#they be trying to kill each other and my bitch ass will go “awwwww they love each other”

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P. BB to Springtrap during Act 2:

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omg omg omg can u do horny hcs for dabi and shigaraki 😳😳

Horny Hc - 2

Pairing: Dabi x Reader, Shigaraki x Reader

Warnings: choking, being railed into the next dimension, spitting

A/N: Awwwww thank you for being my first requester nony <3 Here ya go, I hope you enjoy it bb! i’m so sorry that it took so fucking long but i just started working and it’s very hectic so I’m always either too unmotivated or too tired to write. But ig what matters is that I got it out lol. Dabi’s is a lot shorter than I’d like it to be but ima add on as time passes i think.

Imma be honest here this man has a bomb ass sex playlist fr fr.

Like jesus christ. 

And I feel like even arranged the songs in a way so that as sex escalates so do the vibes the music gives off.

I don’t know why but i feel like Dabi has a tell tale sign when he wants to fuck. Like he walks into a room and he gives you that little smirk and kinda rests his head on his hand and lightly touching his thumb over his lower lip while looking you directly in your eyes and you just know.

He has dick piercings. Done. You can’t convince me otherwise.

Can also see him as the type to start kissing your neck randomly as you’re telling him about something and just giving little responses like mhm while you’re talking. He loves doing it because he loves seeing how flustered it makes you and he loves the sound of you struggling to speak even though he’s barely touching you.

With a sigh you close your eyes and lean your head back against the sofa as you tell Dabi about your day, hands tangled in his hair while his lips move against your neck. 

“ And work was a fucking drag as always. I just can’t wait for us to get out of here and - “ Within seconds your whole train of thought was lost as you felt dabi kiss against an especially sensitive spot. “ Mhm? “ You can feel the vibration from his chest as he hummed out his response, lips parting before he gently grazed his teeth against it. You let out a shallow breath and desperately try to swallow back the moan threatening to slip out from between your lips. He softly starts sucking while nipping in between as he moves lower towards your chest. His lips part from your skin while his hand slips underneath your shirt inching upwards slowly.

“ And what baby?” The amusement is clear in his voice as he speaks, his eyes slipping down to your lips and back up again as his hand stills right below your chest.

A small groan escapes your throat as your hand slips up his neck to the back of his head and grabbing a fist full of hair. 

“Oh fuck you.“ You push his head forward towards yours and your lips smash together, hungry and needy. You can practically feel the smirk on his face as he softly pushes you back so you can lay down before shifting so he was in between your legs, your complaints about work already long forgotten.

Dabi is also very open minded when it comes to sex. Like if you were to ask him if you could do some things to him through the backdoor he’d definitely try it at least once before deciding whether he properly likes it or not. You might have to buy him a few drinks beforehand though lmao.

I also feel like he is quite experienced in bed. I can definitely say with confidence that he most likely has had his fair share of one night stands in the past and he isn’t afraid to putt what he learned to good use.

Definitely both a masochist and a sadist.

Like he loves inflicting pain on you by like biting down on your lip to the point where it starts bleeding or maybe even knifeplay. But he also really loves the feeling of your nails raking down his back hard enough to draw blood. To him it hurts so fucking good.

“ Oh my god yes Dabi. Fuck. “ You shamelessly moan out, clenched hands fisting the sheets as your boyfriend pounds into you. An especially hard thrust has your hands flying upwards towards his back, fingernails digging into his skin and dragging downwards with no restraint.

A sharp hiss leave his lips only to be followed by a low growl before his hips start pounding into you at an even harder and faster pace.

“ That’s right, you better fucking hold on princess.“

I feel like he’s the teasing type during aftercare. Like he’ll comment on how loud you were being with a giant smirk on his face or he’d imitate your moans now and then.

Omg also I can definitely see Dabi knowing exactly what each type of noise from you means. How your ,moans sound when you’re close or when you want it harder etc.

I mean when he pounds his baby so hard they can’t speak he needs other forms of communication lol.

I'm gonna be honest here, I don't think that he's really experienced in the bedroom department.

Of course he's no stranger to the world of sex but most of the things he knows he definitely picked up either from overheard conversations at the bar or from the internet.

He never really minded not being sexually active, hell he barely even jerked off and probably wouldn't have if it weren't necessary. I feel like he most probably saw it as a chore.

But now that you're around his sex drive has doubled tenfold. Like in the beginning you had to beg to get him to do anything but now barely a day goes by where he doesn't indulge in your body.

That being said, don't underestimate his abilities in bed because this man is a fast learner.

He explores every inch of your body like unknown land, claiming you for himself.

He develops this need to make you cum every single time you're intimate. It's like a mission to him, and we all know how much he hates when things don't work out his way.

Speaking of things going his way, Tomura loves dominating you in bed. He loves being in charge and controlling where the night goes.

This being said, he loves taking you in missionary. He loves the way it gives him full access to your chest and neck and how he gets to stare into your pretty little eyes while he uses you as his cocksleeve.

Now and then when he's too tired he'll switch things up by letting you ride him. He loves gripping onto your hips while he thrusts up into them basically topping from the bottom, your chest on open display for him.

Even though he loves domming you he's too scared to try out any hard kinks in the beginning. The idea of choking you terrified him. What if something went wrong and he accidentally hurts you with his quirk? What if he kills you?

As your relationship progresses though, he becomes more confident with things like this. He finds comfort in the fact that you trust him enough to allow him to touch you like this, even thought you very well know what his quirk could do to your body and this becomes a very intimate thing for you.

Tomura is also possessive as fuck. If he sees a guy staring at you for even a second too long he's ready to throw hands. He will literately not hesitate to murder for you. And he has.

His friends have of course picked up on this and love to annoy him. Especially Dabi. He openly flirts and hits on you in front of Tomura to get a reaction out of him and no does he get one. It's as if he has a death wish.

It always results in him roughly fragile you away from the scarred man straight to your bedroom to remind you and everyone else what you belong to.

A choked cry leaves your throat as your boyfriend roughly bottoms out inside of you. He hardly even gives you time to adjust before starting his back breaking pace.

"A-ahh Tomura. Too much." Your voice comes out as a whine while you claw at your boyfriends back. He lifts his head from where he'd previously been sucking a hickey into your skin to give you a sickly grin.

"Oh yeah? But that scorched son of a bitch flirting with you wasn't?"

Shigaraki is a big fan of quickies. He especially loves them right before he has a big mission or meeting to attend. It gives him the opportunity to fuck out all the nerves and frustration beforehand.

Speaking of frustration. He definitely takes it out on you. When a mission goes wrong or fails? He fucks you. His team doesn't take him seriously? He fucks you.

Captain of head during videogames club.

I'm sorry to say this but I doubt that this man will give you lovey dovey aftercare.

Let's be honest, you take care of him on a daily basis, reminding him to eat and drink water and take a break when needed. And to moisturize. He barely knows how to care for himself, whats to say about you.

After sex you'd have to convince him to take a shower to get cleaned up and even more so to come to bed with you afterwards rather than play videogames or just passing out immediately afterwards.

The most love you can expect from him afterwards is some cuddles if he does agree to come to bed or he'd have you straddling him while gaming so you can still get your sought after attention. He'd press a kiss to your forehead now and then.

It may not be a lot to anyone else but you know that this is his own special way to let you know he cares for you and loves you.

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So...about that Obitine Anidala rant. Also, you said something about how Sidious and Obi-Wan are foils. I would love it if you elaborate. (Also, I love your blog.)

Awwwww thank you anon!  I just be yelling on here!

*wheezes* okie doke!  Tho I stress that this won’t exactly be a rant because I adore Obitine and Anidala and rant kinda implies aggression towards them, this is more of just a long-ass ramble because while I love them, I don’t always love the way canon portrays them in the narrative, particularly in relationship to each other, because I often do not feel that what the show is trying to push us to think about them is accurate to how they actually act and come across.  Notably, the show attempts to draw comparisons to the two relationships that really don’t exist below surface level similarities.  Again, these are my own personal opinions, and in fact, I welcome discussion!  I truly do!  Please politely debate me on this if you disagree!

(god dammit it got long again, so long I’ll actually put ur Sidious and Obi Wan as foils part in a separate post)

I’ll get to why exactly the show compares the relationships very strangely in a moment, but first we gotta explore the reason why it does this in the first place, which is that the Clone Wars show has decided to make Obi Wan and Anakin narrative foils to one another.  Narrative foils, by the literary definition, are two characters that contrast one another.  They don’t have to be the protagonist and the antagonist, these characters can be on the same side, basically the thing is that they have “opposite” personalities where if one character is hot, the other is cold, if one character chooses to go right, the other will go left.  It’s usually used to show one character’s qualities as more favorable for the situation as opposed to anyone else’s.

TCW does this whenever they possibly can with Anakin and Obi Wan.  I get its reasoning behind it.  I do.  The reasoning is that while Anakin is supposed to be a main character, he makes questionable decisions quite often and for the kiddies watching, those decisions must be seen as Bad even if the hero does it, so they have Obi Wan, the unquestionable good guy, encounter the exact same scenarios Anakin makes his questionable decisions in, and then has Obi Wan make the Right(TM) decision to teach the kids a valuable lesson.  They turn Obi Wan into the voice of reason for the entire show, which turns basically almost everything Obi Wan and Anakin do into a constant competition in the narrative in a way the movies do not do (and I’ll get to the movies later).  I’m not saying it’s necessarily a bad thing, making them foils, but it’s definitely more of a show-only thing and it does it quite, quite often.

So yeah, TCW likes to compare Obi Wan and Anakin to the point that sometimes they try and use Obi Wan to diminish Anakin’s genuine trauma and struggles by going “well why didn’t you do it like THIS?” and I think that writing parallel plotlines for the purpose of shaming/criticism is kinda ://////, but that’s another rant for another day that again, if y’all wanna hear about, lmk

Anyway, the need to compare them absolutely made its way into their romantic relationships as well, as they acknowledge the similarities in the show, and Filoni and the crew explicitly compare the two relationships in interviews.

Basically my problem with how they try and draw said parallels can be boiled down to one quote by Filoni that a cursory Google search could not find but I know exists so y’all can take my word or not, that went along the lines of “Obi Wan and Satine are like Anakin and Padmé but better because they know how to stay unattached and let each other go.  They’re a success story.”  I disagreed with this quote so much it inspired me to write a whole-ass fic about it (Mutuals update: yes, it is coming soon, Darth Maul is just himself and therefore an utter pain in the ass to do a POV on and is fighting me like the bitchass he is)

My thesis that I will be arguing today is that while TCW tried to create Obitine as an Anidala parallel, they’re really not similar in the way the writers think they are.  Obitine is not a success story to Anidala, they’re a goddamn tragedy too; the real parallel to Anidala is that Obitine also ended in death and tears despite making all the “right” decisions instead of all the “wrong” ones, and that is what is sad about them.

Like, on the surface level?  Yeah, the crew-intended parallels are there.  A fancy politician and a Jedi get together after the Jedi is assigned as the politician’s bodyguard.  The first time they see each other in over a decade the guy’s first words are basically “damn girl you’re still hot”, there is Conflict(TM) and the choice to try and be together or stay yearningly apart because they are Forbidden(TM) to be together, and ultimately a Sith Lord fucks them both over because he’s obsessed with the Jedi and uses Politician Lady to his advantage, finds and exploits a vulnerability of hers, destroys her life’s work, and then lets her die to make Jedi Man sad.  The difference is all that one pair said “yeah we aren’t gonna break the rules to be together” and the other said “fuck it yeah we are, let’s do this”

But beneath all of that, they real similarities are different and not at all focused on by the narrative.  Obi Wan and Anakin are extremely different people, as are Padmé and Satine, so their relationship dynamics together will not be the same.  You want to try and compare Obi Wan and Anakin and then compare Satine and Padmé like the crew attempts to, and you can’t, they have the same job but not nearly the same life.  Namely, the funny coincidence is that Obi Wan and Padmé are much more similar in personality, while Anakin and Satine are also much more similar in personality, so the first time they meet again, it’s both Anakin and Satine as the one who’s been pining for over a decade and the one more actively pursuing the relationship, while Obi Wan and Padmé who are more like “uh, hi, wow, you’re hot and this is a Problem because I have a job to do pls don’t look at me like that but also I will Cause Problems On Purpose and flirt with you anyway because I can’t help it”.  I get the Corruption TCW ep with Sati and Pads was mostly intended just to help Satine pass the Bechdel test and also show how similar the two leading lady love interests are, but it was a genuinely creative episode that actually ended up showing how much Satine and Padmé compliment each other instead of mirroring each other, much like Obi Wan and Anakin do.

And, onto my next point, despite the character parallels being wrong, the parallels in the relationship are different too.  Like I said, the parallel isn’t that Obi Wan and Satine aren’t attached like Anakin and Padmé are.  The parallel is that Obitine is actively running from what that attachment means instead of embracing it like Anidala is.  The show would argue that since they try to avoid it, that they are able to live without one another, means they aren’t attached like the Jedi define it, but I argue that they definitely still are attached to a degree because they cannot give each other up.  They held torches for each other from a timerange of 15 YEARS.  Yes I know they spent an entire year together at a young and emotionally volatile point in their lives, but I stand that NO ONE is that hung up on their ex for that long unless there is some serious emotions involved.  Anakin was hung up on Padmé for ten years, and that was because Palpatine was constantly bolstering those affections and reminding him of Padmé.  Obes and Sati both-- or at least Satine, the show always makes Obi Wan’s feelings for Satine in return much more vague --held on to their feelings for five years longer without the influence of a Sith Lord.

And the thing is, they know it.  Obi Wan and Satine are both fully aware that they haven’t been able to shake each other off like they should and that that is a Problem, that’s why they’re both a mite venomous with each other beneath the flirting at first, they’re both extremely frustrated with themselves for not being able to get over this thing they have, and frustrated with the other for being there as an active temptation.

And yet, they still are attached to each other.  They try to avoid it, they definitely try, and that’s what makes them different from Anidala, but they are definitely still attached.  You can see it in Obi Wan’s actions in Voyage of Temptation when Merrik is threatening to blow the ship, the way he hesitates in attacking him because that would be “striking an unarmed man”.  Obi Wan Kenobi does not prefer violence, no, but he has never hesitated to cut a bitch before if it’s for the good of the many.  This is the man who stabbed someone with a fork and threatened to eat him just to maintain his cover as a dangerous criminal.  This is the guy who had no problem killing Zam Wessel for information to protect Padmé.  This is a pragmatist who prefers peaceful solutions, but he does not hesitate if he feels it is a justified offense.  But this time, when an entire shipful of people is at risk, Obi Wan hesitates.  Because he doesn’t want to upset Satine.  Because he’s probably thinking on how she told him that if he had killed the last terrorist they encountered, she wouldn’t speak to him, how she had criticized every time he used violence to escape Death Watch before.  He hesitates because he’s putting her happiness, just for a second, over the sake of duty.  Do I think that if Anakin hadn’t shown up to save their moral compasses, Obi Wan would have eventually taken out Merrik?  Absolutely; hell, I honestly think Satine might have done it.

But the matter was, Merrik could have pressed the kill switch any second of Obi Wan’s hesitation, and Obi Wan knew that, and was hesitating anyway.

I am calling this attachment solely because if the situation was reversed, if this was Anakin and Padmé in this situation, with Anakin not taking out a dangerous criminal because he doesn’t want to upset Padmé (lol ignoring the fact that Pads 1000% would have shot that bitch, and even if she didn’t, Anakin would because he is perfectly fine with hurting his loved ones’ feelings if he feels it’ll keep them safe), god, the narrative would have eaten Anakin alive.  

No, I won’t take criticism.  I know how the show handles the Anidala dynamic.  It would have shown Obi Wan popping up to take out the baddie as him doing the right thing and saving the day, and then Anakin would have been shamed for letting his feelings for his wife get in the way of protecting a shipful of people.  THAT would be the Vader foreshadowing, none of this “only a cold-blooded killer” shit, no way would they ever stick that label on Obi Wan.

So yeah, I’m going off of the fact that if that would have been classified as attachment for Anidala-- which, it would, then. it counts for Obitine.

And then Obi Wan and Satine continue to be hung up on each other for the rest of the eps they’re in, Satine saying in words multiple times how much she loves and cares about him and wishes things could be different, and Obi Wan performing it in actions, risking his own neck and political standing to help her even when she’s a fugitive, probably personally putting in to send his own grandpadawan to help her later.  Right up to the time when Satine decides that she is going to call Obi Wan when she is deposed.  Not the Senate.  Not any powerful politician friends.  Not even the Jedi Order or the Council as a whole.  She calls and addresses her distress call to Obi Wan alone.  And Obi Wan, as now revealed to us by TCW S7, defies Council orders and breaks a century old neutrality treaty to try and bust her, a convicted murderer in the eyes of the Republic and Mandalore, out.  He didn’t even know Maul had her.  Just knew she was in danger and came running to her aid.  He risks starting a potential war to come save her.  They acted so in love that Vizsla was able to guess from being around them for like five seconds, and was able to tell Maul exactly who he would need to bait Obi Wan.

That is where the attachment comes from.  It’s the fact that Obi Wan and Satine tried so, so hard to give each other up and do the right thing, but when it came down to it, they couldn’t lose the other one so they put them first when logically they shouldn’t.  And thus, Satine ended up dead.

Now I know most people will argue with me that actually Filoni means that since they didn’t stay together after the year on the run, THAT is what makes them able to give each other up, and also the fact that Obi Wan didn’t go dark side and murder everyone when Satine died.

But I still think that at least the murder front is a fairly low bar to cross, and anyway, that just because they could live without each other didn’t mean they weren’t still attached.  Anakin and Padmé were apart for 10 years and then even after that, they were apart almost constantly during the war.  Just because they could live apart or even past the other’s death didn’t mean they weren’t attached, as they both still had not let the other go mentally and also broke rules to try and ensure the other would not die, even if the rules said they should let it happen.

So yeah, that’s my big theory.  We can’t compare Obitine with Anidala by saying Obitine was a success story, we compare them by acknowledging that both struggled with attachments and letting the other go, but Obitine at least tried to the bitter end to do the right thing while Anidala didn’t really bother, and both ended up with dead women and broken men regardless, and that is the true sad parallel to me.

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6x01 Liveblog

So, I couldn’t watch The 100 live, but I still wanted to liveblog, so all of my shitty ass thoughts about the premiere are under the cut!

I am tagging this as The 100, mainly for my own tagging system, but if you find this and don’t follow me, please be aware that I’m anti-Clarke, anti-Emori, anti-Memori, anti-Abby, anti-Kane, and anti-Kabby and that I’m pro-Becho, pro-Murphy, and pro-Octavia. My liveblog reflects all of that, so read on at your own, informed risk!

Monty’s voiceover is gonna make me cry.

Why is Emori smiling when Monty says goodbye and everyone looks upset????

DRAG ABBY’S ASS, RAVEN!!!!!

GET THAT D, RAVEN!

Okay, Raven still has a full face of perfect makeup, maybe she should get a better D.

What? Emori, flip flopping on her opinions about someone? S h o c k i n g.

Emori: *Insults Clarke.*

Murphy: *Insults Clarke.*

Emori: Don’t insult Clarke, Murphy, she did what was right.

Emori, shut the fuck up and let someone else talk.

DRAG CLARKE’S ASS, RAVEN!

MACKSON!!!!!!!

DRAG CLARKE’S ASS, SHAW!!!!!

Goddamn commercials!

Wait, was it Bellamy saying Clarke did what was right in the end when they were eating the algae? Also, WHEN DID SHE DO WHAT WAS RIGHT!?!?! 

NIYLAH!!!!!

Why the fuck is Abby trying to make Niylah feel guilty?

Awwwww, Jordan is sad! 

I forgot that Jordan literally just lost his parents and is grieving them while doing, like, everything.

DRAG! HER! ASS!

OCTAVIA!!!!!!!!

Poor Jackson, just wants everyone to be safe and they all keep fucking off and potentially getting themselves killed.

Bellamy wants to swim with Echo! Echo wants no part of that shit! 

Is Jackson the new co-dad of the group? Are him and Bellamy gonna split up the responsibilities of parenting all of them? Is one gonna be the good cop and one gonna be the bad cop? Are they gonna make a chore chart and give them curfews and allowances?

Jackson’s such a fucking nerd, I love it.

LET MACKSON KISS, YOU COWARDS!

Awwwww, Miller’s feeling guilty. And Jackson’s comforting him. Your! Fave! Could! Never!

BECHO CUDDLES!!!!!!

A+ in the death glare department, Shaw!

Shut the fuck up, Clarke.

DRAG! HER! ASS!

Shut the fuck up, Clarke, Murphy got a second chance from Bellamy, he didn’t even get one from you. And he’s changed, you haven’t.

Do you know what ‘cover up’ means, Shaw!?!

SHAW!!!!!!!!!!

Emori: *Yells get him out*

Emori: *Doesn’t move to get him out*

Yeah, you’re sure acting clean, Abby.

Shut the fuck up, Clarke.

Get your dirty, murderous hands off of Murphy, you genocidal bitch.

Murphy, I know you’re kinky and all, and I completely support that, but that is NOT the way to get Miller to have rough sex with you!

It’s on commercial, so I thought I’d say it one more time, I HATE CLARKE AND EMORI AND THEY BOTH NEED TO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MURPHY! AND CLARKE NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM BELLAMY!

I kind of want Bellamy and Echo to constantly be next to each other, but I also kind of love how they’re very deliberately not right next to each other. They’re the two leaders, one’s in the front, one’s towards the back, they have eyes on everyone and everywhere. Clarke’s in the front because she’s an interloper and inserting herself into the situation

I love Murphy so damn much.

MURPHY SAID KINKY! HE SAW A COLLAR AND HIS FIRST THOUGHT WAS KINKY!

Awww, Murphy tried to give Bellamy a gift!

Oh god, I know Murphy taking that...... whatever it is is going to come back and bite him in the ass. It’ll either get them all accused of being thieves or Bellamy will get mad at him for it and Emori will use it as excuse to break up with him. I don’t know how, but it’ll come back. Or is entirely inconsequential. I can’t really tell with this show.

Shut the fuck up, Kane!

OCTAVIA!!!!!!!!

DRAG THEM, OCTAVIA!

Let him choke on his own self-righteous blood.

Shut the fuck up, Emori. The Psychosis is barely taking hold and even so, it’s the same as she was all last season.

MURPHY SINGING!!!!!!

Bellamy and Echo being simultaneously done and amused by their boyfriend/sub, my heart!

Murphy has got MOVES!

Well, Emori’s emotionally stabbed him in the heart, she might as well do it physically.

Overall thoughts: FUCK Clarke, Emori, Abby, and Kane. I LOVE the rest of the characters, especially Murphy, Bellamy, Jackson, Miller, Echo, and Octavia. 

What did you all think about it?

[dingoes8myrp]

Mom and I React to Game of Thrones 7x06

Before the show

Mom: "I think Daenerys is going to save them with her dragons."

Me: "I don't know. She's gotta do something that's not fucking selfish. I mean, what the fuck? She startd out all 'Oh, I need to help these people.' Now she's all 'Bend the knee' and shit. But she's realizing he's going anyway and she's like 'Wait, really?' Like it's not just a ploy to take her army."

Mom: "She's gotta save him! And I hope the guy with the beard doesn't die because he loves Brienne. They need to get it on."

Me: "But Brienne loves Jamie."

Mom: "Oh, shit!"

She forgot about Brienne and Jamie for a minute

-

Recap

Arya finds the scroll in Baelish's chamber

Me: "He meant for her to find that, whatever it is. It's a trick."

Mom: "Shit."

Jon: "We're on the same side. We're all breathing."

Me: "'All life is precious.'"

-

Beyond the Wall

Jon: "There's not a woman within a hundred miles of here."

Tormund: "We've got to make do with what we've got."*eyes Gendry*

Mom: "Hah!"

Me: "Did he just hit on Gendry?"

Jon gives Longclaw to Jorah

Me: "Awwwwww!"

Jorah gives it back

Me: "Awwwww!"

-

Winterfell

Arya: "I knew I was breaking the rules, but he was smiling so I knew it wasn't wrong. The rules were wrong."

Me: "Yesss!"

Arya reads Sansa the scroll

Me: "Ohhhh! She DID write that!"

Sansa calls out Sansa about Ned's execution

Me: "Oooof."

Mom: "That's Littlefinger pitting the two sisters against each other."

-

Beyond the Wall

Tormund talks to The Hound

Me: "These guys are all bickering like children. It's hilarious."

-

Dragonstone

Daenerys: (to Tyrion about Jon) "He's too little for me."

Me: *chokes on a potato chip laughing*

Daenerys: "We will discuss the succession after I wear the crown."

Mom: "She's not gonna wear the crown. She's not gonna make it."

-

Beyond the Wall

Blizzard

Mom: "They can't see shit! Horse! I see a horse! A bear? Oh, fuck!"

CHOMP

Me and Mom: "AHHH!'

Zombie polar bear

Me: "I can't even tell who's dying here."

Mom: "No, not that guy! We need that guy to bring everyone back!"

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

Me: "That's what happens when the party lets the Cleric be the Heavy."

D&D reference totally lost on my mom

-

Winterfell

Sansa: "Where'd she get it?"

Baelish: "I don't know."

Mom: "He DOES know! Little..."

Littlefinger mentions Brienne

Me: "What the hell's he involving her for?"

Littlefinger hints at maybe having Arya killed

Me: "Oh, fuck."

Mom: "He's such a fucking asshole."

-

Beyond the Wall

Jon smashes the white walker

Me: "Smash!"

All the wights fall

Me: "OOOOOH!"

One straggler

Mom: "Why didn't it work on him?"

Me: "Well, they have to take one, so giddy up."

Rumbles

Mom: "Oh God, they're coming."

Tormund takes Gendry's hammer

Me: "REALLY?!"

They did not just send our boy off alone with no weapon

The one straggler guy falls

Me: "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Wights surround them

Me: "Same shit What's-his-face did. Learn, like, one lesson Jon."

Ramsay. What's-his-face was Ramsay but I couldn't spit it out in that split second in my distress

Gendry runs his ass off

Me: "This poor bastard with no weapon."

Mom: "Does he even know where the Christ he is?"

Jon and co huddle with the bagged up wight

Me: "The fuck are they doing?"

Mom: "They're on a rock with water all around them. Waiting."

Me: "For the guy whose one weapon they took who isn't accustomed to running his ass off in cold weather."

Gendry collapses

Mom: "He made it!"

Davos yells for the maester

Mom: "She's gotta show up with the dragon. They're gonna freeze to death there."

Me: "She's gonna send a scroll back. 'Bend the knee, bitch.'"

Mom: "Stop!"

Beric: *casually tells Jon to kill the Night King.*

Me: "'Oh, yeah. I'll just go and do that. No problem.' Is he fucking serious?"

-

Winterfell

Sansa reads a scroll

Sansa: "It's an invitation from King's Landing."

Me: "EWW!"

Sansa: "If they want another Stark prisoner they can come and take me."

Me: "Fucking exactly."

Sansa: "I do not need to be watched over!"

Me: "Oh, for fuck's sake, Sansa. Grow a brain."

Sansa tells Brienne firmly to go to King's Landing

Me: "Oh! 'Cause Littlefinger wanted to get Brienne involved in some shit. So she's sending her away."

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Dragonstone

Daenerys walks over to the dragons

Mom: "Yup, she's going."

Tyrion tells her to do nothing

Me: "Twat."

Daenerys flies off with all three dragons

Me: "Ooh, all three of them are going."

Mom: "She's gonna wipe 'em all out."

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Beyond the Wall

Mom: "Just hang on! She'll be there quick."

The Hound hucks a rock at a skeleton

Me: "Oof."

Rock skids across the ice

Mom: "Mistake."

The Hound: "Ohhh fuck."

Why is he allowed on the team again?

Skeleton walks across

Me: "Strollin' with his Uggs."

Dudes in an all out slice and dice fight

Me: "You notice it's always the women who swoop in and save the men in this?"

Mom: "Yup."

Fight escalates

Me: "Come on Daenerys, what the fuck?"

Tormund gets overwhelmed

Mom: "No! NO!"

The Hound finally saves him from that terrifyingly long agonizing drag across the ice

Me: "Finally, fuck."

Wights climbing up the cliff and driving them toward the edge

Mom: "Where IS she?!"

Jon gets that look of 'well, I guess this is how I die.'

Dragon fire

Me: "Ohhhh I just got warm and fuzzy."

Jon lets the other guys get up on the dragons and keeps fighting to cover them

Night King grabs an ice spear

Me: "Oh fuck."

Mom: "He's gonna hit a dragon."

Dragon plummets HARD

Me: "Oh! Aww, he's dead."

We were so distressed here, guys

Jon tells Daenerys to leave as he gets tackled under the ice

Mom: "She's gonna go after the Night King."

Daenerys dodges with the dragon and almost dumps her passengers

Me: "You gotta warn people, Dany. Jesus."

Mom: "JON!"

Jon comes up out of the ice

Mom: "He's still alive!"

Jon is blue and exhausted

Me: "Um, barely."

Herd turns as Jon hobbles over

Me: "She's gonna circle back around and go for the Night King."

Fire mace thing (I do not know what it's called)

Me: "BENJEN!"

Mom: "The uncle!"

Jon tells Benjen to come with him and Benjen refuses

Mom: "He can't cross the wall anyway."

Me: "Jon didn't even know he wasn't dead. He met Bran and them, not Jon."

Mom: "Oh!"

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The Wall

Dragon screech

Me: "Aww they're morning the one they lost."

Horn blows

Mom: "Oh, it's him! She waited!"

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Winterfell

Sansa sneaks into Arya's room, opens a satchel

Mom: "I hope she doesn't have any faces in there."

Me: "Haha!"

OH MY GOD, SHE TOTALLY HAD FACES IN THERE!!!

Arya asks Sansa to play the game of faces

Me: "Gah-hah!"

This is the creepiest shit

Arya says she'd like to wear Sansa's face and just walks out

Me: "She's like 'What the FUCK?!'"

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Ship

Jon wakes up and the first thing he says is he's sorry

Me: *heartbroken*

Jon calls Daenerys Dany

Daenerys: "Who was the last person to call me that? My brother."

Me: "Gah-ha!"

Jon calls Daenerys his queen

Mom: "She's gonna have sex with him."

Me: "Ew."

Mom: "Really?"

Me: "He is her brother."

Mom: "Only half."

Me: "..."

How is this less gross than Cersei and Jamie?!

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Beyond the Wall

Wights pulling chains

Me: "What?"

They pull the dead dragon out of the ice

Me: *GAAAASP*

Mom: "Ohhhh shit."

Me: "Well that's gonna be fucking terrible."

Mom: "She's not gonna be able to kill it! Someone else is gonna have to kill it. Like Stassi with her thing."

Me: "Who?!"

Mom: "The other queen with her thing." *mimes a crossbow*

Me: "Cersei?"

Mom: "Yes."

Me: "He is still trying to recruit her because then he'll have everybody."

[theonceoverthinker]

OUAT 3X01 - The Heart of the Truest Believer

Finally, I can start Season 3! It’s been so long that I can HEART-ly believe it!

...Did you miss the puns? I missed the puns. I don’t think Emma did, because I’m just hanging on by a thread! 

(Ha! Snuck two in!)

Anyway, let’s get under the cut and see what this episode has to offer!

Press Release Emma, Mary Margaret, David, Regina, Mr. Gold and Hook enter Neverland to search for a kidnapped Henry, they’re greeted by a school of not-to-friendly mermaids who threaten to end their search before it begins; Henry finds himself on the run from the Lost Boys with another escapee from Peter Pan’s encampment; and Neal, recovering from his wounds, travels through the Enchanted Forest with Mulan in an attempt to learn the fates of Emma and Henry.

General Thoughts - Characters/Stories/Themes and Their Effectiveness Neverland Seas ”I blame you.” Yeah, I disagree, Emma. For one thing, this plays a pretty small part of the overall story. For another, while they tried to convince her of what to do, it was Emma’s ultimate decision to do it. As she says, “We’re the same age. We have equal amounts of wisdom.” For a third, their decision, while endangering Henry, saved Regina. For a fourth, the only people’s faults for Henry’s capture are Greg and Tamara. *sighs* Look, I get Emma’s grief and worry, but this writing direction doesn’t feel genuine for her to deflect blaming Snow and David. It feels like a conflict was thrown in so that there would be more of a disconnect between her and her family.  I love Emma, but I can admit when a scene makes her completely unsympathetic despite the framing telling me otherwise, and this is a prime example. And here’s the thing: This never comes up again! Emma doesn’t apologize to them. This moment is utterly pointless!

The importance of teamwork is the big theme of this segment and once we get over that hiccup of a scene as I just mentioned, it’s delivered incredibly effectively. The conflicts between the characters, both internal and external, are incredibly real and no one is holding back. And the twist of those conflicts causing the storm is handled well! Rumple presents the bare essence of the theme, about Emma’s lack of belief, and because he chooses to go off on his own, the narrative has him fail by putting him into a traumatising position, whereas Emma’s belief in their abilities as a team and, in correlation with Rumple’s speech, herself, allows for the rest of the Nevengers to succeed.

Neverland Island So I have a nice bit to say about this segment, but it all applies to my “Favorite Dynamics” segment, so you’ll see that down there!

Enchanted Forest There’s not really much to be said about the story other than I liked it. That’s not to say that I didn’t like it or I didn’t appreciate the characters re-introduced or the interactions between them, but it was rather simple and that just doesn’t leave me a lot to talk about in terms of a breakdown of themes of major character actions. Still, the pacing was nice and the story was engaging!

Insights - Stream of Consciousness -So I didn’t realize that Emma giving birth to Henry was the first scene of the season. For some reason, I was under the impression that it happened at the start of “Coming Home,” but I honestly love it being here. Immediately, you get the sense that this arc was well planned so that it could return to this moment at the end of “Coming Home.”

-Also, I love that flicker of light as Emma gives birth! Such a special part of Emma’s life -- one filled with both joy and misery as she decides to give Henry away -- deserves the magical treatment!

-I seriously got choked up as Emma denied her chance at being Henry’s mother from the start. There’s so much love for him from the start and while it’s causing her so much pain, she’s doing what she thinks is best for him. And the gentle and yet powerful way the theme plays in the background just kills me. Swan Believer forever!

-Damn, what a cool way to go back to the present! We’re put right in the action, not missing a minute of the adventure.

-I will NEVER get over how much I love hearing Killian say “Neverland.” Whether in “The Crocodile” or here, Colin puts so much energy into the word, encompassing the danger and adventure to be found there.

-”It’s a good thing you guys don’t ask any questions.” My sentiments exactly, Henry!

-”More time than I care to remember trying to leave this place to kill Rumplestiltskin.” This provides some interesting insight into Killian’s character. It implies (to me) that he devised his Dreamshade plan with quite a few years to spare before his escape, whereas I always assumed that the planning took most of the time and that the escape was just a pinch of time towards the end.

-”Villains don’t get happy endings.” It’s incredible that this line, said by a character that left so little of an impression, is what follows Regina, Rumple, and Killian throughout basically the rest of the series.

-”That’s a great use of our time. A wardrobe change.” To be fair, Killian, Rumple’s not going to be in fighting shape sporting a Calvin Klein suit. This...honestly weird ass outfit makes the most sense.

-”You don’t believe in your parents, you don’t believe in magic, or even yourself.” Talk about a kickass line of foreshadowing of all that she’s going to overcome by the end of this arc!

-”When have you ever taken a real leap of faith?” Give it about a half hour, Rumple!

-So I must say, it’s funny that a lack of evidence is brought up as such a big story element here, but once Tink enters the picture, it’s her need for evidence as to the safety of their voyage back that secures it. A bit of dissonance, but nothing too severe.

-I love how Rumple spins his cane as he disappears. Rumple is the most beautifully extra person across the realms.

-I probably should’ve discussed this last time, but I love the design for the Lost Boys. They give off this air of being lost souls and their numbers stand to make them very intimidating.

-So going off of Greg’s death as well as the events of “Awake,” I’m gonna say that a shadow rip doesn’t necessitate death unless the shadow ripper wants it to mean death.

-”No time for questions.” I like that subtle line that’s in tune with Greg and Tamara’s line of no asking questions, foreshadowing the revelation about him.

-Damn! JMO is strong!

-The dialogue in the scene with Neal, Mulan, Aurora, and Phillip flows so naturally!

-”How long was he with you?” ”Long enough for me to know that I miss him, too.” I normally don’t make timeline jokes, but...come onnnnn!

-”I will not be capsized by fish.” This may be my new favorite David line.

-Also, any pretense that murder leaves any long-lasting effects of Snow and David go the fuck away when David tries to kill mermaids.

-Why didn’t Regina get rid of them earlier?

-”If Pan wants you, he WILL get you.” This line is delivered so well. Pan is not only just barely holding out from outright bragging, but is trying to deteriorate Henry’s belief and seeing that it isn’t working, cementing his part to play in Pan’s ploy.

-”Lead the way.” Am I the only one humming “Follow the Leader?”

-I like how, until Rumple enchants her, Tamara physically can’t talk. Very realistic.

-You know, everyone talks about heart colors when it comes to Rumple, Regina, Snow, and Killian, but does anyone notice how Tamara’s heart was pretty freakin’ red when Gold crushed it?

-Did no one read “Lord of the Flies?” Get the conch shell away from your enemies!

-”Filet the bitch.” I’m starting to think that all of my favorite character lines in this show have to do with aquatic life.

-”We need to think this through.” Emma, that why they’re shouting at each other. They’re discussing the matter.

-Okay, so I’m not the biggest Robin Sr. fan (And I’m hoping that this rewatch changes that for the better), but this was a solid entrance. It feels iconic, plays to the character’s power and good nature, and the more neutral yet noble tone that the scene requires plays well to Sean’s strengths.

-”See these markings? He was keeping track of me growing.” Awwwww!!! Papafire moment! That was necessary and beautiful!

-I just realized, this is our intro to blood magic! Cool!

-”I ruined YOUR life?” Regina, please. I thought we were past that…

-”Don’t call my wife a slag!” Yeah, Killian. You deserved the fuck outta that punch.

-I love the music that plays during the flying sequence! It’s gorgeous, distinct, and whimsical!

-CAPTAIN CHARMING BROMANCE!!! We have taken off!

-So I’m guessing that Rumple has encountered Felix at least one or two times.

-”Each of us have been too busy being at each other’s throats to be believers.” Those things aren’t correlated.

-”We need to do this the right way.” “No, we don’t. We just need to succeed.” YESSSS! Emma! That is my girl! She gets her tactics from her mama!!

-”It’s easier to get people to hate something than to believe.” That’s...incredibly accurate.

Arcs - How Are These Storylines Progressing? Everyone Working Together AND The Mission to Save Henry- ”It’s time for all of us to believe, not in magic, but in each other.” Emma’s speech took a sentence to get going, but once it did, DAMN did it get good! Now, as one gleams from this episode, these two arcs are one and the same. The only way Henry is saved is by working together, and this episode completely captures why that’s so important.

Emma Accepting Her Parents - This second-part-of-an-arc got off to SUCH a weak start, and that’s frustrating because I KNOW it gets better from here. But what I said above does apply.

Greg and Tamara - “We don’t ask questions. We just believe in our cause.” Holy crap. Tamara and Greg went from being two pretty intelligent and well designed villains into being total morons. I will say, part of me is glad that they did because if not, their conflict would’ve been way too close to a science vs. religion debate for comfort. But they also die here. To be honest, if anyone but Rumple was to find one of them, I’d rather it have been Greg who got the additional moments of life to speak and allow for Henry to get away. His story, well, was actually a story, whereas Tamara’s connection to Neal is loose at best.

Killian’s Redemption - Killian’s redemption takes an honest-to-goodness step forward. He’s acting on his decision to care about someone other than himself (And that shows through the two people aboard the ship that can stand him), but still has quite a bit of his verbal firepower and contempt (Towards David and Rumple) that reminds us of his villainous past and that his redemption won’t be all sunshine and rainbows.

Rumple’s Redemption - Rumple takes what is a realistic step back, though I’m not even certain I should call it a step back. Despite being his Rumple-y self, the narrative makes it very clear that his decision to dessert the group and chastise them beforehand are made on behalf of the mission to save Henry. And as we see the personal trials he’s already taken on in this pursuit with the confrontation with Pan’s minion, there’s so much power that grows with these decisions.

Regina’s Redemption - Regina also takes a step back into some of her more vicious tendencies: hating on Snow, defaulting to magic and violence for all her solutions. I personally like this because while there’s an understanding that these people are family, the anger and resentment between Regina and them is still present and in the heat of the moment, Regina won’t forget it. I will say, the Regina Blames the World trope is back and it still annoys me, though slightly less so here because the framing wasn’t going for sympathy in that moment.

Favorite Dynamic Henry and Pan. Pan’s dynamic with Henry sets up perfectly the kind of monster he will be for the rest of the season. He’s an incredible manipulator and plans out everything he says in order to activate Henry’s belief just when he needs to. Look at the way he set up the pixie dust and how that moment pays off! It’s makes for a triumphant moment that becomes terrifying in hindsight. But what makes this dynamic work so well is how it is set up. In the few minutes we see before Pan’s disguised appearance, Neverland has shown itself to be a cruel place. The location itself is darkly lit and the two villains of the previous season are violently murdered. Because of that, we as an audience clutch to Pan just as Henry does and because of that, for the first time, our belief causes suffering as the deception is exposed.

Writer Adam and Eddy, as usual start up the season! And I honestly like it. A lot of it is good! I’d compare it to the Season 1 finale where it’s a good mix of story and character moments (And just like in the Season 1 finale, has a completely pointless and aggravating moment, but thankfully, this one doesn’t mean a lot)! I feel like the characters were put in a solid place where they have room to grow and are put somewhere that keeps them intimate and gives them opportunities for great dynamics!

Rating 9/10. This episode is a great way to start off the season! The settings and themes have been set up well, and the characters are in good form! It’s exciting and adventurous, but nerve racking all the same. It makes me super excited for what’s to come!

Flip My Ship - The Home of All Things “Shippy Goodness” Captain Swan - Look, season 2 was not Captain Swan’s golden time for shipping (For me, at least), but Season 3 is here and they are glorious! Killian is incredibly respectful of Emma, comforts her over her worries, addresses underlying grief she has for Baelfire, and supports her as she prepares for Neverland’s horrors. It’s honestly amazing! Also, Emma and Killian are sailing the Roger together during the storm!! They’re working together and it is the BEST!!! Ship of dreams...quite literally! Swanfire - And don’t think I forgot about Swanfire! Both Emma’s grief and Neal’s devotion to getting back to her is such a big presence in this episode. “Tell Emma I’m alive, and that I love her.” Letting Emma know that he’s both okay and loves her is Neal’s main priority and that’s just incredible! And I loved Neal’s scene with Mulan as he discusses his regrets leaving Emma. <3

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Woohoo! Season 3 is off to a solid start and I can’t wait to take the rest of Peter Pan’s Flight! Thank you for reading and to the fine folks at @watchingfairytales!

Next time...I don’t know. Reader, help me out, cause I’m lost...girl… ;)

See you guys then!

Season 3 Total (9/220)

Writer’s Scores: Adam and Eddy (9/60)

Operation Rewatch Archives

[lupienne]

#169 Ramblings

As usual, these ramblings might be all over the place and stupid as hell! I’ll put any speculations/what ifs/and shit in italics.

This was one of those 'seeding the crops' issues we often get at the start of a new volume. Not a lot really happens, but a shit-ton of seeds are planted in a very unruly garden and who knows what's gonna pop out of the ground in the coming months.

Ok, the cover is Dwight holding a gun to Rick's head, which ties in to issue at least word-wise.

Carl kneels at Andrea's grave. Lydia comes up, and Carl confesses how he killed Ben because no one else would, and he obviously still feels guilty about it because he cries. Although, the story ties in to Andrea; turns out Carl did confess to her after all, and when she still loved and accepted him... as a parent would... he started to call her mom. I can't remember if he called her mom before AOW, so maybe he fessed up after? Lydia says nothing, just lets him get his feelings out.

I still adore Lydia, there's something sweet and pure about her even though fucking assholes in her life traumatized and defiled her.

I do think this scene could have been condensed just a tad, because honestly, I'm kind of annoyed we still haven't seen Carl talk to Negan!! Not even a fucking glance or acknowledgment! Shit, he didn't even say anything to Rick about it! I mean, for three years, Carl snuck down on some kind of semi-regular basis to chat with Negan, so this totally blowing off of his thoughts on Negan's freedom/part in the war/etc... it's aggravating!

Ok, Rick struts his shit around Alexandria. Not really. I noticed he hasn't gotten a new cane yet. I thought he needed that thing to walk but maybe he's just doing some limpy-shuffle thing. Anyhoo, Maggie approaches him and she just can't stay quiet about that big leather-clad lug that's wandering the streets. Keeping her up at night! Thinking about how fine he is – er... or not.

Blah, blah, Maggie demands to know why Negan is free. Rick is like... I killed husbands and wives too... Maggie gets pissed.

Now this kind of makes me mad. Unless this is just a condensed version of the conversation, Rick doesn't mention Negan saved him. Doesn't mention how Negan fought on the front lines, or worked with him to thin the herd... I don't even think Maggie knows Negan killed Alpha. Like, so does Maggie just think Rick let out Negan and was like 'sic' em!' and pointed towards the walkers? Or let him out when the Saviors were at the door?

Look, I'm very over-protective of my Negan. But I know this situation is so sticky. Maggie can't just get over watching her husband get murdered or hate the one who did it. I get it. But at the same time, TWD is like some wild West world where you gotta sometimes kill, gotta be brutal, where nobody really is 'innocent' or can show bloodless hands. Even fucking Carl killed a kid, when he was only like nine years old. Rick and his group carved up and tortured the cannibals. They killed the Saviors on the road when they didn't have to. Just like Rick said 'I'm not excusing what he (Negan) did.) 'But I don't really see what makes me so different.'

I know anti-Negan people won't agree, but Negan didn't kill Glenn just for some sick thrill (the TV version...well don't get me started on that POS. LOL!) He was in charge of two major communities who helped supply and keep his people alive, and if those groups lost respect (aka fear) of him and saw he was letting some other group kill his men and steamroll over him... well... Negan's group might suffer then. Maybe the other groups would roll in and slaughter his people, fight back viciously or refuse to supply. To him maintaining a presence and status quo (aka killing Glenn (or anyone)) from the uppity new group was a MUST. It HAD to happen in his mind... for the survival of HIS people.

I don't think for a second Rick wouldn't take out some enemy and maybe even in a very brutal fashion, if he thought doing that kept his group from starving/being overrun/etc.

Anyhoo, of course, none of that matters to Maggie. XD She just wants to bathe herself in some sweet Savior blood. Or should I say ex-Savior. (Does that make him an antichrist? LOL!)

Rick says he can't kill Negan and locking him up seems unfair. Like once again, does Maggie know all the stuff Negan did to help the community? Rick says he has a deal and Negan will be leaving soon.

'That's really... kind... of you.' Maggie says with a pissy frown. And I know what's she thinking: you can't kill him... but I can.

Ok, the Euge and his secret phone sex line. Stephanie who didn't turn out to be Sherry like I thought. Hahahha. Just as Euge is about to blow his load to Steph's sultry moans, there is a knock on the door. Rick and Siddiq have come to cock-block.

Or rather, Rick claims the phone sex line as his own as he grabs the mic (?) and talks to Steph. They arrange to meet somewhere close to Steph's place. Eugene insists on going. The poor guy probably wants to get away after Andrea and Rosita's deaths :(

Rick does his limp-shuffle around looking for some scouts, specifically Jesus. He sees Dwight (aka little bitchy mcbitch) toiling away. “You just keep buzzing, busy bee. Make everyone think you're holding the place together..when really you're just making sure you get credit.' Like really, Dwight? Like you held the Saviors together, you fucking little runaway crybaby?

Rick: Bitch, I'll see you later, make sure you bring your fucking binkie.

Ok, a scene where Carl says he wants to go with Maggie. This is another scene that could have been cut... because Carl later tells Rick he wants to leave. I would've preferred this scene get cut and add one in of Carl talking to/mentioning... anything... about Negan!

Rick tries to recruit Jesus. Jesus doesn't want to leave, because he's got someone special worth staying for. Awwwww Aaron and Jesus have finally gone a step further than shy little smiles hahaha. :D Damn, I hope Kirkman doesn't break these two up (ie: kill one) because Jesus sure could use someone to relate to other than Maggie, and poor Aaron needs someone too.

Heh, Jesus's bashful little rub to the back of his neck was adorable.

BAM suddenly it’s the dark of night. Dwight is waiting on a porch for his Ricky-poo.

Rick is like 'dude, go on a mission for me.'

Dwight's like' Fuck no, motherfucker, I'm the Queen Bee around here.'

Dwight pulls some serious shit. 'Your time is DONE, Rick.'

Rick: 'ummm dude, you didn't even want to lead the Saviors but you want to take over here? Why, because my town is prettier than yours?' Lol

Dwight (in what is probably a whiny tone): Well the Saviors were a boiling pot of RAGE and I didn't want to be around that! WAH!' Guess what, Dwight, as their leader maybe you should have done something to diffuse that fucking rage! Not just walked away! Honestly, as this point I think Dwight is an insecure twat who likes to play victim. Time after time he makes up fucking woe-is-me bullshit.(I might have to write a detailed article on this... LOL)

I'll give him this – he does have some right to be angry over Sherry. I mean, he did love her, she was alone with Rick, then she died. LOL (She sure didn't' seem to return his love when she had John beating his ass. Hahaha. )

So Dwight says Rick does stuff impulsive and thinks everything he does is right because well... he's Rick. And of course if Rick does something, then it MUST be the right thing to do. He accuses Rick of escalating the situation with the Saviors (which Rick didn't do. I mean, yeah, killing Sherry wasn't exactly planned. But what was he gonna do about it? Lie and say she stepped out of town for a few decades?)

He whines about how Rick let Negan talk the Saviors down when Negan is sooo untrustworthy. Bitch, Negan is more trustworthy than your punk ass. Rick takes offense to Dwight talking trash about his Neegsy-poo. As Dwight (in a Negan-esque manner) talks about how 'reasonable' he is to talk in private instead of with his militia and their guns, Rick basically says 'stuff it up your hole' and turns to leave.

Dwight can't believe it! Rick has a lot on his place and doesn't have time to change Dwight's dirty diapers. He leaves but not without delivering some epic shit:

FUCK YESSSSS

Dwight is left sitting on the chair with his fists clenched like an angry toddler.

I had a thought that maybe Dwight lied about the Iron. Like, maybe he didn't get it just because he 'cheated' with Sherry on Negan. Maybe back then, Negan wasn't so egomanical and Dwight did something shitty, like threatening or beating Sherry, or trying to lead a mutiny, or stealing... or anything. Like, by the time Negan Ironed Mark, he was clearly on top of the world's tallest horse.

A little Michonne and Rick scene. She's going on the mission along with Yumiko, Magna, Siddiq and Eugene. (I wonder if Negan will join them on the road. LOL I bet Michonne would just LOVE his humor. Hahaha.) Magna could def use some more development, hell, I guess all of them can.

Michonne goes, Carl comes and reiterates what he told Maggie about moving to the Hilltop, but this scene is much better. :) I wonder if this will be the last time they see each other. :( It seemed like there was a lot of Rick death foreshadowing! Maybe a little too heavy handed. After all, Michonne is out on the road now... and she mentioned William is leading the Kingdom. So she’s just a rogue character floating around out there...

YAY finally some Negan. WOOOHOO.

The first time in the issue I laughed. Negan goes on about how much he loves pork and beans. Loves them so much he wants to die in puddles of his own pork-and-bean vomit and shit apparently, with beans oozing out of his ears and stuff. What a strange person.

I like this pic of Negan but upon second glance I noticed his eyes are kind of wonky hahaha. Must be sloppy inking. Or maybe Negan is just going fucking cross-eyed from all the canned meat goodness. Like he can't even see straight anymore, his dick is so fucking hard.

I honestly think Negan is trying to get a laugh, a smile, any kind of positive reaction out of Dwight. SourPuss ain't having any of this. Even when Negan thanks him, there's no reaction other than GTFO.

Negan says he might head towards the neighborhood he buried Lucille (my girl). 'Want to be close to her.' Awwwww.

Dwight just shuts that sentimental shit down and tells Negan to leave.

I think it would be cool if Negan went to the hospital where he left the real Lucille and gave her a real burial. He could find her bones, bring her to some place they really liked (like the park where she fed the pigeons) and bury her.

So, Neegs, armed with a rifle and a knife, and with a backpack of food and his trusty coat, leaves the gates of Alexandria. The ungrateful fucks of the town give no notice. Like I can see why Negan is sour. This fucker risked his life multiple times and gets no credit, and now he's exiled. I guess he got what he fought for – his own freedom.

Maggie's caravan comes through next. 'Take care of Rick for me,' she tells Dwight. Dwight has this weird look on his face. Like a guilty look.

I'm wondering if Maggie's 'take care of him' has like a double meaning. Like... 'take care of my cheating husband with some arsenic in his coffee' kind of double meaning)

Something that grinds my gears is this: Maggie talking so friendly to Dwight. Dwight KILLED Abraham. I don't remember how close Maggie was to him but he was a member of her group, and now she's smiling and talking friendly to the dude who fucking shot a bolt through his face? This just irritates me, because if Rosita and Holly were still alive, they wouldn't be so cool with Dwight. They would hate him, hate him the same way Maggie hates Negan – because he took away their loved one.

Why does Dwight get a free pass? I don't buy this BS that Negan told him to kill Abe. Negan wasn't there. Negan sent Dwight out as a team leader. Which means Dwight made the decisions, and he CHOSE to kill Abe. He could have just captured Abe and Eugene and held them hostage. Instead of killing one. Even just injuring Abe.

‘THEY’RE CALLED BOLTS...’

Michonne tempts fate by saying the radio group can't be any worse than other shit they faced. Maggie is aghast at that. Heh. From the looks of that crazy 'Princess' chick they’re gonna meet... who knows...

The radio group gallops off. Last two panels. Maggie looks over at Dante.

'If you hurry, you can catch up to Negan. I want you to follow him,  see where he settles down. I won't lose track of that monster.'

DUN DUN DUNnnnnn.

(I can see lots of stuff:

Maggie captures Negan, puts him somewhere private, and tortures him. Nobody knows....(NOOO)

Maggie has him captured and executes him. Probably Gregory style. (NOOOO)

Negan charms Dante and they become best buddies. (YES)

Maggie goes out to confront Negan and it turns into angry hate sex. (AHHAAAAA)

Dante must have to report back to her. They dont' have cell phones. LOL So when he does, maybe Carl will overhear. Or Carl will see them bringing Negan in (if that happens) I can't believe there isn't going to be ANY Carl/Negan interaction. Like, why even show they had a 'friendship' if it doesn't account for anything? Or perhaps Lydia will hear and tell Carl... like maybe he mentioned Negan once, or she just tells him in general: 'I heard Maggie talking about how she was going to kill some guy named Negan? Do you know who that is?”

Honestly, Dante should just be like 'No.' Like... 'you never put out, Maggie. Why should I risk my life tracking down some fucking con who was in prison for killing people?' LOL

Anyway, I'll skip Letter Hacks except for a little worrisome tidbit where Kirkman said 'I'm quite fond of Negan myself....'

Like shiiit. He was also 'fond' of Andrea....

Ok, that's it... I feel like I'm missing something but whatever. SHUT THE FUCK UP LUP

[franklyfunghoul]

my reactions while watching vld s3 ep4-5:

(SPOILERS, PROBABLY) ep4: 🎶keith thinks it's sketch and i agreeeEeEE🎶 hunk is smart fight me ALLURA IM SORRY BUT CAN THIS SERIOUSLU BE GOOD I JUST REALIZED THAY CORAN IS GONNA BE ALL ALONE ON THE SHIP - THE MICE this reminds me of that one episode of doctor who idk i don't really remmeber what happens but like rorys dad? and like a zoo or something? or like a ball? WHAY IS THAT DARK SLAV HELL YEA PIDGE GET IT OHMY GOD I WAS RIGHT WHAY THE FUCK SHIRO WHAY THE FUCK SLAV WHAY THE FUCK WHAY THE FUCCCKKCKCKCK is this some backwards au where the galra are good and alteans r bad and shiros hair looks worse somehow IS KEITH HALF ALTEAN IN THIS AU DO THEY LOOK DIFFERENT WHAT THE FUCK I WANT TO KNOW I WANT TO SEE THEM ALL WHAY THE FUCK QUESTION CAN THEY TAKE AN ALTEAN ARMY BACK TO KICK LOTERDS ASS BC THAY WOULD BE FUCKIN GREAT for some reason i don't trust the au alteans and idk why i probably should i just have trouble trusting AU SHIRO (SVEN?) KEEPS MAKING ME LAUGH ITS PROBABLY GHE HAIR BUT I JUST OKAY I NOW DEF DONT TRUST EM JESUS WHAT THE FUCK THAYS SO WRONG I MEAN WHAYS A LIFE IF U HABE NO CHOICE OR FREE WILL U GUYS ARE DEFINITELY EVIL BEINGS guns of gamara i PINK HAIRED BITCH DONT TALK TO KEITH LIKE THAT JESUS FUCK ID RATHER HAVE LOTOR RULE keith knock her out take her back to the castle and don't let her fuck everything up pls oh great job u broke the reality worm whole thing KEITH SHOOT EM UP (OR DO SOMETHING LET RASH JUST DO SOMETHING) shitty pink lady has keith's eyebrows i am offended I LOVE THE BEYARD (?) SWITCH ITS SO FUCKIN AWESOEM SVEN NOOOOO SOMEBODY GET ME TO SPACE HOSPITAL IM NOT OKAY he's tryna be nice let him be nice jesus ep4: SHIRO SHIR SHIRO SHIROHYMUGOD WHAT THE FUCK WHAY THE FUCK WHAY THE FUCK HE HAIR WHAY TJE FUCK OHMUGOD WHAY TJE FUCK EW EW EW E W E W EW EWREEE WHAY THE FUCK IS HE OKAY HES NOT OKAY WHAY TJE FUCK HE LOOKS LILE THE CRACKHEAD THAG LIVES BY MY GROCERY STORE WHAY THE FUCK IS GOING ON GET HIM TO SPACE HOSPITAL WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON what's worse the mustache, beard, or actual hair WAIR IS HIS HAIR LIKE MORE? GREY??? WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERHONE HAVE SUCH SKINNY LEGS IM MAD hey if this planet can snow does that mean it can rain? where was loterd before THIS EPISODE HAS SUCH A DIFFERENT VIBE GHAN THE OTHER IM SO CONFUSED OH FUCK HE ACTUALLY DID THAT WELL ATEAST HE ACTJALLY DID IT HE CAUTERIZED THE WOUND IM SO IMPRESSED (IS THAG EVEN THE RIHHT WORD) why can't things just be nice and friends and not try and kill people CAN IT BE MATT PLEASE I WANT IT TO BE MATT aw dang it's my matt they're blue who is pink galra boi OH KTS THE PEOPLE HAGGAR TOLD RIGHT yep im dumb it is SHIRO IS SUCH A GOOD DUDE I LOVE shiro says stuff that if keith said I would be screaming about and everyone would be screaming about being impulsive or hot headed but he says it in a way that's super chill then he totally pulls it off so i have a lot of damn respect for him (for reasons other than this as well) tag urself im the space debris they thought shiro was BIYCJ GHEH GONNA SHOOT U IF THEH NOTICE U OHGOD HE GOT LEF TOHMUGOD OH DEAR LORD (the first thing that ran through my mine is "now he knows what keith feels like" but anyways) this just in: loterd has daddy isssues OH SHIT A PILOT LOG U KNOW HES GONNA BE ALONE FOR A WHILE THE MEMORU MONTAGE MAKIN ME CRY YES BLACK LION I LOCE U THANK YOU AWWWWW THE LIL SMILES IM SO HAPPY can there be a scene where they all awkwardly give each other their beyards back THE MUSIC IS DIFFERENT I'm sorry

[shirtlesssammy]

Who We Are: Recap

Then:

Mary’s gone all British Manchurian Candidate

Now:

The cold open starts very ominously with one dead hunter and Mary Winchester slowly washing blood from her hands.

Ketch then texts who’s next on her kill list: Jody Mills. I think not, show. I think fucking not.

At the bunker, the boys try brainstorming different ways to bust out of their soon-to-be tomb. Toni is (un)helpfully shooting down every conceivable option. “I say we kill her,” Dean justly suggests. More air for our heroes! Toni indicates she’s the only person that can help their mother since she programmed her in the first place. Also, there’s only one way out of the bunker: the manual override located outside the bunker. Sam decides it’s time to nerd out and hit the books in the library. There’s got to be a reversal spell somewhere in the lore!

The spell they try only works for a second. The boys decide to Shawshank (bingo square!) the bitch, and start fruitlessly hammering away at the bunker wall. With the realization that they don’t have enough time, they share a nice brotherly moment. We learn that Sam still needs to forgive himself. And Dean has started to accept himself.

Dean’s little friend busts open the joint and they restore power to the bunker.

Mary shows up at Jody’s.

Once out of the bunker, the boys start calling hunters en masse, warning them about the BMoL. Sam can’t get a hold of Jody, so they rush to her home. They find her and Alex ok, and Mary all tied up (bingo square!). Jody Fucking Mills.

Jody briefly consoles Dean, and Mary taunts them. “Aw, you want to play mother to my son? He’s all yours.” Jody reassures Dean that this Mary isn’t him mom. “What’s the matter Dean? Am I too different from the Mary you know, or too much the same?”

Sam brings in a handcuffed Toni to reverse the spellwork, but it seems that Lady Bevell lied. There is no reversal. Toni then makes it clear that the BMoL will not stop until they are dead. The boys decide to fight.

Sam Fucking Winchester Alert

Hunters gather to hammer out a plan to stop the BMoL. Long (not)forgotten hunters Walt and Roy show up. Things are...awkward. Dean had promised to kill them the next time he sees them, but since it’s all hands on deck, he gives them a pass. Sam then gives a rousing speech, and it was a glory to watch. “We know hunting isn’t just about killing. It’s about doing what’s right, even when it’s hard. So we go by our gut. Right? We play by our own rules.” It’s time to take the fight to them.

I saw this as a very nice step for Sam. He’s a leader in his own right. Dean defers to him in this moment. It’s all good.

The hunters get ready to roll. Dean, and his messed up leg, opts to stay behind. Anyway, Sam’s ready for this. AWWWWW. Dean’s going to save their mom. Jody and Alex have a moment where Jody confirms that Alex is heading to a safehouse with Donna, and Alex tells Jody to “kick it in the ass.” AWWWW. Then Dean and Sam hug and exchange “bitch” and “jerk���. AWWWW.

At the moonbase, Professor Umbridge Dr. Hess gives final orders to the BMoL that everyone is fair game in “phase two”. There are no restrictions.

The hunter army races through the night towards Moonbase. Meanwhile, Ketch pulls aside a BMoL tech to find out where Mary is located. She's in Lebanon, Kansas. The Men of Letters prepare for war.

In the bunker, Dean cuffs Mary to a chair. Toni assures Dean that she can be trusted to help him insofar as she wants to be set free eventually to see her son. Her loyalty for the BMoL dropped like a hot potato when Ketch left her to die. Toni attaches her makeshift Vulcan mind meld machine to Dean and Mary, then tranquilizes both of them to shove them forcibly into a hypnotic state.

Dean wakes in an arm chair in his childhood home. The world is memory-fuzzy and a little dreamlike because baby Sam appears out of the blue in his crib in the living room. Dean smiles fondly at his brother when his mother approaches to dote over wee Sammy. (Parallels!) She heads into the kitchen, calls four year old Dean to the table for lunch, and busies herself at the counter. “Mom,” the real Dean says to her seemingly unhearing ear. “Mom...”

At Moonbase Jody rams her truck through the compound's fence, triggering alarms. Outside the hunter army takes down the BMoL soldiers one by one. (As an aside, doesn't Jody have access to some fuckin' body armor? Come on.)

The hunters make it inside, setting explosive charges to break down doors, throwing smoke bombs, and taking out hardened, assault-rifle-armed soldiers. Jody is a fucking badass. This...makes me very happy.

In Mary’s head, Dean walks right up to her and begs her to hear him, to look at him. He grabs her arm and he can move her, jostle her. Dean realizes she's ignoring him in order to deliberately lose herself in the dream world. She pulls out a freshly baked pie for memory!Dean. In this dream she is the perfect mother. “I only want good things for you, Dean. I'll never let anything bad ever happen to you.”

“I hate you,” Dean tells her. (Fuuuuuuck my heart.) “You lied to me. I was a kid. You promised to keep me safe and then you make a deal with Azazel.” (Me: I mean, technically it was the other way around.) Mary still has her back turned but it's clear now that she's listening to Dean pour his heart out to her. He tells her about how her deal to save John's life reverberated through his and Sam's lives. She left them alone with their shell of a father. Dean admits that he had to be brother, and father, and mother to Sam. The weight of Dean's lost childhood presses on this conversation. “That wasn't fair.” Dean tells Mary the sorry story of Sam and the depths of his failure to protect his brother. And it's her fault. “I hate you,” Dean says with eyes red with tears, his voice breaking. “And I love you.” (Jensen Fucking Ackles, everyone.) He tells her that he understands. He's made ugly deals, too. Dean forgives her and promises a fresh start if only she'll fight her way out. (@mittensmorgul made a very good point about this moment/what could have been) He begs her to look at him. “Mom, I need you to see me,” he begs.

And at last, she turns, looks up, and SEES her son. They greet each other in a perfect parallel to the first episode of the season. (For my feelings on the matter, read the poetry excerpt at the end of this recap.)

(Also, my god I need to take a break with a cool washcloth on my face this was so good.)

And then suddenly Dean gets ripped from her mind and wakes to find a dead Toni and Ketch standing over him. Dean and Ketch brutally fight each other. “When you left us alone in the bunker,” Dean tells him, “I knew you were psycho but I didn't think you were stupid.” (THANK YOU for addressing this) Ketch corners Dean with a gun, aims it. And then there's a shot from behind. Mary shot Ketch in the shoulder of his gun arm. I'm gonna say she shattered bone or something to incapacitate him so well? Usually a shoulder wound in a TV show is just a laughably mild flesh wound. “I knew you were a killer,” Ketch says, intending to prod at their sense of mercy. “You both are.”

“You're right,” Dean says for the first time ever without a trace of self-loathing. Mary shoots Ketch in the head. Listen, Ketch. Sticks and stones will break your bones but guns will totally kill you.

At Moonbase Hess escapes into a biosensor-locked room. Jody and Sam break into the office. Hess tries to convince Sam that they need the BMoL. She tosses over a folder of Lucifer photos and Sam agonizingly processes the fact that the devil is running around the planet yet again. Sam won't take the deal, though. He shoots the computer which has been live streaming their little exchange to London. As Hess reaches for her gun, Jody dispatches her with a single, perfect shot to the head.

They blow Moonbase sky high.

At the bunker Dean and Mary pick themselves back up. Mary acknowledges that everything that has happened then – and now – stems from her deal with Azazel. (I’m not sure I agree because that’s a lot of shitty decisions to pile onto her one shitty decision. But it works for the emotional healing that needs to happen.) She apologizes to Dean for being distant, cold. Working with the BMoL was her way of trying to make things right, but at a distance because being with Dean and Sam hurt too much.

“Everything that's happened since has made us who we are,” Dean tells her, “And who we are? We kick ass. We save the world.” Aw, look at self-accepting Dean Bean! (See. The. Poetry.)

Mary's still scared that Sam won't forgive her, so cue Sam coming in (slinking into the bunker quiet as a cat, apparently). He pulls her in for a hug because he's Sam Fucking Winchester. It's group hug time.

I’d like to end with a quote from T.S. Eliot’s “Little Gidding”:

We shall not cease from exploration

And the end of all our exploring

Will be to arrive where we started

And know the place for the first time.

I Can’t Read All These Quotes Through My Tears:

Straight Shawshank this bitch.

Goggles.

Once I was in I just followed 'cause it was easy. Easier than leading.

Big, beautiful, and dumb.

I'll take a jacked up Dean Winchester over any other ten hunters any day.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 13.03.17 lb

happy holi, all! 💜💙💚💛💗❤ may your day and lives be as colourful as anika’s vocabulary! 

he chose her over “family”... or rather, she’s his family now. i can’t, i just can’t. 😭😭😭

i’m not used to shivaay being so nice. like... SO NICE? surpassing omkara levels of niceness????? it’s making me feel all weepy and shit. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“BIWI ke aankh mein aansoon bardaasht nahi kar sakta...” 

pft, this boy and his starting trouble with certain words. ab sorry aur thank you ke saath “BIWI” ka bhi jharna phoont gaya hai. 😏😏😏

i love how everyone else is just forced to stand around and watch, while these two are reaffirming their marital status to each other and just... talking about how to deal with daksh... and how he doesn’t like to watch her cry... aage she’ll ask “raat ko khaane mein kya chahiye? tinde ki sabzi chalegi?” and he’ll be like “what’s a tinda?” and she’ll be like “tinda pata nahi aapko? arre, TIN - DA! tinda! 😏😏😏” and the press will be forced to write about this tomorrow. 😐😐😐

breaking news: shivaay singh oberoi confirms anika is wife. also, he doesn’t know what tinda is. 

LMAOOOOOOOO DAKSH IS ALL OF US BITTER SINGLE PPL. LIKE ���UGH. GTFO HERE WITH YOUR PDA. GROSS. I HOPE YOU ALL DIE. 😒😒😒” 

there IS a best husband award, daksh . it’s called “best pati” at the star parivaar awards. keep up, idiot. 🙄🙄🙄

loooooooooooooooooool shivaay’s bitch plz face. 😂😂😂

lolllll, i love how daksh thinks something he just photoshopped up in his spare time is enough for the press to print as NEWS. what a fucking idiot. 😂😂😂

*most bored look ever* “jo karna hai kar. [...] mera waqt zaaya mat kar. come on. do it.”

holy shit. shivaay’s never been more badass in his life. 😍😍😍

lol, shivaay really took my advice about the network jammers from last week’s lb. good for you, kid. listen to me more. i can make your life 300% easier. 😎😎😎

oh daksh. give up already. honestly. kyun awaiii maar khaani hai? 😗😗😗

LMAOOOOOO WAIT, DID SHIVAAY KICK HIM? LOLOLOL. 😂😂😂

ok shivaay, maybe don’t scream the words “i will kill you” out in front of the press????? 😬😬😬

ouff kameeni, stop wrecking our fun. i wanna see shivaay beat the tar outta douchey dakshhhhhhh. 😑😑😑

YEH PADAAAAAA. 👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽

lmao tej’s reaction. like “sure. after all that’s happened in the last 10 minutes, why not this too? 😕😕😕”

“bohut drama ho gaya.” 

words i never thought i’d hear in THIS show. please have ranveer present at EVERY family event to break it up after 10 minutes. 😯😯😯

OMG SOMEONE PLEASE SEND RANVEER OVER TO DBO, WHERE THE DRAMA IS REACHING UNBEARABLE HEIGHTS. PLEASE. I CAN’T HANDLE IT ANYMORE. 😩😩😩

“sudharne ka chance diya tha.” 

lmao matlab daksh ka routine chutiyapa hai yeh. 😂😂😂

oh so ranveer just happened to have his police staff on standby? and what crime is daksh even being arrested for? for just being an asshole? arre, tab toh all the men in this show should be in jail with daksh. ALL of them. 🙄🙄🙄

97% sure this is all ranveer ka drama to look good in front of the oberois/shivaay. hmph. 😑😑😑

“anika...” *subtlest head nod ever, indicating her to GIVE IT HER ALL*

need me a freak like this. who pakdofies misogynist assholes and brings them to me for the ass whupping they deserve. 😚😚😚

LMAOOOOOOOOO YEHHHHHH PADAAAAAAAAAAAA. 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽

tej: sure. why not. 😕😕😕

“biwi” count of the day: 3. 

oufff ohhhhhhhhhh, bohut ho gaya, leke jao yaar. who the fuck wants his maafi. it’s not like he means it anyway. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao, so basically the press had to stand here and witness all this fuckery, and now they can’t even report on it. best. what a good use of their time. they could have used it to shoot the bachchans’ holi celebrations next door instead. 🙃🙃🙃

“biwi” count: 4. 

yeah ok kids, stop eye fucking in public. the press has already gotten more than an eyeful into your highly dysfunctional marriage. 😶😶😶

“chalengi, MRS. ANIKA SHIVAAY SINGH OBEROI?” 

look at who’s determined to prove daksh wrong and win the “best pati” award. 😋😋😋

OMG LMAO ANIKA BE LIKE “FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!!!! THERE AIN’T EVER BEEN A MAN’S NAME AFTER MY NAME, AND THERE NEVER WILL, BIIIIIIIIITCH! 😑😑😑” 

biwi count: 5. no wait, 6. no wait, 7.  

the man is truly unstoppable now. 😐😐😐

ugh get a fucking room, you two. you’re so gross. 😒😒😒

yes. very single. very bitter. bite me. 😤😤😤

MY FAVVVVVV BLACK SHIRTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! haaaaaaaaaye. happy mondayyyy to me. 😍😍😍

that sari looks.... weird. why is the pallu so oddly pleated? 😬😬😬

anika’s brain: "oh pati, you’re so fine, you’re so fine, you blow my mind, hey pati! hey hey! 😍😍😍”

lmao yeah reaaaaaaaal smoooth, girl. 😂😂😂

her damn dil ki ghanti is just unstoppable now, isn’t it? 🔔🔔🔔

ha!!!!!!!!! i knew they’d bring it back! 😆😆😆

“aisa lagta hai jaise shivaay meri galli ke shararti bachche, baar baar ghanti bajaake bhaag rahe hai!” 

haha awwwww. 😊😊😊

girl you really need to learn how to check out ppl more subtly. 😐😐😐

patidev, could you just fucking put that fucking newspaper down and do mauke pe chauka? 😒😒😒

LMAOOOOOO his weird smile. like an android trying to be human.  

lol howwww is he even doing that with his face? 😧😧😧

lo, pehle HE couldn’t say biwi, now SHE can’t say BIWI. someone send these two to fucking speech therapy. 🙄🙄🙄

OMFG THIS COCKY BASTARD. 😯😯😯

he’s right though. he’s right. BUT OMFG. SUCH COCKY. 😑😑😑

aw man, she suddenly got all senti. oh my heart. 😥😥😥

btw, at this point i’ve been watching this episode for over an hour and a half now. i keep pausing because i can’t handle all the damn feels. I STILL HAVE FIVE MORE MINUTES TO GO. AM I EVER GOING TO FINISH AT THIS RATE???????? 😫😫😫

girl, just tell him you love him. 😐😐😐

OMFG SHE DID. i mean... basically. I DIDN’T EXPECT HER TO, THOUGH. JESUS CHRIST I NEED TO LIE DOWN. 😱😱😱

I’M NEVER GOING TO FINISH THIS DAMN LIVEBLOG. 😣😣😣

“aw.” 

OMFG. THIS FUCKER!!!!!!!!!! 😟😟😟 

KILL HIM. KILLLLLLLLLLLL HIM. 😡😡😡🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

“yeh jo english bolne waali hifi ladkiyaan hoti hai, woh pyaare doggies ko dekh kar aise hi awaaz nikaalti hai!” 

LMAO. 😂😂😂

ALSO, YES, GO AWFFFFF GIRL. FUCKING KILL HIM. 😤😤😤

lol poor omRu also got dragged into this. 😂😂😂

well, ru and kunal’s body double did. 😐😐😐

lmao meanwhile shivaay’s STILL aww-ing in the background there! 😂😂😂 what a fucking idiot! 

lollllll rudra got in a chulbul waala taana @ om. 😂😂😂

abbe oh, “aw” ka tuition class chal raha hai kya? 😒😒😒

god, this man is fucking impossible. if i was anika, i’d try smothering him to death with my pillow that night. 😠😠😠

“anika ko bilkul pata nahi chalna chahiye!”

snort, biwi kya bol diya, typical husband waale nakhre shuru. 🙄🙄🙄

pft, yeah good luck with getting a sorry out of her. i’d like to see you try. 😗😗😗

OMFG 🚨RED ALERT 🚨 RED ALERT🚨 SHE HAS A GLASS OF WATER IN HER HAND!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙃🙃🙃

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

say “aw” again, shivaay. 😂😂😂 LOL SAY “AW”, BITCH! 😈😈😈

i am rudra, rudra is me. looking at anika with allllllll the admiration in the world. 😍😍😍

anika: i think rudra and saumya’s story is incomplete.  shivaay’s brain: “OMFG SHIT, SAUMYA. THE GIRL I SAID I’D BRING BACK. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. I’D FORGOTTEN SHE EVER EXISTED. 😧😧😧”

[robininthelabyrinth]

Legends Recap

Because while I was determined not to (I was three episodes behind!), sometimes a girl's just got to scream into the void: "HOW DO THESE WRITERS KEEP THEIR JOBS?"

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Raiders of the Lost Art: Wow, I don’t care about Rip. Also, you had the fucking spear of destiny through all of season 1? Fucking incompetent.

I’ve seen the Mick scene before. *hugs Mick*

…Nate is such an annoying frat boy. 3AM blasting bad music? In a small space near other people’s sleeping quarters? And just “oh, yeah, sorry, I needed to do a thing” as an explanation? We have a name for those people: assholes.

Again: Indiana Jones is an archeologist. Not a historian.

“Anyone would have made the call to save Grey!” “Would Rip?” Answer: no, because Rip doesn’t care about the team. Remember how he did that repeatedly last season?  Why is this show trying to push Sara’s weird (and out of nowhere) crush on Rip?

I have literally no interest in Rip’s issues. Zero.

Fear of giant toads, somehow related to Mick’s mother (reference to “mommy talk”). Dragon!Mick confirmed?

Mick’s expression of “you’ve got to be kidding me” is going to be the highlight of this episode, I can tell.

I’m pleased they remember that Mick can knock someone out without harming them. I’m less pleased that they seem to have forgotten that Sara can do the same?

“Oh now, our way out is block! Pity we didn’t bring Jax, so that we could literally Firestorm fly our way out! That would have made sense, but cost precious CGI money!”

Mick’s tradition of carrying people continues.

Oh god, this episode’s only halfway over. Make it stop.

Goody, Stein insulting Mick to his face. Also, emotional problems leading to hallucinations are a serious problem??? Even if it’s just “emotions”, there are hallucinations?

NOTE TO AUDIENCE: Not having 4 PhDs or a history degree = total inability to read words!

NOTE TO AUDIENCE: Not being an inventor or a historian makes you useless!

Also, apparently getting mugged once can cause a change of career after dropping money and time into it.

Why did they move the chair into Mick’s room? HOW did they? (Why were we, the audience, deprived of the glorious scene of Mick and Stein hauling it down the hallway)

Also, Mick has been interpreting Stein’s academic technobabble without a problem the whole episode, and yet, everyone on board thinks he’s stupid…

I’m incredibly pissed at this episode for raising hopes of Len and then destroying them. Both for Mick, and for the audience.

I’m also not here for the Rip/Sara thing. Also the fact that this show seems to assume people will be super disbelieving despite being on a goddamn spaceship.

Oh, my bby! Mick’s head is literally SLICED OPEN in that scene! WTF?

I get all the Star Wars references, I just…don’t care…

George Lucas is holding the spear of destiny, which makes him a great director…or, at least, married to one. He’s a good tech guy, at least.

In which the Guy Who Has Never Been In A Fight Decides Not To Run From Evil Bad Guys Because…Plot.

Mick’s little smile when he says “ghost” and the heartbreak after it is just…unnecessary. Also, wtf, Stein, hallucinations are not a usual response to grief, okay?

Ugh.

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Legion of Doom:

Damien’s intro is more interesting than 95% of the normal Legends’.

Okay, why is Merlyn having Feelings about Darkh dying? (Also, wouldn’t removing Darkh from the timeline mean that that timeline no longer happens? Why do G. Lucas’ ~~feelings~~ about filmmaking have an immediate impact but literally removing the person who doesn’t go on to do any of the shit he later does not?)

Fucking writers. This could be such a good show if they cared even a LITTLE.

I do enjoy the sheer bitchiness of the bad guys. Pity they’re Nazis. Also, do we need all the scenes of tortures?

ALSO: why the hell would his daughter help with a mystical artifact? Like, I see that she does because of plot, but couldn't they have put any effort into explaining why her specialty is required? Also, why does she have a radiation detector in her pocket when she goes to get coffee?

Bad guys: bitch-bitch-bitch.

Bad guys: bitch about each other.

Bad guys: yet MORE bitching!

Bad guys: worst bank robbers ever?

Mick’s difficulty thinking of the word is adorable. And yeah, she deserved to know. Everyone acting super weird about her, and she doesn’t know why? She would have wanted to know. It was clearly deliberate, too (I love how he goes to “asphyxiation”!)

Bad guys: going back to bitching. With swords! (See, I’d like them, but: Nazis.)

Stein is moping because Mick “spilled the beans” on a secret he shouldn’t be keeping. So sad.

Both sides figure out Eobard, finally. Also, can’t Eo just phase out through the wall?

Speedster: not…use…speed…force? I’m sorry, I don’t think I understand?

Eo’s terror face is hilarious. Also, did everyone just forget about phasing?

Stein’s family drama, yeah, yeah.  Stein: Can’t you stay? Lily: No, the budget can’t afford another regular. I mean, I have protein-folding to be doing instead of LITERAL time travel with future science! Because that’s totally how normal people/scientists make decisions!

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Turncoat:

Mick’s intro is lovely.

Interesting mention about “time travel” being fun – I assume not all the memories are back in place. That, or being a Time Master is even more dull than I’d previously imagined.

I’m in for Gideon killing everybody! *notes down fic idea*

Go Mick! Use your skills! (Ray deserves all the arm twisting.)

Nate and Amaya – boring. And seriously, with the ‘falling into his arms’ thing?

Good lord, someone actually makes a plan that includes the line “and then if there’s trouble, Firestorm”? I thought I’d never see the day.

(Ray should totally go as a toy. And Ray, stop making faces at Mick – you’ve been a dick to him all season, only fair he gets some licks back in.)

“Oh you’re married to a black woman! Don’t you know we were racist back then!” says the man in late 18th century New Jersey, where rich black women could still vote. (No, really, in a handful of states black women could vote as long as they owned property. This was one of the rights that was lost when the US got itself a federal government. But the past was always racist! because we didn't make this joke enough when Kendra and Ray were dating!)

Ray’s “Mer-ry Christmas!” is amusing.

Mick identifies the problem faster than anyone else, as usual. Mick disapproves of Rip’s behavior – and Rip’s attempt to compare the two of them. For shame, Rip; as usual, thinking the worst of Mick.

“And Rory.” “That was implied.” Yeah, sure.  At least Jax gets next Captain after Sara goes! First time I’ve seen any reference to Jax’s leadership skills in…the entire series…

Really. Twice. That doesn’t make it funny.

“I’ll bet a hundred yous you’re wrong” = Mick is the best. Georgie isn’t wrong about there being rules of war, but Mick is still the best.

Jax. Jax. I love you, but there is a DIFFERENCE between “wow, I’m in charge of a handful of people and need to make decisions” and “I’m going to do a potentially life threatening activity involving literally digging into my friend’s stomach (which is filled with organs that, if nicked, could cause sepsis and death) with a knife, and I’m going to do it without a guide or any experience”. Stein wins this one hands down.

Okay, let me just be clear: somehow, Amaya has been on this ship for months and months and never heard the term ‘dating’ and is instead using ‘courting’, which is the most formal of formal terms used in the past. Because obviously a man – to use old-fashiony language like this show wants to – “called on” or “stepped out with” a woman a few times before officially declaring a courtship. Because the past didn’t have one-night stands, because people only developed libidos around the time of the internet. SERIOUSLY SHOW? People have been fucking for fun since forever. The whole “sexual revolution” thing was a revolution because women could have sex for fun WITHOUT RISK OF PREGNANCY.

Before then, they still had sex, they used what contraceptives they had and hoped for the best. There’s a reason shotgun weddings were a thing. And why

And I was told they went with the “huddling for warming -> sex” thing, I knew it was coming, it’s just…disappointing. Boring.

Jax Home Alone looks like it’s going to be fun.

Rip – the most ahistorical haircut, or the most ahistorical haircut? Ugly, too.

Georgie: “Don’t punish Mick! He’s not guilty!” Mick: “You bet your ass I am! Possibly not at the moment, but of many other things! And also, just generally speaking!”

Still bored with Nate/Amaya.

Jax Home Alone is not anywhere near as fun as I was hoping. Boo.

Mick: So I’m getting you out of here. George: No. Mick: *tries insults* *it’s not very effective* George: *stirring speech* Mick: *stirring speech* *it’s super-effective!* George: …

“Oh, no, what about George Washington and Rory!” says the person happily having sex and napping instead literally five minutes before.

Awwwww, Ratigan! That is some terrible CGI.

Why are they selling the Rip/Sara? It’s icky. (This is me: totally believing that Sara’s dead. Really. Totally. Even for five seconds.)

First, the historical critique: they shouldn’t ALL be standing around at a hanging with primed guns, that’s a recipe for disaster.

Second: I don’t even care this is glorious. Mick saves everyone! Mick tackles four people! George uses his superior height!

Also, if Mick convinced him early in the evening, then they literally spent all night talking.

First instance of Georgie-boy! (though poor Mick is still suicidal, oh dear)

George: …yeah, Americans out, stage left, pursued by bear.

Jax, Jax, baby, just shoot him in the kneecap. What the hell is with these heroes? Sara’s back and decides to use Christmas against everyone because…no, I have no idea why. Is it just me or does it feel like these episodes are massively out of order?

Awwww, Georgie and Mick drinking together <3 Mick and the criminal justice system! And then they hug! Mick finally has a good friend!

“Rebel spirit, steadfastness, crass yet effective use of language, you’re the best of what our new nation can be” – Mick is now officially embarrassed and hiding. Man, if I hadn’t already written that Barry/Mick fic, I would now.

Sara and Jax bro-ship is perfectly okay. More of that.

Mick in a hat! Mick with his new rat! <3 Mick kissing his new rat!

“We have nothing to celebrate – including Mick getting a statute!” – why, guys, why?

(Mick’s face of “yeah I still got nothing” whenever the statute is mentioned is adorable)

“Because the League may have everything – smarts, beauty, cunning, charisma…wait, where was I going with this?”

[boywonder-3]

What I was thinking during Sherlock(to follow up my other posts)

- Sherlock talking to the baby - Baby hitting Sherlock with rattle - John riding a bus - John has a flower in his hair!!!! - Lestrade! - Sherlock smiles - Johns black and blue plaid shirt!! - HE STILL DOESNT KNOW HIS NAME!!! - He called him Greg! - Comparing Sherlock to a baby!!!! Ahhhhh - I love this family thing going on - Sherlock doesn’t know who Margaret Thatcher is? Or is he bluffing? - Who the fuck dresses like a seat - The melted power ranger - Broken Margaret Thatcher bust is related to Moriarty - He called a baby fully functioning!! Fuckin Mycroft - The pirate theme continues - John made a ballon substitute!!! - John was helping Ms Hudson with a sudoku - Is he bullshitting or is he just Moriarty obsessed? - Both - “This is my game face” - Ohhhhhhhh he traded Mary for John - Now comparing John to a Dog - John with the baby carrier - John has his collar popped!! - Is it just me or is John and Mary’s bed shorter than normal? Is it cause they’re shorter? - What was up with John and the phone/whatever it was? - I love how supportive everyone is of Johns’ blog - He just got hit with a stool and brushed it off - Always with the pools - Why does Sherlock not have backup? - Moriarty is connected to the busts - A.G.R.A - Goddamnit Mary - Fuck - Fucking hell - Awwwww he admitted to having another friend - She was supposed to have destroyed it - One of the masked people is Mary - Ooooooooooooo it’s 4 people - We die? - Is he having just normal flashbacks or is it PTSD? - Ooo secret meeting - Alex, Gabriel, me and AJ - So AJ is the bust buster - Has AJ been tortured for the past 6 years and wants to kill Mary because he thought she betrayed him? - Did he grab his chest where Mary shot him? - Awwww Sherlock being protective of his family - Ohhhhhh Bitch she drugged John too - Mycroft is Wikipedia - ammo omma - Mary’s acting on the plane - Ohhh shit she switched places with the stewardess - Not a fan of Mary’s black hair - Ohhhhh Sherlock found her hahahaha - “You Bastard” - Did Sherlock plan this so Mary would have to tell John the truth? Noooooo that can’t be it - R. She. Gave. The. Baby. Her. Name - Don’t kill each other - Bro John is gonna shoot your bitch ass - Welp he dead - Is ammo related to the third brother? - Who is the bitch on the bus? - Ohhhhh he’s getting hit on ahhhhhh - Johns lock screen is precious - I love how they’re comparing their child to a horror film - John who the fuck are you texting? - Is/was john cheating on Mary? - Mary read the texts - Not the third brother. Code word love - Or not - Receptionist? - I love how diplomatic they were about who should stay with their child - Ooooooo it’s Vivian - If John plays hero and gets shot I swear - FUCKING MARY!!!! - Nooooooooo - I ship johnlock but nooooooooo - Nooooooooo - Mary can’t die - DID SHE JUST FUCKING DIE OR IS THIS ANOTHER FAKE DEATH - John what is that noise? - It’s anger and grief - Don’t blame Sherlock it’s not his fault - Fuck he’s back with the therapist - Is it John or Sherlock with her? - Ooooooo it’s Sherlock!!! - Mycroft and his umbrella - What’s up with the sticky note? - Did Mycroft just say Sherrinford? - FUCKIN MORIARTY - WHAT!!!!!? - Nooo Mary whyyyyyy - Was she trying to be humorous or is she involved with Moriarty? - John won’t even talk to Sherlock - But what does the note say!!!!?? - Save John Watson? Whaaaaat? - GO TO HELL SHERLOCK?!?!? - Whatttttt?!?

[emperorpookie]

episode .....9

chris.....you have so many fucking weapons i love you. thats the best rope though, just endless endless weapons.

is that my boy???????????? it IS!!!! DEREK MOTHERFUKCING HALE!!!! MY SUN AND STARS!!! THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE!!!

“i believe in derek hale” BITCH ME TOO!!!

LOOK AT HIM!!!! HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG AND WONDERFUL!!!! i’m having a fucking breakdown goddamn

that smile!!! yaaaassss baby steal that pretty car!!!

(now i want an au of him being like...a professional driver or like a get away driver or something!!!! i have a problem!!!)

ugh, you’d think that beacon hills wouldnt be so damn popular, not with all the other places there are nematons. like....beacon hills really? naw. it aint that cool there

okay but where the fuck is Jackson?

hey they moved up from zip ties i guess thats something

i cannot wait until she’s gone. ugh.

scott who are you glowing at whats up man? talk to me.

ugh stop giving close ups of the fucking meat puppet! i dont wanna see that shit.

why are the cheering, i’m sure that like, hardly any of them fucking know how to use machine guns and automatic weapons. so like...this’ll be a shit show.

bitch that’s what i want to know too, where the fuck is jackson. *whispers* he’s over on american horror story i think....saw him in the commercial with his crazy silver hair y’all

that is favorite plan ever.

you’re looking for malia, you’re looking for scott, but wHO THE FUCKS LOOKING FOR JACKSON

“you- thi-we’re not gettin very far, with this conversation” i fucking love peter so much holy shit.

DEREK HALE!!!! i’m just gonna get excited every single fucking time i see him!!!

yo chris i feel you, i’d stalk him too like damn

derek you know you have a phone you dork, you just didnt give im your number cuz you didnt wanna dragged back into some bullshit, i do not blame you son.

why do i live Ducalian now, i cant spell his fucking name but you know who the fuck i mean man!!!

okay well at least they mentioned then teaching them things i guess. where the fuck did the hospital get all this fucking staff? like...havent they been like wiped the fuck out....multipe times??? who is still applying to work in this hospital!!!

THERE IS AGAIN!!!! MY SON!!! good god i really missed him y’all, like just hearing him speak is like, making me so happy i’m a fucking mess right now. and i love him and chris sassing each other i cant take it

i’m gonna go ahead and pause this real quick to get out this rage filled scream at who just shot everyone and is about to take another fucking step into derek’s life when she should fucking be dead. so lets just get this fucking shit over with shall we

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFUUCCCCCCKKKKKKIIINNGGGGGG JUST DIE YOU EVIL FUCKING CRAZY PYRO PEDO WEREJAGUAR FUCKING AAAARRRRHHHHH I AHTE YOU SO MUCH FUCKING FUCK.

okay i think i’m done....but probably not. i really fucking hate her.

nobody missed you. and you shouldnt get a cool entrance when you are a literal walking peice of fucking gargbage coated shit

“quite” i like his sass

the sheriff and parrish have a little homebase in the sewers, they are so dorky and kinda amazing and wonderful.

i am so sick of her little pleased smiled about people dying and getting hurt. i want her dead

i kinda wish stiles was here just so we could see him and his dad down there being like these awesome fucking badass base makers and plan makers and just being badass together.

what...the fuck...are they doing to them???

“its optomistic if you prevent it!” i love her so much. she’s so done with him.

derek hale, sassing his longest abuser!!!!!!!! that’s my baby!!!!! he’s gotten past her and i am so proud of him

ugh, i fucking hate her so damn much. like...can she just go.....die. any fucking time now. just go die.

“i’m actually...starting to wish i was blind again” i love him a lot and i dont know how this happened.

but he liked the plan. he wants to kick your ass, just let him....awwwww liam you’re too nice. you coulda at least punched him.

see cuz now this asshole is here so thats no good

oh jesus, you leave this annoying white boy alone! his voice cracked you leave him be!!!! liam help him!!!!

poor little annoying white boy, got his ass kicked anyway.

“and you’re dead...again” sounds about right

wait....do the hunter even know about this creepy stone turning guy is around and hightening their fear and shit? or did they just forget about the creepy meat thing they saw in the sewers?

what the fuck....did they just kill him??? waht the fuck i just started liking him....

she brought a handgun....like. damn girl at least look like you’re trying. ugh.

yaaaassss my boys are in the next oneeeeeeeee