#they should have played pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows in the background there

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spn 7x14, liveblog, collected posts (all 21 of them) or as i like to call it: No Cops At Pride Only Rainbow Fart Unicorn Killing Shitty Dads. Also @ spn stop it with the fatphobia you garbage show!

 Ohhh yes the creepy murder clowns

#and also glitter Sam!!! One is very good the other very bad

 But honestly? If this clown ran after me at night laughing like that? I would also be terrified

 For somebody who really hates germs, Dean just wipes his dirty hands on his own clothes too often

#youre just taking it with you wherever you go!

 The little kid looking down the stairs all creepily Oh No

 I love them acknowledging that it’s fucking creepy for an adult guy to just walk up to a little kid, like no, pls stop!

 The murderous unicorn is also very, very good!

#and then it just runs off farting rainbows

 Sam just got caught up in a funny craft store, all that glitter and such

#like that must be terrifying for him but it is truly funny to see him get beat on my clowns that are just having a great fucking time

 I love the countdown clock we get

 Sam’s face just morphing into One Fear meme the second Dean mentions Plucky

#Sam lying: no uh I don’t remember uhhh what are you talking about? Haha chucky? The murderous doll? Ahahah *sweats profusely*

 Jared must have had such a great time filming this

#like the way Sam is just so super tense

 The ball pit shark is so scary!

#also at some point I will make a collection on the: blood spraying against window/wall thing bc it Happens. So. Often.

 I love Dean calling out how creepy it is that he is a fully grown adult alone at Plucky’s

#if I saw this man hanging out near kids without having his own with him I would lure him away for execution away from innocent eyes

 Also the fact that this woman is just so nervous, like thinking the FBI’s after her and the first fucking thing she does is smoke weed? Like please do not do that

#i get so paranoid they’ll catch me when im high asdfghj

 Angry Investigator!Sam is so funny asdgh

#he just wants to get out of there

 Again supernatural with the fatphobia and the portrayal of fat kids as bad. Like that’s a theme. Like @ the writers we get it, a big kid used to pummel you, now stop with the good, pure uwu thin kid and the evil, rude, cheating, lazy fat kid

#eyeroll emoji

 Sam playing a hardass cop is so bad. Like my dude, this ain’t how it works and this also isn’t legal what you’re doing, now jeez please leave those poor dudes working minimum wage in a garbage job alone

 This dude has such nice hair

#like hes such a drug fan but hey

 I’m a fan of killing abusers, but killing a parent cause they suck and have one instance of being a jerk in a very stressful public place is not good

#like dude focus more on killing the actual horror parents pls

 “Right frigging now” ok this episode has some of the most interesting time stamps

 Creepy murder brother coming for someone who was traumatized as a kid is so rude.

#then he also dies really gruesomely #like that guy deserves better

 Sam all in glitter looks so good

#he also looks like a horde of craft people just ran him over #glue and just so much glitter all over that guy #he looks like he got in between some crafters and a 90% off section of all that good stuff #im the crafter btw