#they don’t like to be lumped in with their family on Eukaris lol

[blackwldcw]

@css-stupid-boatman asked: Do da do, do da do, OH HERE IT IS! A FORTUNE TELLER! Love the themes around here, with the purple and the webs! Its nice and macabre, in a homey sorta way! So uh, pardon me comin in unannounced but I was hoping you could tell me ma fortune, since im stranded on Cybertron for a bit until screamer lets me know if I can ride him back to the lost light. Uh, i know how that sounds but its consensual! Wait... ah just, if you could I would love ta know ma fortune!

(The blue hydrobot walks into the lair, unassuming and unafraid of the decorum around. He strides confidently, perhaps absentmindedly)

Oh, if looks could kill.

Having a stranger barge into their home, despite a highly advanced security system, is enough to raise their blood pressure as is, but for him to make demands for something so asinine and… insulting as a fortune is enough to make them see red.

Their daughter squeaks and scuttles away as they march forward to meet him head on. Their sharp fangs are bared in a snarl, and their secondary legs are flared in an intimidation display.

“You have five nano-kliks to leave my home, or I swear to Onyx, people will never stop finding pieces of your dismembered body.”