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iwouldliketojumpoutthewindow · 19 hours ago

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Last night in DnD we tried to rescue these animals that had been illegally captured, which entailed our cleric chucking me (the rogue) into various cages to try and free them.

It also involved my rogue getting only twos and ones on checks to grapple, animal handle, intimidate, and eventually hide from a meerkat, and ended up with both of us screeching at each other from opposite sides of the cage.

We also found out what foxes say, and it’s incoherent screaming as long as my rogue is anywhere within twenty feet of it, because she once again couldn’t roll above a two on animal handling.

#dnd shenanigans #the npc rolled a nat 20 on animal handling and ended up saving me and our cleric from our awful rolls #dnd #may the forest be with you #meerkat #meerkat incident #I’m so glad the rest of the party didn’t witness this #they were fighting incubi 200 floors beneath us #broken up with scenes of a rogue frantically shoving a scorpion into her quiver and face planting as she tried to grapple a meerkat #we put the scorpion into a coffee pot afterward and it was thenceforth known as the coffeepot scorpion until its release #what does the fox say #dnd5e #dungeons and dragons

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