#they’re gonna get such a rude awakening lmfaoooo
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#so it has come to my attention that droves of right wingers are converting to Catholicism#and touting themselves as ‘trad Catholics’#to which I say LMAOOO good luck chumps#they’re gonna get such a rude awakening lmfaoooo#any good Catholic knows you don’t make your religion your entire personality#any good Catholic knows you don’t broadcast to the world what a good godly Catholic you are#because how dare you have the AUDACITY to think you’re anywhere near close to god#you go to mass every Sunday#(and if God feels like throwing you a bone you MIGHT find an aisle spot)#you sit down#you shut up#you contemplate how you are a lowly unworthy ant crawling around in God’s ant farm#and you go have coffee and donuts#I just KNOW they are gonna get shit talked by everyone in their church lmaooo#because if there is one thing Catholics are good at it is judging everyone else and shit talking#it’s very ironic I know lol but they do it#I wouldn’t be surprised if they don’t even give these assclowns a ‘peace be with you’#have fun being judged and scorned bitches lmaooo#Catholicism is not just Protestantism with an aesthetic darling it is a LIFESTYLE#one I just know they will NEVER be able to adapt to#because it involves humbling yourself and diminishing your own worthiness and righteousness#I have never been so excited to be a Catholic in my LIFE
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