#they say the guy who wrote gulliver’s travels had menieres syndrome aka vestibular apparatus ruined by fever

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Me: read a wholesome g/t fic about HL being 8 feet tall

Me a minute later: yes and! Now make him 25 -no!- 100 feet tall, and reader was brought in for very dangerous sexwork, and and make it NC-17, and tongue action, and insane body warmth, and sitting astride an erection like giddyup and and and and and

where the fuck is my mind going when I have a fever, let’s not specify anything further lest someone on tumblr sees this and I out myself as a sick fuck.