#they're not 'balls' but idk what that shape is called in english .

[oceanmoss]

look at my beautifulllll dinner <3333

[finn0]

chipotle order?

OZ version is GYG or Zambrero in which case the beef burrito from GYG is somehow the shit, but zambie's used to have like an adobo chicken that was curried almost which was astonishingly delicious but now they don't do it, but I would suggest if you're making a burrito please put some curry in your pulled chicken or pork because it weirdly works so well with all the other regular mexican flavours

thoughts on veganism?

far too much work and you'll find yourself talking about it all the time. if you have to ask whether sour patch kids have gelatine in them and whether you're killing the planet by eating fists full of sugar shaped like pink watermelon babies, it's negating not having a bloody chicken wing once a decade

a specific color that gives you the ick?

really pale, almost washed out white people skin. like the peaky skin of someone who's about to be sick

mythical creature you think/believe is real?

I've encountered enough river eels to imagine that something fucked up and huge lives in Loch Ness. Or the Ogopogo in Canada. Or the Mongolian death worm. A giant worm in the sand dunes of the Gobi desert? Probably!

favorite form of potato?

Creamy dauphinoise with a tiny bit of chili in it. Or a really crisp latke.

do you use a watch?

no, irrelevant creation. also calling it a timepiece is so ridiculous.

what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?

OCTOPUS

do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?

anything where i'm not sweaty and my balls can meet their best friends, my knees

do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?

Oh yes, cocoa butter vaseline on my face all day, hyaluronic acid after a shower around my eyes, same thing but in cream form as a night cream

on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?

ginger ale, because air travel is the least likely place I will ever drink alcohol. and orange juice swells me up like poison ivy

anything from your childhood you’ve held on to?

a few trinkets, but I've never thrown a book away in my life

brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?

Dove cucumber soap

first thing you’re doing in the purge?

finding a former manager and breaking her limbs before throwing her down a well

do you think you’re dehydrated?

constantly

rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning

best to worst: freezing, drowning, burning

thoughts on mint chocolate chip?

underrated and preferred

an anxious compulsion you do everyday?

vaping honestly.

your boba/tea order?

total waste of money. a teabag is 1 cent at home.

the veggie you dislike the most?

I used to violently hate beetroot until I learned how to roast them properly and a friend made some amazing borscht. So now? idk, even kale chips are good. love brussel sprouts. love parsnips. love asparagus. idk. I guess I've never had a turnip every before.

favorite disney princess movie?

I could not give less of a shit about disney

a number that weirds you out?

?

do you have an emotional support water bottle?

I have lost every water bottle I've ever owned within one week

do you wear jewelry?

I have 3 key rings that I wear on my pinky because if they fall off they're easily replacable and I also lost my engagement ring the very next day after the fact

which do you find yourself using, american or british english?

british because it's from there and I never have to say aluminum

would you say you have good taste in music?

oh. no.

how’s your spice tolerance?

incredible. i've eaten cayenne peppers raw as a snack

what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?

the least amount of short and shirts I can, I am out of control overheated at all times

last meal on earth?

honestly a crispy pork banh mi and a ripe mango that I eat over a sink

preferred pasta noodle?

rigatoni, with pork sausage, fennel, chili and cream. Ina Garten's recipe is the absolute bomb.

[mudlarkspur]

ok thought about this more.

This is just when shrimp son has started talking but before he's figured out how to change his shape and is still in a hamster ball full of salt water. And before Donnie has realized the like she has a kid she just thinks he's a little shrimp creature that talks sometimes. Kinda like a parrot that calls her dad sometimes.

I also think this is when Kendra is like 38 and Donnie is like 36? Anyway, one morning Shrimp Son rolls into the kitchen looking for fruit snacks and there's this random deer lady at the table wearing his dad's robe, drinking from his dad's mug, sitting in his dad's spot. So he rolls over, opens the top of his hamster ball (no one knew he could do that), and straight up asks "hey are you my mom?"

And Kendra, who has just been confronted with a pre-Cambrian sea creature is just like. Um.

Donnie and Kendra talk it over. They don't live together or anything and they aren't keeping it a secret but somehow no one has noticed they've been hooking up/are kind of in a monogamous thing for the past decade or so. Kendra's mom has been on her about not having a grandkid yet ("I know you're a fursona now-" "mom that's not what that MEANS" "but thats no reason why there aren't a bunch of cute little fawns running around here"). They don't plan to stop being together or be more together. Shrimp Son seems to be a person and maybe not just a weird parrot.

So now Srinivasa has an Appā and a mom (idk if he uses English for Kendra yet). He takes after neither of them but they both care for him and are good parents, even if they're usually only under the same roof for holidays or when they're banging.

Is kendratello canon in your au? :/

uhhh y'know what? In the shrimp son au of my au, yeah.

Kendra got mutated into a deer (she has antlers so she's trans or she's a caribou) but is still doing her purple dragon thing. Everyone thinks they're rivals that hate each other until Srinivasa starts calling Kendra mom and neither she nor Donnie are even slightly bothered by it.

Literally no one else can figure out what the fucks going on. Kendra is like actually a pretty decent mom tho so no one protests the joint custody thing. When questioned Srinivasa is just like "?? Thats my mom??" and when questioned Donnie is like "yeah, thats his mom" and when questioned Kendra is like "yeah, I'm his mom."

There's no biological connection but Srinivasa isn't biologically related to Donnie and Donnie isn't biologically related to her Appā so no one is willing to bring that up.

[alexandersimpleton]

I'm pretty sure the specific weapons don't have names (like, a butcher knife hiding a dagger isn't really a thing to my knowledge) but the cleaning supplies themselves and some of the weapons they're hiding have names and I could list those.

Also, I'm not trying to be disrespectful by assuming you don't know this stuff. I just don't know what you know, so I'm assuming you know nothing for the sake of the best communication of information. So, from left to right:

I don't actually know what the first one is (it kind of looks like a paintbrush, but really big??) And the close ups don't show the weapon it's hiding either

The second one's an iron, it heats up and you use it to get wrinkles out of clothes. It's just concealing spikes, not any kind of specific weapon to my knowledge. Though the spikes might have been unnecessary those things get hot lol

The third one is a plunger (used for unclogging toilets) hiding a morning star, which is a long stick with a spikey ball at the end of it

The fourth one is a butcher knife (made for cutting meat, but can probably be used to cut other things) hiding a dagger (pretty much just a knife that was made for use as a weapon rather than a tool) I also find it worth mention that a butcher knife is a common slasher movie weapon, and is heavily associated with the genre, at least in America, so it's even more ironic that maid felt the need to hide a dagger in it

The fifth is a fly swatter, name is self explanatory. I don't know the name of this one (when I looked it up on Google it just showed me a gun from halo lol). I want to say skewer, but they're more associated with cooking than as an actual weapon. They're long, thin, sharp, and of the same shape as the close up, but the only time I've seen someone actually hurt by a skewer was in Danganronpa 2. They're generally used for kebabs. But yeah, it's a skewer, or small lance (:⁠0), or maybe just a weapon. Idk about this one, sorry.

The last one is a feather duster, used for rustling dust off of objects. I don't think there's an english term for that weapon tho. The closest thing I can think of is a spear, but spears are way longer. If it helps though, I was looking on Google and found something more similar from another culture. Most of this was from Reddit and similarly unreliable sources, so don't take it to heart, but something called a budiak/budiak spear (internet is undecided about wether budiak is the name of the culture, or if budiak was the weapon from Mori culture) seems more similar to this. The handles seem a lot shorter, and the blades look like a more similar style. I know I'm supposed to be the english guy, but I'm kinda stumped on this one lol

Gosh you guys sharing so many banger images - it's gotta be busy day for CPC wiki.. I just want to add some things;

my boy Frederick the one that had idea to make this, something that's so beneficial in the war to let the allies that get hurt or tired - get some rest. I never expect this and it's a very nice surprise characterization to him as my blorbo

Also, Nurse!Syrah canon! Even with teasings that she coul do the makeshift aids with sexy outfit - I believe she'll do nicely!

Lance get attacked from behind at his head, could be seen as gala outfit (someone with blue suit had a bloody axe on the head) becomes real. Lance get KO'ed indeed but it's immensely better than the dark HCs (mainly from me) = that Lance will die instead, mirroring the gala outfit

The entire shouting from him is enforing the HC "Frederick is suicidal' - as now it's canon. This very sad, to believe oneself is better off dead (and even worse by the hand of one's brother) - it's good that Blaine didn't really kill Fred.. but...

Whitney try to talk his way out to calms Blaine (talk no justsu) is something that I didn't expect as I thought that he still some Monochrome Prince skills that do actions instead talk..

I am mistaken, but this shows how truly he changed - from a chaunistic prince to pacifist man

actually from previous panel if in order, but Whitney being so quick to protects Frederick is very heartwarming. Fred's own blood brothers didn't do that - Lance that I expect will do it instead still in deep fear and uncertainties - Blaine the one that attacking Frederick instead

last wiki worthy trivia info!!!

Pastel Maids are so cool, I am still investigating each of their weapon so if anyone know those stuffs let me know - English isn't my first lang so idk the proper wording for each...

CHOPPED LIVER - the soundtrack of ep 158 is also the song that used by LambCat when making preview video about the CPC last final part on IG and twitter!!!