#they couldn't have an ordinary cat/son like most couples

[jaybirbie]

As much as I love Danny and the BatFam,

I need more Posion Ivy, and Harley Quinn accidentally became moms too this werid maybe-human?Kid,that they found rummaging in their bins one night or sm.

(Writing that last part put the image of Harley taking the trash out one night and Danny's just perched on the dumpster, his eyes glowing, looking like a startled opossum,he lightly hisses, grabs his half eaten grill cheese and disappears into the shadows)

Obviously, after that, Harley tries to lure him in like he's some street cat.

[emacrow]

Harley would use a batburger to lure in him first of all, no using a human sized cage with the burger inside because that plan failed when he just dipped through the wall like it was mist instead of pure cage steel.

She use batburgers because they cheap to buy and the feral child swallow it whole and all even with the wrapper on it that first time.

She had tried the ambushed and tackled method the child one twice but that led to one of the most wildest, painful and yet unexplainable crazy fight of her life literally, which almost fractured her arm in two places and several bites marks later which ivy had check feral child does not have rabies.

Now she just luring him in one batburger at the time leading him into Ivy's plant building sanctuary. But by the time she actually got him in the sanctuary, she lost him.

Only for half a week to go by and she is met with too small child hiding in one of the giant watermelon patches, eating the insides of the fruit covered in watermelon juice, with his head peaking out like a meerkat staring at her either glowing green eyes before they flashes back to blue resuming back to eating a giant chunk of watermelon flesh.

As much as I love Danny and the BatFam,

I need more Posion Ivy, and Harley Quinn accidentally became moms too this werid maybe-human?Kid,that they found rummaging in their bins one night or sm.

(Writing that last part put the image of Harley taking the trash out one night and Danny's just perched on the dumpster, his eyes glowing, looking like a startled opossum,he lightly hisses, grabs his half eaten grill cheese and disappears into the shadows)

Obviously, after that, Harley tries to lure him in like he's some street cat.