#they’re like Barbcat for English teachers

[barbreypilled]

this is a very weird childhood anecdote that I have been thinking about all week because I recently reread wide sargasso sea again and rewatched jane eyre 2011 and I was thinking about how in 6th/7th grade I used to ship Bertha and Blanche to the point where I would cook up fancams of them to pyramid by charice in my whacky little mind’s eye and during that time I had this social worker at school who was supposed to make me less autistic and she gave me a journal to write down all my Behaviours so she could tell me not to do them anymore and I just drew Blanche and Bertha sucking face before remembering that 1. I go to catholic school and 2. I’m supposed to be as normal as possible in the journal so I can have recess again so I told the lady I lost the journal and I literally felt like I was getting away with murder and that was part of how I figured out that I was bi anyway eventually I ended up going to confession w my grandma and I was like hm maybe I should mention that whole thing because I felt bad about lying to the social worker lady but my dumb ass opened up my confession by being like ‘hey father it’s Jasmine from school’ then I realized he would know it was me so I went to leave but I couldn’t figure out how to get out for like 5 agonizing seconds. anyway