#they gossip about why Lockwood is such a menace around the water cooler

[eudociacovert]

Headcanon: every time Lockwood squeezes through a legal loophole there's an angry call from a Very Important Person to a lawyer, and then a mad scramble to figure out if he actually obeyed the law or not. So now there's a gaggle of paralegals from Problem focused law firms that follow Lockwood and Co's exploits in the papers so they can feel forewarned/know when to call in sick to work