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[a-master-procrastinator]

Managed to grab Ruhnuk's datacron just 2 minutes before server shutdown, yay!

[namelessdumbass]

Ultimate Nameless Ghouls guide

Nobody asked for it, but why the hell not?! Warning: looooong text, silly descriptions, shit ton of links and silly collages (sorry, tumblr only allows 30 pictures per post)

Happy reading!

4 Papas, 5 eras, different cool looks. There were a lot of changes, loooooots of Ghouls, but it's not as compicated as it may seem. There are many ways to tell them apart: -by the way they are placed on stage -their alchemic symbols (check out my Meliora guide where i shed more light on this topic) -their height and body types -body language -their instruments -jewellery -date of the photo/video (mhm) Let's start from the very beginning!

Opus Eponymous era (October 23, 2010 - december 15, 2012)

(from left to right: Omega, Earth #1, Lake/Water #2, Alpha/Fire #1 in front and Air #1) There were only 5 Ghouls: Fire/Alpha, Quintessence/Omega, Chain/Water (later Lake), Earth #1 and Air #1. Since 2011, Ghouls were placed in certain areas on stage: Quintessence and Earth on Papa's right, Water in the middle, Air and Fire - on Papa's left.

Alpha aka Fire Ghoul #1

Lead guitar. Had fire sticker on his white-n-black Gibson RD. Skilled motherfucker. Taller than Papas, looked bigger in first 2 eras. Was a bit reserved in era 1, but became quite active and naughty in era 2. Has blue eyes, started to wear a ring in era 2 and got tattoos in era 3. If you see a ghoul who often shows a peace sign - that's Alpha :) Hangs out with Omega, River, Delta, Pebble and Mist on stage. Enjoys attention, quite popular among fans. Can speak Italian, has strong accent. Joined in october 2010, left in november 2016.

Omega aka Ether/Quintessence Ghoul #1

Rhythm guitar, black Gibson RD with Omega sticker. Tall, stompy, was quite confident from the very beginning, graceful hand movements (trust me, you won't confuse him with any other ghoul). Has cutest laugh. The Perfect Ghoul™. Has beautiful eyes, chunky silver rings, is the reason the Ghouls got their alchemic symbols. Papa III's favorite Ghoul, that's why he was always praised and his butt was always touched/smacked during Year Zero solo by Terzo :) Did interviews in era 2 (sometimes together with Alpha or Special Ghoul) and 3. Joined in october 2010, left in july 2016 :(

Chain aka Water Ghoul#1

Bass. Mysterious and metal AF, wore a chain as a belt and painted black bones on his hands, had Grucifix on metal necklace (which was later worn by Omega after Chain left). Was quite active and actually the shortest ghoul of era 1. Joined in october 2010, left in early 2011.

Earth Ghoul #1

Drums. Had no other specific name. Tall (same height as Omega), slim, has blue eyes. Despite being in Ghost for like 4 years, is soooo underrated. There's not much we know about him. The only earth ghoul of Ghost who did an interview (together with Alpha). Was simply amazing! Joined in october 2010, left in 2014.

Air Ghoul #1

Also had no specific name. Synthesizer, keyboard and keytar. The tallest ghoul (a bit taller than Omega), dark eyes. Modest, very calm, didn't move much. Loved showing horns and stared at fans sometimes. Had badass Mummy Dust solo . Joined in 2011, left in november 2016 Lake aka Water Ghoul #2

Bass. Joined in 2011 after Chain left. Middle height, dark eyes. Quite calm. Played two different guitars in era 1. Had cool black lenses in era 2, wore a ring sometimes. Also quite underrated. Fun fact: Remember Year Zero mv when Secondo flashes us? Well, it was this Water in Papa's chasuble, not Tobias :) Joined in 2011, left in 2014.

Infestissumam era (december 15th 2012 - June 3, 2015)

(from left to right: Earth #1, Omega, River, Air #1, Alpha) How are Ghouls placed on stage? Same way as in Opus era. Same Ghouls, different outfits and masks. Their alchemic symbols became more visible and ghouls opened up more on stage. There was only one change of the lineup: Lake left in 2014 and was replaced by River. River aka Water #3

Bass. Middle height, dark blue eyes. Was quite chaotic and weird onstage. Held his bass in a suggestive way, humped it sometimes. Interacted with Alpha a lot, was a bad influence. Definitely had fun on stage, enjoyed attention. See a ghoul with wide-legs-stance? Yeah, that's him! The tallest of the Water Ghouls. Joined in 2014, left in 2015 (before Meliora era began).

Meliora era (june 3, 2015 - september 30, 2017)

(from left to right: Omega, Pebble/Earth #2 behind him, Delta/Water #4, Air #1, Alpha) Placed on stage? Same way as in previous two eras. This is when a lot of changes happened. In 2015, Fire, Quintessence and Air Ghouls were the same, but Earth#1 and River left and Delta and Pebble were introduced.

Delta aka Water#4

Bass. A bit shorter than Papa III, cute, has blue eyes. No visible tattoos or rings. Skilled, filled in for Apha and Omega (and also played his guitar!) couple times for a few rituals and acoustic shows. Loved interacting with Alpha and Pebble on stage. Became Quintessence Ghoul in july 2016 when Omega left, played rhythm guitar. Joined in June 2015, left in november 2016.

Pebble aka Earth#2

Drums. Despite being the shortest and smolest in the band, played the shit out of drums. Was the most active Earth ghoul of Ghost. A show off. Loved interacting with fans. Played a brief solo before Stand by Him. Had a ring, his mask looked a little bit too big for him. Slim, light green eyes. Loved interacting with Alpha and Water. Joined in June 2015, left in november 2016.

In july 2016 Omega left Ghost, Delta took his place and Mist, the first Ghoulette of Ghost, played bass. Mist aka Water #5

Bass. Tiny, has blue eyes, a tattoo and ring on her finger. Cute as hell. Was quite calm and modest. Loved by fans. Her mask looked too big for her. Same could be said about the bass. Joined in september 2016, left a the end of Popestar tour in november 2016.

In 2017 all of the former ghouls and Mist left and the new pack of Ghouls was introduced. All of them (except for Mountain) were +- same heigh as Terzo, so identifying them isn't hard.

Ifrit aka Fire Ghoul #2

Lead guitar. Hyperactive, full of energy, jumps, spins and moves a lot on stage. Papa III's hype man. Loved interacting with fans, gestures a lot. The ghoul that can't stand still. Has blue eyes, no visible tattoos or rings. Ray of sunshine (no really, he's very sweet). Quite popular among fans. Loved interacting with Zephyr, Aether and Dewdrop. Joined in march 2017, left in september 2017

Aether aka Quintessence #3 aka Banana ghoul

Rhythm guitar. A bit taller than Ifrit and Papa III. Loves bananas. Has dark eyes, bracelets and a ring. No QE sticker on his guitar. Beefy, friendly. Also spins, dances and jumps a lot on stage. Was present in Terzo, Cardinal and Papa IV eras. Interacted with all of the Ghouls on stage. Was Cardinal's favorite Ghoul. Was bullied by Sodo, but also annoyed him too sometimes. He and Sodo had pre Cirice guitar battles. Did backing vocals in Prequelle and Impera (in 2022) era. Joined in march 2017, left in may 2023.

Dewdrop aka Sodo aka Water #6 aka Fire #3

Bass and lead guitar. Present in Papa III, Cardinal and Papa VI eras. A bit shorter than Papas and the rest of the ghouls. Slim. Very popular among fans. Stompy, was naughty in era 3, but became muuuuuuch worse later. Horny i would say and even more aggressive. Ghoul equivalent of chihuahua. Shows middle finger, throws picks when he's angry or annoyed by Aether. Was a Water ghoul in 2017, became a Fire Ghoul #3 in 2018 after Ifrit left. This is also a year when his fire Ghoul nature started to come out: Licked his guitar, picks, tried to lick Rain, Aether and bullied Cardinal. HORNY during Mummy Dust. Vapes on stage, interacts with fans, loves choking Rain. Once hurt his finger, didn't give a damn and continued playing guitar smearing blood all over it. Can also be a gentleman. Joined in march 2017 and is still in Ghost (as of may 2024).

Zephyr aka chAir Ghoul #2

Keyboard, synthesizer, keytar. Same height as Papa III, blue eyes. Quite active on stage, but can also be calm. Sits on chair a lot, but starts moving when he's feeling it. Interacts with Ifrit and Aether. Keytar solo - [X]. Cutie. Joined in march 2017, left in september 2017.

Ivy aka Earth #3

Drums. Dark eyes, wears bracelets. Same heigh as Ifrit. Even though he had been in the band only few monhs, he did an amazing job. Joined in march 2017, left in june 2017.

Mountain aka Earth #4

Drums. Tall, slim, has grey eyes and a tattoo on his finger. Hates shoes. Quite popular among fans. Pretty calm, especially comparing to Pebble. Nice fella. Was present in Papa III, Cardinal and Papa IV era. Joined in june 2017 and is still in Ghost (as of may 2024)

Prequelle era (april 6, 2018 - march 3, 2020)

The number of ghouls on stage has increased. Instead of 5 there were 7 ghouls. And this is the year when we got not one, but two Ghoulettes! How are they placed on stage? Like this:

(from left to right: Aether/Quintessence #3, Swiss behing him, Mountain/Earth #4, Rain/Water #7 in front, Cirrus/Multi, Cumulus/Multi, Dewdrop/Sodo/Fire #3) New ghouls of this era:

Rain aka Water #7

Bass. A bit taller than Dewdrop and Cardinal/Papa VI. Has dark eyes, beautiful hands, slim. Quite calm comparing to the others. Opened up a bit more in Impera era. The only adult on stage, beside Ghoulettes and Mountain. Has to step in when Sodo becomes a pain in the ass, also allows him to choke him during Year Zero. Joined in january 2018 and is still in Ghost (as of may 2024)

Swiss aka Multi Ghoul

Baritone and acoustic guitar, tambourine, backing vocals. Tall, slim, has dark eyes and biiiiiiiiiiiiig smile. Dances on his platform, tries to seduce other ghouls, acts possessed. Is in your walls. A manace to society. Vapes on stage. Loves interacting with fans and other ghouls. Known for his powerful shimmies. The horniest Ghoul of Ghost. Annoying the shit out of Sodo aka jerking him off was his main hobby in 2023. Also went to Aurora's (see below) and Cumulus' platforms. The most chaotic ghoul. Popular among Ghesties. Joined in january 2018 and is still in Ghost (as of may 2024).

Cumulus aka Multi Ghoulette

Backing vocals, synthesizer, tamboutine. Short, curvy, has amazing voice. No visible tattoos. Loves interacting with fans and other Ghouls/Ghoulettes. Dances, slays. Joined in january 2018 and is still in Ghost (as of may 2024)

Cirrus aka Multi Ghoulette

Keyboard, synthesizer, tambourine, keytar, backing vocals. Tall, slim. No tattoos. Active on stage. Keytar solo - [X]. Loves sticking out her tongue. Comes to the center of the stage in Impera era. Literal queen. Joined in january 2018 and is still in Ghost (as of may 2014)

Impera era (january 25 th, 2022 - october 7th, 2023)

(Front row from left to right: Aether/Quintessence #3, Rain/Water #7, Sodo/Dewdrop/Fire #3. Behind them from left to right: Swiss, Cirrus, Mountain/Earth #4, Cumulus, Sunshine/Multi)

There were a few changes in this era: new Ghouls and slight changes in the stage setting. In 2022 one more Ghoulette joined the Prequlle pack.

Sunshine aka Multi Ghoulette

Backing vocals and tambourine. A bit taller than Cumulus, but shorter than Cirrus. No tattoos and rings/bracelets. Cutie. Dances and acts funny on her platform. Stood on Papa's left. Joined in 2022, left in may 2023.

2023: Sunshine and Aether left and were replaced by Aurora and Phantom. The rest of the Ghouls/Ghoulettes remained the same.

Phantom aka Quintessence #4

Rhythm guitar. Tall, slim, dark eyes. Loves interacting with fans and loves bats. A show off and a little bit chaotic. Quite confident despite being a newbie. Joins Rain and Sodo for epic into of Square Hammer and outro of Rats. Loves annoying Papa IV during Year Zero outro. almost No visible tattoos, wears a ring. Interacts with every ghoul/ghoulettes on stage. Joined in may 2023 and is still in Ghost (as of may 2024)

Aurora aka Multi Ghoulette

Backing vocals, tambourine. Full of energy. The shortest Ghoulette. Loves dancing next to Rain during Miasma. Cute. Despite being smol, brought Swiss to his knees ;) Joined in may 2023, is still in Ghost (as of may 2024) Honorable mentions: Special Ghoul aka Phil aka Tobias

Showed up for interviews and to grab some awards. Talked about albums, meanings of songs and Papas. Worships cats, loves Abba. Slim, has green eyes. Wore Alpha's uniform. Was present in Primo, Secondo and Terzo eras. Makes a lot of silly sounds. Hasn't been active since 2017. Cowbell Ghoul

Plays cowbell in "Ritual" and "If you have Ghosts". A freaking legend. Tall, has a posture of a shrimp. Always got shooed by Papa III. Only showed at the end of Popestar tour in 2016. Brought many people joy with his presence.

And that was it....for now. The movie and new era are coming soon. I'm excited about what's going to happen next. If there are going to be any changes of the lineup i'll make sure to update this guide :)

Thanks for reading 🖤

[pigeonpeach]

You’re safe now

A/n: boothills backstory had me sobbing so I made this. This isn’t a x reader btw its just boothill being fatherly over a stranded kiddo. I just got inspo of this randomly so here it is

“See? i can eat just about anything now.” He laughed as the little girl looked on in amazement. He never expected to see s kid this far out in peacony, far from the protection and stuck in the middle where dozens of stray robots and creatures lurked waiting to turn the innocent little girl into s splatter. That thought angered him. The thought that there was anyone or anything in this world so cruel to do that. She hadn’t hurt no one, she didn’t do nothing a kid wouldn’t be expected to. But more importantly, she looked like his had. His little sweetheart who started walking when she saw him come home. The little bundle of joy he found tossed like trash that he coddled and raised. That bundle was now gone, along with all he had known thanks to the jerks at the IPC. He was going to make sure they paid no doubt, he wouldn’t let that Oswald off so easy. No money in the world could buy him off, he’d have him beaten and bloody begging for mercy before putting rounds and rounds of bullets into his stupid fucking face. He wouldn’t stop until his fuckin skull was dust. But for now his focus was on the stranded girl. She was so little, so innocent, she was also very scared. She clung to him so tightly. She was a halovian, her wings were so tiny and cute, her little halo made her look like s true beacon of innocence. How could he just let her become another tragedy? He may be s cyborg now but he has more of a heart than most people do.

“Could you even eat the sundaes but with the glass intact?” She asked. He chuckled. “Of course. Once we get back to the main city I’ll show you, how about that?” He said. She nodded. “By the way, wheres your parents at.” He asked. She paused before looking down.

“Well… they aren’t here right now.. I was supposed to be watched by my uncle but… he brought over some friends and they got real noisy, I wanted to visit my friend but I got lost.” She said. He pondered, that wasn’t exactly a address, but kids don’t usually know their addresses anyways. He could probably report it to the bloodhounds but take her with him around the city to keep her distracted and happy. He wasn’t sure what their policy was with lost kids though.

“Now when you say ‘aren’t here’ do you mean like they aren’t home or…”

“They’re not in Peacony right now. They told me they’d be gone for a bit but they’d be back.” She said. God she was adorable, her little wings looked so soft he wondered if she preened them like birds do where they take broken feather out or groom themselves, or do halovians have a brush?

“Ah I see. Whats your uncle like?” He asked. She followed behind him as they walked through the empty and confusing landscapes.

“Well he’s loud. Too loud. He’s also to touchy. He gets all up in your face like ‘Oh my gosh I haven’t seen you in soooo looooong’ but he saw you a week ago! His friends got really noisy. I think they were playing some game.” She said. He pretended to be interested but he was also scanning the area for enemies ahead. Of course he still cared but he needed her to be distracted while he kept watch.

“Sounds awful. They couldn’t get a better babysitter?”

“I know right!” She agreed. “Say, why are those tv guys so mean here? In the Golden hour all this machines are so friendly. One even gave me candy once… but that one back there… it was angry at me… did I do something wrong?”

“Sugar, the ones here are feral. They aren’t allowed around people and if they get caught by any of those bloodhounds they’re supposed to take care of em’. You didn’t do nothing wrong kiddo.” He said. “In the future you shouldn’t approach any wild ones.”

“Okay Mister Boot.” She said. He chuckled, that name was quite silly even to him. He liked it.

“Now, just stick behind me okay? We are in enemy territory here so caution is necessary.” He said.

“Enemy territory? Oh like when Brother Hanu has to sneak through the bad guys bases! I love those cartoons!”

“Something like that. Now you focus on being hidden while I do all the heavy lifting okay?” He looked at her as she nodded excitedly. Apart of him felt so natural taking care of her. Selfishly he kinda had hoped she’d been a orphan so he could scoop her up and take her with him. He missed having a family, having a home. And although he could never replace his baby girl he couldn’t ever stand to see a child cry or be alone.

“Mister Boot? Do you have any parents?” She asked. “Or would that be like s screwdriver..” he paused.

“Yeah I did. And they weren’t screwdrivers.” He smiled reminiscing on those memories of his family, how they took him in, how close they all were. Just them on the ranch.

“Are they alive?” She asked. He was a little surprised, kids like her don’t usually know the concept of death. Her parents are supposedly still alive so he wondered were this came from.

“No.. they aren’t. But they loved me dearly and I cary them on in my mechanical heart.” He said, he pretended to be okay about it, that he had moved on. He had to, after all children rely on adults for morality and hope. He couldn’t let her know how painful it was, that’s her parents job to do.

“I.. I worry sometimes.. mama and daddy seem to be In trouble.. but they won’t tell me anything about it… Uncle said I should lay low and wouldnt let me out today.” She said. She seemed more anxious than ever. “If I lost my papa and mama.. then what would I do.. I can’t lose them…” tears pooled in her eyes. “I don’t wanna lose them to the bad people. I don’t wanna be alone!” She cried now. He quickly lifted her to his chest, holding her close, one hand supporting her with the other still on his pistol.

“There there. I’m sure wherever and whatever business they got they’ll handle. Don’t worry kiddo, you’ll see em again.” He said.

“But what if? What if they do go.. my uncle is in no position to take care of me…” her cries were s lil muffled. He hostled his gun to pat her on the back.

“You know something? while people can die, they don’t leave you. Everyone you love sticks with you. In your heart and in your mind.” He said. “You’ll remember their voice and their words, and you’ll remember their love. It won’t be easy, it hurts alot but no one can take that from you.” He said with a smile. She seemed to top crying as she wiped her tears away.

“Really?” She asked. He nodded.

“Yeah. So long as you keep living, and you don’t ever let them get you, they live on in your heart and in your memories.” He said with a smile.

“Okay.” She laid her head in his chest again, listening to the motors and gears as he continued walking.

“Oh we’re here! See? Safe and sound.” He said. She perked up to see the familiar lights close by. The spotlights, the noise of the city returning. She seemed happier.

“Can we get icecream? I’m kinda hungry.” She asked. He chuckled.

“Of course, I’ll even show you that trick I promised.” He winked.

“Thank you so much for helping us find our daughter! I cannot thank you enough.” The man in front of him was close to kissing his feet from the looks of it. It just so happens that they returned early from their trip and came home panicked when they didn’t find her.

“Its no problem really. If you ever need any help here,” he wrote his number on a piece of paper and handed it to them. “Id also be okay with babysitting, that brother of yours didn’t do a proper job if she managed to get out so easily.”

“Yes I assure you he won’t be trusted with such again. Thank you again so much.” He said. He trusted her parents. They looked relieved to see their lil girl again. The little girl snuggled in her momma’s arms, it looked like she’d live the rest of her life like that with how tight she was held.

“Alright, don’t go running away anymore lil missy. Just give me a call if you need anything.” He said. She turned to him and nodded, there was still a little chocolate icecream on her lips that was now rubbing off on her mother’s shirt.

“Okay Mister boot! Please come visit sometime!” She said waving goodbye. He smiled, as he nodded.

“Yeah, I’m sure we’ll run into each other again.” He said. “Just be good, and don’t ever give up.”

[dimplesandfierceeyes]

wip wtuesday

Thank you for the tag @dudeyuri!

So for the first time in a looooong time, I actually have multiple projects on the go and I think it's actually been really good for boosting my writer brain again.

Thank you for the all the very fun prompts I've been getting in my asks box! They've been very much appreciated.

This wip is a snippet of the latest one I've just started:

He answered cautiously, wondering if he was going to hear the muted static of a butt dial, but instead Pran’s voice came immediately through the speaker. “Where are you?”  “At home,” Pat replied slowly, still confused though now slightly worried he’d forgotten something. “Where are you?” “Drunk,” Pran declared with aplomb. Pat snorted in surprise, a grin starting to spread over his features. “Come pick me up.” “Drunk isn’t a place,” Pat pointed out, still grinning. “Where are you?”  “Ou'side Wai’s place, I walked him home but I don’t wanna walk back t' mine. ’M tired.” The last two words were said with a sigh. Pat laughed again. “So you called your friend to come get you, huh?” 

Yep, it's drunk Pran AND it's bet era. You're welcome.

Soooo, who to tag? Hmmm... how about @fiercynn, @linkisanenby @galauvant, @sunshinedobi? I'd tag more but I'm so bad at remembering tumblr handles! Anyway if you guys would like to or anyone who sees this would like to, drop some snippetsssss!

[cute-grave-robber]

I dont want to go into horrific detail so I wont but Im still going to put self harm talk under the read more. Deranged girl dash tonight I see you all! We're so normal up in here

Literally my primary indicator that my meds arent working anymore is if I start having self harm thoughts again. It's actually crazy to think I havent self harmed in my 20s (at least not as extensively or as badly as I used to) because it has been such a long period in my life. Definitely at the very VERY least from the ages of 14 to 19 I on/off (literally not clean for more than a few months at a time) self harmed so this is the longest I have been properly clean since like 14 lol.. honestly I dont know if I will stay clean forever but Im also really embarrassed about my self harm habits like I feel so stupid for doing it but I also did it at times when I felt like I needed to punish myself or just needed to hurt a lot so when I get urges again it's such an out of place and confusing thing to me because I don't feel that way about myself anymore. I have come soooo so so so close to relapsing again I am genuinely astounded I havent relapsed especially the last few months. I am very used to my scars now and honestly they arent nearly as bright or as obvious as they used to be but if I sit and look for too long I start to see how fucking many I have which is both so surprising and not because of how looooong I did it for..... and during late 2019/early 2020 it got really really bad. I cant remember the last time I self harmed or how badly I did it but I have some quite ugly scars that honestly probably should have gotten stitched. Theres quite a few and a kind of nasty one on my shoulder that are all 4 years old this year and I am wearing a dress on Sunday that will not hide them. Maybe I shouldnt be deeping this 6 days before I am supposed to wear that dress but honestly I dont think anyone will notice them they are quite faded, it'll be dark, and like nobody is looking anyway LOLLLL

[hopetheprincess]

I've been considering an aromantic label for a bit. I used to joke that I fall in love with people the instant they're nice to me, but lately I've been realizing what a borderline personality disorder trait that is.

And I'm wondering if that's just the idealization that borderline does. And when thinking about it very hard, I don't think I've ever actually been in love with someone, other than my fiance, who I've known for 20+ years (we grew up together and met when we were 5 in Kindergarten lol)

More under the cut I'm just rambling tbh

For that matter they are the only one I've ever felt real sexual attraction to, as well, or at least I think so, I'm still struggling to define sexual attraction pfft.

I have a long history of selfshipping and falling for fictional characters, which is context for my next thoughts.

I'm looking back on experiences I've had, and as a teen I wanted a boyfriend SOOOO BADDDD and then someone confessed to me, asking me to be his girlfriend, and I was so giddy. Then immediately after, I started feeling really, really bad. Like uncomfortable, afraid, weirded out as to why it didn't feel amazing like I wanted!

I also felt like I was "betraying" my beloved character at the time (Dem.yx from Ki.ngd.om He.arts for anyone curious lmao) which, in hindsight, is hilariously cringy, but it kind of speaks volumes to me that like...

Being with a real person made me super uncomfortable, to the point of craving the comfort of a fictional character that I had grown very, very attached to? Back then I chalked it up to being a lonely, anxious loser but now I'm not so sure?

My fiance and I got together... gosh, 5 years ago? I think? After a looooong friendship, after him breaking up with his ex, after he started trying to date around, and after I had the biggest borderline breakdown of my life.

So, clearly, fiance is my fp, a lot of my mood is affected by their presence in my life, and we had messed around a few times, experimentally... they are the only person I've ever felt such a strong pull towards, whose advances I haven't shunned, because I also tried to date around, but it felt BAD AND SCARY EVERY TIME! Which, at the time, I ALSO chalked up to being a loser lmaooo

It's odd bc like... I feel like my aceness is directly caused by my self image and borderline, and I'm wondering if I'm aro for that stuff too? Is it valid, to refer to myself as aro, when all it is is just me being a bpd weirdo and having bpd feelings? Or is it real aro feelings that are just accentuated by my bpd??? Does it matter who's causing what? Can they all just be hand in hand and I'm aroace borderline and that's just how it is??????

I think I would identify with demiromantic the most, because clearly my fiance and I have built such a foundation, and I have no problem saying I'm in love with them.

I call myself aceflux because I'm just simply not sure what the fuck sexual attraction is and I think I have felt it for strangers/acquaintances but I'm not sure. I definitely feel it for fictional characters. And I'm pretty sure I feel it for my fiance. So idk. It's just easier to call it by a flux label.

ANYWAY idk I have a lot of thoughts on this and I can't wait to tell my therapist so she can be super confused by the grayness of the a-spec identities lmao I'm like The Queer Educator client for her so I... both dread and look forward to explaining it? Pffft.

Disclaimer SHE IS AN AWESOME THERAPIST AND I LOVE HER A LOT this is the one (1) fault she has because she is very straight. Definitely an ally! But a-spec identities are weird for straights to comprehend, I think 😂

[wanderingchocolateeclair]

Cute lil tired parents scenario time~

I am in an unbelievably squishy mood, and have been thinking about my lil next gen ocs (actually mainly the pros having to deal with all the pregnancy jazz because hehh) soooo, these lil imageries of sleepy parent Edgejeanist, Ectoloader, Snipe and Erasermic dealing with their kids popped into my head and y’all need to know this because it’s adorable.

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Edgejeanist being tired new parents, trying to figure out everything on top of stress from work. Izumi isn’t a generally whiny baby, but she was born quite early and she’s still a baby who obviously requires certain amounts of attention....most of the time in the middle of the night, unfortunately for them—

So it’s 2am. Tsunagu is sprawled out on the couch, not even half his body is actually on it properly, but he’s too tired to care - finally getting an inch of rest. Meanwhile, baby Izumi is crying her heart out and just Does. Not. Want. To. Sleep. And Shinya is trying to get her to sleep so that they can all go to sleep....it’s not working that well though.

They are a complete mess. Shinya is just walking around the kitchen bouncing baby Izumi, talking to her, singing and humming to her, literally trying everything to get her to calm down. Tsunagu is now just flippin’ passed out on the sofa and oh boy, they sure have a looooong few months ahead of them.

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Ectoloader being oh fairly familiar with the struggles of parenting, but when it comes round to Katsuo....oh boy....baby Katsuo is very quiet yet incredibly mischievous. Takes hours to get him to sleep because all he wants to do is play and cause absolute chaos.

So Ecto is coming back from work, on the phone to Yuna (she is a proper pro hero and adult at this point in time) and is confused by the silence. Walks out into the garden to see Higari laying on a lil picnic blanket in the middle of the grass, snoring away. Tiny little Katsuo is laying on top of him, fast asleep for the first time in forever.

He just smiles softly and tells Yuna about it and she laughs about how adorable that must be. They know how tough parenting can be, but god they look forward to every bit of what’s to come.

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Our dear old Snipe, being a single father to his his adorable daughter!!! Lil Aira! Luckily for our favourite cowboy, Aira isn’t too much of a fussy baby, however raising her alone and immediately after The Big Incident™️ (the ecto, pl + snipe incident that happens in their backstory that I still have yet to write out, that has a lot of relevance to how I write their characters—)...can be very difficult.

So imagine this - baby Aira is hungry and whiny and Snipe is just really trying his hardest to juggle preparing to feed her and comfort her at the same time, as well as being incredibly stressed and tired from everything else that has been happening.

He manages to feed her and get her to calm down and after that she falls asleep. He smiles to himself because damn, even though it may be hard, she is his lil baby and he loves her so much. It’s finally peaceful and he gets to rest. That is until Aira wakes him up 30 minutes later because she needs attention. But oh well!!

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Erasermic not exactly new parents. And it’s not as though they haven’t ended up raising most of their classes anyway- but they still were not at all prepared for the utter chaos that came with raising Ren. He is a complete menace of a baby, yet he’s so adorable so no one can ever get mad at him.

It’s midday. Eri is around high school age at this point and Shinsou is now a pro hero. Shouta is completely asleep on the dining table. He was attempting to feed Ren, but was so stressed out and tired that he just fell asleep. Ren is still awake, blabbering away to himself in his high chair, and Hizashi is cleaning around the house while on a video call to Shinsou.

Hizashi notices it’s too quiet so he comes in and laughs softly at the sight of Shouta face down on the dining table, their son happily spluttering and blabbering nonsense. They were both so tired. He goes over and taps him on the shoulder and tells him to go lie down, turning the camera around so that Shinsou could laugh at how dishevelled they both are, and saying that he’ll take care of the rest.

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:D!! Fluffy tired parents!!! And their mischievous kids. Honestly I wasn’t going to make this post a big one, but the scenarios kept coming and I really needed to share them with you-

It started off with me just thinking about how much I love stressed out new parents edgejeanist and that particular scene with Shinya bouncing baby Izumi is like a big comfort to me.....and it turned into this......but I hope you like them!!

~Eclair <3

[softcallofdutyimagines]

Hnnnng I don't usually do ask, But I just read the falling out of love with the Nato pack and was wondering if you could do the hc's for the Warsaw pact, it not that's totally fine!

Xnsjsjsj I meant to get to this faster, sorry! 💀💀 BUT YES. YES I CAN DO THIS !!!!! Thank you for the request!! The whole on Warsaw pact is a bit extensive for me tho and I don't really know everyone (sorry!!) but I'll happily do the Perseus agents + beck, portnova, and stone :)

Beck

Beck considers himself a practical type of guy

If he notices you're losing feelings for him, while it might take him some time to truly catch on, he decides not to beat around the bush

He'll confront you in a non hostile manner and ask you straight up what's going on

He just wants to know the truth

When you tell him you're losing feelings, he's pretty understanding and decides to break things off right there

While this may seem callus and impersonal, anyone who truly knows him would catch just how deeply he's hurting

The breakup crushes him and he spends a looooong time pondering what he did wrong to push you away

Naga

He is both A) so arrogant and B) so strongly attached to you, that he either can't or refuses to see that you're falling out of love

He assumes that you're just not feeling well or that you're having an off week

It's a lie he keeps telling himself and one that he buys every single time

That, and even the smallest scrap of genuine affection that he can get from you seals the deal in his mind

When you finally reveal the truth and initiate a break up he's so blindsided that he thinks you're joking

But the fact that you aren't sends him into a panic

He tries everything he possibly can in that moment to change your mind or at least stall the inevitable, but it's no use

After all he did for you and all the trust he gave you, he's an absolute mess and for the rest of his life he's never able to quite recover from the breakup

Portnova

Oh, she's angry

Not angry at you persay, although that does play a bit into it, but moreso at herself

She's hurt and confused and all she can do is question what she's doing wrong

Honestly, she's never been that big on shows of affection, but all of a sudden she's trying very hard to do just that

Perhaps this is what you want?

She's convinced herself that this has everything to do with her and that if she can just be better, do better, maybe you'll love her again

All her efforts manage to buy little moments of affection from you, but giving love out if a sense of obligation isn't real love now is it?

Your consious weighs on you and after a while you know you have to end things

When you do, she suddenly reverts back to her cool, callus self

She handles it about the same as Beck does and simply lets you go

However, also like Beck, she spends all of her recovery time blaming herself

Stitch

He is also angry, but the difference is he's open about it

On the one hand, he's so terrified of losing you that he has no idea how to conduct himself or even how to understand what he's feeling

After all, he's never really allowed himself to get as close with anyone as he has with you

But at the same time...

This volatility is uncalled for and part of the reason you're not as attracted to him anymore

He never takes his anger out on you, but it scares you a bit to see him get like that nonetheless

For your own mental health, you break things off sooner then later, leaving no room for negotiation or conversation

Once he's alone again...

It's one of the first times in his adult life he's ever cried

He knows it's too late for tears and there's definitely no room for feeling sorry for himself

But... He knows he's going to be a mess without you

Stone

Another aggressive one

He's pretty confrontational about it when he notices

He demands to know if it's true and that you don't love him anymore or if you have someone else on the side

You tell him it's not that black and white, but no, there's no one else

This leaves him confused

If there's truly no one else then... Why don't you love him anymore?

Like Stitch, he's so hurt and confused that he comes on far too aggressively about the whole thing

When the breakup comes, he's the one who initiates it, but only because he's tearing himself apart trying to understand this all

So why bother? Best to make the cut now

It hurts him so much to be separated from you... He's never been good at handling rejection, and this is just too much

He never loves anyone like he did you again

Wraith

She's hurt

Soooo hurt, and deeply depressed

Even as she watches you fall out of love and drift and drift away...

She's in so much pain that she can't bring herself to do anything about it

She acts like everything is fine and just waits for the final blow all the while

When you do breach the subject of a breakup, she's very even keel about it

She's surpringly understanding and calm during the whole ordeal but on the inside she's absolutely crumbling

The whole thing manifests as a physical pain in her chest, so much so that she feels like she's going to have a heart attack

She's almost glad when it's over, that way she can finally grieve the loss

[ladylynse]

Le Fantôme here, hi. Ha! good to know that I'm not the only one that likes the cataclysm option and for the same reason XD XD Although, also having Danny just shrug it off because isn't the most weird thing that he had seem is a bonus. Imaging if he first has his 'what' moment but then just shrug and LB and CN are like wait, you are ok with that? Like they notice he doesn't even know what an akuma is and then is like meh, that's ok isn't that weird at all. Now keyboard thing. (Interesting how this when from fic to this). I think that would depend on how many language has it active. Like I said I do speak spanish too (obviously apart from english) and this laptop came with the english keyboard one. I had to "install" the spanish function on it. Basically, if I not mistaken, just active that option on the keyboard/language options. And according to my laptop to change easy the language that you are typing just press the windows key plus space, maybe that was what you did accidentally. I had done that a couple of times too. That trick won't work on the english keyboard without changing it to the spanish one (the language), the international one, in this case. There is another spanish one that is different because it does include the ñ on it as part of the letters and as you know that letter isn't on the english keyboard physically so that's a big difference. To do that I need to press the shift plus the `~ key plus the n in a few seconds. So if you have a french keyboard it could be as you say that it's all different physically like the other spanish keyboard... and yes, that's mess up and hard to keep track of it. I mean, the copy and paste method would always work, it just annoying have to find it every single time. At least if you do like you said and have the symbols handy by the foot of the page so is a bit easy to find. I haven't thought that XD XD The hard symbol I need is the ¡ while the ! does exist... well, the other one doesn't and for that I mostly just pasted from online... ^^; ^^; (is the only one that I can't do, or haven't found the alt plus number combination but that's something else). Also what? okaaaay... I have not comments on your un-luck with laptops. Because seriously, I'm confused and surprised with that info. Then, taking the opportunity that now is allowing to sent this looooong asks, I going to say wow to all your ideas. To the point that when I was looking for the replied, I noticed you have a DP x Lucifer idea as well?? what? I haven't even thought that could be a possibility... those shows are totally different in my opinion... Ok, I'm soooo so so sorry this looks extremely long, and it is. But I was thinking that by now tumblr would stop me and force me to sent another question... I'm impressed... Have a nice day :) :)

(re: this ask)

Hello again!

Yes, Danny's ability to shrug off weirdness that is very clearly not normal outside of Paris would tell them better than anything else what he deals with back home.

Re: the keyboard thing, someone else messaged me and suggested that I could always set a keyboard shortcut (or autocorrect rule for something that I would always want corrected in that way, regardless of what I'm typing) to get the ones I use most often. I figure I'll try that first! (And re: my luck with computers: they hate me. There is no other explanation. I actually got a three sentence fic request for an AU where technology functions for me, and it was deeply amusing for me.)

Ah, yes, Danny Phantom/Lucifer was the product of an ask from someone else. Anything that's not a three sentence fic or self-contained sort of snippet is in this post where I collect various fic ideas/musings, but that crossover is also in my three sentence fics (ie a different ask from what I'm assuming is a different anon), so that would also be in with the crossover three sentence fics here. (There have been some interesting combinations. Something like Miraculous Ladybug/Sherlock is not one I would've come up with on my own, so the people who mention these deserve credit for that. I expand on more ideas than I post of my original ones; most of mine wind up in a fic idea document rather than here.)

[taz80390]

This is totally unedited and I’m totally blaming @blackkatmagic for infecting my brain With Jon Antilles and Fay. Also this is the first time in a looooong time that I’ve written anything soooo be gentle with me? Lol

Fay is sure she’s never been noticed as much as much as this little boy has noticed her in the all the years of her very long life.

Jon collapsed to the ground, panting for breath thru the pain. “Wait, I just.... I.. I need a minute”

“You dont actually believe your enemies will give you a minute do you boy?” Dark woman said toneslessly.

Jon flinched back as she raised the sword and started back. The expected blow never came and he lowered his arms from his face. Pale blue eyes widened at the sight before him. There was a woman there, her hand raised. There was something not quite right about her. She seemed normal enough, he supposed except her hair. Her long hair was twisting into red curls that seemed to be getting darker the longer he watched.

“Look away Jon,” a gentle musical voice told him. He hesitates, chewing his lip. It was a bad habit that Dark Woman had yet to break him of, then made a decision and turned around.

Fay’s fingers spasm around the forearm of the woman in from of her as she struggles with her anger. She knows the red is darkening to black, twisting into fat curls with almost blind rage. It’s been a long time since she had been so angry. It’s part of the reason she wanders the woods a lot.

It takes a flick of her wrist to send the woman staggering away. Fay stalks forward, every bit the predator she is but has spent her whole life pretending she isnt.

“Who do you think you are interrupting our training?” An’ya demanded, her instincts practically shrieking at her to leave. Leave now, or she’ll never be able. A shiver making its way down her spine as the woman’s mouth curls up in a smirk, smoke grey eyes coldly analyzing her.

“You may call me Fay, I will be taking Jon out of your hands, effective immediately,” She doesnt know why she’s doing this. She isnt good with being around kids but, at the same time. The boy had noticed her, noticed her when she traveled from shadow to shadow, he had even left a bit of his food for her. Not that she needed it but it had touched her. It was she started to follow him, to find out more about him.

“You don’t deserve that boy so I will take care of him,” a cold smile “You will not be getting him back, and you will regret it if you try to stop me.”

Letting just a tiny bit of her true nature out and watching as the woman in front of her struggled to breathe. Reigning her her aura then turning around to go find Jon. Her steps slowing as she gets out of sight before coming to a halt. Fay takes a few deep breaths and presses her hand to her stomach as she breathes through the worst of her anger. Feeling her hair start to settle down and returning to long straight blonde hair.

“Jon?” She calls as she searches for him. Coming to a halt as she spies him sitting on the side of the river. He’s just gazing into it, as it might hold answers to all the questions he has. He’s so thin, she mourns and supposes its just something to add to the list of things to do.

His head whips around and his long dark hair gets in his eyes. She smiles as she swipes it back with irritation. Seconds later he scrambles over to her.

“Are you ok? What’s happening? Why did you interfere? I wasn’t truly hurt,” his words tumble all over the place as he questions her.

“Peace Jon,”. She raises a hand with a small smile. “I’m fine, I have decided you will be coming with me from now on. I don’t know what that woman has told you but fighting like that with a child is not training. It’s torture and no child should go thru that. Come we should check you over and then perhaps we should get some food.”

She laughed as a blush appeared when his stomach growled then gestured to the path. “Follow me to where I’m staying for now and we can get you settled”

Jon studied her, pale eyes taking in everything about her. Her hair wasn’t red and curly anymore, it was now long blond and straight. She also didn’t seem to be as tense as she was when she stopped Dark Woman. Her voice had a gentle musical flow to them that subconsciously made him relax.

“Ok ma’am,” He ducked his head and shyly smiled at her. She stepped in when he was down and seemed fine so he guessed it was ok.

“You may call me Fay little one,” She reached out and ruffled his hair before striding down the path. His hand made an aborted motion to his hair in confusion. He guessed it wasn’t a bad feeling.

“Are you coming? That monster in your stomach needs to be fed before it escapes,”. He looked up to see her a few yards ahead, looking back at him with a gentle smile and laughter in her eyes. Decision made he trotted to catch up with her, a tiny smile growing on his lips.

[ankhashiva]

Heya~ Can you do a smut Julius hc, where Julius is jealous cause he saw one of the captains confess their love to Julius' s/o ? I love Julius soooo much and there are not many ffs,hcs :(

Heyyaaaa darling! 

You made my day with your request Also, the S/O is a woman since I had no precision about the gender :3 *grining*

I hope you’ll enjoy it anyway :D (It’s my first request, I don’t want to screw this up :’) )

What I listened to make this HC: Matthew Perryman Jones - Living in The Shadows

The Beast King

A huge banquet has been organized at the Royal Castle to celebrate the Stars Award Festival and of course you are invited since you are one of the Silver's Eagle Magic Knight.

While you were throwing discreet shots at Julius (you were at the beginning of your relationship and you have agreed that for now, you will keep your relationship secret, just to get your bearings) you are joined by Nozel Silva, your Captain.

He engages in conversation with you and you notice that he’s... different than usual. He is more attentive and smiles. (Nozel, smiling at a commoner? What fly stung him?)

Nozel offers you to go on the balcony to get some fresh air. You feel at that moment Julius's piercing look resting on you, then on Nozel. A little naive, you shake your shoulders and accompany him. There’s no harm in dodging the party for a few minutes to breathe fresh air

Arrived on the balcony, Nozel turns to you and without warning, confesses his feelings. “I don’t fall in love with commoners, but you are different.”

Stunned, you stutter that you’re sorry but that you’re already in love with someone else. Nozel tries to get the person’s name out of you but as you begin to panic, a warm and possessive hand lands on your waist. "Julius!" You startled, and see on his face an expression you had never seen before.

Julius stared intensely at Nozel so that he lowered his eyes. He seemed completely frightened. It was by crossing the eyes of your love that you understood what frightened your captain. His eyes, usually so soft, had taken on a beastly intensity, as if the alpha wolf were subduing his beta.

It was then that Julius turned to you, that same glimmer in his eyes, and made a sign to you to move forward, out of the banquet. Once out of the room, neither one nor two teleports you to the room you share.

Still confused by the events, you head to the sofa to rest there, but the Magic King decided otherwise. He slams you against the door, his hand placed near your face, staring straight into your eyes, silently.

«Julius...» you started, You are quickly interrupted by the blond. «You should never follow a man when you are by yourself, S/O. You are far too naive. You don’t seem to understand how dangerous men can be.”

He then moves his leg between your thighs and sticks to you. "I will show you how dangerous I can be." You don’t know if you should take it as a threat or a promise.

Neither one nor two, Julius kissed you full mouth, hungrily. You try to hug him, but he takes your wrists with one hand, and with the other he rips your clothes off. "That’s what we are. Animals." You jiggle on his leg, excited by the situation. "Is it me or are you jealous?" You feel the body of Julius tensing, he inhales deeply, eyes closed, then looks at you so intensely that a knot forms in your stomach . «You. Are. Mine» He finishes tearing your underwear apart, unbuttoning his pants, leaving his erect member out of it. 

“I will have to mark my territory by marking your whole body, S/O” he whispers in your ear, wild.

It was then that everything accelerated. Julius took you by the hips, lifted you against the wall, forcing you to cross your legs around his waist. Without warning, he penetrated you in one stroke, of all its length. He apparently didn’t intend to be romantic, only to show you that you’re his woman.

Julius spent the rest of the evening biting your neck, chest, breast and thrusting you, without letting you the chance to dominate him. After two-three orgasms , he takes you to the bathroom to take a nice bath together. He looked at your body, smiling when he sees the bites and hiccups he made and says, satisfiyed : "Now, nobody will ever flirt with you again" "As if I were interested in someone other than you," you replied, kissing him tenderly, exhausted.

[xwaywardhuntress]

You’re Not From This World (Part Four)

Summary: Imagine the boys get sent to an alternate reality again without you, which leaves you stuck with the Winchester look-alikes, Jensen Ackles, and Jared Padalecki.

Pairing: Dean Winchester x reader, Jensen Ackles x alternate world!reader (Catherine, Cat)

Warnings: Jealousy, Awkwardness

Words: 2200+

Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural. This is fanfiction only. Please do not redistribute my writings on other sites, horrible or not. Thanks!

One, Two, Three

Both Jensen and Jared shot up from their beds as the witch events consumed their dreams. Leaving their separated rooms, they found themselves in rooms across from one another.

“Jens, did we-“ Jared started

“Yeah, that happened.” Jensen finished Jared’s thoughts. “I wonder if Y/N and the others are okay.”

As if on cue, both of the boys heard a conversation from afar with multiple voices involved. They followed the sound. As they got closer, they were able to recognize all the voices in the conversation. The Winchesters. Y/N. Castiel.

“So he was trapped?” Jensen and Jared heard Y/N ask as they entered the war table room. Y/N had been sitting down in one of the chairs next to Sam, while Dean stood behind her chair. On the opposite side of the table was Cas.

“Yes, that is what he said to me.” The angel responded before noticing Jensen and Jared enter the room, causing everyone else to turn their attention in the same direction.

“You guys are awake!” You exclaimed as you stood up from your chair to stand between the Winchesters and their alternate versions. You glanced at your watch, which read about 6:00am. “I’m surprised you both are up, we were actually all about to hit the hay soon. It’s been a long day…and night. How are you guys feeling?”

“I feel completely fine, oddly enough.” Jared questioned as he thought back to all the times he had been thrown against a wall recently.

You chuckled, “Yeah, we had Cas heal you both before we moved you onto beds.”

“Cas really does seem to have that special touch.” The taller actor wiggled his eyebrows at Jensen.

Jensen narrowed his eyes at his friend, aware of what the other actor was hinting at. One fan word: Destiel. Y/N and Castiel didn’t seem to understand, but Dean caught on as he rolled his eyes.

Sam got up from his chair to stand beside Dean and in front of Jensen and Jared.

The brothers looked from head to toe at the actors and vice versa. Both sides thinking to themselves, ‘so these are those other guys’

You couldn’t help but look between the two groups of boys. There were some similarities but Jensen and Jared definitely looked more refresh than Dean and Sam. “Soooo…” You began. “I don’t think I need to introduce you guys?” You squinted an eye and bit your bottom lip, not sure what to say exactly.

“No, they both had the weird names. This one we kind of met under the table already and that one is Polish.” Dean spoke first as he nodded his head towards each actor as he spoke.

Both Jared and Sam narrowed their eyes at Dean’s comment.

Jensen hadn’t exactly ignored Dean, but since he entered the room, a part of him wanted to make sure you were okay too. You looked okay physically but verbal confirmation is what Jensen sought out. He turned his attention to you. “Are you okay?”

Before you could answer, Dean stepped forward answering for you. “She’s fine.”

You smiled awkwardly at Jensen, knowing Dean had gone straight into protection mode due to slight jealousy and there was really no stopping it.

Jensen knew to back off a little as he recognized Dean’s jealousy. After all, that’s how he would’ve acted as Dean if someone like himself appeared before them. “I’m glad to hear that.” Was all that Jensen said.

There was definitely some tension and awkwardness felt within the room by all. You decided to end it as best as you could.

Sliding your hand into Dean’s, you tugged him to follow you, “Alright, how about we continue this great conversation after everyone has had a chance to sleep and rest?”

“I do not need sleep.” Cas chimed in.

You sighed, turning your head in the direction of the angel. “We know, Cas.”

Jared raised his hand in the air like a kid, “I actually have a quick question.” Everyone turned to the tall actor as he continued, “What happened to the witch possessed by the angel?”

The brothers and angel all looked at each other, while you were slowly pulling Dean in the same direction as your shared bedroom. You also had an answer ready for Jared. “Very long story. One that we can go over with you and Jensen tomorrow…err later.” You smiled at him.

Sam yawned, “Y/N is right. It’s been a long night and we haven’t slept at all. Also, our guest needs to recover too before we can even ask him questions.”

Jensen and Jared look confused at Sam’s last comment.

“Again, part of the very long story. We’ll explain tomorrow. You guys can use the same beds in the rooms you came from.” You shared catching the looks they gave each other. “Well, goodnight…err morning. You guys know what I mean.” You said as you dragged Dean with you. He hadn’t said anything, just followed your lead. He wouldn’t say it out loud, but he was exhausted.

Sam smiled at Jensen and Jared before heading to his room too.

Jensen and Jared looked at each other, then looked at Cas. They weren’t sure if they could go back to sleep with all the questions they had.

“You think maybe you could help with the sleep part for us?” Jensen couldn’t help but ask. Jared nodded his head in agreement.

The angel sighed as he quickly appeared before them and placed his fingers on their foreheads. He sent them back to the beds where they came from, knocking them out to sleep. Once that was done, Cas left to the room where the guest currently resided in a corner of the room.

---

It was around late afternoon when everyone slowly began waking up and leaving their rooms. Jensen and Jared were the last to get up again. And again they overheard multiple voices down the hallway. Entering the war room table, it was almost similar to how they found everyone last night. Y/N and Sam were seated, while Dean and Cas were standing. The one obvious difference was a man standing beside Cas that Jensen and Jared had never seen before.

The newcomer had a lanky look to him as he fiddled with a pocket watch in his hands. He saw Jensen and Jared and greeted them. “G-good afternoon.”

You tilted your head upwards as if it would allow you to see the Winchester’s doubles. Instead, you ended up looking up at Dean, who had his eyebrows raised but then gestured behind him.

That’s when you turned your body to face behind you as much as you could. “Good afternoon!” You greeted them with a smile. “I know it’s already later in the day, but we brewed some coffee anyways. Have at it and then take a seat.”

Jensen and Jared looked at each other before shrugging as they walked over to the coffee brewer atop one of the counters in the room. There were two empty mugs left and it was easy to assume that Y/N had left it there for them. Pouring themselves some coffee, they eventually joined Y/N and Sam seated at the table.

“So what did we miss? And who is that guy?” Jared jumped straight into asking questions as he took a sip of his coffee.

You couldn’t help but chuckle to yourself. “I guess we should start over from the beginning.”

Dean groaned behind you. “I need more coffee.” He shared as he left to go pour himself another cup, only to find the pot empty. “Scratch that, I’ll go get more coffee to brew.” And then he left towards the kitchen.

You looked over at Sam, seeing if he wanted to share what they had found out so far.

Sam just smiled at you, gesturing for you to do the talking.

The stranger in question took it upon himself to speak first, “I-I am Remph, an angel of the lord.”

Everyone looked at the new angel.

You decided to add on to his introduction, “Right. He also goes by Kafziel, but prefers Remph. He’s a really old angel, according to him and Cas. He’s been around for a looooong time.”

“A-as old as God.” Remph commented.

“Uh-huh. He’s also the angel of time. Remy Kyteler, the witch that Jared shot at...” You looked over at the tall actor smiling, showing that you were pretty proud of his actions at the time. 

Jensen interrupted. “Where did you even get the gun, man?”

Jared looked over at his friend answering, “On set, we have a prop gun attached near the leg of the big table. It was for fun and jokes with some of the crew, so when I actually found a real one there, I took it and...well used it. The situation seemed to call for it.” The tall actor shrugged.

You took back control of the conversation. “It was actually not bad timing though. Anyways, Remy was a really weak witch. According to her family’s past, she’s a descendant from the Kilkenney witch line. One of her ancestors, Alice Kyteler, was the first recorded witch to be condemned in Ireland. Her ancestor fled the country before they could burn her and…well...her servants paid her price instead. You could say that after Alice, her family became more supporters of other witches/monster/angels. Remy wanted power and became aware of Remph because apparently Remph and her mother had a thing since her mother was a supporter of his. Hence her name Remy.”

Jensen and Jared looked over at Remph, then at each other. Y/N could see the light bulbs turning on in their heads as if they were putting two and two together. It was the same thing the rest of them had thought initially but were told wrong.

“R-remy is not mine.” The angel of time clarified.

Castiel spoke as well, “She isn’t a nephilim.”

You continued, “Anyways, Remy did something to trap Remph and that’s the part we left off on before you two showed up.”

Dean had walked back into the room during the storytelling, this time with a beer in his hand and the empty coffee pot not with him anymore, taking his place behind your chair again. He obviously needed something stronger to get himself through this situation with him and his brother’s alternate counterparts present.

“Oh cool! I don’t think we have anything written yet about meeting a time angel.” Jared shared his excitement.

You smiled, amused at how interested Jared seemed to be with the Supernatural world, despite his most recent run in with a witch who was definitely aiming to kill him not that long ago.

“So he’s like a Doctor Strange. He can mess with time, right?” Jensen asked also sharing a bit of interest in this new angel.

“That’s right. How about we give the floor back to ‘Doctor Strange’ now?” Dean interrupted as he set his empty beer bottle by Y/N’s mug. The older Winchester just wanted to know one thing: if the angel could send his counterpart and Sam’s back to where they came from. However, he knew before he could get to that point, Sam and Y/N would want to know how the whole witch and angel possession occurred. So he continued speaking crossing his arms, “Since we’re all caught up, how did you get trapped by the witch if the witch wasn’t even powerful?” 

“S-She had a powerful Scottish witch help her.” Remph replied.

Dean, Sam, Castiel, and Y/N all looked at each other. There was only one Scottish witch they knew of that was pretty powerful.

“Let me take a wild guess. Red hair? Carries a big book around? Accent?” Dean asked already expecting the answer they were all thinking.

“Y-yes.” The angel of time replied.

“Of course! See Sam, this is why we need to get that damn book back from her.” Dean expressed his annoyance.

“Rowena?” Jared asked Jensen as Dean and Sam bickered for a moment.

“Yeah, can only be her.” Jensen answered his friend.

You had your arms crossed now, “Wait a minute. How did you not die when I stuck the angel blade in if you were in the witch’s body?”

Everyone’s attention turned to the angel of time. Remph grinned, “T-those angel blades do not affect me.”

“We probably need an archangel blade to kill you.” Dean suggested.

The angel of time just smiled, not exactly confirming nor denying that statement.

“So how exactly did Rowena help Remy to trap you?” Sam asked.

“S-she used a spell that is similar to when an angel takes over a human body, except I had already been in this body, so it took a bit of tweaking as the red witch didn’t have a casting spell to take me out of this body at the time. R-remy was given full control, but even so, could only use a small percentage of my power. T-the power to age humans and the power to send them to another reality. I-I don’t think she knew that she only switched them out with their counterpart from the other reality.” He looked between the Winchesters and Jensen and Jared. “I-i suppose two out of the four of you belong to another reality?”

Everyone nodded their head.

“I-I will fix that.” And then the angel of time snapped his finger before anyone else could comment. The room of seven turned into a room of five in a blink of an eye.

Unfortunately, you noticed right away that there was still a problem.

You placed your elbow on top of the table as you rubbed your hand along your face. Your hand eventually stopped on your forehead. Looking down, you called out, “Jensen? Jared?”

“Yes?” They both answered.

Looking up at the two actors, you took a deep breath in and out. “Son of a –“

BAM!

Next: Part Five

Author’s Note: This part changed A LOT since part three was posted. It was technically supposed to be the last part with what I had originally written, but we’re going to continue on! Stay tuned for part five!

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Hi :3 ✩ for Madara/Kakashi or maybe Sakumo/Orochimaru if You like that one :) Have a nice day! You're awesome!

Aww thank you!!! You’re too sweet!

I am contractually obliged to do this for MadaKaka lol. I don’t actually really ship Orochimaru with anyone, and Sakumo I didn’t ship with anyone until @sloaners started posting all that Kaguya/Sakumo stuff that I never knew I needed lol. But anyways, on to the answers!

This is going under a cut because it’s long af like jesus christ.

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice?

Madara, 100% the man barely has an inside voice as it is.

Who threatens to leave but never actually does?

Madara did, only once.  Kakashi thought he was serious and it was a whole Thing™.  He has since stopped saying things like “why am I with you?” and “what did i do to deserve falling in love with someone as terrible as you?” because he realised Kakashi took that waaaayyy too seriously.

Who actually keeps their word and leaves?

Kakashi.  Not because of their disagreement, but because he honestly thinks Madara is better off without him.  Madara has had to chase the bastard down more than once to convince him that there’s no one else Madara could ever want.

Who trashes the house?

Madara, definitely.  He’s a table flipper when really angry.  Kakashi will let his ninken chew Madara’s sandals if Madara is being an asshole (because he’s passive aggressive like that).  Madara’s belongings might go missing, or end up in strange places as well.

Do either of them get physical?

I mean, they’re ninja, so yeah, totally.  But not in a domestic abuse sort of way.  Just, they start arguing and then it turns into sparring, which later turns into sparring, if you know what I mean….

How often do they argue/disagree?

about petty things?  All the time.  More because Kakashi likes to make Madara angry, and because Madara is kind of tsundere, so it’s just so easy for almost anything to get him mad.  But when it comes to serious matters, they’re both surprisingly good at talking that kind of stuff out.  Mostly because they both look at their problems from a strategic POV, and can separate their emotions from what’s going on.

Who is the first to apologise?

Depends on who’s in the wrong, and if feelings were hurt.  Typically, that means Madara, since Kakashi doesn’t really get angry.  Kakashi’s way of dealing with an argument is to disappear, so that means it’s typically up to Madara to hunt Kakashi down and bring him back home.  Even when Kakashi is mad, instead of banishing Madara to the couch, he’d probably go sleep in a tree somewhere (or hang out with Hashi/Tobi or Tenzou, depending on the era he’s at).

Sex:

Who is on top?

depends. Kakashi is less likely to care either way, but they’re both good with either position.  It depends more on who initiates, and the mood they’re in.

Who is on the bottom?

…this is essentially the same question.  Also depends.  

Who has the strangest desires?

like, kinks?  Idk they’re ninja they both get up to strange things, but nothing I’d consider too weird (tho like, I don’t really know how to measure what other people would find weird…)

Any kinks?

oh yeah.  Orgasm denial followed by over stimulation.  Maybe a bit of exhibitionism.  Kakashi likes to watch (and Madara realises he does too, when there’s a Kakashi!bunshin in play…).  Kakashi has a praise kink (tho he’d never admit to it) but luckily Madara’s dirty talk mostly consists of praise so it works.  Kakashi probably also likes to be degraded, but Madara does not want to degrade him, so that doesn’t happen.  Madara has a clothing kink too, and it’s all Kakashi’s fault.

Who’s dominant in bed?

depends!!! They’re more a ‘bring sparring to the bedroom’ couple; Kakashi likes to tease, and Madara feels like he needs to get the upper hand.  But once they trust each other more, they might be willing to indulge the other and submit a bit.

Is head ever in the equation?

oh yeah

If so, who is better at performing it?

that’s hard to say (no pun intended lol).  They have very different techniques.  Madara takes it as a matter of pride to see how fast and how hard he can make Kakashi come (and how loud he can make Kakashi scream).  Kakashi is a tease and will stay down there until Madara can’t take it anymore.

Ever had sex in public?

…define public lol.  In public spaces, sure.  Outside?  Definitely.  In view of someone else?  Nope, never, not allowed.

Who moans the most?

depends on what’s going down!  Madara is typically louder tho.

Who leaves the most marks?

Madara 100% no question.  He likes to know that under all the clothing Kakashi wears, he’s covered in love bites.  Tho Kakashi leaves his fair share (those high collar shirts are not just fashionable lol).

Who screams the loudest?

9/10 Madara (it takes a special something to make Kakashi loud).

Who is the more experienced of the two?

I like to hc Kakashi as a virgin before he gets into a relationship, so Madara, but only just barely (and that’s because I seem him as the kind of guy who would have been to a pleasure house or two…)

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?

both.  definitely both.  both is good.

Rough or soft?

both again!  More often rough, at least at first.  Can be soft and lazy and loving tho, depending on how things are initiated.

How long do they usually last?

DEPENDS!  Both are busy, so lots of quickies.  But if they have the time to spare they can go for a looooong time.

Is protection used?

no, but that’s because they’re exclusive and clean and neither can get pregnant but if even one of those does not apply to you, use a condom goddamn it!!!! #safesex

Does it ever get boring?

nope.

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?

mmmm, probably on the Hokage monument lol.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?

if this is taking place back when Madara is clan head, then yeah he needs to have kids.  If it’s in Kakashi’s time Madara might be pressured by the Elders to make more Crazy Eye Babies, but he prob won’t want to.  Kakashi is prob pressured into having kids by the council as well.  Tbh it’s a ninja village they’re all probs pressured into having kids but Madara and Kakashi especially.  Kakashi doesn’t really want kids, they’re a lot of trouble.  But if he somehow ended up with kids I think he’d enjoy being the biggest Troll Dad ever, of all time.

If so, how many children do your muses want/have?

I can see Madara wanting to have like four or five, just because he had so many siblings and he would want his kids to have that experience.  Kakashi wants only one, but then that one grows up a bit and he wants another, and then the second gets a little older and he wants another…

Who is the favorite parent?

Neither.  Madara is strict and Kakashi is soooo embarrassing omg he’s the worst.  Kakashi has his ninken help out with babysitting.  The kids prefer the ninken.

Who is the authoritative parent?

Madara is more likely to talk about the rules and give long winded lectures, but Kakashi will not let his kids get away with anything (tho he sees it more as training.  If you can trick me then you can get away with it sort of deal).

Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?

Kakashi, definitely.  If the kids have a day off, Madara makes them train lol.  There are no breaks when your father is Uchiha Madara.

Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?

Kakashi for sure, but only if they’ve had one healthy meal already.  No all day junk.  Madara thinks sweets make you weak, but he also can’t cook, so when he’s in charge of dinner it’s like, sliced veggies, sandwiches, or takeout (with sliced veggies lol).  Maybe cold leftovers, unless one of the kids is better at using the stove than Madara lol.

Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?

both are pretty busy, but they both put aside time to train with the kids, and to do fun things

Who goes to parent teacher interviews?

Madara needs to go and always ends up frightening the teachers.  Kakashi will pretend he isn’t listening just to make the teacher mad.  Teachers hate them.

Who changes the diapers?

both, tho Kakashi will try to get out of it by saying his nose is too sensitive.

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?

Kakashi.  He’s already up from nightmares, it’s soothing to see the baby.

Who spends the most time with the children?

depends.  If this is a Founders!AU then probably Kakashi since he’s less busy.  If this is in Kakashi’s time when he’s Hokage, then Madara since he’s less busy.  Tho I can see them both taking their kids to work.

Who packs their lunch boxes?

both.  They are very healthy lunches either way.  Kakashi will have to cook, but Madara is pretty good at making/arranging pretty bentos.  He’s good with a knife.  He makes the cutest food (but never mention it unless you’re his child he will show you just what he can do with a kunai).

Who gives their children ‘the talk’?

Kakashi hands the kids Icha Icha when they’re like, fourteen, and calls it a day.  Madara confiscates the books and gives the world’s most uncomfortable and confusing explanation of the birds and the bees.  Gods help everyone in the family if they have daughters.  Someone save the children!

Who cleans up after the kids?

Madara is the dad that will stand next to a mess and start yelling through the house until the person responsible comes by and cleans it up.  If none of the kids take responsibility, then they all have to clean it up.  Kakashi will tidy up almost unthinkingly, but the kids will get in trouble for it later.  Unless they’re really young and like, can’t, in which case both clean up messes when they see them.  They’re both neat freaks.

Who worries the most?

Madara expresses his worry the most, but Kakashi gets anxiety as soon as he can’t see his kids.  Sometimes he gets anxious if he can’t easily reach out to grab them immediately.  He hides it really well tho, and can come off as cold.

Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?

Izuna. Or Naruto, if in Kakashi’s time.  Neither Madara or Kakashi really swear, but if I had to choose one, probably Madara after burning dinner lol.

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle?

both, tho neither will admit it.  Lots of standing really close to each other haha

Who is the little spoon?

Neither.  They don’t spoon.  Usually they’ll sleep face to face, tangled up in each other’s limbs, or pressed back to back if they don’t feel safe where they’re sleeping.  Spooning only happens if they were having sex in that position, but it doesn’t last.

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?

Kakashi.  Such a tease.  Will usually initiate just to see Madara go red.

Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  

Neither.  They both have great self control.  If there’s touching going on, it’s very purposeful lol.

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?

Neither is good at just sitting and cuddling.  Unless you count leaning back to back as cuddles, in which case they’re good at that… after a while.  They can both fall asleep while holding each other too.

Who gives the most kisses?

they’re not casual kissers.  Kakashi might peck Madara on the cheek if he’s being a tease and wants to see Madara go red.  Madara is more likely to start a make-out sess tho.  Madara also likes to kiss during sex.  Something about Kakashi’s lips always being covered… Madara is a perv who has a clothing kink

What is their favourite non-sexual activity?

Kakashi likes to bother Madara until he gets angry.  Madara says he hates it but he loves the attention (since Kakashi is so stingy with it).  They both have problems, obviously.

Where is their favourite place to cuddle?

bed.  Almost all cuddles happen in bed or post sex (which could be anywhere but like, bed is where most of the cuddles happen).

Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?

Kakashi for sure.  Madara will try to retaliate but he gets more flustered by touching Kakashi than Kakashi gets by being touched haha.

How often do they get time to themselves?

both are pretty busy, but they often work together or in the same room.

Sleeping:

Who snores?

neither, they’re both elite ninja and if they ever did snore, it’s been trained out of them

If both do, who snores the loudest?

Do they share a bed or sleep separately?

they share a bed, no doubt lol

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?

they’re touching, either front to front or back to back

Who talks in their sleep?

Neither

What do they wear to bed?

nothing no that’s a lie they’re paranoid and always prepared for anything, so Kakashi is wearing his jounin pants and the tight undershirt plus mask.  Madara is more likely to sleep in a yukata.  Both have weapons on them at all times.

Are either of your muses insomniacs?

mmmm, Kakashi wakes up a lot from nightmares.  Both have been trained to sleep even in terrible conditions tho so they can force their bodies to sleep.

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?

no way in hell these paranoid bastards are going to use sleeping pills

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?

both

Who wakes up with bed hair?

BOTH!!!! So much bedhead in this relationship.

Who wakes up first?

Kakashi will wake up from nightmares but will fall back asleep.  Madara usually wakes up earlier in the morning tho.

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?

Madara would but he can barely cook.  Maybe he’ll bring some sliced fruit/yogurt/cereal/something that doesn’t require heat lol.  Kakashi is better at making breakfast but would never do something so obviously affectionate like bring Madara breakfast in bed (it’s so much more fun to do other things in bed…)

What is their favourite sleeping position?

front to front or back to back

Who hogs the sheets?

Kakashi will just to be a brat.  Madara will retaliate by stealing them back.  If they both end up tangled in the sheets and each other, well, I guess they’ll just have to sleep like that.

Do they set an alarm each night?

no need they wake up when they need to

Can a television be found in their bedroom?

nope.  If it’s the past then they don’t exist, and even in the future neither really watch tv.

Who has nightmares?

Kakashi more often but Madara does too.

Who has ridiculous dreams?

Madara will occasionally have a weird dream, but it’s rare for him to remember his dreams at all.  If Kakashi is not having a nightmare then his dreams are hilarious.

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?

Kakashi will, just to be an asshole, but he actually takes up just enough space for his body to fit.  Kakashi will take up more space in the beginning of the relationship to force Madara to cuddle him or fall off the bed lol.

Who makes the bed?

both, usually whoever leaves the bed last.  

What time is bed time?

whenever they can be dragged away from work

Any routines/rituals before bed?

Kakashi reads.  Madara actually brushes his hair.  I know, I didn’t believe it either.

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?

Madara is always grumpier than Kakashi, but not any more grumpy in the morning than he is at any other time, does that count?

Work:

Who is the busiest?

depends! Past!Madara and Hokage!Kakashi

Who rakes in the highest income?

see above.

Are any of your muses unemployed?

Future!Madara might be

Who takes the most sick days?

Neither, tho Kakashi plays hookie a lot.

Who is more likely to turn up late to work?

Kakashi of course

Who sucks up to their boss?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What are their jobs?

ninja, obvi

Who stresses the most?

Madara tho he won’t admit to it.  He just gets increasingly irritable.

Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?

yep.

Are your muses financially stable?

they’re rich, bitch!

Home:

Who does the washing?

they do their own washing

Who takes out the trash?

whoever sees it’s full

Who does the ironing?

idk if their clothing is ever ironed but if necessary they do their own

Who does the cooking?

Madara could burn air, so that means it’s up to Kakashi, or takeout

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?

Madara has exploded the kitchen multiple times

Who is messier?

they’re both neat freaks

Who leaves the toilet roll empty?

neither

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?

neither

Who forgets to flush the toilet?

neither

Who is the prankster around the house?

100% Kakashi, Madara doesn’t know how to prank, he’s just mean.

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?

neither tho if anything is “lost” it’s because Kakashi took it when Madara wasn’t looking

Who mows the lawn?

whoever is less busy

Who answers the telephone?

Madara, so long as he’s not working (and there are phones to be answered lol).  Kakashi will avoid all human contact if possible.  If you want to get a message to Kakashi, send an animal.

Who does the vacuuming?

both

Who does the groceries?

Kakashi, mostly because he cooks so he knows what they need.  Madara will buy things if he wants Kakashi to make him something in particular.

Who takes the longest to shower?

Madara, is this even a question??? Have you seen that hair?  Probably takes half an hour just to condition that b.  He can shower really fast if he needs to tho.  Ninja magic and all that.

Who spends the most time in the bathroom?

Madara, if he’s trying to tame his hair.  Or impress Kakashi.  Otherwise they’re both pretty fast.  

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem?

they’re rich, bitch.

How many cars do they own?

none because there ain’t no ninja cars

Do they own their home or do they rent?

In the past, Madara owns the clan house.  In the future, Kakashi ends up in the Hokage mansion which technically the village owns.  They eventually buy a house together when his tenure is over.

Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?

they live in the village hidden in the leaves so… wherever that is.

Do they live in the city or in the country?

see above lol

Do they enjoy their surroundings?

both love the village, tho in the future, being there is bittersweet for Madara

What’s their song?

I don’t think I can choose one for them since they exist in a world where none of the music i listen to exists lol

What do they do when they’re away from each other?

if it’s for a mission or something, they both pine and pout and are typically grumpier/moodier/broodier. If it’s just by choice they’re both fine with alone time (they both need it tbh let’s be real) 

Where did they first meet?

on the battlefield (regardless of the time lol)

How did they first meet?

on opposite sides of a war (regardless of the time lol)

Who spends the most money when out shopping?

Kakashi is pretty frugal.  Madara likes nice things but won’t splurge (unless he’s showing off in which case he can go a little ham with his money).

Who’s more likely to flash their assets?

Madara is not afraid to show some skin.  Kakashi is covered head to toe but he knows that taking off even just one (1) glove is enough to get Madara sweating.

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?

Kakashi is a little shit.

Any mental issues?

ohhhhh yeah.   Entire lifetimes full.

Who’s terrified of bugs?

neither (tho Kakashi has probably gotten fleas a few times lbr)

Who kills the spiders around the house?

both

Their favourite place?

Kakashi has his hidey-holes.  Madara likes to be where Kakashi is.

Who pays the bills?

both

Do they have any fears for their future?

they fear the other’s death

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?

Madara will try.  If the food is edible, it’s takeout.

Who uses up all of the hot water?

Madara showers longer, but Kakashi will drain the hot water just to get on Madara’s nerves if Kakashi is upset with him.

Who’s the tallest?

Kakashi is 181 cm (so 5′11.25″) and Madara is like 179 cm (5′10.5′’) so Kakashi.

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?

Kakashi.  Esp if Madara is taking a while.

Who wanders around in their underwear?

Madara for sure.  You can bet he’s trying to show off, or grab Kakashi’s attention (it’s working, but Kakashi has an amazing poker face/is great at hiding behind Icha Icha.)

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?

neither sings

What do they tease each other about?

Kakashi will tease Madara about anything.  Madara is terrible at teasing (it comes across as threatening lol).  If Madara ever finds out how embarrassed Kakashi gets while reading Icha Icha out loud tho… RIP Kakashi.

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?

neither, they both dress very professionally (and blandly tbh)

Do they have mutual friends?

HASHIRAMAAAAA lol.  That’s it tho that’s Madara’s only friend aside from his brother (and Izuna kinda sorta hates Kakashi for being an “eye thief,” tho they get closer later.�� Still not really friends tho).

Who crushed first?

Madara for sure, though it took him a while to realise it.  Kakashi took forever.  Like literally ages.  Poor Madara…

Any alcohol or substance related problems?

nope!

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?

Kakashi, esp if he was out with Gai.  Madara if he was out with Hashirama.  Tho if it’s the two of them out together they’re probably both drunk.

Who swears the most?

neither really swears, but Madara will if he’s really frustrated.

Goddamn, that took waaaayyyyy longer than I thought it would lol!  This felt like a marathon.  It was fun tho!

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Is it too much to ask A - Z for Kanaye and Yukio? I’m soooo sorry

ABC Fluffy Ask

Okay so this is a looooong one! B / C / E are all answered here all ready.  I will be doing them both separate - hopefully that makes it a little shorter? All of them are under the cut ~ enjoy and thank you! 

Note: Q is confusing to me - so I will not answer that one. If anyone understands it, and wants to ask it again with the explanation - please do. 

Yukio

A - Well… I mean… Yukio is a horny mess sooo… Other than that! Yukio really likes just spending time with Silas. Doing anything really, so long as he’s around. Sure Yukio might complain that he is bored, but really so long as Silas is around he is happy. Typically Yukio will just chill with Silas at his place, watch him play video games, or try to play one himself - badly i might add. 

D - Oof��� ummm… just together. Yukio is not one for planning ahead. So really he just sees Silas staying with him forever and that’s about it. That thought is actually really scary to him, that the future might take Silas away. So he tends to not think about it.

F- Yes he is. Honestly fights are more like… Yukio stepping too far, pissing Silas off and then him begging to be back in his good graces. I mean like, if they do fight and both parties are upset, Yukio and Silas both are pretty bad at staying mad, when it comes to one another. 

G- OF COURSE NOT! Yukio does not think for a moment of what Silas does for him. At least not at the start. It takes him a while to slowly start to care more about Silas’ feelings and how uncomfortable it makes him. 

H - He’s not… really honest. There is plenty of things that Yukio keeps to himself, but he doesn’t do it to be cruel. Yukio is bad at dealing with his own emotions, so it’s easier for him to ignore things than talk about them. 

I - Aw. Boy does he every~ Silas is Yukio’s saving grace. He grows so much and becomes a better person because of him. Where Silas helps Yukio become more empathetic, Yukio helps Silas toughen up. There are many other ways the two of them change one another, but that’s a story for another time. 

J - You really gotta ask? He gets hellaciously upset over small things. Heck, over video games. Yukio is a very insecure person, so if Silas isn’t giving him attention, he’s annoyed. It takes him a very long time to get used to the idea of Silas having ‘friends’ who ‘spend time’ with him. Yukio is known to show up at Silas’ house, and crash anything he was doing with his friends. There is also the unhealthy way of going on a rampage… but yea.

K - What do you think~? Their first kiss huh… that’s a fun thought. It was probably forced on Silas. Yukio was probably a bit drunk off of some blood and smooshed himself into Silas. (Rinna and I will need to talk this over~)

L - Ha! Okay, so.. if you mean the first time he said ‘i love you’ that was on their first meeting? You can read that her: When Yukio met Silas. But if you mean like, when he meant it? Probably a while into their relationship, like a good while, after some fights and some deep conversations. 

M - Aw~ Yes he does! He wants to be with Silas forever, and if that means getting married sure! So, I do not think they would officially have a ceremony - that just doesn’t seem like their style. Rinna and I did just talk about this cute - and I mean cute- moment of them basically proposing to one another. And~ Silas is the one who proposes! 

N - He calls him Silas-kun, consistently. I don’t really see him doing nicknames. 

O - He’s not very different - just very obsessive. His life revolves around Silas. So yes, it is obvious, because that’s literally all he talks about. 

P - YES YES YES! Yukio is a big social media celebrity so he tells the world. He has a trending hashtag that is specifically flooded with photos of him and Silas. He is very affectionate in public as well, despite Silas’ discomfort. 

R - Not very, unless it’s sexual. Well - hold on now… Yukio will get Silas random things. Like bring him human snacks when he visits, or buy him something he is wanting while they are out. Yukio would do anything to make him happy, not that he would always do it right. 

S - I suppose? The two of them do not really have big goals? If Silas wants to do something, Yukio is all for it - so .. Yea?

T - Typically he does, but I think with Silas he is content with just being around him. I believe they both would fall into a cute routine in life, and be perfectly happy with that. 

U - Not at first. It took Yukio a long time to get there actually. He believes he knows Silas, but it actually takes him a long time to get there. 

V - It’s literally his world. Yukio does not feel strong connections to his family. He does not make friends. He honestly feels that SIlas is all he has. He would do anything to keep him. 

W - Since both boys are social media junkies they give each other shout outs all the time on their respected pages. 

X - He is the most affectionate. Kisses, hugs, cuddles, butt touches; Yukio is the master of them all. 

Y - Badly. He will send Silas a million text, calls, facetimes, pokes, anything to get his attention. 

Z - Any length. He would die for him, kills for him, kill him… Im sorry this was a fluff right lol! 

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Kanaye

A - Kanaye is happy going out with Isabella. He isn’t a shut in, so going out with her is what he prefers. He spends enough time at work, rather than out with her. 

D - Marriage. Kids. The Kingdom. Whole 9 yards. 

F- He is easy to forgive. They have disagreements, but these two do not fight. Kanaye is big on communication, so he will talk any issue out. 

G- To some level I am sure he does, but he does not voice it. I am sure he realizes the massive weight he puts on Isabella for all he wants to accomplish, but at the same time, his dreams are unwavering. He is one of those people that is not giving us his dream. 

H - He is honest to a fault. Tells Isabella everything. He may not always word things correctly, but he will always tell her what is he feelings, thinking, his past, anything. 

I - Yes she has. Kanaye never saw himself being with someone he actually loved. He always assumed he would marry for power, cheat on his wife, and just be king with a queen who meant little to him. 

J - Not really? He does get jealous, but he is not obvious about it. He does not like anyone checking her out or hitting on her, but he is classy. A simple display of affection on her, or glare at the other party does the trick. 

K - Yes - he has had a lot of practice. You can read their first kiss here: You Get It. 

L - You can also read this in : You Get It

M - Of course, he must to become a true King. I am not sure how he would propose - but I feel like Yuko and I have talked about this? Their marriage is the absolute cutest. Hopefully we can post more about this, or feel free to send ask about it! 

N - He calls her Isabella, the full name. every time. Except when he is drunk…

O - It is literally obvious to everyone but him. Others can see it in his face. 

P - He does not deny being in one - but he is not telling the world. He has a professional appearance to maintain, and expects Isabella to respect that. 

R - A sweet boy~ He will do candle light dinners, bring her flowers, chocolates, rose petal baths; all kind of things. 

S -To an extent. If it gets in the way of his- than he isn’t really. Kanaye is very driven for himself, and as shitty as that is to say, if Isabella had a conflicting goal he would not be about that. 

T - Routines are life. He is more than happy to go out on dates, but he enjoys scheduled events. 

U - Very much so. He really loves learning things about her. 

V - It’s very important. I believe that as the relationship goes on, he would sacrifice his dreams for her. 

W - Kanaye will often ask Spencer for video of her, without her knowing 

X - In private, he loves to be affectionate with her. 

Y - He will text her often, though she is a dirty girl and will really tease him. 

Z - Sure, I mean.. he does something pretty big for her and their relationship. 

Silas belongs to @spellboundsonnet

Isabella belongs to @pureblood-prey

[corrupted-sorrow]

I'm sorry to bother you but Oumeno-12? It's okay if you don't want to do it, I just love your stuff

It isn´t a bother at all! I love writing these :D Thank you, I´m happy to know!

12 - Is there a wedding? What was the proposal like? Any kind of honeymoon?

(This one will be looooong!)

Yes! And as expected, it was a blast. No, really. You know DICE. They made sure to make the wedding place very trendy and dreamy at the same time to fit the tastes of their boss and their “princess”, too.

But coming back in time a little… About their proposal… Everything started when their class was about to graduate from Hope´s Peak. All of them were also invited to take part on Future Foundation, if they wanted to. Naegi personally went there and revealed he had an interest in some of the 16 soon-to-be graduates. This included Kokichi (Now 18)

“Your leadership skills have grown very much in just three years. Not to mention… Despite being emotionally affected, you were a splendid strategist and a keen observator in V3 Simulator. You would be a great help there, Ouma-kun.”

Kokichi was flattered, even though he didn´t wanted to remember that horrible experience. He really could be a major leader in an important place! However… His smile was gone when he realized… He would have to abandon DICE… And Himiko wasn´t called. Only Shuuichi, Miu, Kiibo and Maki would go with him. What to do…? …………….

“Sorry, Naegi-chan. I´ll have to reject the offer. But thanks for making me look so cool, nishi~”

“E-eh? W-wait! Just like this? Ouma-kun, the Foundation changed very much in the last five years… Me, my former classmates and senpai made a very comfortable environment for all agents, cientists, ultimates… I think you would like it.”

“Hey, that sounds nice for you guys. If it were like a military camp, it would be terrible~ But that´s the truth, I need to stay here. Sorry about it.”

So Kokichi left Naegi behind, pretty sure that he did the right thing. It would be fine. He would graduate and keep making money with some scams, heists and stuff. Having fun until he becomes a true gentleman thief someday! He laughed a bit alone. Not to mention… He wanted to be beside her… The person who matured together with him, both physically and emotionally.

“Yep… I gotta get those rings… I really want her to be my empress… Yeeeah… That´s a truth I definitely like to think about!” - The psychiatric treatment also helped a lot. Of course he never said to the man that he was some sort of chaotic good rogue with merry subordinates. But that´s okay… I guess.

However… As his crew heard the news, they weren´t that happy. Kokichi was confused and asked why the long faces.

“Leader, you know… You should think about your future better. If you want to marry Yume-chan, that is. After all… Of course we have fun, but I think we shouldn´t make extreme moves as of now…” - Said the tallest man with blonde hair.

“Wha… Why? You… You guys want to disband?” - Kokichi trembled.

“Oh, nononono!!! Not at all! Most of us are adults, now! We can drink together, drive the car to everywhere, go to strip clubs and…”

“OKAY, SO WHAT GIVES?” - Kokichi definitely didn´t wanted jokes.

“You… You can be to jail for real if the cops catch you, boss! Don´t you see? Then you might not see Yume-chan again! Your record will be ruined!” - Screamed the twintail girl.

“And you grew a lot… More mature, stronger, taller, smarter… When I remember how scrawny you were… Boss… Of course DICE can continue. We just think you also need to improve your skills, work seriously. You are different from us. That´s why we follow and respect you… And we want your happiness…” - Said the tallest woman.

Kokichi didn´t knew what to answer… He definitely didn´t wanted to date by e-mail and voice chat. He wouldn´t be able to propose. He just went to his room, silently.

And you ask… “Hey, what about Himiko?”. Well… She was also sad, in her room. But she was thinking a completely different thing.

“Nnnaaa… Ouma… He will be far, now… I can work wherever I want to, so I have plenty of time to decide or…. I wouldn´t mind becoming a housewife. I can do both stuff…………………….. But how we will marry if he will be so far away…………….” - So there she was, her face on the desk, daydreaming. She thought he accepted it. But was trying to feel better, thinking about his future.

Next day, they met at the class. Himiko looked down.

“Ouma, you see… This thing of being invited by Future Foundation is pretty nice… They must have even a spa there… Nyehehe…….. A-ahem! So, this is a great opportunity, huh? I am really glad for you. Though… Well, we can trade messages, right?”- She gave a shy smile, playing with her fingers.

“Yumeno-chan, I won´t go.” - Blunt.

“N-nyeh? B-but you can put your leadership in action, get plenty of money, meet some legendary ultimates… I don´t understand……. Ah, of course… It´s a lie, I still get caught, nyehe…”

“Nope, that´s the truth. I need to stay here. I will find another place to lead and get clean money if that´s the case. I´m serious. You know I don´t lie as much as before.”

“Y-yes… B-but then… Um… Why you want to stay?” - Himiko was nervous.

“……….” - He didn´t wanted to spit out his plan of proposal. - “ Cause of DICE, of course!” - And gave that usual smile.

“Nna… I sorta thought that would be the case….. There´s nothing else?”

“Who knows~”

Himiko knew he was plotting something. But what? For one week, she was alert all the time. Which kind of prank it would be? Tenko and Angie were even worried… But finally, the Graduation Day has come. Everyone sat on their places on the gynasium, waiting for the classic speech from the principal. There was something weird… Kokichi, Shuuichi and Rantaro… Where were they?

“Hey, hey… What the hell? Shuuichi is never late! How can he be in such an important day? Harumaki, did you saw th—” Kaito was complaining, until all the lights were out suddenly. “HIAAAAAA!!!!”

Chatter, chatter… A spotlight on the stage… Revealing,,, A flying… Gentleman Phantom Thief?

“THE HELL IS THIS? DID OUMA FINALLY FRIED HIS BALLS?”- From Miu, sure.

“WOOOOW!!! OUMA-KUN IS FLYING!!!” - Gonta, of course.

“T-that´s Ouma-kun, indeed… But why he is wearing the Halloween costume I made last year?” - Tsumugi was very confused.

Some cheered for him, some called him a show-off, some just laughed… Himiko was just watching his boyfriend acting like a circus performer above her. As soon Kokichi made a signal to the stage, the flying movement got slower…. And like in Mission Impossible, he was “floating” in front of Himiko.

“I came to steal your heart, my most beloved lady~ Accept this calling card, yes?” - With a charming smile, he gave her the card with a red rose. Started to rose again, going to the stage.

“N-N-N-NNNaaaa???” - Himiko blushed like a tomato. Heard girls gossiping, swooning… And read [Come right now to the stage. I haven´t finished my work heeere~ Your gorgeous Phantom Thief] “W-what he… Wha… Uh…”

“I wonder… Will my target appear? My, my… Won´t I be able to steal what I want, today? Sob~” - Kokichi acts, talking on the microphone. At this rate, all the boys and girls were getting kinda excited to see what would happen! Himiko took a deeeep breath and made her way in heavy steps to the stage, with her usual angry “OOOOUUUMAAAA!!!”

“Nishishishi~ My target! it´s finally here! Now… I know what to do to steal this cute crystal heart!” - Now he was playing around a bit.

“N-NNNAAAA!!! W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS IS AN IMPORTANT DAY, YOU KNOW? N-NOT TO MENTION EVERYONE IS LOOKING! Y-YOU KNOW I PREFER…” - While she was scolding him, a soft, pink light illuminated the stage. Rose petals scattered from above… Himiko just looked… There was Shuuichi with a bag of said petals. “I can´t believe it…” Himiko felt Kokichi´s hand gently holding hers, looking at him. He took off the hat. His other hand was on his pocket.

“Hey… You know why I decided to refuse that? ……. Yeah…. For DICE, sure… But actually, there´s a main reason…”

“Which… Is…?” - Her heart was like a Heavy Metal band battery.

“You see, Yumeno-chan… I don´t plan to be a Supreme Leader forever… Actually… Maybe something more fitting… Like an emperor! It would be a blast!……………………………. However…… It would be boring if I were alone….. Soooo…. Maybe if I had a empress…..” - And so…. He took out the ring box out of his pocket.

Himiko thought she was going to burst. He was serious. He just made everything more playful, as he usually likes. She smiled widely and laughed a bit, but out of pure joy. Who didn´t knew her well would think she would refuse.

“SO!” - Kokichi put himself in the classic proposal position, on knee. Holding the microphone on one hand and the ring box on another. - “My most beloved Yumeno Himiko-chan… Will you be my empress? Will you let me take your heart? …………………. “ - He made a more serious, but tender tone.”…… Will you marry me?”

The crowd went crazy, hoping to hear a “yes” from Himiko. Many knew it would happen someday. The classmates were really excited to know.

“…….. Only if you let me take YOUR heart with my magic, too. And yes……… I will~~” - She kept smiling more and more, feeling in heaven.

“Fair enough!” - Then instead of putting the rings, he held her for a surprise kiss, which was a bit hidden by his white cape. The crowd applauded, screamed, cried… Soon, the principal showed up, infuriated with Kokichi´s mess. But whoa, it was worth it!

After the ceremony, Kokichi and Himiko put their engagement rings properly.

“You did such a number on there… But… It was fun, actually~”

“Nishishi… As if I would make a boring proposal!”

“Then I wonder about the marriage… Nnnaaa… Will you put some goblin inside the cake?”

“Maaaaybe?”

Nah, he didn´t do anything like that. What happened was… Just after their vows and kiss were done… He threw a smoke bomb, instant changing to his Supreme Leader from DICE clothes, Then, carried Himiko in bridal style, shouting:

“HEY, EVERYONE! THANKS FOR COMING! I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THE PARTY MY CREW WILL THROW! NOW….. I NEED TO CARRY THIS FUTURE EMPRESS……. TO OUR HONEYMOON!!!” - That said, he just jumped outta the window with Himiko. Everyone, except the few who knew about Kokichi´s plan and helped to organize everything for the travel, were with their mouths down to the floor.

Yeees~ The honeymoon! We are talking about two sweet tooth, which like fantasy and rpg, right? So they went to Europe, to make a tour! Mostly Switzerland and Germany. They enjoyed the well-known chocolate and other candy made with it. Also visited old towns, from centuries ago, but that were like new.

Now, then… Since there´s honeymoon… There´s that, right? Fufufu… Yeah… They had lots of fun and sweet moments of romance… But more importantly… Let´s say they went back to Japan with one very special souvenir, if you get what I mean~

But that´s a story for another time~

[dammitadolfnomorecake]

Reworked DOTW 15 part

Falling back to sleep after showering, Eren was rudely awoken by the sound of his phone ringing. Messages chimed, but annoying phone calls rang. Keeping his face against Levi's pillow, he blindly reached out, finding something that wasn't his phone. Confused, he picked the small object up and brought it to his face, but as the sun had barely risen, he couldn't see a thing, dropping it lightly to his pillow before he stupidly fumbled his lamp on and blinded himself. Closing his eyes, he counted to 5 before opening them. That fucker. Levi had bought him the little dolphin figure he'd liked the day before. The glass object was only about 4 centimetres or so, but the blues of the glass was like nothing he'd ever seen. Now the shark he'd chosen for Levi seemed stupid and lame. The alpha had bought him two beautiful gifts... while he didn't even know if Levi truly liked what he'd gifted him. Careful to place the dolphin back where it had been, he grabbed his phone, scowling at the missed call from an unknown number. That was all it took to ruin everything. He'd forgotten about Zeke. He'd dropped his guard completely and had forgotten. How.. how could he forget his own brother? Oh... fuck... Levi had stayed. He hadn't even thought about the danger Levi could be being placed in. He'd... he'd just wanted him to stay and he had. Why did Zeke have to call? Why did it take just one missed call to know everything was going to go to shit? He'd found a good alpha. He knew Levi was a good alpha. He was kind, and sweet, and felt so horrible over what had happened in the car. Why did he have to choose between his brother and the alpha who finally made him feel safe. The alpha who held him, and reassured him, even without knowing everything. Everything about Levi's touches we different from all the other alphas in the past. He never raised his hand to hurt him. He never kicked him or yelled at him. He didn't tell him he had to be good. He didn't tell him he was fat, or that he was eating the wrong thing. Working himself into a mess, he couldn't calm back down. He didn't want to... he didn't want to leave? God. Why? He'd wanted Zeke to come back so badly, so why was it that the thought of leaving all this hurt? Hanji and Moblit were both so kind. They'd taken him in, like it was just a natural thing to do. Like he wasn't a complete stranger. Like he wasn't broken and damaged. They both went out their way to make him feel welcome. To take him to his therapy appointments. To pay for his medical bills and to arrange the follow up appointments he needed for his ankle. They treated him so fucking good... and all their friends had been nice to him. He had Marco too... he didn't have to worry about Reiner or Bertholdt. He didn't have to about awkward situations, and hiding them from Zeke. He... he'd become such a bad omega... so selfish and jealous. Zeke was right. He kept making mistakes. * Forcing himself not to message Levi nonstop was harder than expected. He'd thanked Levi for staying with him, in response to his messages that "he'd gotten home" and that "he'd made it to work"... but tried not to message him back right away. Zeke had made it clear by not calling him back, that he wasn't impressed and needed to stay away from Levi. He hated it. He hated not talking to Levi. He knew the alpha would be thinking he'd done something wrong, when he hadn't. With that and with work being even worse than before, the omega was a wreck when Hanji and Moblit finally got home Sunday morning. The first thing he did when the door opened was rush into Hanji's hold "Eren..." "I missed you" "Aw, we missed you too sweetheart. Didn't we, Moblit?" "Yeah. It's good to see you. The house looks good" Eren sniffled, Hanji walking him backwards into the lounge room, before the pair of them fell onto the sofa in a tangled mess "God! It's good to be hooooome" "It is?" "Yeah! Moblit's family home is crazy" "Moblit would have to be used to it, to put up with you" Hanji cackled, tickling his sides "Excuse me. I'm only a little crazy" Eren was stuck doing a weird laughing cry, trying to push Hanji off "Ok! Ok... I take it back" Stopping the tickling, Hanji slumped against him, leaving him to rearrange them so Hanji head was in his lap "So, what happened while I was gone?" "Nothing much... mostly working. It's so quiet here without you" "Aw... we're home now. I can yell as much as you want and need me to" "I know. I missed you so much" "Well, we don't intend to go anywhere for a looooong time" "Good" "Now, why were you crying when came in? What happened?" "I just missed you" "Mhmm. That's why your eyes are all red and puffy" "I was crying because I was happy you were coming back?" "So you and Levi didn't have a fight" "What?" "A little birdie told me you two went on a date" "It... Hanji..." He couldn't even bring himself to say it. He didn't know how to say it all out loud, but it fucking hurt. He missed Levi "Sweetheart, what's wrong? Nothing bad happened, did it?" "N-no. It... it was perfect" "Then what's wrong?" "I just feel like something bad's going to happen" "Levi won't let anything bad happen" "Zeke... he'd get so mad" "Well, Levi and Erwin are coming for dinner tonight. So you better think about what you're going to say" "I've got work" "You couldn't get the night off?" He had a feeling that if he asked for the night off, they'd just fire him "I had Wednesday and Thursday off" "I guess we'll be having dinner without you. Now, I want to hear all about this date" "It... Levi was nice. The perfect gentleman" Hanji giggled "I can't picture it. He's usually all like "This place is fucking disgusting. Ugh. Is there somewhere around here I can wash my hands? No, we're not eating here. You don't know what they put into things. What are you taking stupid photos for?" or something" Eren shook his head "He wasn't like that all. We took photos and had lunch there" "You took photos? With Levi? Like... Levi's in the photo?" "Y-yeah?" "Aww. He's so into you" "I... miss talking to him" "Zeke or Levi" "B-both... but.... I just... I don't want Levi getting hurt" "He's a big bad alpha who can handle himself. Now... you said there were photos?" "In my room... I... I don't know how to get a copy of them" "A copy? You mean you want to print them out?" "Yeah... I don't have any photos. I never have. Even with Zeke" "Right. Go get your phone and we'll figure this out" "You just want to see them" "Of course I do! Did he stay the night? Oh my gosh, did you two do it?" "Ewww no! He only stayed because he had work at 4" "And?" "And what? We didn't do anything" "Not even kiss" "A little" "And where did he sleep?" "Next to me. It was nice" "Look at you! I really am happy for the both of you" Eren wished he could be happy for himself again, but he couldn't stop thinking of Zeke. If Zeke took him away, would Levi forget all about him? Would he find himself a new omega? "What are you two talking about?" Sitting on the sofa's arm, Moblit placed his hand on Hanji's shoulder "Eren and Levi went on a date" Moblit raised an eyebrow "A date?" "To the aquarium" "I didn't know Levi had it in him. Did he complain the whole time?" Eren shook his head "No" Hanji giggled at Moblit's clear shock "I'd say Levi has it pretty bad for our Eren. Eren was just about to go get his phone so we could see the photos" "Wait, you even got photos?" "I don't know why you're both so shocked... he's always nice to me" "We're not saying Levi isn't nice, it's just we've known him a long time and this is the first time we've seen him acting like this. He never usually likes things like dates, or public places. He's not that great at dealing with people" Ummm... Levi dealt with people everyday. He saved and help people. The alpha didn't love shopping, but they'd still gone out and done that. Maybe he was just putting up with all of it because he knew Eren was kind of useless on his own. He'd never have been able to go food shopping on his own, and Levi had even stayed when he'd nearly freaked when getting his hair cut. Alphas with scissors just wasn't ok "I'm just saying, he really cares about you. Now go get your phone" Retrieving this phone, he found Moblit had moved to the sofa, leaving a space for him between the two adults. Sitting down between them, Hanji grabbed for his phone "Hey, how am I supposed to see?" "It's not my fault" "You told me to sit over here" "And you're the one who listened. Besides, Eren wants to get a copy printed, so I need to do that first" Moblit lent around him "Don't you need to go to camera store for that?" "Nope. Most department stores have an online print option now. I'm just going to sort it out, then I'll share" "Wait? You're going to see all my photos?" "I promise not to look at the naughty ones" "I. What. No! There's nothing like that on there. I was wondering if you could do my birthday photos too" "Yep. No worries!" Hanji seemed to know what she was doing. With her phone out, she swapping between both devices with practiced ease "You can stop looking so worried. I'm waiting for your photo library to load, then I can select all the photos" "Umm. How long is this going to take?" "Probably a little while. You've got heaps of them" "Then do you guys want me to make you something to eat?" "I'm fine. I'm more excited about these photos" As long as Hanji stayed in the photo bit and didn't check his calls or texts, there shouldn't be a problem... Mid-whatever she was up to, Eren's phone started ringing, tilting the device towards him, the woman frowned "Do you know that number?" "No. I've never seen it before" "For some reason, it seems familiar" Soooo Hanji might know whoever was on the end... "Are you going to answer it?" "I don't like taking calls if I don't know the number" That didn't stop Hanji. Answering the call, she raised his phone to her ear. Whatever was going on, it didn't sound good. Hanji explaining to the caller who she was, before confirming something and ending the call with a frown "Who was it?" "The police. Were you working Tuesday morning?" "Yeah... I got home about 6am" "The police want you to come down the station to answer some questions" "What? Why?" "They didn't say" What was so special about Tuesday? They'd finished up, cleaned up then he'd gone home "Eren, did something happen?" Moblit's voice was soft, yet he was sure he heard a hint of accusation in it. It was probably just his anxieties, whatever it was, it pissed him off "No. Nothing" "If something did..." "Nothing happened! I don't know why they'd be calling me in" "Ok, just calm down" "How am I supposed to calm down? I haven't done anything and you're acting like I have!" Hanji placed her hand on his arm "No one is saying you have anything to do with whatever this is. They probably just want to eliminate you from whatever enquiry this is" "They wouldn't be calling me if they didn't think I had something to do with it" He wasn't supposed to be making trouble! Now he was in trouble with the police! What the fuck was he going to do? If Zeke found out... "Hey, trust me. It's all going to be ok" "I think I'm going to go up to my room" "You don't have to" Eren shook his head. Moblit already made it clear he thought he had something to do with whatever had happened, while Hanji was acting like there was a strong possibility. He hadn't done anything! He'd done his job! He'd danced. He'd cleaned. He'd grabbed his stuff out his locker and he'd headed home. He hadn't done anything! * Hanji looked frazzled as she opened the door to Levi and Erwin. Not at all like she'd just taken a week off work "Hey guys, come on in" She even sounded exhausted. Slipping in past her, Levi was highly conscious of the fact the last time he'd been here, he'd fallen asleep in Eren's arms "Everything alright?" Nodding, she lead them through to the kitchen, where Moblit was hovering behind the counter, also looking exhausted "Yeah. Just had a little drama with Eren today. He's locked himself in his room and refuses to come out" Erwin frowned, the tall alpha leaning against the kitchen counter "That doesn't sound like him" "Neither does him stealing money, but that's what happened. He said he didn't do it, and I'd like to believe him, but I don't know anything about the strip club scene" Levi couldn't help but feel annoyed that she wouldn't believe Eren. He didn't seem the type to steal, and why would he need to? "Do you want me to try talking to him?" "No. He's pretty upset. It's best we just leave him alone for now. His boss was at the police station when we went in. The arsehole started yelling at Eren and blaming him for the theft. By the time he was taken through for questioning, he was nearly having a panic attack. Then they wouldn't let anyone go in with him, got him so upset he finally did have that panic attack. They took his finger prints, though he swears he knows nothing about it" "All this for a little bit of pocket change?" Erwin sounded just as angry as he felt "Yep. Five hundred dollars. He swears he didn't take it" Wait... $500... "Levi? What is it?" "Nothing" "Levi, do you know something?" "Maybe..." Was this his fault? Did Eren take the money to pay him back sooner? To make him like him more? "Levi, if you know something, we need to know" Fuck. He might just be dropping Eren in the shit here, but if the kid did steal it, Hanji would have a better idea of what to do "Eren paid me back. The day we went to the aquarium. He said it was his money from dancing before he came here" "When we brought him home, he didn't have any money" Moblit placed down the pot of pasta he was about to strain "So you think he stole it?" "I don't think he did. But Moblit, where else did he get the money?" Hanji sighed heavily, rubbing at her face. Erwin piped up, being the voice of reason "He saw Zeke right? Is it possible that he gave him the money?" "I doooon't know. It doesn't seem like something he'd do" "Did the police say anything else?" "No, and Eren's boss fired him on the spot, promised he'd never work as a dancer again. All the usual bullshit. Like he's not worth the trouble. Omegas are worthless. Eren was so upset, he couldn't tell us what they asked him. I tried telling that he has anxiety, depression and PTS. They didn't even try to listen" Clearing his throat, Levi rejoined the conversation "I'll talk to him" "I don't know, Levi. I know he thinks the world of you. I don't think he even wants you to know. He was so mad... he started yelling before he locked himself away " Probably because no one listened to him or believed him... not that he'd made things better by mentioning the fact Eren had paid him the same amount of money that had been stolen "Look, go ahead and serve dinner. I'll go see what I can get out of him" "If you upset him, I'll kick your shin" "Moblit, contain your wife. Erwin, make sure she doesn't get into the tequila while I'm upstairs" "What if I want to get into the tequila?" "Then you're on your own. Alcohol isn't going to make any of this better" Knocking on Eren's door, he could hear the music playing inside. Knocking a little harder, the music paused "Go away!" "Eren, its Levi" "Go away!" That little shit "We need to talk" "Why? So you can blame me for something I didn't do!" "Just open the door. We can't yell at each other like this all night" "Fine" It took a few moments, but Eren opened the door for him. The omega looked a wreck. His eyes puffy as snot ran from his nose, while his pained scent had filled the brat's bedroom "I didn't fucking do it" "Hey, I never said you did" No. You just strongly implicated him to the people who are like family to him... "Hanji and Moblit did. My boss did. The police did... I didn't" "Eren, why don't we sit down" "I don't want to fucking sit. I want to scream" Eren's whole room was trashed, it looked like her hurled absolutely everything that could be, other than the small blue dolphin that sat on the bedside table "Fine. If you didn't do it, who did?" "I don't know!" "You have no idea who took five hundred dollars" "No I don't! Have many times do I have to tell you?!" He could see Eren thinking about the exact way he'd phrased it, a look if pure disgust morphing his features "You think I did it!" "You gave me $500" "From working! When I was working at the old club!" "Eren, you didn't have anything when you moved in" "Zeke gave it to me!" "Did you tell Hanji or Moblit?" "Tell them what? That my over controlling brother broke into their house, and told me to say here. Told me he'd come back if I'm good, and let my money I had hidden in my bedroom here! Or that I just got fired from the second job Zeke got me! That he called me and arranged everything?! What should I be fucking telling them when they don't even listen?" "Zeke gave it to you?" "It was mine. I had it hidden away in the apartment so Reiner and Bertholdt didn't fucking find it! You really think I would fucking steal to pay you back?!" "Eren..." "No! I can't believe this! I thought you'd listen, but you're just like them! I didn't take the money" Wrapping his arms around his waist, Eren sank down. He'd well and truly fucked this up "I just wanted to get your side of things" "I might be stupid, but even I know what you meant. If you didn't think I might be involved, you wouldn't have said how much it was. That money... that was two years of working my arse and saving every little bit I could. When I got my tips, I'd swap them over for full notes on the nights Bertholdt wasn't behind the bar. Then when I had notes, I'd save them and swap them to fifties. Five hundred might not be anything to you, but for me, that was every fucking dollar, and I wanted to pay you off because I didn't want that to be a thing! But you're just like all of them! You don't fucking care! I can't believe I really liked you!" "I..." "Get out!" Stepping closer to Eren, the omega fell back on his arse, letting out a howl of misery "Get out! I don't want to see you!" Grabbing what was closest, Eren balled up a hoodie and threw it in his direction "Get out! Get out! Get out!" "Eren, I didn't say you did anything. I just wanted to understand what happened and why you had to go to the police" "You alphas are all the fucking same! I thought you were different. I was stupid! Zeke was right! I'm a bad omega... he should have left me to die. I wanted to die..." Levi's blood ran cold at the thought of Eren being dead. He didn't want Eren dead and didn't want him being this upset. Out of all the ways he could have approached this, he'd gone and put his foot in it. Ignoring Eren not wanting him there, he sank down and wrapped his arms around him "Let me go!" "Eren" "I don't want to see you" "Eren" "You thought I'd done it. Why? I told you where the money came from. Why wouldn't you believe me?" "I had to ask" "No you didn't! You could have believed me, but you didn't!" Starting to drive heave from how worked up he was, Eren continued struggling to push him away "I'm sorry!" "I don't care! I don't care anymore... just go..." "Eren" The omegas voice dropped, whispering with finality "Go" Heading back downstairs, Levi dragged his feet. That could have gone so much better. Eren hated him now. Every little bit of trust they'd built up had been broken. He knew the omega wouldn't just steal money, so why hadn't he just kept his mouth shut "Levi?" "He thinks we all blame him and that we all think he's lying" Hanji's eyes filled with tears. Despite dinner being served, they were all standing around the kitchen counter still. Pulling her close, Moblit rubbed Hanji's back "I fucked up" "No, he was already upset. Did he tell you anything?" "Zeke's been here. In the house. He came and saw Eren, dropping off the money from his old job. It was his savings from two years working there. He used to convert his tips to bigger notes" "Zeke's been here?" "Yeah. He also lined Eren up with the new job" Hanji let out a groan "I'm so stupid!" Stepping out of Moblit's hold, she shook her head "I think I know what happened" The three male alphas looked at her in combined confusion "I'm glad someone fucking does" "Eren had been crying before we came home. He said it was because he'd missed us, but then when I was talking to him about your budding relationship, he said he was scared something bad was going to happen, and he was scared Zeke would do something to Levi if they took things any further. We know Eren's been talking to Zeke. If Zeke told him to stay away from you and he didn't, he could have done all this so Eren lost his job. He had to know the club owner to get Eren the job, how easy would it be to manipulate him into claiming a robbery and pinning it all on Eren" "So what? Because Eren wants to date Levi, Zeke's trying to get him in trouble?" "Probably. Possibly. If he knew Eren had paid Levi, now would be the best time. You said he's been in the house?" "Yeah. Eren said so" "So he knows the house alarm... then with Eren paying you, and being accused of stealing, the kid thinks everyone has turned against him. Now would be the perfect time for Zeke to take him back. He's had his heart broken by all of us" "I think you should go apologise to him" Eren was only going to cry more if Levi tried. He'd really fucked up, and was nearly on the verge of tears himself over it all. If only he hadn't specifically said "five hundred dollars" Hanji nodded, her face determined "We all should. And we should talk to him about Zeke. He can't be breaking in, and we can't let him continue to manipulate Eren like this" Moblit pinched the bridge of his nose "Then what do we do? Eren said Zeke is dangerous"