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sardonic-sprite · 1 year ago

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Okokok as much fun as THIS dynamic is:

Ra's: ehehehehe bE My HeIr, MY DeTEcTIve <3 -<----

Tim: Nooooooooo NEVERRRRRRRR *sobbing puking*

I feel like we've been sleeping on THIS opportunity:

Ra's: Great news, Timothy! We have reviewed your qualifications and are pleased to offer the position of "Heir Internship 202x-Eternity!" Contact now to secure your spot!

Tim: .....

Tim: what would the pay be?

Ra's: Uhhhh. Room/board? Immortality? Badass skills?

Tim: Those are BENEFITS and I already get them through Bruce, PLUS DENTAL. Do better cheapskate.

Ra's: ... i... i suppose we could... come to an arrangement... :/

Tim: Cool! I want a castle! :D

Ra's: WHAT?

Tim: no castle no internship

Bruce: Tim *I* can buy you a castle, why are you going to Ra's?

Tim: His are cooler :/

#he takes the best and worst of both worlds #and does a hostile takeover of ra's favorite palace #he turns it into teen titans clubhouse/his and his siblings vacation home #he even gets damian to draw a flag for the one-building nation of Robinia #jason drafts the constitution #dick argues that he should be the king but that gets vetoed fast #they end up with a constitutional monarchy with steph as queen #all the other batkids are given citizenship #as is alfred #but not bruce #even diana and talia and selina and kate #but NOT bruce

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