#they really went off with this one. most fascinating female character pb has come up with recently tbh

[unusualshrimp]

Astrid Thorne character of all time. Her "abridged" list of exes has 12 people on it. she wears sunhats. she DID kill a guy but it wasn't even relevant to the plot. she casually confessed to first-degree murder across the table from a private detective. no one ever brought it up again. she made out with said detective in front of their respective dates. her job title is Professional Muse. one of her exes wrote an entire poetry book about her being sexy and murderous. she sees a struggling artist, goes "is anybody going to fix that" and DOES NOT wait for an answer. she completely reinvents her personality for every new date, makes them win a bunch of awards in a fit of productivity, and then immediately dips. she has complicated opinions about oysters. she's even bisexual