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titsthedamnseason · 2 days ago

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the other really fun thing about listening to the first time readers talk about tog is that they love saying “this book is too predictable” and bookmarking that statement with multiple wildly incorrect (but admittedly VERY interesting) theories 😭

#no because…some of the theories were do involved even though i’m trying to write down the stuff they say #both the right and the wrong bc i want us to all look back and have a good laugh one day #i genuinely couldn’t transcribe them because there was too much to remember and put into text 😭#my favorite is that they think nox is SOOOOO EVIL HAHHHAHA #it makes me laugh because. no. he really is just some guy!#they are so suspicious of dorian too 😭 i have to bite my tongue so bad bc THAT IS MY SON?#and they love chaol (i was so worried about this but they formed the right opinion all on their own ❤️)#but they are kind of suspicious of him for SUCH funny reasons #like they don’t get why he’s so bad at his job (doesn’t keep that close of an eye on celaena - needs her help making ANY progress on the #murders - the king doesn’t seem to like him very much) and internally i’m like #Oh. actually this is not a secret plot he is just very well intentioned and VERY bad at being captain of the guard. rip chaol im so sorry 😭#mine #tog #my fav theory from today was that the king knows about the evil in the castle #and when they started i was like okay i see we are onto something….#and then they closed it out by saying he isn’t involved but he just knows which is why he left during the competition #and they think he’s a bad person for leaving his son and wife with the evil spirits 😭#so close but so far girls!#ALSO ALSO I FORGOT #they think the wyrdmarks are for cultish sacrifices and so when celaena found the circle of them under her bed #THEY ARE CONVINCED SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HUMAN SACRIFICE HER 😭😭😭#poor nehemia 😭#just remembered how many times she kept having to redo all her hard work with the wyrdmarks bc celaena would wash them away omg

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