#they regularly fake their death by sinking their own ship in areas they know they can walk along the bottom
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Cowboy Werewolf x Pirate Vampire
cowboys are to pirates what werewolves are to vampires
#i need this to be a thing now#like physically#CW basically acts like a border collie and instead of#mauling or attacking when transformed#they heard the cattle#their family is one giant pack who runs a giant farm together#VP is a very experienced sailor whose literally lived through multiple sailing revolutions#they regularly fake their death by sinking their own ship in areas they know they can walk along the bottom#they stick close to shore so they can get meals at ports#is not very up to date on what slang terms are or are not used anymore#but they know every thing you could ever know about sailing and famous sailors#throughout history because they sailed over and talked to them themselves#if sad check this tag#read again
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