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[bluecheeseinmyoffwhites]

Hey do you remember when Bakugo gave Kirishima his jacket to wear

CUZ I SURE DO

[doomedideas]

Reasons you should vote for Potato2020!

(From a totally impartial, not at all biased third party. If you say otherwise? Lies and slander)

So! Elections are coming up, and you don’t know who to vote for? Well, there’s an excellent candidate that should definitely win! Here’s why! (Under the cut)

First of all, have you seen their campaign video? Watch it. Absolute perfection.

Here’s the link.

Now, to go over some of their policies:

bigots get attacked by wild animals

Do I even need to say anything? Bigots deserve the punishment, wild animals deserve the food, we deserve the entertainment.

say yes unless no

Great life policy here! Say yes to things, unless you want to say no to things!

we will make Penis Friday a national holiday

Who doesn’t want Penis Friday to be a national holiday, amiright?

everyone gets a brick, what you do with it is up to you

Give me a brick. I want a brick. Vote for them so I get to have a brick, please.

if you vote, you get an extra hour in the ball pit

Everybody loves an extra hour in the ball pit! Wait, dashcon? What’s that? What’re you talking abou- Okay let’s move on.

please dont pee in the ball pit please please please

Mhm yep.

baby you’re a different breed

arson is legal <3

Arson! We all enjoy a bit of arson from time to time. And it would be so much fun without all those pesky laws in the way!

hate crimes against georgenotfound are legal

I’m sure y’all will love this.

uhm…. cheesed to meet you?

Other Candidates

Best2020

Basic. Wooteena and Imgns already take up half the posts in mcytblr already. Who needs a reigning champion? There’s no story to made of their win, no epic tale to be told. Their most interesting policy is “fight god”, but all the other campaigns knew that they didn’t have to include that, that fighting god is an entry-level requirement. Why vote for the same old blogs when you can get new, fresh content with Potato2020? Let’s get a fucking legend outta this election, not another expected win!

Rice2020

Most of thier points are already covered by Potato2020! They’ve got maybe 2 unique policies. When asked about this, Corn said “I say no u because everyone is unoriginal.” This unoriginal retort only solidified the accusation. Sure, DristaSMP sounds fun, but we wouldn’t get the amount of revolution and drama and story and animatic potential that we get out of DreamSMP! Potato2020 wins purely on policies here, I don’t need to go into depth.

Tubtoe2020

This one’s policies are tempting. Pretty much “be gay, do crime” in a nutshell. However, candidates need to be dedicated. Tubtoe has to spend a lot of their time burying dogs and pretending to be Tubbo_. They will not have time to be a good leader. Potato2020 has already proven themselves to be good at managing their time.

Soot2020

Yeah they’re pretty fucking good. Great policies, great work ethic. However- One of the candidates is a stan, and even more importantly, there’s a severe lack of chaotic bastard energy. Only one policy includes chaos in any capacity. How can we, in good faith, elect a campaign missing a crucial connection to the Mcytblr community?

Worm2020

Supportive of continuing “catboy” genetic experiments, which have been labeled unethical by the scientific community as a whole. Also one of their running mates has literally nothing posted on their blog. Who are they. How can we vote for a non-existant candidate. How can I write about someone with no posts. Help I need to up the word count

Muffins2020

Very, very wholesome. The whole thing is very sweet. But they said they’ll outlaw fights and as such they cannot be allowed to win.

Gay2020

I can’t find their policies, sorry. Or at least I’m not going to spend 30 minutes looking. This is surprisingly time consuming. I have homework. Also, from one candidate, I see no recent mcyt posts. Minecraft? Yes. Mcyt? No.

Crimes2020

Okay so I’m looking at the blogs and I may have already covered these people. I’m not sure. This is a long post and I’m sleep deprived. The name is pretty cool.

Cookie2020

Very nice, very wholesome, said they’d allow violence if it was neccesary, but they also require a glass of milk before bed, and some people are lactose intolerant. I mean really, I might actually switch my vote to these people? They’re pretty much “wholesome but with a knife, just in case.”

Actually, wait. I forgot about this. Yeah, I’m sticking with Potato2020. Get out there and vote, y’all! Let’s make this election one to remember!

And one last thing. This election is for fun. Don’t hate on candidates. Don’t get mad about people winning. Don’t pull any of that bullshit. This post is meant to be some lighthearted fun for a campaign. If I see y’all seriously talking shit about people involved, I will call you out. Don’t be a fucking dick.