#they lament his departure for 2 minutes and then immediately start talking about how intense her eyes are or whatever idfk
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Everyone talks about Kon being jealous of jealous or Bernard being jealous of Kon but I think tim would be jealous of both of them bc I know Kon and Bernard would get along
#I don’t#but they’re so funny I think they’d be a great comedic duo#I think Bernard and Kon would simultaneously be completely chill and completely insane#just as likely to be playing just dance as they are to be uncovering government secrets#the secrets in questions are ones Bernard wants to prove. Kon knows they’re real but he’s treating the situation like a kid saying they saw#Santa. he is not gonna ruin the magic#tim tried to hang once and all they talked about was his hot stepmom#he left and refuses to be alone with the two of them#they lament his departure for 2 minutes and then immediately start talking about how intense her eyes are or whatever idfk#they have the best quips like genuinely#like I cannot stress enough that they’d be hilarious#I’m not funny enough to give an example but#they hang out on Tim’s boat while he’s not there but will leave when he shows up#Like as he’s unlocking the door it’s just ‘party’s over :(‘
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