#they eat humanoid hearts to reproduce. yeah.
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githvyrik · 2 years ago
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I’m such a genius and literally only like 3 other people on earth will ever understand why
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willowisbunger · 3 years ago
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God Im Sorry (A tapeworm clef fanfic)
Before we begin. This is all for jokes. I am so sorry for anyone who has to read this. Its also just a draft and will be complete at some point. For now enjoy what little I give you.
You find yourself resting on the couch of your dearly beloveds bed quarters. You scroll through your phone looking fondly at old text messages of when you and your husband to be's first text messages. All the ridiculous nicknames you two exchanged, all the flirting, photos, and various other things you two have sent to each other over the years. You couldn't help but giggle. You find it hard to believe this all started cause you decided to help some weird blonde guy with a ukulele out with his broken leg.
You two have been dating for almost 8 years and two months ago, the man, Dr. Alto Clef. He took you on a date. Just a nice simple stroll around the woods, which ended in a nice picnic by a river. In which you saw the man you have fallen head over heels for, get down on one knee and began plucking at the strings of his ukulele. Singing a sweet melody like a song bird in the spring, before pulling out a wedding ring and asking those simple words of "will you marry me". Your heart flutters with glee as you chuckle. You feel giddy and so over joyed with happiness. Right as your giggle fit calmed down you heard the front door open, and there stood your beloved. With a wide grin on his face as he held some folders in his hands. He had a doctors appointment that day since he had been feeling strange. With his face showing his usual bright beaming smile and his three beautiful eyes showing their usual mischievous gleam, it was clear that he was in more than perfect shape.
"Heya there pumpkin. I'm home. And I've got some great news." He spoke in a raspy slightly southern voice. At first it was grating on ya, but now its like all your favorite songs combine into one incredible tune. "Welcome home sweetheart!" You chirped as you ran up to your beloved teddy bear to give him a quick peck to the lips as you hugged him close, "What's the good news teddy? I can tell from that big dumb grin of yours ya got somethin real good to tell me. What did the doctor say?" You said as you affectionately pinched his cheeks causing him to laugh as he took both your hands to hold. "Well besides me being fit as a bull. Looks like I'm gonna be eating for two from now on."
You blinked and tilted your head in confusion, slowly processing the information as you stepped back a lil. "How? Babe I never top and we always use protection. Who-" "Oh no pumpkin. I ain't pregnant" He interrupted, chuckling as he ruffled your hair. "I got a tape worm. The doc took some sonograms of my stomach to see if there were any issues and yeah, there's a lil fella in there. Look." The blonde handed you the folder, which you opened and began reading through and your face turned pale at the sight of the tape worm in the photo of an ultra sound. You gagged a lil as you shoved the folder back into clefs arm. "Babe that's not okay!!!! That's a parasite!!!! Its gonna just keep reproducing and shit and its gonna fuck up your insides." You said quite loudly, usually you were quiet but this, this was making you quite distressed. Your fiancés face turned from a smile to a disappointed frown "I thought you would've liked clef junior....".
You stood baffled at the situation before you. Your dearly beloved, just, accepting and seeming to be happy about the fact he has a god damn TAPE WORM living inside of him. You've seen some shit in your days working for the foundation. A sheet of music that makes people go bonkers and try to bleed, Kondraki -clefs ex- ridding on god damn 682, and other shit that would boggle anyone's mind. But this. THIS RIGHT HERE. Just.... Leaves you speechless. "Pumpkin?" the third eyed man spoke in a concerned tone, which rarely came from him. "Are you okay?" You held your head in your hands as you sat back down on the plush couch and just took a deep breathe, and just as quickly as you sat down you sprung back up, grabbing your jacket and zipping it up. "Babe.... I just.... I need a moment.... I'll be out for awhile.... This is just, strange even for you and I need a moment to think about this." You sped walk past your -potentially ex- husband to be to the door. You shut the door, seeing Clef's face look uncharacteristically sad at you. It hurt you a little to leave your teddy bear like that, but you still needed time to just, think and process this whole situation.
You leave the housing area for researchers and quickly the site as well. You hail a cab and as soon as you enter the bright yellow vehicle you tell the faceless driver to "Take me to the nearest motel." Which he happily complied especially with the hefty tip you gave him. You just, Needed awhile to think and god knows how long that could be so you may as well rent out a room away from that hell site foundation to have a clear mind. After all who knows what might happen. Fucking Dr. Bright could tell you to give it a chance and raise the worm together with your teddy bear or some shit. You never know with this job and the people you worked with. While in your thoughts you rented out a room, room 105. Great another reminder of your hell job, even though it was just the simple numbers of 0 and 5 you can't help but be reminded of your faceless higher ups and the fact you work for them.
You found your room and quickly made your way inside to flop down on the bed, beforehand making sure to put up the "Do not disturb" sign and locking it. You burried your face into the hard cheap pillows of this motel, missing the one you had back at your place with its soft textures and the scent of your beloved.... Which once again brought you back to the worm. That fucking worm. Why the hell was your husband so keen on keeping it? He's at least some form of scientist he should know that tape worms are a dangerous parasite that affect your health. You stare up at the popcorn ceiling just, trying to wrap your head around WHY. Why would your partner; your future husband; the one who knows everything about you and you know everything about them.... just why are they keeping the tape worm?
You of course knew the stuff your teddy was known for, sleeping with that statue after a date, killing a dangerous reality bending child, father to 166 (who you were honestly happy to take in as your new step daughter). Out of everything. The tape worm makes you break. Makes you rethink your relationship with the man you've been dating for years at this point. All you can do at this moment is sigh, hearing the phone in your coat pocket buzz. You pull it out and set it to "do not disturb" as you set the device aside on a night stand. "Maybe I should sleep it off. Maybe I'll have a clearer mind then...." You say to yourself as you threw your coat off and roll onto your side. Feeling uncomfortable in your current clothes but you didn't pack a bag so, you just ignore the discomfort until eventually.... You drift off to sleep. The shallow hum of power surging through the building and the busy city outside envelop you as you feel unconsciousness take over.
While in your state of unconsciousness you hear a silky smooth, deep yet gentle voice speak to  you. "Y/N... Y/N its time to wake up Y/N". You slowly awoke, opening your groggy eyes, what laid before you, you didn't know. They had a handsome chiseled face, comparable to the statues found in ancient Greece with even a similar tone of white marble. They had thick luxurious hair that went down to their waste, rippling muscles that went down both torso and back.... They were ungodly white though. And didn't have legs. You stared at the bottom half and slowly processed what you were looking at..... A fucking tapeworm man. A fucking humanoid tape worm what the fuck. "Im going back to bed" You said as you laid on your side, and tried to ignore the hallucination.
The tapeworm creature, slid over you just to get to the side you were facing. You shivered feeling it’s disgusting body wiggle about. You close your eyes tightly as you did your best to ignore it. You could feel yourself holding back even more shivers as you felt their cold hands touch your face. “Y/n…. Look at me…. I just want to talk.” “And I just want to be left alone and not think about tapeworm men trying to seduce me while I’m contemplating breaking up my engagement.”
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shadowfluff · 4 years ago
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HK Deer AU lore
Here is all I have on the Deer AU for now! Lots of spirits everywhere, fair warning! It’s a little bit confusing right now, once I have a better grasp on everything, I’ll make a prettier post!
So in this AU, the world of HK is a flat desert of ash, grey and lifeless. But the surface has been impacted by astral debris quite a lot in the past and it's littered with deep craters where life thrive. And those astral debris also brought some type of life with them, called Spirits, with very powerful spirits being called Higher Beings.
But even though it was not very hospitable, life still developped by itself on the planet, with two different species: the mighty Wyrms, and the frail humans. If Spirits are confined to craters, both wyrms and humans can traverse the ash deserts to travel from craters to craters. Anyway, the first Higher Being to live in the crater that would become Hallownest was Unn, who made her domain a lush forest. But time passed and she grew older and weaker, and let other Spirits take root in her territory, not that she minded because Grandma Unn is simply The Best and you can’t change my mind.
So, after a while, another Higher Being came here, with a slew of lesser spirits to worship Her: the Radiance. Radi was cool with other spirits, and tolerated them on her domain with no problem, but she thought humans lesser and forced them to live on the edges of the crater, away from the protection of the forest. She barely tolerated Unn's followers, but mostly because their worship made them almost more plant spirit than human in the end. During that time, in the cliffs that made the southern limit of Hallownest, a tribe of humans took residence in the dark caverns that littered the cliff face and allied themselves with the Spider Spirits that lived there, the Weavers, and called their new home Deepnest. Then some MORE time later, one of the last Wyrms came crashing through the eastern border and metamorphosed. He was a creature of Light too and Radi did not exactly like seeing him especially since technically wyrms weren't spirit, but she decided to leave him be for now.
MISTAKE since he saw the humans being forced out of the safety of the forest, left to suffer famine and sickness so close to the desert, and he rallied them, managed to convince the other spirits that he would make a much better king and almost killed her by taking her followers away from her. PK did not do that out of the kindness of his heart for humans though: Worship is a great source of power for Higher Beings and Wyrms alike and the humans were numerous, so lots of power, yeah! He unified the whole crater, or at least most of it, and created Hallownest: He also met a magnificient tree Spirit, almost as ancient as Unn and fell hopelessly in love, asking her to marry him after a long courtship, and she said yes! The White Lady wasn't a Higher Being yet, but when she became queen, she was worshipped as well, and thanks to that power elevated herself to Higher Being status.
PK had a beatiful city build into one of the cliffs that litters the crater, diverting away a whole river for that, and it would be the future City Of Tears, once the Infection sets in and the barrage that kept the river away breaks Life is not bad in Hallownest at that time, even though there is a clear discrimination between Humans and Spirits: humans are on the lower rung of the social ladder and it's very hard to climb higher: only the nobles can pretend to live more comfortable lives, but most of them are asshole.
So after a while the Infection happens and everyone turns toward PK for help and answers but unfortunately he has neither of those things. But he knows of the Void below and the great deer spirit who is supposed to rule it, the only Higher Being that was born from this planet, not brought to it, so powerful they could legit devour every other Spirit in the land, Higher beings or not, as well as any living things, really. But PK understands that only the Void could stop the Infection, and the existence of the Shade Lord is just a rumour so why not try it? So he get the Baby Murder Pit idea and convince his wife to have seeds he infused with his own power (as spirits can't have babies the same way humans do), starts treatises with the current queen of deepness for 1) having her as a Dreamer and 2) having the Weavers weave a spell strong enough to contain the Infection, go say hello to the Owl spirit in charge of his capital city, Lurien, so he gets another Dreamer, and hey! isn't that Monomon the jellyfish spirit, please help.
So PK disperses the seeds into the Abyss below, and wait two months before something tries to get out. Now, when he metamorphosed, he obtained an humanoid form, even if his skin is more chitin plate than skin, and his lovely lady is somewhat humanoid too, even if she has more branches than strictly necessary But what come out of the dark is not humanoid. It's a deer. He is horrified both by what happened (technically this... creature could be called his child) and because that somewhat validate the rumour of a Deer Shade Lord living somewhere down here, and have enough influence to force the vessels to adopt a form closer to their own. But at the same time, it can only mean there is indeed lot of void in the Vessels so yeah..? Most of the little ones that comes out of the Abyss show emotions, trying to get petted or seeking comfort from him so he breaks their necks and send them stumbling back into the pit, until one comes that doesn't show any reaction. Not when he inspect it, not even when he pets it, so he says Yeah! Empty Vessel Plan worked! And we all know how it goes from here.
PK trains his pure vessel, discovers than it fed off light so gives it a lot of his own light to eat and it grows MASSIVE (Hollow is much bigger than what a normal adult deer vessel is supposed to be) even use it as a mount the rare times he travels in his kingdom.
Herrah, Lurien and Monomon agree to become Dreamer, with Herrah asking to have a child with him in compensation (because if Spirits can't reproduce the human way between themselves, they can have children with humans, even if hybrids were heavily frowned upon) and thus Hornet is born!
And that’s all I have for now! Don’t hesitate to ask questions, it helps devellop the world even more!!
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warlocks-and-warkeys · 5 years ago
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So our party encountered a peryton...
DM: Okay so you’ve wrangled the peryton to the ground and have cast Calm Emotions on it. It still wants to eat your elf friend, but you can talk to it now.
My Ranger, who Does Not Like to kill things if he can help it: Friend, why do you want to eat our elf so badly?
Peryton: I need the heart to give to a doe so we can make babies happen.
DM: (after a successful Nature check) Yeah you know peryton females can only reproduce after they’ve consumed a humanoid heart. They prefer elves or half-elves.
Me: Okay. (turns to our bard, a half-elf) Hey. Do you have any paper?
Bard: ...yeah...?
Our party proceeds to draw several Valentine’s Day cards for the peryton to give to his prospective doe.
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