#they are so abnormal they got random people hunters angels and demons

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samdean bring world order by making everyone put their differences aside and all come together to agree they're freaky and need help

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Dean and Sam have to infiltrate the college in Scream Queens, go

oh jesus fuck how do you always do this to me??? this is INCREDIBLE there are 2 options of course: early seasons Sam and Dean and later seasons Sam and Dean 

Early Seasons Sam and Dean go undercover as students and rush the Dickie Dollar Scholars frat. Sam is like "I have done the College before, I know and understand the culture" and then promptly fails to be accepted by the Dickie Dollar Scholars. Dean, who was running a prison after being an inmate for a day, is wholeheartedly accepted by the Dickie Dollar Scholars despite actively hating golf. He and Boone are bone buddies. Dean and Chad collectively Do Not Understand Sexual or Gender Norms and they would absolutely have bro sex? It’s OKAY for them to have sex because neither of them are gay! It’s just two straight dudes going to pound town. Enjoying how absolutely ripped the other is. But it’s NOT GAY, Chanel. What, are you saying two dudes, two bros, two completely heterosexual guys can’t have sex with each other without is suddenly becoming a gay thing? That’s Not Cool, Chanel. What man doesn’t want to bone or get boned by his friend every once in a while? Are you saying men don’t want that, Chanel? Are you trying to say that my good buddy Dean Winchester isn’t a real man just because he likes to suck a dick every now and then? Well, then you must not think I’M a real man because guess what, Chanel? I like to suck a dick every now and then, too! That’s really small minded of you, Chanel. I don’t think I can date someone like that. 

Meanwhile literally everyone else is just. Staring. Grace is BEGGING you two to take a gender and sexuality studies class, oh my GOD. And Sadie!Chanel (i don’t remember their numbers!!!) is like, no, no, I totally get that. She pulls out her phone and starts googling stuff for Dean and Chad, Meanwhile Chanel is like, GOD, why is everyone so INTO sex, it’s like. Ugh. WhY! WHY AM I NOT JUST ALLOWED TO BE ARM CANDY! WHY MUST I CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS AND ALSO SEX! Sadie!Chanel pokes her head up all “hey, wait, you don’t like sex? have you thought maybe you’re asexual?” “UH NO I’M NOT ASEXUAL I ABSOLUTELY HAVE A VAGINA” “that’s not what asexual means chanel”. and it’s a whole day of Let’s Learn Queer Vocabulary

Sam winds up friends with Zayday and Pete. He and Grace don’t trust one another at all. Chanel is constantly making remarks about how they are Too Tall. Chanel #3 becomes a hunter by the end of it.

I feel like there’s also a lil somthing something between Pete and Dean.

Dean Munch is constantly hitting on Sam.

Denise is constantly trying to teach the boys about self defense (which is hilarious) BUT she knows a lot of obscure lore and winds up doing some hunting of her own. She’s in the FBI later and runs into Sam and Dean on cases all the time and TOTALLY covers for them. She NEVER thinks they are right about what the monster is, but she’s always good at reading people. Also, with as much as Sam and Dean change their aliases, she does NOT ever remember their fake names. She’ll be like “look at these two big white boys, they have to do whatever I say because I’m their boss, ain’t that something? You! Tall one! Sasquatch, i don’t remember your name, go and get me a coffee. Bowlegs, what you laughing for? Don’t you have paperwork to do?” She makes them do paperwork, she thinks it’s only fair if they’re going to pretend to be FBI. Anyway, they love Denise. She’s the one who is like “Dean when are you going to admit you’re in love with that angel?” which prompts a Dean freakout and Sam conference calls Chanel #3 and Charlie to figure out how to talk Dean through his sexuality crisis

The OTHER option is Late Seasons where Sam and Dean go undercover as professors. Obviously it’s easier for Dean to be like, security or cooking with Sam stepping in for a philosophy/religion professor who got killed but I LOVE the idea of Professor Dean Winchester because you KNOW he would be that insane professor that everyone wants in on their classes and every single student is madly in love with him. He doesn’t really want his students to come to class so he tells insane batshit stories from his life experiences as they pertain to the topic of the day, but this OBVIOUSLY backfires and makes him the single most memed professor on campus. He also has a reputation for Big Mom Energy. He sends emails like “hey class, I got thrown into a minivan by a demon-possessed soccer mom so class is cancelled tomorrow. please make sure to do the discussion board questions and come to next class prepared to discuss the significance of cattle mutilations. xoxo Professor Winchester”. THE MAN DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO FORMAT PROFESSIONAL EMAILS, WHEN WOULD HE HAVE LEARNED THAT I ASK. He has snacks in his office ALL THE TIME and when he learns one of his students has a wheat allergy suddenly gluten free homemade snacks start appearing.

At some point Crowley stops by and everyone is like “??? is that Prof Winchester’s ex??” because OBVIOUSLY the guy who wears a trench coat and pops up at the most random times and stands super close to Dean is his HUSBAND (”who was that?” asks a student who sees Cas right before Dean’s office hours. “he’s an angel. he pulled me out of hell”. Prof Winchester is OBVIOUSLY a hopeless romantic!! who knew!!!)

meanwhile Sam is Losing His Shit. He keeps texting Eileen, Rowena, and Jody. Dean Munch will Not Stop Hitting On Him. 

I don’t know what the plot is, it’s mostly Shenanigans and soft bois in sweater vests. Claire might pose as a student. With Kevin and Jack. It’s just highkey chaos for them while Dean and Sam are being the most abnormally normal people they’ve ever been

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Gal Gun Double Peace

Sorry about the late review; Easter has been a busy time for me this week so that’s why the review is a few days off schedule. However, I got to thinking that instead of doing these on Friday I’ll leave my schedule little more open in terms of posting. I’m free a decent amount during the weekend, give or take, so instead of attempting to post on a Friday I’ll make it a weekend thing. That way, if need be, I might post on Saturday or Sunday like I have been. With that said lets begin the review.

Warning this game is not meant for the younger audience; moments of sexual content are scattered throughout the game and thus should not be played by those underage. I will be placing some footage from the game later below; however, I don’t control you so proceed how you wish.

Gal*Gun is one of those titles that you may of heard of in passing; you may not know what its about or paid it much mind, but if you’re an avid gamer you may have heard its name at some point in time. The series started back in 2011, from what I can find, on the Xbox 360 and was later ported to the Playstation 3. The original game never left Japan and, unless you imported it from overseas, stayed that way until fairly recently. Gal*Gun Double Peace is the sequel to the original and was released four years later in Japan. It’s also the first of the series to be localized and brought worldwide, but that was a year later. For those who don’t know Gal*Gun, and Gal*Gun Double Peace, is an on rails shooter developed by Inti Creates and published by Alchemist. Yet what sets this apart from other games in the same genre? Well we’ll get to that later. This game is in the same vain as games like Senran Kagura, or Hyperdimension Neptunia; it’s a budget anime title with questionable ideas that only Japan could come up with, but I like what Senran Kagura I’ve played and am trying to get into Neptunia. Will I like Gal*Gun Double Peace, no matter how abnormal it may be, or will this be what breaks me? As of writing this I have finished the game, and almost platinum-ed it as well; I can’t say I disliked what I played, but at the same time there wasn’t anything that really stood out either; the best thing I can say is that the story and game itself definitely felt like I was taking part in an anime, and just like the genre it encompasses this game is not for everyone. So without further ado, here is Gal*Gun Double Peace.

Gal*Gun Double Peace follows.your average high school boy, Houdai Kudoki; the day begins like any other, that is until an angel comes and strikes him with Cupids arrow. Once a human is hit they are destined to find their love, or at least that was the idea; due to a mishap caused by a demon, the angel Ekoro accidentally hit Houdai with an enhanced arrow. Now every girl in the school, save for a select few, are head over heels for Houdai; The ones who aren’t affected are the ones Houdai has his eyes on; so you must now help Houdai find his true love before the day is done. If you don’t succeed then Houdai will never find love; at the same time you must avoid the constant parade of women so you aren’t paired with the wrong girl, but which girl will you pick?

For how odd the story can get with it’s bosses and mini-games, I must say that Gal*Gun Double Peace isn’t as bad as I originally thought it would be. There are a total of six stories, and then some what of a free mode where you aren’t restricted to pleasing one person. Instead you can choose whatever person in the school you want. Now you don’t get to play whatever story from the start; you must finish stories to unlock more. You start with the story of the two girls pictured above; once you finish one another story unlocks, then another after the next and so on. The story are the elder sister Shinobu or the younger sister Maya, another story where you go for both instead of one, and then a story for the demon or angel. Once all of those are done you get the ability to go for whoever, as well as open a path in the angel/demon path for one last ending. The romance of the game is done alright; its not perfect, but it’s far better than other games and their take on it. Each girl has a trait or two that they love/hate, by raising these traits you are able to raise your affection levels for the said girl by doing and saying things they like, and when you place the love interests next to the random love crazy students, it really paints a nice picture of true love versus artificial. I think my favorite thing about the game though is that it doesn’t opt for the cliche harem ending; you could argue that the ending for both sisters is technically that, but I don’t count it, I find harem to be a 3 to 1 ratio, not 2 to 1. That aside a lot of Japanese games and visual novels like this tend to have a harem path to them; it’s a popular genre, but severely overused in my opinion. Back to the story, I feel it actually develops fairly well over the course of the game; it’s not perfect, but it doesn’t try to rush things just because of it’s short run time. There isn’t much you can do in one day, but the game handles this day fairly well. Overall, for what the game is it provides an actual well told and nice paced story; it’s not perfect, and it’s far from new, but it does what it needs to do. As for the characters, the same can be said to a degree, but not as strongly.

Gal*Gun Double peace has only six characters who are truly integral to the main story; you have the sisters, Houdai, and the angel and demon. Then you have a sixth character who is only truly important in the last ending. You could argue that the shopkeeper as well is important, but only for a small sub-story that you can get if you donate enough money; she isn’t actually a key member to moving things forward. Now I don’t mind the characters, but at the same time I don’t really feel anything special about them; I’d say this is due to the time frame in the game, not much change and development can be done in the span of a day. Your main character is basically you; you choose what you wish to say. However, you’ll need to raise your attributes to say certain things; you must develop Houdai to the girls liking, but when you get down to it’s like you’re giving thought to a robot. As for the other characters, they’re likable but close to the same; You have the sisters, Shinobu and Maya, they are both demon hunters who have some feelings for their childhood friend. Them, along with everyone else, feel like they were taken straight from an anime; this is one of the things I like about the characters and the game itself. It knows what it is and doesn’t stray from it’s intended path. Though the sisters are one of many people among the cast that don’t really move past their introduction. You get their back story and general personality along the course of the game and honestly that’s about it. Lastly comes the angel, Ekoro and the demon, Kurona; both are in training to be a full fledged member of their society. Ekoro is currently undergoing her final test, while Kurona is making up a past failure. Other than that though, there isn’t all that much to this cast. I wasn’t expecting to much to begin with, but that’s not to say there aren’t likeable moments. Overall the cast has it’s ups and downs, but it really struggles to make something of the characters and instead they come off a little stale. Now so far we have a well done story for what the game is and an alright cast of characters, but this is a budget anime title we’re talking about. Usually these are known for sub par visuals and music, and like I said before I have played a few of these. While I didn’t mind the visuals in past games like this; Gal*Gun is a different story.

Gal*Gun is not the worst in terms of visuals and graphics; I’ve played triple A titles and highly anticipated games with worse graphics. However, this does not excuse it; even a budget game can make some worthwhile visuals on what it has. Gal*Gun is not one of those titles.

Now I’ve said it a million times but I’ll say it again, I’m not hugely into judging a game by its graphics; I believe in our day and age we can make and should strive for a nice looking experience, but it’s always the gameplay that comes first among everything. However, even with this I need to point out it’s flaws, because while graphics aren’t the most important thing in my eyes, it still plays a role all the same. So where do I begin? While the character models look human by anime standards, the picture above makes a lot clear in terms of the models. To start we have excessive amounts of clipping with the arms on the girl to the left; then lets move up to the hair. The girl on the left, it’s not perfect but I can see that being hair; the girl on the right however looks like she has hair for the most part, but decided to pin two pink bananas from DK64 onto her head. Those tails are so stiff and lifeless, and that goes for the rest of the hair but there is still some semblance. Now just take a hard look at either girl; I chose the blonde for this. Both girls have clear areas where you can see the polygons; we’re not going back to N64 times, but even then; this is a PS4 title and there is some areas that could have been smoothed over. Now move from the models to the scenery; I’ll keep it short and simple. Between the flat picture leaves on the sakura tree, to the textures on the grass; the scenery leaves little to be desired, and it doesn’t stop there. Poor shadow work and other problems can be seen throughout the game as you play; for me as I was playing I didnt pay it much mind because I wasn’t focused on what was around me in the background, but instead on my intended targets. Though at the end of the day I still cant let it go.

The best visuals come from the small visual novel art pieces; it’s nothing high end, but a lot of work was still put into each one nonetheless. There are a lot of these that appear throughout the game from endings or special events, and they provide a nice feeling every now and then. Now the soundtrack of the game fairs a little better; it’s nothing special but it’s not bad. It’s a very upbeat OST; it gives off that pop music sort of vibe from time to time. I don’t really have a favorite, but there are definitely some I cant forget; this is more because they’re extremely catchy and tend to stick in your head for a little while. Here are a few out of the many song this game has to offer.

Overall, though it’s a budget title I still feel that the visuals could get some fixing up; they’re not the worst, but they’re far from perfect. The soundtrack is fine, nothing special, but it does what its intended to do. Lastly comes the gameplay; I have gone through this entire review keeping this game at a more PG level, but I can’t keep it that way for this next segment. So how exactly does Houdai manage to win the girl while keeping the horde of other women away?

Gal*Gun, as I said before, is an on rails shooter; after Ekoro hit you with the arrow you are being swarmed by love crazed girls. Houdai is just your average boy, but Ekoro also bestows a power to combat the arrows charm. This is the Euphoria shot; in Gal*Gun Double Peace you must give girls Euphoria, there by basically making them orgasm, so they’ll leave you along for a little bit. If that’s not enough you also have the Doki Doki field; with this you hit the girls with concentrated Euphoria and proceed to feel them up until the meter fills. Then you may either continue until they give in, or finish it yourself and watch them explode with Euphoria.

The video above will give you a look at how the game is played, as well as a intro to Doki Doki near the end. This covers the basic gameplay, but then you’ll be met with multiple choice replies when speaking in cutscenes to further your relationship, and the random minigames and boss fights on each route.

The video above is one of the first minigames in the game and I’ll let the game speak for itself on this one; skip ahead to about four minutes if you want to get right to gameplay. All weird and unusual things aside; for what the game is, it’s not actually that bad. It’s another one of those game that is made for a specific demographic, but if you can get past the games odd parts it’s not bad. The worst part is that it’s way to easy; there is no challenge to the game and that could prove boring. However, the game functions well as an on rails shooter; it doesn’t stray from this and for that I applaud it. Though when all is said and done, it was a very average experience; there were thing about the gameplay I liked and some I could live without. It wasn’t overly fun, but I didn’t hate what I played.

Overall I give Gal*Gun Double Peace a 5 out of 10; it’s not bad, but it’s far from perfect. It’s not for everyone, but I still think it’s worth a try if you’re curious. The story and gameplay aren’t bad, but don’t really provide that excitement either. I don’t recommend you buy this at full price however; it’s not bad, but it’s not worth sixty dollars. If you are truly curious about this one wait or it to go down in price or on sale.

This week I’ll be reviewing Dagashi; it will probably fall closer to Sunday, I’m still watching the anime for it so I’m tying up some loose ends before do anything. Until then however, Happy Easter and I’ll see you all soon.