#they cut her open and let that cadou parasite CHANGE HER in the hope that she would become something more useful to them

[wazzappp]

AJAJSKJDKGKHKLFSND ILL TAKE THAT LABEL WITH PRIDE ALSO OHHHHHHHH MY GOD FUCK YES!!!!

She still thinks of herself as that kid who has to mold herself into things other people want if she wants to have any friends. Now that she's grown up she knows what she wants for herself and she goes after it, but socially she just chameleons herself into whatever she thinks people will like the most. Path of least resistance and such. God fucking damnit I love that so much.

My fave Lisa headcanon is that she has ugly duckling syndrome. Like, she was a very average looking kid who maybe had acne or wore braces and happened to have the bad luck to be bullied. Then puberty hit and boom, when she enters highschool she is gorgeous. She is incredibly beautiful and deep down she still cannot believe it, but the thing is that she fits now. And fitting is a good thing, specially in hillrock heights. So she puts on a Valley Girl persona, but deep down she's still kind of ankward and insecure, and smarter than people give her credit for. Her social skills are not top notch. She doesn't have experience with boys even if she tries to act brave with Robbie.

[jack-starling]

Re8 (Village) Headcanons

I’m starting with Dimitrescu because I’m a dumb simp for this lesbian vampire. And because my friends are sick of my hyperfixation rants on discord, I’m gonna post most of my headcanons here from now on. Will give me an excuse to use this account I guess, lol. Some of these are based on either confirmed canon or what was implied in canon, others are just me getting creative or just wishful thinking.

Lady Alcina Dimitrescu Headcanons

She was already pretty tall before Miranda injected her with the cadou parasite and was originally insecure about it. Though over time she grew quite prideful of her ever-increasing height, especially since it’s proved to be a huge advantage over her enemies and prey.

She was so lovely that men from all over Europe fell for her and/or came to propose to her, she of course rejected them all, and not very nicely. Her hereditary blood disease, a result of her wealthy family's inbreeding, something many families in those ancient times did, has made it impossible for her to have kids naturally. The blood loss from birth would kill her. 

If she doesn't consume blood or human flesh in 5 or more hours, she'll go into a "bloodlust" feral state and act like a vicious starving beast (this was actually shown in the cute re8 puppet trailers advertised in Japan). If she gets hungry enough she'll straight up mutate into her vampiric dragon form. She actually hates the taste of blood, but since she has to drink it to live, she had no choice but to tolerate its bitterness. She started mixing it with her special wine to sweeten the blood's flavor and make it more tolerable to drink. That's how she created her signature wine "Maiden's Blood”. Years before she met Miranda, Alcina fell in love with one of her maids. The secret relationship went on for about a year before the woman suddenly cut it off to run away and marry a male Gardener of her castle. Alcina despised men ever since. She never forgot her though, the song on Alcina's piano is always played in the maiden's memory. The one who got away. When she turned 44, Alcina came to Miranda in desperation, as her blood disease was killing her. She heard of the miracle that her injections could cure even the worst of illnesses, so she willingly became her test subject. She doesn't remember much about the years leading up to her mutation by Miranda, just the things listed above and some blurry faces of relatives. The cadou parasite affected her memories greatly. When Karl Heisenberg was first indoctrinated as a lord at the age of 8, Alcina reluctantly took him under her wing, letting him stay at her castle and helping Miranda raise him as her little brother. Over the years she grew fond of Heisenberg, even joining him in some of his childhood mischief. The two grew close over their shared pain and complex relationship with Miranda, they were there for each other through it all. But as Karl reached adulthood, things started to change between them. He grew bitter, cold, and distant from Alcina and the other lords, despite her attempts to maintain her relationship with him. He hid himself away in his factory more often, rarely seeing Alcina or the others anymore. He refused to open up to her and eventually they devolved into full on rivals, seeming to forget their bond and focused entirely on becoming Miranda's favorite child. Though deep down, she knew his “pining” for Miranda's approval was a facade he put on, Heisenberg had different plans. Alcina never wanted to admit it to herself or to warn Miranda about his true agenda against her. Cause deep down she still loved him like a brother, she hopes some part of him still cares about her and the time they spent together too.