#they deserve !!!!

[cyellolemon]

A comic about cooking for the guy you're in love with 💖

I love my gay people!!

Ocs: Yu (white hair, he/him) and Meg (any pronouns) when they're older!! (Around 22~23)

[abbysbicepsss]

telling mascs how pretty they are while you fuck them 🥹🥹

[deansambrcse]

i am so ready for all of these beautiful latinos to speak spanish for a whole month

[obsidian-vineyard84]

"Thought we were dead, eh?"

[allo-frouto]

I think we already established that roadtrips are ✨ magic ✨.

✨️Exactly✨️

[suave-hogan]

There are only so many days left of this month

And with the polls for the shirt colours, it really makes me think something big (bigger than the tour announcement) will happen soon

Like

An EP perhaps?

[milespenn]

So where is my Grace and Judd spin off?

[renjunniez]

am gonna make a compilation for jeonghan and jun from all the magazine shots

[vibrantbells]

ah yes, the EEAAO cast making me cry with the snippets I'm seeing online at the Oscars... EVERYTHING IS FINE

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[bizarrebazaar13]

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

[sweaters-and-vertigo]

they could never make me trust cops

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[eerizon]

in the back of my mind, it’s always there.

Anya and Curly’s last “conversation”

[afterthelambs]

"In another life I would have really liked just dancing and making inventions with you"