#they're also full of fucking toxins btw. think of how much radiation is in the average molerat
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WHYYYYYYY do people say and or think "ohhhh a deathclaw has GOT to taste good and have such wonderful texture when cooked" like bro No It Dont. stop trying to hunt deathclaws tge meat isn't wven good!!!!! it's all fucking muscle have tou seen those guys therw's no fat on thkse bones. it's tough as hell and really stringy and it's just Bad
it's really only good when slow-cooked in a soup or stew or similar concoction but there's so much meat there that there's basically no way to make enough w/out having 700 bajillion pounds of soup. nobody wants that much soup. you THINK you want that much soup and then you get that much soup and you realize Ohhhh Shit I Don't Have Anywhere To Put This. guys we don't have freezers bffr.
don't even come @ me with some trophy hunting bullshit i'll trophy hunt YOU
#seriously though killing and then eating a deathclaw is a very careful dance#they're also full of fucking toxins btw. think of how much radiation is in the average molerat#now think of how many molerats a deathclaw eats.#nobody's out here giving the deathclaws Rad-Away all that shit is still in them
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