#they’re freaky deaky soulmates

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hey hey archer um i just finished band of robbers and am trying to eat huckleberry whole and i would Really love to know what you've got on the docket for huck finn breeding kink. academic curiosity you know how it is. anything you're willing to share. explodes in your inbox

hiiii omg I’m so glad you watched it, that movie makes me feel so So Normal (:

on the breeding kink — there’s no way that man’s normal or well adjusted!!!! All he wants is a family like a full nuclear family moment and all tom wants truly is to be the center of his world forever so like… i feel like the natural conclusion is for tom to be fucked pregnant yknow

but the fic has also become embarrassingly tender because those guys are sooooo wrapped around one another its insane

i’ve been at a lull with writing it for a while now but this ask has made the wheels spin and i’m gonna def work on it a bit more tonight

(always open for peer review and discussion as well! for academic purposes of course..)

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Freaky Deaky Friday || J.D.

Soulmate! John Deacon x Soulmate! Reader (Storyboard)

A/N: this was the storyboard for (at least) the first chapter of a soulmate au where you switch bodies in close proximity. When you moved to the UK it began.

You wake up in John’s body freaked out because yikes someone else’s body

“This is.. MY voice?” WOW MY HAIR TF

Brian comes in, you make an ass of himself because you gotta just roll with it

Brian is confused but passes it off as first gig jitters

You get in the car and meet the rest of Queen. Roger is onto you

“First gig jitters? I thought you played in bands before.”

Freddie was able to save your butt by saying maybe it’s first gig with new band jitters. You thank the gods above for that.

“Just play like you have been, Darling, and it’ll be okay.”

They tell you(John) to get rest cuz you’re still acting mcfreakin weird.

You recall this street because you were just on it to walk to work

John Pov

John is suddenly in your body heading to your telemarketing job

He scribbles something on a notepad conveniently placed in your coat pocket.

It’s literally your first day of work and he has no idea suddenly where you’re going.

He is also freaked out because yknow new bod. Where’s his hair and omg his voice again

Thank god the address was written on a business card in your pocket

John hates this job cuz he had one at the same place and SURPRISE you took his position after he quit.

He goes to your work and it takes a hot minute for him to like realize

“Ok I’m not me so like??? Don’t be stupid and make a scene like I did before in front of this boss man”

Manages to make it through the workday. Sees some old friends and goes up to them forgetting that oh yeah, it aint him.

says some inside joke

“No one’s said that to me since John quit”

Oh fuck oops

“O-oh! Yeah he and I are pals and whatnot.”

“Well, I’m an extra just here to make atmosphere and create a weird friendship between me and reader so hi!”

Gets through workday. Yeet. He has to figure out where tf you live now. Or at least get to the gig

Your POV

You wake up and are panicing af because you’re about to go play bass which YOU DONT PLAY

All the boys are talking about cues. Freddie notices you’re up and ask if you’re all good

“Uhhhh yeaahhhhh” It’ll be ok :)))

You’re onstage and about to perform before you switch back to yourself

You realize you’re back in your own body p close to the bar. Thank goodness. You decide to go in and check out the band but they’re gone?

John also plays through the concert in the meantime and all the band members are like “oh glad to see you’re your old self”

You decide to??? Go home???? There’s a note crinkled in your pocket

“Who are you?”

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Writing prompt?Idea?VAMPIRES

Okay so hear me out. 

A vampire love story...*sigh* I know I knooowww, buuutt listeennn 

So your vampire is ancient right? They have existed since the beginning of time. One day when they were just kinda fcking around near a human village in like idk mediveal times or something, and then this human jumps out of fucking nowhere and tries to kill them, right. And our vampire just kinda dodges them and teases them a bit, cause their attempt is hilarious for them. 

The human is slowly losing their composure, and somehow...they idk fucking trip or something and just fucking impale themself. and they die. The vampire noticed that this human’s blood smelled weird, it smelled like their favorite scent. The vampire just kinda shrugs it off and sucks their blood dry cause why not?

21 years later the same vampire was in a completely different region, in their home or whatever and this human just fucking jumps them.  The human claims that not even death will stop them from killing the vampire. Vampire is a bit confused, but obviously fights them off, but when the human got injured and bled a bit, the vampire noticed that this human had the same scent as that one clumsy human. 

Somehow, someway (Too drunk to figure this part out) The human and Vampire had to work together to defeat this other being that would practically kill both of their kind. They won and it was bloody, adventure filled and just plain fun. They end up bonding really quickly and becoming quick lifelong friends. Obv, the human died and the vampire was sad about it.

21 years later a human approaches them and quickly jabs the vampire with an inside joke. The vampire is shocked. The human confesses that since the first time they met the vampire (when they attacked the vampire and impaled themself) after that when they die and are reborn at their 21st birthday they ALWAYS suddenly gain memories of the vampire and has this urge to find them. 

Vampire feels flattered and slightly weirded out, but they’re a vampire and had seen weirder shit before, so they kinda role with it. 

Through many different lifetimes and genders(for the human) the vampire and human always come together. Due to this their relationship developed into something romantic. They were SOULMATES

With each lifetime the human came back they always propose to the vampire and they get married. 

When the human would pass away the vampire would put the ring in this GIANT ass box with dividers with ALL of their rings that they had ever recieved from their love. This was the vampire’s favorite thing. Each ring held a memory of a part of their life.

They got remarried at least for more than a 100 thousand times! Or even more.

UNTIL ONE DAY (yes there is MORE)

ONE DAY 

The human was reborn, but a famous vampire hunting clan was able to get their hands on the human and through some freaky deaky magic was able to tamper with the human’s memory.

On their 21st birthday they were sent into the world to kill their vampire lover.For the first time in centuries the vampire was taken off guard.

They were angry, confused and mostly hurt. The human’s blood no longer smelt like their favorite scent, no! Their blood smelled like rotting corpses. 

For a couple lifetimes after that the vampire tried to figure out what the fuck was going on. They tried so despretaly to make their human remember, but whatever they did, it did not work. 

Until one day the vampire realized what the hunters were doing. Angry and consumed by despair the vampire attacked the enemy base. They killed almost every hunter there, expect for one. The person they loved the most. The one being on that planet that they cannot harm. Their soulmate.

The entire place was consumed by fire and smoke, the smell of burning bodies stunk the night air. but no matter how strong the stench of the desctruction was, it had no match against the scent of her lover’s blood. The smell of rotting corpse coming from them smelled so wrong.

The vampire felt old, and lost. They no longer wanted to walk the planet if there was no way they could be with their lover.

As they lay on their knees, surrounded by the dead bodies of their enemy, they did not fight their lover back. They let their lover grab their hair and pull their head back; exposing their neck. bloody tears fell from their eyes as they feel the blade cross their neck. As they bled on the floor, they took one last swift smell and noticed that their lover’s blood no longer smelled disgustng, but smelled like the sweet scent that they had come to love for centuries.

As their vision faded to black, they heard a anguished scream of despair.

And that is how the curse/spell/whatever was broken and their memories returned. 

Sorry for my grammar and spelling. A bit drunk and I needed to write this down before I forget lol