2126]

cherik dream this morning

college!au

Charles is an omega who suddenly goes into heat at a house party while drunk and alpha Erik helps him relieve it

Charles then gets pregnant and panics a lot because he's a freshman

Erik also panics hard when he hears the news

like any sane people, they go to Edie, Erik's mom

she agrees to take care of the girl when she's born so Charles can finish his degree

so then the girl is born and stays with Grandma while daddy gets on with his degree and Erik gets a job after graduation to support Charles all the way to PhD as well as take care of their little girl

one can safely assume Charles and Erik have fallen in love

the end

[breezy-cheezy]

Tragic siblings killing me again, here’s a soft painting that got OUT OF HAND...I like to think Plants do the cat forehead bonk of affection. It’s cute.

Please do not tag this in a shipping sense, thank you!!

[dex-kun19]

So um I may or may not be getting dragged into the Vert x Zoom rabbit hole- I have this headcanon that Zoom gets flustered by physical affection like hugs and being picked up because he's not used to it, while Vert gets flustered when people flirt with him cause like his brain just, collapses on the spot. They both enjoy flustering each other because why not <3

Closer look at the chibi doodles

[rubyreduji]

YOU GUYS i know ive been gone forfuckingever but UGH I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE ABOUT THIS AND I CANT TELL MY IRL FRIENDS

yall i NEED everyone to stop being in love with my roommate like djlkas everyone is always like "your roommate is so hot" and it's giving when girls talk about how guys will ask them for their friend's number instead of theirs, it just feels so "wow jj you're so much uglier than your roommate"

[feralattentionwhore]

All I can think about is getting told "I know love" in that soft pitying voice while I whine into their neck. Having been played with for so long that I'm almost completely melted, wanting to be good for them but needing more. Too broken to speak, hoping they'll understand how desperate I am even if I can't beg for them properly.

Combine that with "it's okay, let me take care of you" or "just a little bit longer for me my darling?" and the remainder of my thoughts will disappear from my head

[hyaciiintho]

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[teddybeartoji]

me when he acts like a stupid fucking idiot all the time