#they ffcuking LOVE birds
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accultant · 2 months ago
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☂ - An entry about a time your muse annoyed mine.
I do not "run funny" what the hells does that even mean !! stupid rogue doesn't know a thing he is too busy sulking in the shadows or nibbling on corpses well actually I think he prefers fresh blood BESIDE THE POINT . I DO NOT RUN FUNNY. do i? i might. how often do I run? i'm only used to running when my life is on the line and at that point i do not give a damn how i look i will at least still be ALIVE but i was not running for my life i simply saw a - I DO NOT HAVE A FUNNY RUN I RUN COMPLETELY NORMAL. MAYBE. goose. i saw a row of geese. goslings to be more specific. one goose and four goslings to be exact. they were about to reach the brush on the other side of the stream what was I SUPPOSED to do I wanted to see them okay so what if I walked a little faster jogged a bit okay so what if I broke into a sprint and nearly tripped into the water SO WHAT it was a very normal very regular looking sprint i wanted to see them I don't know the last time I saw baby geese. goslings. they looked very soft. fluffy. a bit funny looking too-HE SAID I RUN FUNNY. DAMN THAT VAMPIRE NEXT TIME I FIND A GOOSE I AM TRAINING IT TO PECK HIS EYES OUT AND SEE HOW MUCH HE LAUGHS ILL SEE JUST HOW HILARIOUS IT IS WHEN HE IS RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE [A small drawing of five birds follows this entry] 𓅭𓅭𓅭𓅭𓅭 <- a family?
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