#they dont ofc. they just speedrun apply it every morning before big man can psycically detect theyre stealing it and put his makeup bag on | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

chisatowo · 2 years ago

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A very important concept I need ppl to understand abt deep cut is that if they were to have a swear jar in the first place, it would have been made by Shiver and then exclusively filled by Shiver. It's not that the other two don't swear, Shiver just never remembers to call them out on it, and also Shiver swears like 5 times more often and the other two always remember to call Shiver out on it. Once it's full Big man gets to use it to buy expensive eyeliner <3

#rat rambles #splat posting #also big man is the only one who properly owns makeup the other two just leech off of him. and by that I mean frye has permission but #shiver has been insisting that they totallyyyy have their own collection and know what good makeup is or even where its located in stores #they dont ofc. they just speedrun apply it every morning before big man can psycically detect theyre stealing it and put his makeup bag on #a higher shelf again #also shiver def has to wake up at like 3 am for their morning routine and then pass out again cause if they dont they wont be able to #access the bathroom until like 10 at the earliest because big man will hog it for HOURS for his own morning routine #and shiver is Not a morning person but they HAVE to pretend to be they NEED the others to think they are #theyre not fooling anyone. they accidentally ate some of big man's fancy eyeshadow before without realising before and only realised when #they woke up at 2 pm with a bad tummy ache and a very dissapointed big man standing over them #big man cant judge hes also eaten his fancy eyeshadow before but on purpose because he was hungry and curious #can you tell Ive been thinking abt splatoon a lot lately. also rip big man one day youll get to stop being tbe defending team </3

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