#they started using real names cuz the henchmen are unconscious btw

[lost-batarang]

Damian, meeting Two-Face on patrol: So, Dent. You're the one who father chooses?...

Two-Face:.....Who're you? Look, sorry Robin, but I'm not fucking your dad-

Damian: Tt. He could've done better than you, or any politician.

Two-Face: Politician?..eh?..What?

Damian: Truly pathetic.

Batman, swooping down and taking out Two-Face's henchmen as he lands: Apologies, Harvey.

Two-Face: Bruce?? Who is this sassy, lost child!? And why is he trying to fight me- I fought you called off your war-hounds, or robins- or bats, whatever you have.

Batman: Harvey, this is my son, Damian.

Damian: The son of Batman. Never the son of Dent.

Two-Face:...Yeah, cuz' I've been looking to adopt a violent, rude, brat. So this kid's like?? Another of yours?? How many do you have, Bruce?? How do you keep count of their birthdays?? And why are all of them vigilantes??

Batman: Alfred keeps count of their birthdays. I always know how many kids I have, Harv, call it father's intuition-

Damian: He just assumes whoever is in the manor or with him on patrol is someone he adopted. I have had to remove multiple children from the manor, who got lost on Halloween while wearing Robin costumes.