#they haven't but kuukou says he has similar vibes with someone he must know and rei's sweating a little lol

[akkivee]

i know i'm late but i really wanted to do a sasara🔄kuukou body swap myself lol and because i’m extra, some some story points:

sasara in kuukou:

went out of his way to buy a wacky suit to wear but didn’t bother with any of kuukou’s piercings or light makeup lmao

and because of his backwards priorities, he used up what little allowance kuukou had on him and couldn’t afford a train to osaka to find him. fortunately, kuukou has only like four numbers on his phone and frequently messages two of them so he knew who to contact

hitoya and jyushi automatically know something is up based on the suit lmao

hitoya: there two things i like about that shitty monk (sasara: just two?? i know he’s a bit of a brat but he’s not that bad-) one: his presence is tolerable when he shuts up💢 and two: he actually has a decent taste in clothes. which you clearly do not

sasara reveals who he is and jyushi goes into fanboy mode lol

turns out sasara had tried to call his own number in hopes of reaching kuukou but kuukou didn’t pick up, and neither jyushi nor hitoya are surprised lol they know kuukou is fine just waiting this strange phenomenon out 

so all three hop on a train to osaka to find kuukou themselves

kuukou in sasara

kuukou put on the least flamboyant clothes in sasara’s closet that he could live with wearing lol

he still got mobbed by fans tho while out and about and wound up buying a hat and mask after absconding from the crowd

rosho and rei happened to be already together and bump into kuukou on the street

rosho tries to get kuukou’s attention by calling out to him, as sasara tho, so obviously he’s getting nowhere lol

rosho grabs kuukou by the shoulder and gets a death glare as a result. rei is kinda taken aback and rosho was shook to his core lol

kuukou: oh shit i couldn’t hear you calling me i had airpods in, my bad

kuukou pieces together that rosho and rei are sasara’s teammates tho because of this and demands food as he tells them what’s up lol

rosho is obviously disturbed by the body swap but rei knows what’s going on so he tells rosho not to worry about it. kuukou decides he likes rei’s attitude lol

rosho wonders how he can be so relaxed about this and kuukou just answers “the best way to deal with what the wind blows your way is to go with its flow”

rosho: why do i feel like whatever is coming from your mouth is mostly bullshit           kuukou *with sasara’s voice*: hyahahaha!!!!!!! you tell me man!!!!

here rosho receives a call from sasara asking where he is and if he’s found his body lol and dh and bat meet up where hitoya instantly knocks kuukou upside his head for being irresponsible lmao and cue bat and dh bonding 🤗