#they will be occupying my mind for the forseeable

[sophsun1]

fair warning i will be spiralling hard come this evening and the following days into iwtv madness, lives will be changed with these two final episodes and i will not come out of it unscathed. highkey terrified of what's to come. so just be prepared for the inevitable gifset spam of which there will be many!

[shawtheking]

Writing took the place in my life that had once been occupied by religion: it has absorbed me entirely, and transfigured my life.

Whenever I write I feel as if i’m transcending beyond myself, i’m finally hatching beyond my mere conscious mind into something greater. Even though these vapid exerts have no visible or forseeable impact on quotidian life, they do temporarily liberate me from the shackles and boundaries of my incessantly persistent mind.

The more I contemplate on what it truly means to be “concious” and the theory of consciousness the more I find myself spiraling into an endless black hole of possibilities.

Maybe one day i’ll discover the meaning and beauty behind the conscious mind.

[timelord-winchester-22b]

To get to you

Hello *Waves nervously* So my posting schedule fell apart quicker than i’d imagined. And i’m sorry about that. But then again i started this blog bored on the holidays, and you know, school. Anyway, sorry for not posting for so long and i’m sorry to say that i will not be setting up a schedule for the forseeable future. But i’d love some requests, i swear i’d get right on it if i got some!

I hope you guys like this one. This is yet again thanks to the amazing @morewhovianthanhuman for the imagine that inspired this story. This one is a two-parter. Mostly because of the length of the second one. I hope this is okay cause to be honest i wrote the start a week or so ago and the end like today.

https://morewhovianthanhuman.tumblr.com/post/150997690607/imagine-an-enemy-kidnapping-someone-really-close

The imagine ^

So i guess it’s on the with story, Allons-y!

“Doctor!” You cried out, more annoyed than anything as you were sent to the floor. You huffed, pulling yourself back up on the console for the fourth time in the last minute. “You seriously can’t fix that shaking? At all?” He glanced over at you and laughed, which you returned with a scowl.

“Almost there, hold on” He assured you. “Here we are, home for (Y/N)!” He flipped one last lever with a flourish and the shaking subsided with the tell-tale ‘clunk’. You sighed in relief, you had finally landed. “No, she really hasn’t been that bad in a while” He commented, looking up at the rotor. He moved around the console, looking at the screen and at the controls before moving to the stairs to look underneath.

“You coming Doctor? You know Noah really likes you” You told him, smiling over the railing. His head popped up and you backed up to lean down closer to him.

“You go on along, I’ll be there in a bit” He told you. You raised an eyebrow.

“When you last said a bit I had to wait two weeks” You reminded him.

“Well I’m not taking off this time (Y/N). Don’t worry, couple minutes, won’t even notice I’ve been gone” He insisted.

“Alright” You sighed, watching him pop back down. “But I’m making tea so don’t take too long” He reappeared at that.

“Jammie dogers?” He asked hopefully.

“Got tonnes inside”

“Oh, yes. I’ll be there soon” He grinned. You smiled back at him, standing to move to the door.

“Alright” You repeated, leaving quickly. In all you had seen, you wouldn’t trade the Doctor and his TARDIS for the universe. But if you had to, you would certainly trade them for you little brother, Noah. He had been quite little growing up, but now he had a nice girlfriend, a nice house, a great job. Better than you had. He had been the one to assure you travelling wasn’t wasting your life. ‘All people do is waste their life. Do things to occupy them or entertain them just barely. What you’re doing right now is probably more productive than what any other person on the world could be doing. You’re not wasting your life, you’re living it’

You smiled at the memory as you knocked on your brother’s door. You frowned after a moment when no one answered and you didn’t hear anything inside. Maybe the Doctor had gotten the wrong day and he was at work? You glanced around. It was day, not even early morning. According to the sun where it was it was somewhere in the middle of the day. The Doctor had said he’d landed on a Saturday, he liked Saturday’s, he said. You knocked again. Nothing.

“Noah?” You called, trying the handle. The door swung open easily. Your eyes widened. Noah lived in the suburbs, he never left the door unlocked if he could help it. You glanced back at the TARDIS on the side walk out front. Biting your lip, you ventured inside. You looked around and gasped, the entry alone was trashed. The small hall had mess strewn about, the vase from the fallen table smashed in the doorway to the lounge. There was even scorch marks across the walls. You stepped closer slowly, reaching out to trace your fingers across the mark. The blast pattern was alien, you knew it. You realised something then. Noah never had anything to do with aliens. This was obviously a home invasion, but there was no reason they’d want him in particular. Tears stung at your eyes and you covered you mouth with a hand, reality hitting you.

Noah was in danger, or maybe dead already. And it was because of you.

“Doctor!” You called, eyes darting around again. You choked back a sob, running your hands through your hair. “DOCTOR!”

The Doctor ran in a moment later, stopping dead at the sight. He looked around with wide eyes before his gaze landed on you. You were standing beside the door, hands in your hair with tears streaming down your face. He moved quickly, wrapping his arms around you and shushing you gently.

“We’ll find him (Y/N), we’ll find him. He’ll be alright. It’ll be okay” He whispered. You pulled him in tighter, your arms around his neck and clutching the back of his jacket.

“It’s my fault” You got out, practically sobbing by this point. “He never had anything to do with this, it’s me travelling with you. Doctor it’s all my fault. If I hadn’t-“

“Stop” He told you firmly, pulling away slightly. He held on to your shoulders, head down slightly to look you in the eyes. “It’s not your fault, (Y/N) this could never be your fault. This is my fault and I will fix it okay?” You nodded.

“It’s not your fault” You told him softly. You sniffed slightly, looking back up at him. “Will he be okay?” The Doctor hesitated a moment but nodded.

“Yeah. He’ll be fine, we’ll find him” He pulled you forward again, wrapping you tightly in his arms. “We’ll find him (Y/N). And when I find who did this…” The last part was practically a growl. You buried you head in his shoulder, something that usually managed to still your thoughts completely. But today it did no such thing, your mind racing to think who could have done this, why.

“Whether it was my fault or not, it’s because of me” You mumbled into his shoulder. “Someone wants to get to you Doctor, they get to your companion, I know that. So I have to save him” He nodded.

“You will (Y/N)”

Tag list (i have a tag list now if anyone wants to be added): @dekahg

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The Office: 10 Funniest Quotes From Stanley | ScreenRant – Screen Rant

When it comes to TV shows there are characters and then there are real characters, you know? And, when it comes to The Office, every one of their characters falls into the latter category of characters. All of the people on The Office are hilarious, and they all bring their own specific qualities and senses of humor to the series. While every single one of them is memorable and unique, Stanley Hudson is one character who has always occupied a special place in our hearts.

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10 “It’s like I used to tell my wife. I do not apologize unless I think I’m wrong, and if you don’t like it, you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I’ll say it to my next one, too.”

Not to start off this list by totally dissing Stanley Hudson, but it’s kind of shocking that someone as curmudgeonly and antisocial as Stanley has managed to find a wife, let alone multiple wives. It’s not that shocking that Stanley would be completely unwilling to apologize to someone unless he thinks he’s wrong, however, and it seems like a safe bet that Stanley thinks that he’s wrong in any given situation approximately 0% of the time.

But maybe he will eventually find a wife who can just deal with the fact that Stanley never says he’s sorry, or maybe Stanley can just move to Florida and live his best life alone.

9 “I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself.”

Leave it to Stanley to come up with such a colorful way of expressing something that literally every person on earth who has ever had a job has experienced at least once before. Stanley has the energy level and competitive nature of a turtle on morphine, but when Michael announces the beach day competition to claim his managerial job once it’s vacated, Stanley is immediately ready to throw down—hard.

And after years of suffering as one of Michael Scott’s employees, it’s pretty easy to understand why he’d be ready to shed blood in order to ensure he’s the king of the castle for the forseeable future.

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8 “I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today.”

Some diabetics might just eschew the cake eating in order to avoid danger… or at least find a sugar free option or something. Some people might say that not eating sugar when it could potentially kill you is the smart thing to do, but Stanley knows the truth. There is no need to stop living your best life just because it’s medically necessary.

When you’re living your life as an office drone where there are almost no joys in the work experience, then it’s important to find those little joys anywhere you can, and, just like Stanley demonstrates here, it’s important to be ready when happiness comes.

7 “I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They’re always complaining. I have varicose veins, too. I have swollen ankles. I’m constantly hungry. Do you think my nipples don’t get sore too? Do you think I don’t need to know the fastest way to the hospital?”

Well, there’s a lot of information to unpack here… so maybe we should just throw away the entire suitcase. Stanley constantly being hungry, having swollen ankles, and needing emergency assistance on a fairly regular basis is the kind of information that the normal human mind can handle, but sore nipples? Why? How? What sort of dark pact with the devil would cause such a bizarre physical side effect?

It’s no surprise that Stanley hates pregnant people because he seems to hate people in general, but perhaps he could be a little more empathetic with them since he understands their physical experience so deeply.

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6 “You Are A Professional Idiot.”

Here’s a fun game to play, which employee of The Office is Stanley referring to when he said this classic Stanley quote? And question number two, does it even matter? If you guessed he was talking to Michael Scott, then you’d be right, but, realistically speaking, we all know that Stanley would say that to literally any person in the office.

Some people might ask themselves “well, then, if my boss is a professional idiot, then what does that make me?” However, no one would expect Stanley to delve into that kind of self-reflection, and he’s obviously content with just dragging everyone around him within an inch of their lives.

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5 “Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse.”

Now there’s a lifestyle choice that we can get behind. Stanley Hudson may show zero regard for other people, for the world in general, or for his own physical health and well being, but this life motto explains why he seems to surrender to his every crotchety impulse at all times.

The Office understandably focuses on the experiences of the characters while they’re occupying the Dunder Mifflin offices, but it’s moments like these that make us wish that they had shown maybe just a glimpse of Stanley’s life outside of work. It sounds like it would have been a pretty wild ride.

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4 “Newsflash: You are not special.”

If anyone was ever feeling too good about themselves, or even just feeling like an average person, they could always count on Stanley to cut them back down to size. Stanley is saying the harshest thing that comes into his mind pretty much every time he opens his mouth, and the fact that he’s so blase about it all makes him even more of a savage.

It must take a lot of self-confidence to spend a significant amount of time around someone like Stanley, and, if anyone who ever crossed Stanley’s path was hoping to hear a kind or encouraging word from him, disappointment would have been guaranteed.

3 “Do not care.”

Could three words sum up Stanley Hudson more than “do not care”? Well… yes, as you’ll see further on down the list. However, this is pretty peak Stanley too! There is not caring and then there is not caring, and if apathy had a mascot then it would likely be Stanley.

It seems like absolutely nothing can make him actually care about anything, and, even if the office was about to go up in flames, he would hardly look up from his crossword puzzle. Most people only wish they could be as apathetic as Stanley is, he is truly an icon of the I don’t give a damn ideology.

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2 “Boy Have You Lost Your Mind, Cause I’ll Help You Find It.”

Stanley doesn’t seem like the type of guy who is a fountain of witticisms, but when he was suddenly under the impression that Ryan was taking an overly-friendly interest in his underage daughter, he whipped out this classic Stanley line, along with a whole litany of dressing downs that scared the living daylights out of Ryan. It was honestly really nice to see.

Yes, Stanley screaming is absolutely terrifying, but, for most of Stanley’s tenure on The Office, it seemed like he literally could not even be paid to care about anything that was happening, so it was nice to see him get a little lively for once.

1 “Did I Stutter!?”

As one of the funniest side characters on The Office Stanley had plenty of iconic moments throughout the course of the series. But, if he will be remembered for one moment, it’s this one. Stanley barely tolerates Michael on the best of days, but when he was particularly not in the mood to deal with his antics he let out the classic “did I stutter?” In an interesting twist of events, after a long and awkward standoff throughout the episode, Stanley and Michael actually managed to come to some sort of a truce, and Stanley seemed content to treat Michael respectfully even if he doesn’t respect him.

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