#they/them pronouns for moo deng bc i doubt a hippo cares

[litstepdad]

baby animal internet celebrities are so funny to think about. like imagine you're a baby hippo and you just live your best life getting room service and shit. unbeknownst to you, you are making headlines, people are talking about you across the world, you are viral across several platforms. the new york post just posted an article about whether or not you're cancellable. and its just because you're you and adorable. you dont even know what the fuck a video is