#they have the opportunity to bone someone at some point but deacons like “uhh actually you cant because. i have a bad feeling (jealous)”

[maspaz]

i made a joke about shroud being down with whitechapel charlie and i dont think its a joke anymore

charlie: i need a dirty boy to do some dirty, dirty work

shroud (sleep deprived, drunk, hasnt had game in two years): ...

shroud: oh my! well. im down to do anything once

shroud: where should we take this? when are you off the cock? i mean clock

charlie: jesus christ no i want you to kill people.

shroud: oh! i can do that i guess