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ashthemadwriter-archived · 2 years

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Hi! If you aren’t busy can I request Fyodor and Dazai with prompt 6? ( sfw )

also have a lovely summer and take good care of yourself whenever you can!

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs Pairings:Dazai X Fem!reader Genre:Fluff,Comedy,Angst Format:One Shot Warnings:a tiny bit of Nsfw content in the middle,but nothing too fancy,mentions of giving birth,mentions of women's private part,cursing,slight Angst maybe…? Word Count:778 A/n: ofc honey! tbh im a bit bruned down on Fyodor so I just went and wrote Dazai instead! hope you don't mind <3 this is not proofread,and English isn't my main language so sorry if theres any mistakes in the content below

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During the last nine month,Dazai has learned one thing: Pregnant women are scary. "Goddammit!it hurts!" you said,while pressing your husbands hand,gazing at your doctor who was sitting in front of you, with a furious look on your face. "Its ok Mrs.Dazai.just a few more pushes and the baby will come out" the doctor said,while looking at your vagina which was getting wide open, because of the contractions you were experiencing. "what do you mean,"the baby will come out"? am I some sort of gum machine to you?" "what?no…its just how it works" "I don't care about how it works! just hurry up and get him out of me already!" you said,getting angrier,which made your face even redder than it was before. the doctor didn't say anything,but you could easily read his mind through his annoying gaze. what a loving mother. Dazai exchanged a look between you two,and got closer to you. "honey,why are you arguing with your doctor?" "shut up you horny peace of meat! what kind of dumbass would get his wife pregnant on their wedding night?" well,Dazai did,obviously. you sent daggers towards him and then closed your eyes,letting the memory of that night surround you. you,in a long,fabulous dress,with a light make up on,your hair waved down,freely dancing in the wind,were the definition of one word. breathtaking. Dazai was literally dying.being your husband was one of the best things that could've ever happen to him,but he wanted more. he was greedy.for your love,your body,your amazing scent. and of course that made him lose his mind when the ceremony ended and you two became alone. you were going insane,from the pleasure he was giving you.he didn't even let you take a break,was on top of you all the time, thrusting into you while whispering sweet things into your ear that made your heart beat even faster,just like the first time you layed eyes on each other. "taking me so well,my pretty wife.you look like a real fucking saint,making me want to become a sinner" he breeded you and breeded you and breeded you, and the results is what youre witnessing at this moment. "honey,im here for you! just hang in there a bit more and it'll be over before you know it" well,easy for him to say.nothing alive was going to come out of his holes.

"hes almost here!push!" you gripped the mattress under you while starting to curse your husband that made you go through all this shit.you were still young,too young to get stuck with a baby and give up on your job,and your dreams. "I hate you Osamu!im going to ask Chuuya to murder you if I make it out of here alive!" Dazai nervously laughed and put his hand on your shoulder. "ok baby.come out of here alive and you can do whatever you want" "ugh! its…all your falt! oh my god its coming out of me!" the doctor carefully placed his hands under your baby boys body. "one last push ma'am and its over!" "aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh my goddddddd I swear to god Osamu im going to cut your dick off when I get out of here!" you were going blind.it felt weird,it felt painfull,it felt unfair, and all these negative feelings ended when you heard your son cry. he was here,in your doctors arms,crying as he was meeting this unfamiliar place for the first time,gasping at the strange feeling of breathing the air for the first time he was experiencing. he was red,a few drops of blood in his belly, he looked beautiful. and you were the one who gave birth to this beautiful angel. "Osamu…look at him!" you whispered,unaware of your eyes that were raining heavily while looking at your son. you were a mom now. Dazai smiled at the sight in front of him.he was a dad now,and things were about to change because of the arrival of this little angel to your life.he wanted to get better for you two, he will get better for you two. he placed a kiss on your forehead,getting a hold of your hand that was shaking from the experience you went through a few minutes ago. you didn't realize it,but you became a bit weak. "I know baby…I know.thank you for doing this,now get some rest, Im sure he doesn't want his mommy to become sick,right?"

reblogs are wildly appreciated <3

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silkscream · 2 years

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💌 talk about arvin babe. i know you wanna

I LOVE HIM i love southern gothic i love his bruised knuckles and how he smells like cigarettes. he’s like an ethel cain song come to life. my goddddDDD. it’s like i made him up myself.

he loves long drives because all he knows is dirt roads. he’s been tasting asphalt all his life, knows all too well how it feels to graze his knees on rubble while blood flows from his shins. he’s known it since before his daddy even died, back when things were okay and he still had his dog, too.

he hates small talk, coffee with too much sugar, cops, leather boots without the steel toe. he loves his gun, his pack of lucky strikes, the way the light falls on the lake at 7 pm in july, pecan pie, you.

he really fucking loves that look you give him when you’re in the passenger seat while stopped at a red light at 10 pm. your daddy would have a fit knowing you’re in a car with a boy this late at night, but he’s too busy getting drunk at the bar anyway. and you’ve got this little babydoll dress on with bell sleeves, scuffing up the dashboard with your red cowboy boots. arvin teases you, reaching forward to get you to stop, but he ends up grazing the taut skin of your bare thigh and you giggle. and his amber eyes are glazed over the whole length of you, streetlights casting a shadow of your long lashes over your cheekbones. and so he leans in, the lovesick motherfucker, until the car behind honks at him incessantly.

“it’s fuckin’ green, asshole!” a voice yells from behind, and arvin scoffs, licks his tongue over his teeth in a way that makes him flex his sharp jaw. you’d blossom right there next to him if you weren’t on the street.

he says nothing, steps on the gas as hard as he can as he cruises through the green light with a calloused middle finger out the window.

“you’re gonna get me in trouble, darlin’,” he smirks. he smacks your thigh lightly right under the hem of your dress. he doesn’t plan on pulling his hand away the whole ride home.

#asks #godofkisses #2k celebration #arvin russell x you #arvin russell x reader #arvin russell blurb #blurb #arvin russell smut #tom holland smut

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crimsonandcloverwrites · 3 years

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ok bhah ch11 my longest yeah boi ever

i’m literally... so excited I can’t even read it ok ok

oh no not the wedding invitations not this

i swear to god if we have to go through this wedding. knifeemoji

listen I have a fear that we’re gonna get the break up and the car accident same as canon dear god don’t put us through that either

no fears *literally everything that could make bhah more painful* several fears dot meme

god not the jamie invite. she cant even do it. another sign from god you are choosing to ignore

straight to Jamie’s house oh

lmao the red door I just worked out that’s a hill house reference from when I was wondering in like ch3(?) lol the inner workings of my dumbass brain never stop

��can we talk?” it’s happening what is happening

Dani was so tired of lying oh my god

my heart is literally beating so fast

alone in Jamie’s room bro wtf wtf

Jamie is just so soft and understanding always always aaaahhhhh

fuck she just wants out of this wedding so bad but she can’t even tell him

AAAHHH SHE KISSED HER OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING

fuck fgkjhdfkjgh this is not good oh no. Dani finally finally fucking doing something for herself and Jamie so aware that this cannot be happening like this right now

and yet both of them just falling into it anyway oh my goddddd

jesus christ jesus christ “Dani had half crawled into Jamie’s lap, kissing her with a fierce and fervent heat” I am on deaths door

god they’ve both wanted this for so so so so long I can’t believeeeeee

(i am so thrilled that y’all just went there right away btw)

“Please, just - I just want to feel how I’m supposed to.” oucchhhh Dani

god her just... knowing. after one kiss w Jamie that she can finally do it and talk to him and end it and it’s so terrifying but goddd yes

“You think I can ever say no to you?” oof

“Ask,” Jamie breathed. “Ask me.” fucking fuck the power of this line oh my god Jamie is so fucking ready to jump of a bridge for her it’s- the dedication the love the longing the everything I am going insane is it too early to start drinking at 1pm

you’re not you can’t NOT THE CANON DINER SCENE

fuck this is like watching a car crash i can’t look away it’s so fucking visceral and nerve-wracking and painful

but god I’m so proud of her for finally saying what she wants

oh thank fuck y’all didn’t take him out with a passing delivery truck

“You must have known. You know me.” oh god this sentiment always kills me

“She couldn’t say it — the words ‘I’m gay’ forever out of reach — so instead she said, “I can’t.”” my whole body is on fire oh my god this is.... too fucking real

jesus christ the near miss w the truck are u trying to kill me (i actually kind of love that Dani will have to deal w her feelings w him face to face instead of having to bury it all in grief like in canon I am so excited to see how y’all handle that)

a fucking HOUR in the car dfkjghdfkjh the torture

oh honey. literally both of them suffering so much ouch

her favourite saucepan pls this is all so awful and sad but that make me laugh so much the poor confused little duck I am glad she has her comforts

god poor Dani

"Is she here to cook something?" fgkjdhfkgjhfkjgdf

“No. I think you’re brave.” oh

“We’ll figure it out." listen listen I am undoubtedly losing my mind god this is soft

“She had spent so long being asked and not asking. Never asking. She never dared. To ask was to be known, to be made visible, words forging reality as surely as a smith’s hammer. And yet Jamie waited, letting Dani gather the courage herself.

"Can I -?" Dani said, "- stay?"” please fuck I am just so !!!!!!!! about Dani getting to know what she wants and having a fucking voice. just !!!!!!!!

“Jamie inviting her in” fucking just both of them finally getting some of that quiet courage w each other I am yelling so much

“Dani knew that it wasn't just her feeling this, that it had never just been her.” YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT BABEY

““But you do?” Dani asked. “Want to?”

Jamie’s answering laugh was brief and incredulous. “You have no idea.”” I AM: HOOTIN. AND: HOLLERIN

“I am here” hello? hello I am not coping I am on another plane of existence. DANI FINALLY FEELING SO PRESENT AND WHOLE IN THIS MOMENT

god they’re just holding each other i’m tearing up. Jamie is her home

Dani finally sleeping through the night ow my fucking heart

Mikey’s so chill about all of this sdkdhfdkj I love him

Jamie going out n buying her favourite jam... god the tenderness. love is stored in the strawberry jam and the hairdryer

hmmmmm her attraction to Jamie is so closely tied to a lot of really hard feelings this is gonna take a bit to work through huh???

aw Jamie going to Carson I am so happy she has her little band of gays to help her rn

I love that she can just kiss her now when she gets the urge like maybe chill out a lil just landing all these surprise kisses but like good for u girl. good for both of u

the warmth of the house hmmmmm I love that she’s found this esp because she is perpetually cold and Jamie is always warm but keeps it like that for the kid (and probably for Dani too) aaahhhh

cgjkdfhkjgh Dani is so thirsty poor Jamie trying to keep them in check. these moments are so fucking loaded holy shit

Dani Jamie and Mikey are the cuuutest lil family aw

god the tentativeness between them trying to figure this all out and the casual intimacy and just. all of it is so much and so beautiful to watch unfold

i love this little bubble inside Jamie’s house and Jamie kind of drawing the curtains around them both physically and metaphorically while she lets Dani figure things out and lets it settle between them

it’s all about the hands

oh my god Hannah instantly asking if she needs a place to stay she really is the best

soft little mornings with her Jamie like... once Dani finally defeats the ball of guilt in her chest there is so much goodness to look forward to and I am v glad she has that right now even as she is still struggling a bit. my girl needs all the sweetness in her life

also the idea of Jamie getting to wake up to sleeping Dani in her bed every morning after a lifetime of trying to repress her feelings... god

heh she’s already figuring out all the ways to push Jamie’s buttons god these two are going to have some fun w each other

this idea of learning the creaking floorboards of a new home is so... warm

Jamie leaving all the curtains drawn for her oh my heart keeping her safe keeping her safe

Nan would be so proud of ms Dani u know it’s true

awww Mikey comin home to keep her company

Mikey Dani time is always so sweet I love them

my god Dani n Jamie are so intense w each other and just so full of fucking desire... when those floodgates finally open will they even survive

oof Dani is dealing with soooo much ugh. Jamie always there with a gentle way to bring her back down to earth tho my hearrrtttt

“You’re allowed to be happy.” she is SHE IS ty Jamie Taylor voice of reason

a pinky promise to deal with everything together awwww

“why are you so good to me” “you know why” oh my goddddddd. that’s so soft that’s so gentle that’s so much love

Dani finding little bits in herself in media god i love this

Dani Mikey hours best hours

god Carson... sweet boy. And Judy sending over a whole bunch of food oof just. these quiet little reminders of their love for her. Dani’s about to go through a whole bunch more emotions huh?

fkjdfkjgfh Mikey going into protector mode when Carson is there pls i love hm

ohmy “our room” aaaaaaahhhhh

god Dani expecting him to be upset with her I am so fucking emotional. I relate far too much to Dani in canon and in this story and it’s just. painful as hell to see someone go through the things you know hurt the most holy shit

please Carson is so sweet and understanding and telling her he’s proud of her is making me cry so much I can barely see

this whole like.. uncomfortable but relief-filled kind of coming out between her and Carson is so so beautifully done I can’t stop fucking crying

“God, you two were agony to watch.” fglkdfgkjdfhkjgh Carson a voice of the people

“You deserve to be happy.” - Carson and also me and also everyone reading this

god he is so wonderful!!!!!! this reminder that she’s not alone and everything will be ok!!!!!!! Carson I love you so much

the box being described as “the beating heart of their childhood“ god the imagery

Jamie so sweetly making room for her and welcoming her into a home I am emotional again the tears have really been unlocked now I’m gonna be a mess the whole rest of this chapter (i say as if I haven’t been already)

the really sweet way Jamie gets her to open up and trust her with the things that have been on her mind

and Dani doing the same for her god this gentle honest space between them makes my heart feel so full I am just so happy that they’ve got each other

“I want you to stay.” please (also now I’m thinking about AE putting Stay on her Jamie playlist jesus christ I am being tortured)

they get... to wake up.... in bed together. i’m so close to crying again when will this stop

i kind of love there hasn’t really been any like... just no more kissing u know but we still get this insane intimacy between them in a way that’s not them shying away from the way they want each other but so carefuly and sweetly and honestly coming towards each other

awww them always waking up all tangled is so cuuute (also Dani feeling so safe and comfy with her that her subconscious is like lets latch on she is good she is home)

lmao Dani having to mediate between these two dweebs and their playfights is so good

Jamie having her lil family surrounding her aww

(also i just noticed the rating change oh god)

sfkjfhdg Jamie looking at her hips all dark eyes and wanting we’ve all been there girl

“you can look” BOLD DANI MY BELOVED

god these two........ the grabbing her silver chain god @ google how to breathe properly??????

“Then show me.” oh my god

fkgjhdfkj so much electricity they shorted out the power

“this is just as nice” when they’re just hugging please they are so soft

i love that there’s just like... gentle soft banter between them in these quiet moments so much

“Dani, give him more homework.” ghrfjkhjgkjgh

god the heated cheek kiss

this ‘game of chicken’ god they’re just.... really in it huh this is so fun

hmmm Dani going through the suitcases and sort of being able to bring some of herself/her past into this new place is so nice

heh this lil family and their snowfights are so cute

:( she can’t bring herself to eat Judy’s food

Jamie bringing her flowers oh soft

ugh they’re just so softly melting into being together it’s so sweeeeeeeet

“You’re lovely.” and the way Jamie just sinks into her with Dani’s fingers in her hair pleeease I am dying this is so warm

aaaahhhh they’re dancing soft soft soft

“gray eyes fluttered closed, as though the weight of Dani’s touch was too much to bear” god i am..... aaaahhhh

“a gentle calm settling within her. It had seemed that for all her life she had waited for the quiet of this” y’all this is so beautiful and lovely and wonderful and all the good things

ah that kiss. kinda feels like their first real kiss where they just get to be god I am so happy “a profound sense of finally” oh oh oh that’s such a pretty concept

god I love how much they just want each other that second kiss and them just all over each other is perfect and having to try and reel that in and being able to because they know it’s not going anywhere please it’s so so good

god Dani vs Desert Hearts I love this callback and the entirely different circumstances of her watching it again

dsjfhdkjfh oh no Dani losing her mind at Jamie touching her knee god these two have got the biggest storm coming

dfkdjhkgdjh god them like.... trying to take things slow but still letting things happen while having to be aware of Mikey is so funny but I kinda love it and how indicative it all is of them being so grown up and able to approach their relationship in such a mature way. as much as I wish they’d had their teenage love story I do like that it’s unfolding this way now.

“it struck Dani then that she couldn’t remember ever laughing while doing this.” aww

Mikey’s “oh gross” hahahaha poor kid

god this is so funny

“ferret kid” jamie why are u like this sfkjhdfkjf

oh lordt it seems we have reached the unabashedly horny phase good show ol’ chaps

god they’re still so soft tho this is so fun to read

i looove how flustered they both make each other w just their presence. it’s just so !!!!!!

lmao Dani knowing exactly what to do to drive Jamie insane is fdkgfdkjgh perfect amazing show stopping more neck kisses more teasing more barely restrained desire i love it

“the reckless rush of being in each other’s arms” AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

lmaooooo Mikey Jamie is going to lock you outside if u keep doing this

the fact it can just fade back to comfortable companionship too is like. ugh i love them together

“Yeah. You can touch me whenever you want.” oh jesus

“No more interruptions, no more waiting, no more holding back.” it’s happening god it’s happening everyone stay calm (also the slow build to this point has been so fucking perfect y’all are writerly geniuses)

lmao Dani is like please can we just get naked why do u want to watch a movie I am literally right here

oh she is not waiting anymore THAT’S MY GIRL GO GET EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER WANTED I LOVE YOU

“What do you want?” god the tension

aaaaahhhhh just. them being so out of their minds with want but still all nervous and wanting to check in but still just. wanting this so much god this is *chef’s kiss*

lmao Dani already having the hair pulling thing figured out is so good. poor Jamie lol is she even going to survive this

god the fact they’re both still fully clothed n still getting this fucked up just making out n grinding on each other I love this for them

mum just came in to tell me dinner is ready I AM ALREADY EATIN GOOD

lmao fuck I am just... so thrilled for Dani finally getting to experience this get ur whole world rocked baby u deserve this

thumb in her mouth i-

“my idiot” pls that’s so soft

“You have me.” i know this is like. horny but it’s also so romantic sfgkjhdfkjg

ayoooo Jamie’s tattoo excuse me while I lose my mind a lil bit

my god Dani is so impatient to get her naked I love her for it so much “I just want to feel you”... ma’am

Jamie being all nervous is so cute aw

god having this lil moment where they just call each other beautiful n get all cute about it while they’re fully naked n grinding on each other.... perfection

god I can’t stop thinking about every other mention of Dani having sex w Eddie and it just being like adequate or like her not letting him touch her and now LOOK AT MY BABY GO SHE’S REALLY HAVIN THE TIME OF HER LIFE LITERALLY BEGGING TO BE TOUCHED LET’S GO LESBIANS LET’S GO

I feel like I’m like cheering Jamie on rn sfjkghdfkj u guys need anything? some snacks? a condom?? ur doing great!!

Dani crying and thanking her like this is an acceptance speech love that for her

Jamie kissing all over her face aww

I can’t believe this whole chapter is them just getting to fall in love for real

“I want to taste you” i am blushing goddamn Jamie get it

oh my god the dream. she’s literally living out her dreams

“that same focused intensity that could make kingdoms fall” I love that Jamie is just as into getting Dani off as Dani is getting off lmao GOOD FOR THEM

Dani: desperately tryin to get Jamie off. Jamie: are u sure u want to tho??? miss ma’am let the girl touch u already she deserves it (but i do love that she’s always just like.... never wanting to make Dani do anything she doesn’t wholeheartedly want to)

“You sitting here on top of me like this is doing more for me than you can imagine.” iconic jamie moment

Jamie literally just like.... ‘you can do whatever you want to figure this out’ is so sweet I love her capacity for just. giving herself over to Dani in every way (not just the horny ones) to let her forge her own path

“It was easy to understand now, the exhilaration of it, why people went crazy for it.” god I love this for her so much everything just falling into place

they’re so soft n comfy together and it’s all just so right and lovely

i love that once they’ve started they basically can’t stop honestly get it girls u deserve all the orgasms

“When did you know?” “Sixteen years.” oof my heart she’s known the whole time aaahhhh. all these lil memories god it really was all out of love I could cry. and Jamie admitting the scarf/scar thing whew she really carried around that moment on her face for the whole world to see (also lol at Dani being so fixated on it this whole time that’s so perfect)

heh they’re so cute with their lil teasing banter exchange

lol goddamn this so so spicy I am just dfklghfjkdjghkjdf (that is to say well fucking done I can’t even speak rn)

Jamie just being like you could literally just look at me and I am turned on I... love this whole situation for her so much

god they’re really just going all in Dani is getting like the.... lesbian sex speed run amen

oh god not Karen on the phone just hang up Dani do it do it

god she is so evil

omg she told her abt Jamie go off Dani I am v v proud of u right now

and she hung up on her godbless babe i LOVE your audacity

heh Jamie so transfixed by Dani’s lil purple sweater and skirt I love her

Dani u are such a tease sfkgjdfkg good 4 u tbh

awwww she got Dani’s desk for her oh my god that’s so lovely

Dani n Jamie being entirely not subtle over dinner w their lingering glances and Carson just laughing at them fkjghdkfjgh i love it. he’s so happy for them even w his teasing aw

aaahhh i just love Jamie giving her this space and this room in the house and Dani feeling so right in it

oooh an almost “I love you” god they’re just fuckin u-haulin in love perfection huh

and now we’re back to horny hours love this for them. gotta bless that desk somehow huh!?

i love the mentions of all this soft stuff about belonging when they’re about to rail each other it really rounds it out emotionally

“Get on your knees.” OH MY GOD THE JAMIE ON HER KNEES REDEMPTION MOMENT IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING

HELL YEAH IT IS this is truly what we all deserve

oh my god literally ripping her clothes off her fuck i love how desperate they are for each other and just how into this they both are always

dfgkjdfh jesus Dani are u ever going to be able to get work done at this desk again after Jamie does.... all of this to u on it

“Good girl.” the single most powerful sentence in the lesbian language

jesus christ this is still so incredibly steamy sdflkhskhg it never ends. and them like.... experiementing a bit w some different um. approaches? lol good 4 them good 4 them (and us)

my god them instantly getting all soft after about making each other happy please they’re so dang cute

ok love that we are also getting Dani on her knees it’s equality.gif

this little “I like you” “I like you too” confession right now is... so fucking soft and like... after everything they’ve gone through they still have the power to kinda knock each other off their feet w lil things like this huh?? sappy lil shits

oh no Judy I am scared

holy shit Dani “Didn't think you'd love me anymore” owwww my heart

god Judy is such a good mama I love her so much. reassuring her she’s still a part of the family my god I am so emo. she loves her so much

aw I love this lil shared bathroom scene after so many awkward moments w Dani and Eddie in their bathroom and so many mentions of her fogged reflection. things are finally clear and it’s wonderful!!

lol Jamie well if u didn’t want Dani to get all horny u shouldn’t have worn suspenders!!!!! it’s simple math!

god Dani has changed so much this chapter which only takes place over a couple of weeks right?!?!? after so much anxiety and being so unsure of herself this is so fucking beautiful to see

stop the car thing oh my godddd. she doesn’t even care about having her own cause she’s so happy w the person she’s sharing with I’m so overwhelmingly happy

“You’re perfect.” please I will cry this chapter was so perfect (also so are the memes I cackled so much)

#bhah #lmao this is long as fuck #god this chapter was good I love everythng about it #we did it joe #lord what an experience

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tellywoodtrash · 4 years

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immj2 13.10.20 lb

askjdshkfjdhkfkjdhfkj vansh being told the number of things that went wrong in the 24ish hours he wasn't in this house of horrors and his face is like THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DON'T LEAVE YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES ALONE

lol, like i said in the firsttttttttt lb, vansh is taking this news realllllllll chill. he's not mad at riddhima at allllllllll for keeping all this from him.

saasuji, chachi, and aryan adding some shuddh desi ghee in this aag. can't blame them. riddhima IS a colossal pain in the ass.

lmao one more bomb thrown on vansh, ki sejal bhi kidnap hui hai aur yahin kahin hai. yaaaaaar, i never thought i'd feel this bad for Ghar Ka Bada Beta after shivaay, but this man is truly having to deal with The Most.

accusation after accusation thrown left and right, and vansh is literally like

man, idk why kabir does any of this devious planning and effort. with allllllll this dumbfuckery, it's just a matter of time before the raisinghanias go extinct from SHEER STUPIDITY. he should just bide his time and let them wipe themselves out. should take like, 3 months, tops.

VANSH HAS A BOMB OF HIS OWNNNNNNNNN: “SEJAL MERE PAAS HAI.” WHUT??!!?!?!?

lmao the panic on allllllllllll these fools' faces hearing that vansh has sejal. dadi and siya are the only oblivious and unbothered ones here.

hahahahahaha vansh turns around and sees YET another fucker who's out to test him and is like MOTHERF....... AB TU KAUN HAI BEYYYYY

vansh playing march 24th waale modiji and is like NONE OF YOU FUCKERS LEAVING THE HOUSE FROM NOW ON. NO ONE. EVER.

dang this growly vansh aint the smiley simp from the last 2-3 eps. i'm intrigued.

he promises everyyyyyything's gonna come out in a bit. yissssssssssssssss *grabs my popcorn from the rasoda*

vanshhhhhhhh OUT!

my queschun is ki does mishra know he's fully being made to shady shit by kabir or not!?!?!??!?

mishra not picking phone. he dedddddddddddd, lol. #RIPMishra

KABIR WTF DON'T BE PULLING THE DUDE'S WIFE AROUND LIKE THIS. OH GOD THEY'RE FULLY GONNA GET MURDERED TODAY.

ainvayi ka nakli fikar and some chugli against vansh.

REJECTED. honestly, she's really asking to be murdered, lol. sis, you can't be playing both parties like this.

lol kabir is meeeeeeee, so sick and tired of heterosexual ppl in love.

blah blah blah find out what he knows.

lmao everyoneeeeeeeeee is panickkkkkk.

WHY DOES HE KEEP TAKING HIS BLOODY MASK OFFFFFFFF

AND DESTROYING PROPERTY AND MAKING NOISE TO DRAW MORE ATTENTION TO THE ROOM. KABIR, SATYAAANAAASH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE SMART ONE HERE.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.

lolololololololololllllllll mummy ki haalat kharaab.

kabir using his half brain cell and not panicking out of control. good.

god bless this vapid praani. idhar sab ki hawa tight hai aur isko apni hairstyle ki padi hai. he's like an evil rudra from IB.

chachi is relatably stress-eating carbs. my most potent coping mechanism.

aryan is like, chillllllll this is mauke pe chauka type situation.

ASDLFKDSLKFJDLSKFJDLSJFLDSKJFL VANSH WHY ARE YOU LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HE LAMINATED IT AND EVERYTHING HAHAHAHAHHAHA GODDDDDDD I LOVE HIS PETTY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

chalo inn madam ki baari ab, phat ke haath mein aane ki.

helllllllllllllllo, sir. immediate aankhon ko thandak now that he changed out of that red suit.

damn, my aankhein not the only thing thandiiiiiii in this room. temp just dropped to -20 with how chilly he's being to her.

SIS HAS WIPED HER SWEATY UPPER LIP SO MANY TIMES KI FREEFUND KI MOOCHON KI WAXING HO GAYI HAI FRICTION SE. BEHEN POWDER THAT SHIT AND STOP TOUCHING IT; YOU'RE GIVING THE WHOLE GAME AWAY. JESUS. ISKO SPY BANAAKE BHEJA HAI?!?!?! ISKO?????? 🤦🏽‍��️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

lol does he look like he gives a rat’s ass about sejal and your ramkathaa??????

DUDE STOP RAMBLING. JESUS. YOU'RE SOFA KING BAD AT THIS.

speaking of bad sofas, wth is up with the RIDICULOUSLY high backed chairs in this house, they look fucking insane.

vansh willing her to STFU with his eyes is honestly me.

“maine apni pasand badal li, riddhima.” yiiiiiiiiikes. he's not just talking about cologne, is he???

but also, you deserve much better than this twit, so good for you, my man. you deserve to be with someone who at least has six (6) brain cells.

dhat tere ki. he still seems into her. bloody heterosexuality. hum sabko le doobegi.

“itni nervous kyun ho tum aaj?”

NERVOUSNESS JAAYE BHAAD MEIN; I WOULD FUCKING NEVER LET ANYONE TOUCH MY FACE WITH THEIR BLOODY HANDKERCHIEF EXCUSE ME SIR THIS SKIN TAKES A LOT OF MAINTENANCE I CANNOT HAVE YOU DABBING AT IT WITH YOUR FILTHY POCKET CLOTH AND RISKING BREAKOUTS I MUST INSIST YOU REASSURE AND COMFORT ME FROM 2 FEET AWAY THANK YOU

riddhima trying valiantly to bluff her way through this conversation but vansh is like me on online shopping sites after filling my cart full of stuff: NOT BUYING IT.

literally me any time someone touches my face. internally screaming and thinking about how i’ll have to go dab tea tree oil all over to preemptively stop a breakout.

uhhhhhhhhhhh, she didn't say anything about wanting to know what sejal said to you????? mind-reading is very rude and an invasion of privacy, vansh!!!!!

4 pm, kab bajenge bloody 4, out with it alreadyyyyyyyyy.

lol that tinnnnnnnnny smirk of his as he leaves.

no but forreal, imagine living with this dramaticass man who promises big shows at a given time, like honestly i would be so fucking annoyed. at least shivaay never planned his big living room all-family conferences and made ppl WAITTTTTTTTT for it.

mummy is like kabir plsssssssssssss gtfo.

riddhima is useless as ever and has no info. big surprise.

AEDKLSJFLDSKJLFSKJFLKSDJL HE SNUCK UP ON HER

mummy always been knowing that riddhima is a fucking nikammi.

ok notttttttttt cooool my man. phone is private shit.

off kardiya shaaaani ne.

lol kiskoooooooo pappu bana rahi ho behen, this man knows everyyyyyyyyything.

was that HIS phone he just picked up and left? usmein recording kar raha tha toh??????

honestly can you even blame vansh for being such a shakki shakeel, his house is filllllllllled with fucking snakes.

THIS FOOL JUST BE WALKING AROUND USING ALL THE MAIN DOORS AND SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MANNNNNNNNN

asjdkasjdkajshkdsj and the prize for most valiant effort at hide and seek goes to.................

peripheral vision naam ki bhi koi cheez hoti hai, bhai. use karle.

4 BAJ GAYE LEKIN PARTY ABHI BAAKI HAI, ABHI TOH PARTY SHURU HUI HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🥳🥳🥳

hahahahahhahahaha what the fuck his ass actually has a fulllllllllblown sirens blowing at 4 pm. like not a small tinkly alarm too, this is like those sirens they have blaring at big factories and shit.

riddhima dressed in that promo waali sari where nothing good happens so............ good luck sis.

(but also this is the sari anika wore when they fucked in laal ishq so maybeeeeeeeeee good times are incoming???)

HE ACTUALLY TURNED AROUND AND TOOK HIS PLACE, FOR MAXIMUMMMMMMM EFFECT. THIS MAN AND HIS FLAIR FOR THE DRAMATIC. I LOVE IT.

“yeh sab kya ho raha hai vansh??”

“chaar baj gaye, dadi.”

yes. totally a satisfactory explanation for this shit. thanks vansh. but you COULD have mentioned in your notes ki 4 baje ko jo hona tha, was a scheduled fire drill.

ANY HIGH TENSION SITUATION MAKES ME WANNA PEE REAL BAD, AND GIRLS, MY BLADDER IS REAL HURTY RN.

also lord, this one’s base makeup is too yellow toned too. just look at the contrast between his face and his ear.

askdlajlkdjlasjdlasjlkj he sat right on THAT table.

“toh bataao mujhe: kya hua, kyun hua, aur kaise hua.”

.............. like.... who are you talking to? and what exactly are you referring to? you want me to like start from the big bang and the creation of the universe and evolution and all that jazz, ya like, from this morning when i woke up?

(it’s stupid shit like this i would ask that would get me fully murdered in a sitch like this. damn my smartassery, it’s gonna get me killed.)

lol aryan is up first. we love to see it. OUT WITH IT, YOU WEASELLY LITTLE SHIT.

noooooooooooooo, he didn't even let him properly stew and sweat over it. ouff vansh, kuch toh dramatic pause dete.

“afwaa phaili hai ki meri nazar baaz se tez hai..........”

why all the guys on colors these days gotta be baaz and cheel and god knows what else?!?!!?

OH DAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL HE DID USE HIS PERIPHERAL VISION AFTER ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GOOOOOOD JOBBBBBBBBB VANSHHHHHHHHHHH

KABIR TU TOH GAYAAAAAAAAAA #RIPKABIR

akjsadkjhskjdhkjskask ngl i am fucking thrilled by this development

riddhima and mummy having simultaneous heart attacks though. lol idc, die bitches.

lmao kabir looking reallllllllllll ulta-chor-kotwaal-ko-daante for someone who got caught hiding inside a table.

DANG, I ACTUALLY CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEXT EP????????? SHIT. THIS STUPID SHOW HOOKED ME IN SOOOOOOOOO EASY. 😫😫😫

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs

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harryfeatgaga · 4 years

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Waking up on the couch in the late evening, it's dark outside and you've got a wooly blanket covering you that wasn't there when you fell asleep, harry is sitting next to where your head is and he's playing with your hair, he's sitting watching tv with a glass of red wine on the small table with a bowl of popcorn too. He notices that you've woken up so he kisses your forehead, you sit up a bit - still tired - and then you rest your head to his shoulder and he puts his head on top of yours

OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDD 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 PLEASEEEEE THESE CONCEPTS HAVE KILLED ME THEY ARE SO SOFT I LOVE THEM 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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kurooskitten · 5 years

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All Eyes on Me. [Kuroo Tetsurou]

A/N: i got inspiration for this while finishing my biochem hw packet 😗 and like, kuroo’s canonically really good at biochemistry so it works out

Summary: Kuroo sees you need a little more encouragement to get your work done.

18+ content ahead!

“Stressed” was an understatement.

You felt like you were being completely and utterly destroyed by your classes at the moment, and the fact that you had procrastinated so much on your biochemistry homework packet and didn’t pay much attention in class didn’t help either.

You had answered everything that you could with your note packet you had gotten in class, but as for anything the packet didn’t mention? You were stumped. Swamped.

As a last resort, you called your boyfriend.

“Yoww!” The greeting that could’ve usually made you giggle elicited no reaction from you.

“Hey, Kuroo? Can you come over?”

You hear shuffling on the other end of the line.

“Uhhh, practice just finished up. I can head over after everything’s taken care of back here if you’d like.”

You sighed in relief. “Please. I really need your help with this damned biochem homework.”

He chuckled. You were positive he was grinning on the other end. “Oh? Is my Kitten having trouble in class?”

You groan, sliding your hand down your face. “Oh, put a lid on it. I have other classes I’ve been worrying about, you know. Not everybody just ‘gets it’ like you do.”

“I’m only teasing you.” You hear more shuffling and a sigh escape from his lips. “Alright, you big baby, I’m on my way. Don’t give up till I get there, alright? I’m not doing the whole thing for you.”

“I know, I know. Just— hurry up, okay?”

He chuckled. “Alright. See you in a few. I love you.”

“I love you, too. See you soon.”

With that, the call came to an end, with you resting your head on your arms; a sound of distress escaping from your lips.

“Oh my goddddddd!”

——

If you were being completely honest, by the time the door bell rang, you’d only gotten about 5 more questions done.

‘It’s been half an hour and I barely scratched the surface!’ You groaned internally and dragged yourself to the door, looking up exasperatedly at your amber-eyed boyfriend.

“Who pissed in your cheerios?”

“The fucking science teacher.”

He let out a hardy laugh at your retort as he followed behind you back to where you set up shop in your living room; your textbook opened with others stacked beside it, your folder, an open notebook with a pen on it, highlighters, and the thick, 5 page packet you were currently working out of.

“At least you’re organized.”

You scoff and sat down next to the coffee table where you were seated, Kuroo sitting next to you and taking out his own supplies.

The tomcat was a lot more organized than people would give him credit for. His handwriting was neat and pleasing to the eye, his books were color coded, and he never forgot a single material needed to complete his work that night. His set up was much more minimalistic than yours, but contained the essentials nonetheless.

“I will never be able to get over how nice your handwriting is, Tetsu.”

He chuckled, grinning at you. “Stop gawking and get to work, you fiend.”

You huffed and turned to your packet, but couldn’t find the motivation or will to even pick the damn thing up. You could feel Kuroo's eyes flicker from the packet to your face multiple times before he sighed and shifted where he sat.

"You're gonna need some motivation, aren't you Kitten?"

You felt your cheeks heat up at the pet name he gave you, setting your face in your hands in an attempt to cool off your warming face. "I have no motivation to work right now, Tetsurou."

In response, he grinned. "How about we play a game, hm?"

You raise an eyebrow.

Kuroo says nothing, but instead pulls you to sit between his legs where his arms quickly found themselves around your waist and his face in the crook of your neck. You let out a little squeak as his breath tickled the shell of your ear when he spoke.

“For every question you answer, I’ll reward you.”

One of his hands leaves the clasp of his other that sat at your waist to slip underneath your t-shirt and rub the skin that it hid. You felt yourself swallow a lump that was forming in your throat. “And if I get it wrong?”

“Doesn’t matter. We’ll go through and correct them later. For now, all that matters is that you start writing, Kitten.”

You nod shakily and inhale deeply to calm your nerves before sliding your packet over and grabbing your pen.

“What are the four types of organic compounds?”

‘Oh,’ you thought. ‘This is easy!’

As you wrote down your answer you couldn’t help but think of how much Kuroo’s presence (and his proposition) both motivated and calmed your nerves. ‘Boom. Carbohydrates, lipids, nucleus acids, and proteins.’

“Nicely done, Kitten.”

You feel the hand that had slipped underneath the edge of your top slide higher up, tracing where the underwire of your bra met your skin. The lips that were hovering above your ear began placing soft kisses in a trail all the way from behind it to the dip in your shoulder.

You felt yourself instinctively fall back into his touch, your head rolling to the side to give him more room to work, but he just chuckled against your skin and went to whisper in your ear again.

“Nuh-uh-uh, Kitten. You have to work.”

You let out a frustrated huff (which was borderline a whine) and attempt to collect yourself. ‘Okay,’ you thought. ‘’Explain the differences between a monosaccharide, disaccharide, and polysaccharide sugar.’’

You smiled slightly. You’ve seen all this material before. This was more review than anything. Why were you so stressed before?

You wrote down your answer.

‘Monosaccharides all have the formula C12H22O6 and a single ring structure. Disaccharides are double sugars with the formula C12H22O11. Polysaccharides are formed out of three or more simple sugar units.’

You feel yourself smile once again, however, it’s short lived as your boyfriend hums against your neck and begins groping your breast through the fabric of your bra. The hand that held you still in his lap abandoned its idle state to pop open the buttons of your jeans.

“Hahh ..”

“Get back to work, Kitten.”

You muster the best nod you can, and read the next quest from behind lidded eyes. “Explain two factors that can denature enzymes.”

You try to open your eyes wider so you don’t mess up writing. ‘Extreme pH values and extremely high temperatures.’

Kuroo doesn’t make a noise of approval this time, but instead slips his hand into your panties, rubbing circles onto your clit.

You find yourself gripping at his arm for support (even though you’re sitting down, laying against his built figure), as if letting go meant certain death.

His other hand busies itself with undoing your bra clasp, sliding the cups underneath your breasts and pinching your nipples.

“Oh my god—“

He licks a long stripe from the juncture of your neck to the middle of your ear, biting down on the cartilage.

“One more, babygirl. All I want is one more.”

You could feel your face flush an even deeper shade of red at his words and the feeling of his own arousal pressing against your back. You struggled to form your next words.

“I— I can’t, fuck-“

The sound he lets out at your whine is scarily similar to that of a cat purring. “I know you can. C’mon. One. More.”

As some extra encouragement, he speeds up his fingers on your clit, adding an extra to slide down and push at your entrance ever-so-slightly.

You inhale shakily, and grip your pen with a deathly tight grip, hoping it will keep you from dropping it mid-sentence. You knew Kuroo would stop if you didn’t give him one more answer, and you wouldn’t let that happen.

You could barely make out the question on the paper. “List the major functions of proteins in the body.”

‘Easy enough,’ you thought to yourself, your very own thoughts barely coherent as your mind fogged up with pleasure like a mirror in a bathroom when the shower was running.

‘Growth, repair, energy formation, and to act as a buffer to help keep the body’s pH constant.’

You felt Kuroo grin against your neck one more as he muttered a good job and pushed the lingering finger into you, slowly pumping itself in and out of your body. You whine quietly at the feeling, knowing that last question you answered was your ticket to bliss.

“Take off your shirt for me, baby.”

You sit up slightly, trying not to dislodge the finger inside of you and shed your shirt; tossing it haphazardly to some forgotten corner of the room. Your bra soon follows, sliding the straps off your shoulders to bare your chest to your lover.

He gently gropes your mounds before sliding that calloused hand up your chest to grip your jaw softly, turning your face to his. He stares into your eyes for a moment, those amber eyes now molten pools of gold— both glazed and brimming with lust and desire.

He lowers his face to yours, kissing your lips hungrily as his ministrations on both your breasts and clit become quicker. The finger inside your walls becomes more accurate, and you can’t help but spreading your legs more in a way to let your boyfriend reach further inside of you.

All of your cries and moans were swallowed eagerly by the raven haired tomcat of a boy who was intent on kissing and biting your lips swollen and raw. He neglected his own erection to reward you for you hard work— your own satisfaction more important than his own.

A second finger was added, stretching you out deliciously as you clenched around it in earnest. You pulled away from Kuroo to let out an embarrassingly loud moan, and he just grinned that cheshire grin of his before taking to your neck to leave a large hickey where no one would be able to see but you and him.

Your pants grew labored and your moans increased in volume as Kuroo carried you towards release, shutting your eyes and letting the tingly sensation of the build up envelope your body.

Kuroo pulled away from your neck to growl into your ear huskily.

“Go on, cum for me, Kitten. Cum on my hand. I know you want, too. You deserve it.”

You found yourself gripping his arm a little tighter this time around, your nails digging crescent moons into his bicep as you bit your puffy and red lips to try to stifle the noise, the effort ultimately failing as your jaw dropped open to let the noise of pleasure out from the depths of your throat.

“Look at me, Kitten. Let me see your face.”

You turned your head best you could as your eyes fluttered shut, although you were able to catch the predatory look that lingered in his eyes. You heard Kuroo groan as you spasmed around his fingers— your moan catching in your throat and turning into a broken whine. He never let up in the motion of his hand while you came, determined to help you ride out your high to the fullest.

When you finally stopped squirming in his grasp, he pulled his fingers out from your panties and removed his hand from your swollen breasts. You opened your eyes to meet your boyfriend’s who quickly slipped the digits still covered in your slick into his mouth, keeping eye contact all the while. You felt yourself involuntarily whining at the sight and he just chuckled.

“Now, how about we get you cleaned up and then finish this packet, yeah? I think you’re motivated enough now.”

You can’t help but roll your eyes at him. God, did you love this man.

#haikyuu!!#kuroo tetsurou #haikyuu kuroo #not sfw #writing

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kbbey · 6 years

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4X10/11: HOLY SHIT IVE NEVER WITNESSED ANYTHING BETTER THAN THIS IN MY WHOLE LIFE

15 seconds in and this is already the most dramatic episode

STOP WITH ALL THE FLASHBACKS IT HURTS TOO FUCKING MUCH

OH MY GOD ATHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YESSSSS

OMG THATS HIS GREAT GRANDMOTHER I FORGOT THIS IS SO WILD

team splinter look so sadddddd :( sad cassie is on a whole other level

anytime sad cassie gives cole that look my heart DROPS

“the one is worth all the rest” FUCKING STOP CASSIE FUCKKKKKK

omg she’s falling apart

CASSIE IS FUCKING FUMING AND I CAN RELATE

COME ON CASSIE RED FOREST LETS GO HUN

DONT FUCKING FLASHBACK CASSEROLE OKAY JUST DONT FUCKING GO THERE

what is future asshole forgets to do something and fucks the timeline hahahahaha

time travel is one big choose your own adventure game isn’t it

LET CASSEROLE LIVE ON A LITTLE ISLAND FOR 3 AND A HALF YEARS WHILE YA FIX YA MACHINE PLEASE

“we got work to do” i dont really wanna do the work today (if you know, you know)

HHAHHAHAHHA HE HASNT HAD A PLAN BEFORE

fucking hell casserole banter is the BEST

casserole banter SPINOFF SERIES FUCKING HELL 12 MONKEYS COMEDY SERIES DO IT

ARE THEY GONNA GO GET RAMSEY? YOURE FUCKING JOKKING

ITS GONNA BE A BIG FUCK OFF REUNION

BRING ELIZA BACK SHE KNOWS WHAT UP

ahahahah the end of the world and they having a little bitch fight

ramsey is still kind of a snake

SUP BRO

SHES HIS GRAMMY HAHHAHHAHA

OLIVIA YOU GOT A BIG STORM COMING AND IT AINT YA RED SKIES HOE

OMG STOP COLE YOU HAVE TO PROPOSE TO CASSIE

IM GOING TO BE FUCKING MAD IF HE DOESNT

OMFG STOP THE KEYS

omg hes going to rpospose fuck OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDD

YEAH HIGH TEA FOR THE WIN

jennifer still being jennifer in that house is the greatest

AHHAHAHAHHA A LITTLE PENIS MAN AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA IS THAT BECAUSE YOUR SUCK A DICK AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH

FUCK JONES YOURE GONNA HAVE TO DO THE CASSIE BITCH SLAP ON DEMON JENN

ive never seen ramsey more stressed than choosing his death song

IS THIS IS CASSIE X JENN TEAM UP I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR??

none of those bullets hit the caR??????

Coles speech to Ramsey be like: We are outgunned (WHAT??) Outmanned (WHATT?) Outnumbered Outplanned (Hamilton reference)

Murderous cassie is so fucking cool

OLD JENNN YES BITCH

the fact that olivia has that audio system and wasn’t using it is the reason she is evil and miserable

SNEAKY DEACY BACK AGAIN FOR MORE

they better have a big family whiskey sour moment at the end

HAHAHAHHAHA THAT DEACON/JENN SEAT/RANT CHANGE

DONT FUCKING TOUCH CASSIE OLIVIA THATS MY LINE

THATS THE BEST FUCKING FIGHT SCENE IVE EVER SEEN

FUCK HER UP CASSIE

oh shit

OH SHIT

CASSIE

YO THE FUCK WAS THAT WITH OLIVIA CORPSE

oh my god cassie DO IT

ThOse aRe COnvIniEntlY pLaCEd rOckS

omg i love that shot of casserole on the podium

omfg olivia gets best death

all the goodbyes are killing me APPLAUDING JENNIFER STOP

KEEP THE FUCKING WATCH COLE

“i was already in love with you” NOOOOOOOO

i hate this so fucking much i do not want this

FUCKING NO JONES

omfg cassie remembers

OMG JENN DID HER UNICORN AHHAHAHHAHA

lasky and adler STOP

GEOFF SCOVELL YES BOYYYYYY

OH MY GOD WOW JONES WAS MADE TO LIVE THAT RICH LIFE

HANNAHS THERE OMG

OMG EVERYTHING FUCKING STOP

CASSIE BOUGHT THE FUCKING HOUSE

COLE IS AT THE KEYS

JONES PROGRAMMED IT IN FUCK OFFFFF

IS CASSIE THERE???????

OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS PERFECT OMFG

I GOT MY FUCKING LOST REUNION ENDING IM SO FUCKING HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

CASSSSEROLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK OFF

I NEVER EXPECTED ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE TO HOW GOOD THIS WAS

#OH MY FUCKING GOD #I FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE WITNESSED THIS #I ACTUALLY DONT KNOW WHAT THE REST OF THE WORLD IS DOING #WATCH 12 MONKEYS FOR FUCK SAKES #12 MONKEYS #THOUGHTS #MINE #.txt #unprofessional review

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kyunsies · 3 years

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MÄDCH I’M GOING TO CRY ORANGE KIHYUN MY BELOVED!!!!! I saw his post about his new hair color and mayhap freaked out a little bit, I missed the orange so much 😭😭😭 (I think i might be more of a kibebe than a kyunbebe at this point 🙈🙈) Also you’re not a bad monbebe for not doing something big for minhyuk’s birthday, obviously your school is very important! I think even mx themselves would say that you should focus on your schoolwork and not stress yourself out by trying to do too much. If you do make something small then that’s good, and even if you do nothing at all that’s still fine!! I personally have no artistic skills whatsoever, so I tend to celebrate idol bdays in a pretty low-key way. I’m glad that you think your exam today went well, and I’m sure you’ll do great on your one tomorrow too! I personally have three exams and a paper this week (first exam is tomorrow 😰) so I’m praying that those all go well… Hope you have a really great day tomorrow angel!!

-💜💜💜

BAAAAABE HIIIIIII 💖💖💖💖💖💖 PLS I SAW IT AND DID A DOUBLE TAKE I WAS LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME DJDJJD !!!!!!!! thought we’d never see red/orange hair ki every again 😭 also hhh i full support being a kibebe at this time he really is just the best boy ever ….. 🥺 !!!!!

but oh gosh love …… really needed to hear that ;____; i think i feel really guilty bc he was the only member i couldn’t do a birthday creation for last year as well bc his bday is always in the thick of the busiest time for me at uni :(((( i just want to make something nice but kiterally i really don’t think it’s possible for me at this point but i’ll try my best 🥺 thank you for saying that tho hun, it’s really comforting to hear <3

and thank you about my exam angel !! i just got my score back and i got a 91% !!! it feels good to do well 🥺 and goddddddd angel you have such a big week ahead of you 😭 i hope you are able to study well and finish that paper in a timely manner …. ahh we’re so close to the finish line hun !!! just take everything day by day, if anyone can do it, it’s you okay? LOVE YOU THE MOST 💓💗💖💘💞💕

#asks #💜 anon #good luck my love !!! everything will be okay <3

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hanasaku-shijin · 7 years

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It has come... the LWA finale....

guys i dont want it to end im

IF I NEVER EATCH THE FINALE LWA IS TECHNICALLY NEVER OVER FOR ME WHAT IF I JUST

NEVER WATCH THE FINALE UNTIL IM ON MY DEATHBED

i saw before but i’ll say it again NO THEMSE SONG IN THE BEGINNING CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING

IT’S

COMING IN THE END

BUT WHICH SONG

CUZ MIND CONDUCTOR WOULD BE RAD BUT BOOOII

IF IT’S SHINY RAY, THE SONG THAT STARTED US OFF 5 MONTHS AGO

IM GONNA BREAK DOWN

who am i kidding im gonna cry anyway

HERE WE GO HHEEEERE WE FUCKING GOOOOO

old men ew bye

bruh

BRUH IM GOING BACK TO WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE HATRED NEEDING TO BE OVERPOWERED BY LOVE/HAPPINESS

BOOOOOII I SWEAR TO GOD

JASNA

PLEASE

OHHH CANT CATCH IN ON YOUR BROOMS MAYBE BUT I FUCKING

HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT BROOM CAN REACH IT AND OH MY FUKCING GOD PLEEEEEAAAASSEEE

THAT WOULD BE

THE ULTIMATE BEST THING

UM HI DIANA WAS THE FIRST PERSON SO VOICE SUPPORT FOR AKKO INSTEAD OF DOUBT

EXCUUUUUSE ME IM FUCKING EMO

UUUHHHMMM

OOHHHH

MY GOD

AKKO AND DIANA

ARE GONNA

RIDE

SHINEY VOLLEY

A G A I N

OH MY FUCKING LORD IN HEAVEN IM

GONNA STROKE IM HAVING AN ACTUAL STR O KE

WE GET IT

A SECOND TIME IM

HOOOO MY GODDDDDDDDD

OOOHH MY HODDDODD

ALSO THE WAY AKKO SAYS EVERYONE’S NAMES BUT!! DIANA’S!! SHE SAYS WITH SUCH RELIEF!!! BITCH IM FUCKING CRYING

THIS IS

REALLY HAPPENING

IM GONNA

CHAROIX SHOULDER TOUCH

//HUFFS IM

FUCK

LORD

THAT SHOT OF THEM ALL CONSTRUCTING THE GIANT BROOM

AKKO AND DIANA TALKING TOGETHER WITH ONLY EACH OTHER

CROIX AND CONSTANZE BEING TECH TOGETHER

O H

MY G

FCK GUC

OH MY GOD

THE

THE W HITE

ROBE S

THE CHARIOT HATS

THE

THEEHE HT OUTFITS IM

IIMMM

OHH MY HOFD DOD OHOG DKOHNG FB SKBFKDHB KVLRIGZGSK.SFBJD

IM SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO CRY

THIS VERYS ECOND

OH MY GODD LOOK AT THEM!!!!

MY GIRLS!!!!

IM GONNA

I NEED A MINUTE IM FUCK

OH NOOO

I CANT DO THIS YOU GUYS I CANT

MY GOD

LOOK AT THEM

ALL CHANTING TOGETHER

DIANA AT THE HEAD OF THE PACK

NO WONDER SHE FLEW SO DETERMINEDLY IN THE OPENING THEME SONG ALL THIS TIME

LOOK AT THEM GOOOOOO

I AM THE

MOST

SHOOK

EVER IM

IM FUCKING

HOLY SHIT

CROIX TELLING IT LIKE IT IS

FAILURES AS TEACHERS LMAO U BET BUT DONT DOUBT THEM DAMMIT

A BELIEVING HEART IS YOUR MAGIC CROIX COME ON SAY IT CHARIOT SAYY IIITT

SOMEONE’D BETTER SAY IT

OH YM GOD

LOTTE USED A FAERY!!! FINALLY!!

JASNA THE ANCHOR THE BOOST

THEY JUST GONNA FALL OFF LIKE ROCKET BOOSTERS

PUSHING EACH OTHER UP HIGHER

OH FUCKING SHIT

THIS MEANS SUCYS GONNA PAT LOTTE IM

NOT READY

FOR THIS

ALL OF THIS

SHE OPENED HER EYES

FUCK

THEY ALL HAVE THEIR OWN WAYS OF HELPING TO BOOST THE OTHERS

pff that random lady in the crowd was Hannah’s va just sayin

okay bet andrew is helping somehow yes wonderful ANYWAY

BACK TO MY GIRLS PLS

old men GO AWAAYYY

AAHHHH

LOTTE AND SUCY

COMBO

AND DID THE THING

AND HEY LOOK NOW THE BOYS ARE LIKE ‘WITCHES ARE COOL’

ahem akko just a suggestion but

instead of holding onto the broom handle why not

hold onto diana

good god UM THE AIR PRESSURE ARE THEY OKAY CAN THEY BREATHE???

just wondering

THIS IS ONLY 10 MINUTES IN UM IM DYING IT’S TAKEN ME 20 TO GET THIS FAR

JESUS

AKKO AND DIANA NEARLY GOT HIT BY OTHER MISSILES AND DIED TOGETHER

LORD IN HEAVEN

GOD CAN WE STOP

SWITCHING BETWEEN DIANAKKO AND OTHER THINGS JUST KEEP US ON THEM PLEEEEASE

FOR LONGER THAN 2 SECONDS

okay everyone is giving them energy to go on neat

LOL FUCKING

CHARIOT AND CROIX JUST WATCHING A MOVIE OF THEIR DAUGHTERS POTENTIALLY ABOUT TO DIE

HVAING A GAY OL TIME TOGETHER

WATCHING A FUCKNG MOVIE

MOVIE DATE IM FUCKING LOSING MY MIND

CROIX IS STREAMING THEM

AND SHE’S!!

LETTING CHARIOT ANNOUNCE!!!

LIKE THE PERFORMER SHE ONCE WAS

LIKE SHE HAS IN ALL THE OVAS DURING EMERGENCIES

SHE GETS TO DO IT AGAIN

BIIITTCCCHH

ALL THESE ELEMENTS COMING TOGETHER

OH MY GOSH STOP WITH THE OLD MEN GETTING IN THE MIDDLE FO FUCKING EEVRYTHTINNGG

I KNOW WE GOTTA MAKE THEM BELIEVE IN THE WITCHES BUT

CAN WE PLEASE JUST

FUCKING

PRIME MINISTER IS FUCKING MVP

OH MY GODDDDD

DIANA

JUMPS DOWN

AND

PUSHES HER ONWARD

OH MY GOD

IM FUCKING

YOU GU Y S

HELP ME

SHE MADE THEM INTO LITTLE DREAMS!!!

I M

SO FUCKING SHOOK

DIANA’S FUCKING KEEPING WATCH

WARNS AKKO WHENN TO HANG ON

KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR HER

GOD

GODDDDDDD

OH YM HGOD

DIANA IS FUCKING

FLYING THIS FROM THE BACK HOW EVEN

HOOWWWWW

CAN SHE MANEUVER

I MEAN SHE’S DIANA FUCKING CAVENDISH BUT GOD

AKKOOOOO

AKKO GET BACK ON THE BROOM PLEASE

oh thank god

diana was FOLLOWING HER EVERY STEP SO SHE COULD CATCH HER AGAIN

LOOK AT THEM GO LOOK AT THIS TEAMWORK

OH SHIT

OH GOD

DIANA

SCREAMING FOR AKKO

A G A AIN

THIS IS THE 3RD TIME

OH MY GOD I HAVE TO KEEP PAUSING TO SCREAM

Oh my god

oh MY GOD SHE KEEP

SCREAMING FOR HER

OH MY GOD MY HEART IS TOO WEAK AND GAY FOR THIS

oh my god did she

the bird

oH MY GOD

D I A NA A

DIANAA

OH MY GOD OHNMY Y GOD D

OH Y GOD!!!

MY HEART IS SHOOK IM SHOOK OH MY GOD

OHHH

NOOOOOOOOO

OH MY GOD S OH MY GOF DIM GONNAC RY THTI SIS IT

THIS

EVERYHTING

SHE CAUGHT DIANA IN RETURN

SHOOTING STAR CAME BACK

SHINY RAAAAAYYYYY

IS PLAYING IM

OYU GUSYS

I CANT IM GUFKCING

THIS IS

EVERYTHING

you guys

im literally crying im typing through tears i cant fucking see

they

they held hands

they did shiny arc together

tehey

is this real im really fucking i cant see im c rying

oh my god

this cant be real this has to be a dream i

the magic

all over the world

oh my god the rod is

disappearing

AKKO ALMOST CRIED BUT

SHE LET IT GO

look

at them

standing on top of the wORLD TOGETHER

what in the name of all that’s holy did we ever do to deserve Little Witch Academia

OH MAN

CHARIOT IS KEEPING HER HAIR RED!!! JUST LIKE!!! WHAT NEON AND I SAID!!!

OH MY GOD

OOHHH MY LORD

CROIX IS GONNA

CURE WAGANDEA’S POISON

FOR CHARIOT

OH YM GOD

THAT IS A PROMISE

FOR HER TO RETURNT O CHARIOT

ONCE CROIX HAS FGOTTEN HER SHIT TOGETHER

wow um fuck me Chariot is so fucking GORGEOUS WITH THE RED HAIR LIKE THIS????????

holy fuck

OH!!!

MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK AT

THEM ALL

BEING

FRIENDS

DIANA AND AMANDA HAVING TEA

SUCY AND CONSTANZE

HANNAH AND JASNA

LOTTE AND BARBARA OVER NIGHTFALL HOLY SHIT THAT IS SOMETHING THE FANS HAVE BEEN CRAVING SINCE EPISODE 4 HOLY SHIT

oh my god oohh my fCUKING GOD

EVERYONE CAME

TO WATCH AKKO FLY

AND

SHE

DID

OH MY GODDDDDDDDD

YOU GUYS

THIS

THIS IS IT

AND IM

I AM

FUCKING

HAPPY

THIS WAS EVERYTHING WE EVER COULD HAVE WANTED AND MORE

THIS INCORPORATED EVERY ELEMENT FROM THE SHOW’S PREVIOUS 24 EPISODES ALL INTO ONE

EVERYTHING WAS RIGHT HERE PERFECTLY IN ITS PLACE

EVEN AKKO FLYING HER BROOM SO MUCH FROM THE FIRST OPENING THEME

FINALLY IT MAKES SENSE WHY THEY PUT THAT IN THE OPENING IF SHE COULDNT FLY

CUZ SHE LEARNS TO

AT THE VERY

VERY

END

i....

have never seen

a better anime ending

ever

like literally im not even just saying that

this was

the best

thing

ever

in my entire life

god bless Little Witch Academia

#lwa spoilers #lwa blogging

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fluffandlove · 7 years

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Hey, I'm glad to see you're gonna be okay. I think you deserve a nice big hug for getting through all that... and maaaaaaaybe some tickle fingers ~

Hewwo, you nice person you~! ☆

Ugh, yes, hugs would be nice *-* I’m always such a slut for hugs asdlfksdfasd

And I got some tickles this week ;~; And kisses, like, I may or may not ended up in crush friend’s room, making out for two hours in the middle of the night, combined with tickles WOOOOOOPS oh help

Gonna put it under a read-more LOL

This week some dudes who work for the newspaper visited our school and taught us how to read a Japanese newspaper (nothing new, because literally the only thing stopping us from reading it is the massive amount of kanji nghghghghh)

At the end of this class, we were asked to take a picture with them and girl friend and I were the ones in front, cause we’re short and were asked to hold one end of the newspaper each. When we did, I felt something crawling up my back so, thinking it was a spider or some shit, I reach for it to smack it, but I feel a hand. That same hand simply crawled up higher and continued to tickle my back aosidufdjskfasd I look over my shoulder and see crush friend grinning down at me

AND THIS ALL HAPPENED WHILE OUR HOMEROOM TEACHER WAS ABOUT TO TAKE THE PICTURE. My body started squirming cause that asshole was now wiggling his fingers between my shoulder blades and oh my god, I couldn’t reach his hand. I hissed at him to quit it they’re taking our fucking picture but he just laughed and continued

“All right, taking the picture, please look at the camera!” our teacher called out and I was giggling like a fucking idiot because he was squeezing lightly around my shoulders while wiggling his fingers that asshole

the picture was taken and I probably look like an idiot cause I was literally about to sink through my knees at that point and crush friend stopped instantly.

“Asshole.” I shoved him and he just laughed harder and we went back to our seats. I casually ignored girl friend who asked why I was so red hA

That same day we went to a baseball game (which was pretty awesome omg) and when we got on the bus, we met up with our teachers who got on at a later stop. Now I don’t know why, but girl friend was sitting next to me and started poking my sides out of the blue

so I squeaked and curled up, BUT OTHER GIRL FRIEND WAS SITTING BEHIND ME AND WENT FOR MY NECK AND CRUSH FRIEND WHO WAS SITTING NEXT TO HER STARTED RUNNING HIS FINGERS OVER MY BACK OH MY GOD AILKSFDFLSKFS

The teachers started laughing and watched me half-trying to smack their hands away, half-squirming out of my seat. One teacher said I should run, but then crush friend said, “No, wait, I got it… You gotta do it like this.”Cue him running the tips of his fingers down my back reeeaaaal gently and that made me squeal so loudly that everyone burst out laughing and I quickly doubled over to hide my face BYE

Time skip forward to the day before yesterday where a few of us were sitting in the upstairs lobby, drinking and laughing. Crush friend started tickling my sides at some random point so I shuffled backwards to other guy friend who simply grabbed both of my wrists and lifted them up with an evil laugh

Crush friend then proceeded to wiggle his fingers under my shirt and I kinda fell off the couch u feel Guy friend just went, “Yaaaasss, torture her goood!” aAFKJSDFLASDJFKASDFAK

Around 3am (and we had class the next day lol), crush friend said he’d go to the bathroom for a bit and he patted my shoulder, “And you should get to bed.”“I don’t wannaaaaaa”“Well, since you’re already following me downstairs, you could just join me in my room for a while.” We were both pretty close to drunk haaahaaaa, which is always dangerous for us. My room’s the other way, I was about to go there, but when he was unlocking his room, he jokingly said, “… What, you’re not coming?”

I shrugged and followed him to his room. I was waiting at the door while he went to the bathroom and after he was done, we hugged. Now I dunno what happened, but apparently I bumped into the light switch and the lights were turned off, BUT I DIDN’T NOTICE CAUSE I HAD MY FACE BURIED IN HIS CHEST

“… Jo.”“Yes.”“Why’d you turn off the lights?”“… I did?” He burst out laughing and hugged me closer. “Yeah, you did. I thought it was some kind of hint, or some shit.”“It could be. Even though I did it accidentally.” He hummed, gently let go, went to close the curtains and sat on the bed. I took a few steps until I was standing in front of him and he laid his head on my chest. It was super dark and I could barely see, so I kept my eyes closed most of the time

“If you stay here…”“I’ll be fine.”“You sure?” “Yeah.” I honestly felt like I was in a movie once again because he groaned, took my waist and pulled me on top of him. At first we just hugged but then he started nudging my jaw with his nose and we ended up kissing. His hands went under my shirt and started caressing and massaging my back

I remember it tickling like crazy when he used super gentle touches and I gasped softly, my back twitching. So his hand stilled, “What? You okay??” he whispered, slightly panicked “Sorrythattickled,” I mumbled, totally embarrassed because I felt like I had ruined the moment “Oh, sorry.” and he pulled his hand out of my shirt but that didn’t really matter cause a few moments later it was back again after we started kissing again

I remember this one part in which he pushed himself up, so I was sitting on his lap and he held me so very tightly, hand on the back of my neck, fingers in my hair and continuously asking if I was okay in between kisses. And after that, he growled against my neck and turned me around, pushing me back on the bed so I was on my back and he was leaning over me.

We communicated non-stop and I honestly couldn’t have asked for a better guy at that point. His hand also went for my thigh after about an hour or so, which also tickled like crazy actually, especially when he was tracing the bone and kissing my jaw. Or the part where he caressed my sides and ribs and I asuidjfksdlfasdjlfiksdfsdfjklsdfsd god goddddddd

I fucking scared him every time my body shifted and I gasped, fuuuuuhuuuuckkk

“We have school in like six hours,” I mumbled at some random point “Let’s just both skip school,” he whispered against my lips. “I could do this all night.” “Yeah, me, too, but-” then he kissed me real quick, squeezing my side “Then what?”“… Never mind.” “Good.” yeah i’m weak, I know

Around 5am, yes I shit you not, we lay there, kinda out of breath and he laid an arm over my torso. “It’s late. Just sleep here.” The sun had started to come up because I could see light through the curtains like shiiiiiit I was both awake and tired at the same time. I easily could’ve continued kissing him endlessly, but I knew we had to sleep. He lent me a shirt that reached my thighs eeeeeppp and we went to sleep.

I woke up around 8 and was about to go the bathroom, but apparently I had woken him up cause his arm around my waist tightened. “Will you be back?”“… I just need to pee,” I chuckled “Oh, okay” and he turned around and went back to sleep

In the end he did go to class and I went back to my own room to get some more sleep hueeee

I can’t believe all of that actually happened holy shit

#personal #tickling #stories #crush friend #anonymous #answered

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cloversdreams · 8 years

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Kirikami "The coffee shop gave me the wrong cup with your name on it...oh my god you're cute! Let's go out"

Oh my goddddddd what a cute prompt!! Now watch me tweak it as I do my thing ;)

“Excuse me but I think you’ve got my-” Denki looked up from his book and blinked at the person that had started talking all of a sudden. He studied the stranger over the rim of his glasses for a moment as he waited for him to finish his thought. He was tall, attractive, looked really nervous, and had the loveliest red hair Denki had ever seen in his life. The color was so vibrant that it almost made him want to take up painting again just so he could try to find a way to match it and then apply it to a canvass forever. Denki found that he was quite surprised by this feeling since he hadn’t had the urge to paint in years. The red haired stranger’s eyes widened for a second as they looked at one another then he cleared his throat and then finally finished, “drink.”

Denki’s gaze flicked from the redhead to the coffee cup that sat on the table in front of him. Sure enough it didn’t have his name written on it. He mustve been too distracted by his book earlier to notice. Before he had the chance to say a word the redhead was yapping again, “The coffee shop gave me the wrong cup with your name on it… ah! I mean, I only knew it was your name because you were in line before me and, um…” He put the coffee cup that had Denki’s name on it down onto the table then clasped his hands together in front of himself and twiddled his thumbs. “S-sorry, I’m not usually like this. You’re just so… my god, you’re just so cute!”

Denki couldn’t help but laugh when the redhead slapped his hands over his mouth and blushed like he couldn’t believe what had just happened. He placed his bookmark in his book then set it down on the table. He stood up and pushed his chair back into place against the table neatly, then grabbed both coffee cups and turned towards the redhead and said, “Let’s go. For a real drink.”

“W-what?” The confused redhead asked as he watched Denki toss both cups into the nearby trash can.

Denki spun around, picked his book up off of the table, and smiled as he said, “I’m Denki, by the way.”

“Eijirou…”

“For the record, Eiji, you’re really cute too.” Denki hummed as he winked at him. He smiled as he watched Eijirou’s cheeks get even darker before he tried to hide his face in his hands. “So let’s go get that drink. I’m absolutely parched.”

Eijirou nodded slowly before he finally managed to mutter a muffled, “Sure.”

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a-rush-of-dreams-to-the-head · 7 years

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part 4? - Jonny freaks out

Chris gets into the middle seat of the car so your bodies are still pressed together, his thumb absentmindedly strokes your hand and your head rests on his shoulder, curls just brushing you, softly. During the ride home you grow sleepy and you struggle to focus. You don't mean to but you yawn.

"Is our conversation boring you?" He teases and you punch his arm again.

"Shhhhh..." You giggle. It's been an emotional day and you just want to collapse into bed. But that's a thought.

What bed?

As you both get out and Chris pays the driver you ponder this. On your way in, as he practically leads you through the lobby you ask him.

"Chris. Where am I sleeping?" He stops still.

"Oh. Dammit." He turns to you apologetically as you get in the elevator. "I forgot to book you a room, cookie." You roll your eyes at the awful nickname.

"Well I guess I'll sleep on the sofa then?" It's not like he could book a room at this short notice, and tomorrow you can sort one out for the rest of the weekend.

"Orrrr... You could just sleep in mine?" Your eyes widen. Is he... Is he asking to sleep with you? He sees your expression and instantly brings up his hands. "I'm not asking to... You know!! I just... It's a double bed and I want you to be comfortable..." His face flushed bright red.

"Okay... Thanks Casanova" you nudge his shoulder with yours and wink, deepening his blush. When you get to the door he picks you up into his arms and you squeak in surprise. You look up at him, who is now carrying you bridal style over the threshold and roll your eyes. "Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?" You giggle, shakily.

"Not at all, cupcake." He grins, kissing your hair.

He walks through the room and drops you onto the bed, dramatically and walks into the bathroom to brush his teeth whilst you get changed. Once you're both in the bed it's incredibly awkward. You face way from him, but it's not comfy, so you turn around but then you accidentally kick him. Goddamn it. This is so weird. You're sharing a bed with Chris Martin and you keep kicking him for Christ's sake. You fade into sleep facing the wall with your legs curled up underneath you.

In the morning you wake up very warm. You try to shuffle but something is blocking you. Where are you? What's going on? You open your eyes and remember exactly what's going on. Your head is nestled into Chris's neck, one of his arms is draped over your waist, hand lazily brushing your lower back and the other arm under your head. Your legs are intertwined and you can feel the warmth of his body against yours almost completely across your lower body. You would panic at how close you are but its just so warm, and it can't be that late otherwise he would've got up.

He's so close to you, too. But it wouldn't hurt to just stay here and...

Before you know it you've drifted into a much more restful sleep than the night before.

You wake up once again to a pair of bright blue eyes millimetres away from your own. They widen in response to the opening of your own but then a smile crosses their owners face.

"Morning sweet-cheeks" he murmurs, sleep still thick in his expression. You are currently laid with your head resting on his shoulder, his arm wrapped tightly against the curve of your hip and one of your legs threaded through his. However much you are blushing at finding yourself in this position, it is undeniably comfortable, and the warmth emanating from the human water bottle you are wrapped in is oddly satisfying.

"Right back atcha human radiator" you yawn in response and his smile widens.

"I can't help it if you're naturally attracted to me" he winks and you giggle at his expression. Your eyebrows furrow,

"I'm sure there's a living magnet / Chris Martin pun in there somewhere" his expression becomes pained but you alleviate it with a, "but I'm way too comfortable to risk getting kicked out this bed"

"I guess you could say you're repelled by the idea" Chris teases you. Your face goes blank and his smile fades.

"That’s it" you say almost aggressively.

You flip yourself upwards so you are almost straddling the singer, who doesn't quite know how he should feel about the situation. You lean is close, as if to kiss him, and his breath hitches, but pause centimetres away then viscously begin tickling him and soon have a squirming mess of a man beneath you.

"I.... can't.....oh....goddddddd..." He breathes through laughter so hard it was almost silent.

It was that moment Jonny decided to run into Chris' room (which he had the emergency key for) to ask where Y/N was at and to show him his only recently repaired favourite guitar. He opens the door to two figures on top of one another, with the man underneath withering and making odd noises under the thin sheets and what seemed to be a woman giving breathy giggles from above. Jonny thinks he's walked into the wrong room, then the female figure moves slightly and he identifies the man as Chris....so.... What?...that must be...oh god!... Y/N!?

Jonny's hands can't help it, they instantly relax in surprise and his guitar falls, once again to the ground.

"OH GOD, SOMEONE BLEACH MY EYES" He shouts and the two figures turn around in shock. Jonny looks away, holding a hand over his eyes, he's scarred enough for the day without seeing anymore of either Chris or Y/Ns bodies.

"WHEN I SAID GET A ROOM, I DIDN'T LITERALLY MEAN... OH GOOOOODDDD"

He dry heaves, trying to get the image out of his head.

"YOU BETTER WRITE SOME FUCKING GOLD AFTER THIS MARTIN" He forces out, still gagging, and high-tails it from the room.

You and Chris look at each other with solemn faces for a moment, before instantly both bursting into laughter. You try to control it but when you get close to stopping you just glance at Chris and are set off again. Eventually you are both able to reign it in, and it's at that moment, the sheets no longer covering you both, that you notice the muscular body you have spent the night pressed up against and the Eeyore boxers he was wearing. He must have caught you staring, because he raises an eyebrow - his eyes darting toward your excuse for nightwear that was covered in Piglet drawings. You raise an eyebrow back and you both sit there for a moment, before simultaneously collapsing back onto the bed in laughter. What an odd start to my day, you think. Little did you know, this was only the beginning.

Chris POV:

Chris wasn't surprised to wake up with his hands all over Y/N. Although he still felt a small tug of guilt about his cradle-robbing relationship the attraction he felt towards you was primal, and when he had woken in the night to find you awkwardly lying on the edge of the bed he hadn't hesitated to pull you close toward him while you were in the warm vices of sleep. He had made do with playful teasing this morning, and when you had hooked a leg around him to get into an advantageous tickling position his pulse had gone wild as his body got the entirely wrong idea. He now sat, still only in his boxers, waiting for you to finish in the bathroom and reflecting on how pissed Jonny would be. He suspects very much so due to what the situation must have looked like and weirdly doesn't seem to embarrass him much – not like the last time, in fact Chris almost feels as if he's marked his territory - you. However, Chris is tired of the band being pissed at him, he's tired of them constantly trying to control him and restricting his freedom. Whenever he has a good idea, Guy will sass it, Jonny will raise his eyebrows or Will will flare his nostrils. Nobody wants to go on chat shows, nobody wants to go to parties, nobody wants to let him be free to make their music sound right in the studio. It's like they are trying to make his life harder and stop him being happy. Chris darkly smiles to himself, Will and Guy probably didn't even know the meaning of the word happy... even Jonny only seems to like his stupid guitars an-. His train of thought is interrupted by... different... thoughts as you emerge from the bathroom wrapped in towels and his imagination rushes to fill the gaps.

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