#they're just personally insulted by how terrible of a business strategy they think it is | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

thegreatyin · 4 months

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The Scoundrel would totally do red honey wouldn't they? They wouldn't care about the poor schmuck with bees in their brain at all

maybe even black honey if they were feeling extra stupid one day.

funny you should ask because i've thought about this. way too much. and my conclusion is. well. they'd do it but only conditionally. and by conditionally i mean if you presented it to them they'd happily do it but when you tell them how it's farmed they'd be upset for the wrong reasons

#it's not a MORAL quandary they'd have with it #like. assuming they dont see a cage garden face to face. they don't feel guilt unless you take them there and slap them with it #they just think it's horribly inefficient. and boring. why indulge in other people's memories when the wonders of your own are much better #it all depends on how you present it to them. like if you explain red honey detached from anything else #if you go 'theres this special kind of honey that lets you see other people's memory' they'd be like oh sweet #if you go 'there's this special kind of honey that's harvested from torturing people' they'd be like but why though #there's better things to do with your time. it's a pragmatism thing. they're still awful dont get me wrong #they're just insulted people are apparently so boring they cant come up with their own honey dreams via normal honey #ask #fallen london #they'd have roughly the same reaction to black honey but they would also totally have to be talked out of taste testing it #just for the sillies #they're joining the war on cage gardens not because they care about anything morally speaking #they're just personally insulted by how terrible of a business strategy they think it is #scoundrelventures

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