#they're going to go batshit crazy

[party-lemon]

and don't quote me on this, but i think mcr will release new music between now and the start of this tour. because this is adding onto the concept of the black parade. this is a whole new world. there is "more to come." they just went on a tour where they played only their old music (foundations as an exception obviously). like...there's more. mychem doesn't believe in nostalgia bait unless there's some other shit going on.

[lowkeyremi]

Kiyoomi Sakusa who is an absolute emotional drunk. He didn't want to go to dinner tonight but his manager already put him on the reservation list for the celebratory dinner. Of course you accompanied him as his plus one, but boy did he get drunk only after a few drinks.

He was less willing to answer questions and scowling way more than usual too. "Hey Omi! Those were some nice serves earlier!!" Hinata praises and Kiyoomi doesn't say anything, he just glares at his teammate. Did I mention he's clinging onto you like a sloth? His arms are wrapped around you and his face is buried in your neck. He wants to go home.

"Sorry about him Hinata, I think he's ready to go home..." Hinata nods enthusiastically as you say Kiyoomi's goodbyes for him and haul him out of the restaurant to his car. He suddenly out of no where grumbles, "I don't like the way that waiter was looking at you."

"'yoomi what are you talking about? He wasn't even looking at me." He reluctantly gets into the passenger seat. He's acting like a toddler the way a pout braces his face and he has his arms crossed.

"Yuh huh. He was eyeing you like I wasn't right there. I had to stop myself from punching that bastard." This overly emotional state of his has you giggling to yourself because you know if you were to giggle too loud he would think you were making fun of him.

"Well, it's alright now, he's not looking at me anymore." You assure him. You close his car door and run over to the driver side to make sure you two make it back to the apartment safely.

"I'm the only one who can look at you." He concludes from this whole ordeal. "That's not fair to anyone but you, Kiyo." He sighs dramatically and you think he's been spending a little too much time with a specific blond that he claims to hate.

"I don't care if it's fair. You're mine." No more words are spoken of him so you look over to check on him. Only to find his head pressed up against the window with his eyelids closed. His breaths are even and he sleeps peacefully. You cherish how cute he looks because you know as soon as he wakes he's going to be complaining about how his hair is flattened on the side that was pressed up against the window.

[homoeroticgrappling]

I firmly believe that every wrestling fan needs several lower card wrestlers they adore, it's important for you to have special little guys who you cheer and clap for even if they're rarely on TV and even less likely to win when they ARE getting screen time

Lower card wrestlers I love you, y'all are so important and necessary to the sport 💐

[beanghostprincess]

The very normal and straight reaction to seeing your friend fight

[anachronistic-falsehood]

team bolas' victim complex makes sooooo much sense from like a character standpoint and it drives me crazy. i don't think they ever left day one. i think in their heads, they're still burning themselves in that bonfire. half their players were inactive, they had a clear pvp disadvantage, and they kept getting killed by other teams. it was them against the world on day one. their only solace was each other when they felt helpless and they're carrying that with them to drive them forward. they still call themselves victims because if they win, then it's a pleasant surprise, and if they lose, that's just how it is with team bolas, right? it's better to have no hope at all in the first place than to feel the crushing weight of having your hopes dashed.

day one was hell. their friends killed them repeatedly without mercy, they had barely anything while other teams built their bases, and they were bottom of the leaderboard. they've come to expect tragedy, even after their multiple victories, after they've come to regard one another as family, after they've worked so, so hard to be one of the last teams standing and actually made it. they never left that bonfire.

[jonathanbyersphd]

How I imagine Robin is watching Jonathan and Nancy from her locker.

[the-physicality]

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[tommyssupercoolblog]

To the commenter who told me, under my YouTube short animation about Shugo Chara being my first magical girl anime, that I'm a loser who needs to go outside and talk to real women-

I'm both gay and the most extroverted person I know.

Also, I deleted your comment. Thank you 💖🌈✨✨

[spyres]

iris is fucking insane

[boxwinebaddie]

not me playing phone destroyer just to conduct ~research~

[malepresentingleg]

if we're actually getting patpran timeskip era content i'm

[imwritesometimes]

shoutout to the two little skunks that set off my security cam playing out in my front yard 😘✌️

[loverboyromanroy]

i too have thought "oh well maybe firing gerri is not the task they're talking about" but then we have logan talking about "cleaning out the stall" and tom that says "roman knifes gerri". and i don't really know how he could possibly blackmail her? i don't think he has anything on her (apart from what she's done in waystar's interests in the past). maybe he can't legally fire her but he's just bing the messenger boy for his dad

yeah the "cleaning out the stalls" bit and tom miming cutting the puppet strings does concern me!!

i guess the hazy thing on the legality is like...if she's still interim ceo, which i've seen mentioned in j interviews, then logan can't legally fire her because he's still outside of it? that's why i was wondering if instead of straight up firing her, maybe they're demoting her somehow...like kicking her out of the interim ceo spot (but that feels like it...doesn't matter? except for the fact that it puts logan back in the top spot if the deal goes sideways). on the other hand, if it's blackmail coming from logan, it could be anything from their long history of working together (much of which we technically don't know anything about...)

i was also thinking that tom's little voiceover part could be like a hypothetical for future steps of the plan? because he talks about cyd, but cyd isn't shown in the teaser at all, not even like in the background of a shot...so maybe the idea is that tom is filling greg in on the fact that roman is laying groundwork in this episode (again, demotion? threat? blackmail?) and saying the next steps of that "strategic refocus" will be getting rid of cyd and gerri? and we know how tom gets when he's talking to greg (overdramatic)

if you want to go really off the wall, we actually don't know who tom is addressing – maybe he's extending an offer to shiv to come in at atn??? there's a scene in the "weeks ahead" teaser with tom and shiv where shiv is wearing the same outfit as the wedding...so what's THAT all about???? 👀👀👀👀👀

[geddy-leesbian]

I hate that I can walk into a Half Price Books and look at the paranormal section and recognize 75% of the authors because I know them from Ancient Aliens

[anonymouscheeseball]

Headcanon that Edwin and Charles both visit the bastards who killed Charles (and the people who covered it up) over the years but neither knows about the other.

And when Edwin goes he's all subtle about his haunting, like he phones each of them every year on the anniversary of Charles's death and says nothing, he moves their stuff around just enough for them to know something's going on but not enough for them to talk about it and not sound batshit crazy, that kind of thing.

And then there's Charles who is the opposite of subtle, like making chairs quake levels of haunting, fracturing mirrors, making their food rot.

And they don't quite understand why those guys are always so terrified, because they don't know they're dishing out double the haunting, until one day one of the bullies starts whimpering "not the scissors again" while Charles is borrowing Edwin's signature move and he's like "uhh" because he's never done that before.

So he goes back to the office and he's like "have you ever visited one of the guys who killed me?" and Edwin just blinks at him like "why the sudden interest?" so Charles tells him and Edwin's like "I guess they must have had an interesting life."

And Charles is just so enchanted by vengeful bitch!Edwin Payne. Because nothing says eternal love quite like writing "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" on a murderer's mirror so they'll find the message when they get out of the shower.

Don't hurt Charles. Don't piss Edwin off. You'll regret it.

[chalametabingbong]

I'M BEGGING THE WRITERS HERE TO MAKE OG FIVE GROW OUT OF LOVE (coz you know the *barf* strawberry garden scene) FROM READER THEN THE ROOM FULL OF FIVES WILL GO;

"That's our cue! Dibs on Y/N!"

"Fuck you, Waiter Five! They're mine"

"Fuck you too, Brisket Five! I'm having them first!"

"Not if I got them first!" *Loose necktie Five blinks out*

"Oh no you don't!" *The rest of the Fives did the same*

Basically the whole room of Fives will go batshit crazy (paradox psychosis included) because they (unfortunately lost their own Y/N at some point) and was only waiting for the right moment to switch with og Five.

Then the rest of the family will be confused af like where all these Fives came from.