#they call me cami · banging body · spicy mami · hot tamale — answered memes.

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👊 …tell you about a brotp I like.  I’ve gotta give this to Jordan & Drew. They’re the picture perfect brotp. Think Joey & Chandler, Steve & Bucky, or mac n cheese. They’re right up there. They are what all brotps should aspire to. Honorable mention to Nessa for rounding out an excellent ot3. @drewhq @jordnconnor @hqnessa

💐 …compliment a mun.  Hey, Emily, you’re a fucking rockstar. You only picked up Charles a hot second ago but I’m already in love with your take on him. The chem he and Cami (the same chem you and I seem to have) is prime grade excellent. And don’t even get me started on Haley. Beyond being a great writer, you’re a great person, always ready with a great attitude that makes me smile all the time. Getting flooded with excited messages from you re: charmila or big time rush literally make my day so thank you thank you thank you. @supmelton

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🧡 …tell you about a ship I like.  I’m lowkey (highkey) obsessed with Gen & Max. They’re so pure and sweet and have this nice, warm glow about them. Too damn good, it’s unreal. @itsgenevievegnt @itsmxirons

👊 …tell you about a brotp I like.  If I didn’t give an A+ mark to Nessa & Cam, I’d be a damn fool. And mama didn’t raise no fool. Cami is the most unabashedly herself when she gets to hang out with Nessa and, while they can fight hard, they definitely love harder. Cam would go to war for Nes and put the two of them against anyone else? Watch out world. @hqnessa

✨  ….tell you about a relationship or plot I’ve enjoyed writing with a fellow mun.  I know I don’t have Noah here anymore but I never really got to say a proper goodbye to that wonderful relationship that I created with my best buddo Ally. It’s not really a goodbye for real but a goodbye in this group...anyway. It was my first true ship in this group so, no matter what happens, it’ll always hold the most special place in my heart. I’ll always love how sweet they were, so precious and dumb. Getting to do that ship really took my friendship with Ally and launched it to new heights and I’ll always be thankful for that. @hqmaia

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FMK: Brett, Charles, KJ

   F: Charles   @jfcmelton   M: KJ   @kjapayo   K: Brett, but instead of killing him, I’ll kiss him real quick and then send him back home to you @brettdicr

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Would you ship KJ with Charles?

If they made each other happy then of fucking course I would. That’d be one hot ass couple, too. Did you see their Halloween couples costume? But KJ has his perfect little family and Charles is stuck with me out there being the boss he is.   @kjapayo  @jfcmelton

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Hot or Not: Charles Melton

Smoking hot. Like lava hot. Ghost pepper hot. Sun hot.

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I ship you with Charles but only if that boy treats you right. You're fine as fuck and you deserve a man whose gonna treat you like the Queen you are. Amen.

Praise be, grey face! Hallelujah, amen. Honestly, he’s aaaaiiiight*. @jfcmelton

*the best in every possible way, a man i’m not sure i’m actually worthy of.

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What do you want your last words to be?

“That was the hardest I’ve ever been dicked down in my life.” - Camila Mendes circa 2102.

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Someone who wouldnt have to ask to get a blowjob from you?

@ffszef and basically anyone from the Marvel franchise.

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Hot or not Lady Gaga?

Hot! That voice? Those eyes? Hot hot hot.

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Choose one /one/ costar you love the most.

Jules...why...why Jules...I gotta go for my wifey for lifey. Lili Pauline Reinahart.   @liliisms

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What is one secret your parents can never know?

That I used to sneak boys in and out of my bedroom window like some cliché high school movie trope. 

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On a scale from 1-1000 how jealous are you of cole with his great hair? - obviously it’s me, Cole. Love me, Camila

Dear Cole, you have a great fucking head of hair. It makes me swoon every time without fail. Teach me your ways. I love you, Coleybear, and I would even if you were bald.

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Who was your last naughty dream about?

Um. Oh my god. It was about you. This is amazing. We were at a CPK after hours and there were handcuffs and a boston cream pie.

No lie.

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If you could have anyone in the world work on Riverdale with you, who would you pick? Who would you want them to play?

Oh my god...can we recast Archie with @hwoodjake please? Sorry not sorry @kjapayo. 

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What will finally break the internet?

Our leaked sex tape.

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Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

Not even a little bit. Sex is a totally normal and natural thing. The stigma that it’s an uncomfortable subject to discuss should die.