#they're playing minecraft

[shriekinghavoc]

[apollos-boyfriend]

i'm a firm believer that there's nothing funnier than professional minecraft players who Only know their very specific niche, so the second they try to do anything outside of said niche they're fucked. there's nothing more entertaining than watching a speedrunner who knows every little mechanic on how to optimize beating the game struggle to craft a fence. or watching a builder whose constructed cities bigger than real-life countries figure out they can equip shields in their offhand for extra protection. genuinely peak comedy

[arktic-blocks]

psst..... another bonsai mod dropped that y'all are gonna love....

BEHOLD

F R O B G E

GO LOOK AT THE RIBBITS MOD NOW!!!! LITTLE FROGS!!!!!!!

[star-laboratory]

concept: neil and todd playing minecraft together and putting their beds together

[somnol]

Some of the Mirage-V2 sketches as promised (the pc is based off of "The Ultrakill PC" from this post)

og sketches below

[pactw]

briefly stepping out of character to check in with each other is good for

dungeons and dragons

bdsm

minecraft roleplay

actors in emotionally taxing scenes

telling a therapist about trauma if you're not great with vulnerability yet

bdsm again

[i3utterflyeffect]

i will never not find the fact that people just casually go 'oh yeah the torture scene' in the Stick Figures Fandom funny

[fizzytoo]

thank you seph and olli for the surprise,,

[onebizarrekai]

beta minecraft part 2, descending into madness

[wings-of-flying]

whatever the plot of the minecraft movie is, i bet i could come up with something a hundred times better

[donnie-with-a-cup-of-coffee]

I have never watched a minecraft youtuber in my life but fanart for the qsmp keeps appearing on my dash and I'm enchanted every time

[echoesofaheart]

i need everyone to know minecraft refers to wolves as 'soweli pona'. which translates to good animal. this is fantastic

[mumblesplash]

season 9 has been amazing but i’m kinda excited to be around for the beginning of a hermitcraft season, they were well into the empires crossover arc when i started watching double life (which was pretty much my introduction to mcyt in general) so this is gonna be my first time actually being around for the early game

[tokillamockingbird427]

Its mole Logan

Logan is a mole

Wait....

Molegan

Bro just breaks through the floor in the middle of Keegan's house, looks around confused, pulls out a map, recounts his boxes, then huffs and vanishes beneath the floor again. (Fixing the hole behind him.) Whole time Keegan is just fucking around in the furnaces and Merrick is staring wide eyed.

"Who the fuck was that?!" "Molegan." "What?!" "Mole. Logan. Catch up, Thomas." "Keegan, I barely know how to switch my hand slot, I don't even comprehend that."

[fireheartwraith]

Do I want to grab q!Foolish by the shoulders and shake until his two neurons connect like I'm hot wiring a car? Yes

But am I absolutely delighted, eating popcorn and wondering what cc!Foolish is cooking up next? Also yes

[citrine-elephant]

minecraft thoughts:

-villagers are descendants of elephants

-piglins won’t attack if you wear gold bcuz it’s a sign of peace. as an outsider, you’re a visitor, and if you steal, you’re gonna get attacked. dunno my full idea, but they hate the overworld due to sickness and the ancient builders. maybe some sort of experiment to deal with the zombie problem. 

-you, the player, are a type of golem. a last resort for the ancient builders. one day, you awaken. all other humans are long gone, but you’re the backup plan. and you don’t (usually) have to worry about the permanence of death. you just do whatever you feel like with no memory of who made you.

-the reason why redstone exists in the ancient city is because it was an attempt to activate the portal. whatever opened it is lost to time and to the skulk that came from the other side. also skulk is fungus.

-fungus runs the game, man. everything is fungus. fungus is good.