#they spend the afternoon testing if marc’s hip flexors are still bendy enough to put his legs behind his head in his mid thirties

[moonshynecybin]

to be honest vale is he is postponing the date of a reconciliation so much just because marc is still driving and can still beat his titles. I wouldn't be surprised if marc were to retire without passing vale's titles and vale went to him to wish him well on his retirement as if he hadn't spent the last decade of his life hating him

like the second he is sure that marc can no longer win the title he could easily be like "it wasn't that serious anyway"

marc loses the title to pedro acosta in 5 years and the second he does vale pops up at his door with eight condoms and a bottle of prosecco like. hello :)