#they are plushie guys jsyk

[ofmdee]

ed and stede's bedroom at the inn!!!!!!!

phew finished the interior!!! 😤 realized i still have to do the back porch 💀

[brisquad-unit-4402]

good news everyone we got more vsf classified intelligence on the iluna girls’ q&a before it is accessible to the public

aia immediately sneezed during her greeting

aia’s favorite moment so far is someone prostrating themselves over he standee on twitter

favorite nijisanji song: maria’s favorite is enna’s original lore song, aia’s is hope in the dark and god sees all, scarle’s is the rosemi theme song

maria wears lolita inspired clothes outside

aia snorted at someone asking “who would win in a nijisanji en denny’s brawl tournament?” luca and aia (bc she would cheat) would be the expected shoo-ins for winner but maria would be the underdog. maria pulled out a gun asset and said she’d win against luca. uki wouldn’t want to be there but wins anyways. aia snorted so hard at this question what a dork <3

scarle and kyo for worst cooks in iluna. scarle says “at least i don’t wash rice with soap 💅”

aia assigned all of iluna and class and race for a dnd oneshot campaign: kyo as human fighter or druid depending on the day, scarle as artificer, maria as a tiefling or gnome, aster as an aarakockra warlock, ren as a tiefling or orc paladin, aia is G O D

scarle liked the ren cosplayers (this is a surprise tool that will help you later)

someone pulled up with a free deodorant sign and bottles of deodorant to give out

“if you doodle something i’ll get it tattooed”

aia: “that’s a LOT of power you’re giving me. i say a cat emoji.” scarle says kiss on the bum, or a smiley face on the bum :) maria says a moon with a heart :))

“which female nijien liver’s thoughts do you want and not want to see?” aia wants to see millie’s thoughts and is afraid of enna. scarle wants to see all of enna’s savage thoughts that go unsaid but not feesh’s thoughts, maria wants to see her own thoughts.

aia: y’all think?

scarle: i don’t

aia has a minnie mouse plushie from her childhood on her shelf

maria had a little white cat she bought bc of a barbie movie and pretended the cat was actually from the barbie movie while pretending to be a princess

scarle lost riku tazumi. she lost the fucking ceo puppet. she will find him eventually under the cans. SHE DROPPED HIM IN EGG ONCE????? DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT??????

“if you could switch debut songs with anyone who would you pick?” aia wants dcl, scarle wants god sees all. aia le

question: “what is the most embarrassing nijisanji moment?”

screen: freezes

scarle’s most embarrassing moment is every time kyo and aster have sent messages asking about anime boy perfume or something she says on stream and asks “what’s this”

aia’s most embarrassing is debut bc of her fake voice

maria’s is the time she burped unmuted

“texans like to fry literally everything. if you could fry any food what would it be.” why does scarle look so excited. genuine fear.

scarle wants fried pineapple pizza and red bull. i didn’t hear maria’s answer :( aia likes fried pickles and gator, wants to try fried butter. maria is judging her girls soooo hard rn. asker told scarle to get some help

SOMEONE HIT THEM WITH A DEEZ NUTS. maria and aia pulled out guns, scarle has a whip

maria post-nuts: you guys didn’t say cheese for the photo…….

“scarle is it true dave strider from homestuck was your everything in 2009” *scarle sinks down the screen*

the guns and whip are still up jsyk

“aia where would you rate yourself on the dork-chad scale and why is it dork” aia immediately got called a dork by asker and flipped out then affirmed herself a chad. the weapons are down

“what anime world do you want to live in?”

*high pitched noise outside the convention hall*

aia: “what’s that noise?”

scarle: “it’s maria thinking”

aia wants to get isekaid into ouran high school host club! scarle wants diabolik lovers, maria has too many cute magical girl ideas to decide.

“if you could off collab with unlimited budget and no rules who’s going and what are you doing?” aia wants to go to disneyworld with all of nijien! maria says dodgeball with batsu games like bungee jumping, skydiving and electric shocks, scarle wants to go to the most haunted place in the world with everyone in niji and do a ghostbusters style investigation to find mika and reimu

maria’s most fun game to stream is hollow knight

aia’s most fun game to stream is bloodborne (and used to competitively play melee)

scarle’s favorite stream game is mike? i really can’t hear man. mike [aia sound effect]. it’s pronounced like me-kei. scarlings help me out here

jsyk they said they liked my outfit :) thanks i love my uniform :)

from an asked that hasn’t seen their streams: “i’m not much of a fan i only saw one thing from a candy corn pizza, how do i get into your content? where do i start?” aia says twt has schedules and stream announcements, maria says all sorts of streams for different purposes so it depends on your mood such as chill, in character, and goofy but twt is the best way to know

“how are you enjoying texas so far”

👼: “H E L L Y E A H B R O T H E R”

maririn cosplayer! they complimented their cosplay, asked which nijien liver’s body they’d like to transform into. aia wants to swap bodies with ren bc of the alien tail in wanderer, scarle doesn’t want to transform bc she has the biggest booba (maria hit ‘em with the flat is justice), and maria would transform to one of the boys,

maria: “imagine being vox akuma”.

aia isn’t into the british debuff that comes with being vox

“if you could pick up any instrument what would it be?” aia and mari both used to play clarinet, scarle played an out of tune guitar strum as a response. aia says french horn or sax, scarle wants to try electric violin, maria has played almost every instrument she wants to play

“favorite fan interactions so far?” someone cried talking to aia before the panel while the vtubers were on ipads and she complimented a fem renvader cosplayer who happened to be in the room, they said hello and complimented them and an ike cosplayer they saw earlier with cinnamoroll ears :)

the positivity in this room is so real aww :) i wish i could describe it. i think i was too nervy to notice it with the moon bros but with the moon girls, they’re very warm and it’s clear they’re just as stoked to be here as the audience

“if you could be in any game what would it be?” aia wants to be a pokémon trainer, specifically pokémon emerald

scarle wants to be in a hello kitty and sanrio game WAIT NO jk she switched her answer to detective barbie

mari has too many ideas, probably something cute and magical. a fluffy world!

srsly this panel is so cute there’s so many compliments from both audience and livers. very wholesome experience! i wish i could describe it

“if you were on a deserted island with any niji member who and why?”

scarle: “we’re all fricked.” she’s taking mari. aia used to be a girl scout and also takes mari

aia gave a kiss to someone who gave a sweet compliment :)

cute selen cosplayer! “what is your favorite guilty food pleasure?” scarle says grilled chicken with bbq sauce, maria doesn’t feel guilt when eating food she just goes in. aia likes ikura (salmon roe), tasty but expensive so it’s only for the niji paycheck

very cute cosplayer interaction awwwwwww. the cosplayer fangirled a little while iluna was fangirling over them it was really adorbs

“favorite [i didn’t hear but i think it was] bl?”aia’s favorite is classified but just went off hiatus :D maria likes fancams of suki from smnnn i couldn’t hear. scarle sees too many amvs to slumber party by ashnikko

aia: why are niji fans so cute

“aia who is your favorite genshin waifu, maria and scarle’s anime waifus?” aia has a body pillow or two of other characters but toss up between beidou or ningguang, scarle says death from smn with blue hair and says eat my ass, she mentioned kill la kill i think? maria likes someone from love life man i SWEAR this audio is death on my ears

shoutout to unit 1257 for helping me spell ningguang i was NOT going to get that right. no clue about the others above tho, and some other anime characters they talked abt. if anyone wants to reply/rb corrections before the inevitable video is on yt let me know and i’ll edit some stuff

“what are your favorite dairy products?” scarle reps ice cream soup despite the lactose intolerance, one of the other two (aia i think) played the sad trumped sfx. mari likes ice cream and aia likes condensed milk in coffee like WOAH classy!

“favorite moments as a vtuber?” aia’s is pre-debut when iluna popped on camera for the first time and saw each other for the first time, one of happiest moments of her life. scarle’s is this panel!! aww!! maria is her latest cover with ike i think idk we cheered during scarle’s answer and didn’t hear great lmao sorry

“can all of you kiss this malleus figure” aia and scarle kissed him while maria was like :0. and there was another question for scarle and she said smn about taking a toxic anime boy on a date idk i can’t hear over this echo i should get this checked out

ended with a group photo of all the nijisanji cosplayers and another rps game for goodies!

sup guys got some sick intel. here’s some cool questions and answers from the moon bros q&a at weebcon to tide you over until someone uploads footage of the panel on yt

host: hello arcadians!

arcadians: *cheering*

hello renvaders!

renvaders: *cheering*

host: okay so *explains rules*

the kyomies in the building: 🧍‍♂️

aster sang country roads unprompted

kyo is listening to a lot of korean rap lately

kyo has never cried at a show before

ren tested up at the last airbender

KYO SAID “I LOVE WHATABURGER” IN A texan? accent. southern. texan. idk. whatever

a ren cosplayer walked by the camera/mic, ren said “ooo who’s this handsome guy,” screen IMMEDIATELY froze

kyo: i want to get transported to the sao universe

aster: but if you die in the game you die in real life :0

kyo: ok but i’m dying every day

kyo will order the honey butter chicken biscuit from whataburger :)

kyo’s favorite flavor of soap is dawn dish soap, the blue one (it has been stated for legal reasons that is a joke and in minecraft by both kyo kaneko and ren zotto of nijisanji wave 6 unit iluna)

a literal actual whataburger employee (or employee cosplayer) asked for their favorite whataburger item. kyo is the only one that knew the menu. aster said a bacon cheeseburger, ren asked if there was an actual whataburger

guy in a banana suit:

kyo: SHU???

“i don’t think bananas should be a food” - kyo kaneko 2023

favorite moment in vtuber career: kyo’s are every time he collabs with enna; ren loves big iluna collabs; aster likes every time he collabs with the moon bros bc he laughs so hard he cried. also collabing with finana :D

if they weren’t vtubers where they would be: kyo would be a youtube editor and really enjoyed doing it for big yters before niji; ren would be touring and traveling; aster would be in an office job

ren did a cool doppio impression with his debut line

aster also did a doppio impression

kyo can do a surprisingly good maririn impression????

aster told kyo to do a fuckboy laugh, screen froze again :/

aster wants to swap outfits with luca, kyo would swap outfits with luca or doppio (but without the boob cup), and ren would swap with uhhhh SCARLE????

kyo has family in texas. me too buddy :)

kyo likes beaver nuggets, aster has no idea what they are :(( what a good day to be a kyomie

look man i’m so excited about kyo understanding the bucee’s hype. he KNOWS. clean restrooms. i went to weebcon. ask anyone here and they’ll tell you the same thing. we are located in texas. bucee’s so real so true

ren loved mysta’s debut and thought he was really funny

ren’s favorite dinosaur is the t. rex. also spinosaurus and alaskosaurus? alasomosaurus?? did i spell those right? i doubt it. good luck looking them up

at the end the panel host ran a game of rock paper scissors where the winner got a bag of merch and all the niji cosplayers got a group photo with the moon bros :)

[lady-divine-writes]

Hummel Holidays one-shot: “Everyday Superhero” (Rated PG13)

Summary: While watching Kurt buy toys for a Christmas fundraiser, Sebastian learns a valuable lesson somewhere between the Pokemon plushies and the Barbie aisle when a little girl mistakes him for someone else. (1477 words)

Rare pair: Kurtbastian

Notes: I wrote something similar for another pairing, but it's not exactly the same, jsyk. Written for the Hummel Holidays prompt 'shopping'.

Read on AO3.

“Do you have to pick out every present yourself?” Sebastian asks, rummaging through a box of Pokémon plushies and making them battle one another. “I mean, you don’t even know these kids.”

“I guess not.” Kurt shrugs. “But buying toys is fun! It gets me into the holiday spirit!”

“Do you know what gets me into the holiday spirit?”

“A bottle of Courvoisier and a stack of porno mags?”

“No. Watching you dress up in that green and red Christmas sweater of yours and play Kurtie the Christmas Elf.”

Kurt looks over his shoulder, mildly confused by the child friendly overtones of Sebastian’s remark. “Really?”

“Yup. As long as that sweater’s all you’re wearing,” Sebastian continues, sliding his hands around Kurt’s hips, his fingers weeding through the unoccupied belt loops.

Kurt shakes his head. “Good feelings gone,” he says, putting three boxes of Star Wars action figures into his shopping cart.

Seeing his seduction technique fail miserably, Sebastian sighs. “So you’re really going to spend the entire afternoon at some random middle school wrapping presents?”

“Yes sir-ee.”

“Can we maybe have sex before you go?”

“Are you going to change your mind and come with me?” Kurt asks, checking items off his list.

“Uh, that would be no. I don’t volunteer, babe. I’m rich. I write checks and go on with my life.”

Kurt huffs. “Then no afternoon nookie for you.”

“There’s my holiday spirit gone, Scrooge McTightPants,” Sebastian says, taking his hands off his fiancé’s hips and shoving them into his pockets.

“Put on a Santa hat and write a check. It should come right back.”

Sebastian goes back to rummaging through a different box of stuffed toys when he gets the distinct feeling that someone is stalking him. He stands straight and peeks down the aisle left and right with his eyes so as not to be too obvious about it. Once he confirms his suspicions, he comes up behind his fiancé and whispers: “Do you ever get the feeling you’re being watched?”

“Title of your sex tape?” Kurt says, recycling his favorite catch phrase from Brooklyn Nine Nine.

“Shhh. Keep it G-rated. We’re not alone.” Sebastian tilts his head to the side. Kurt’s gaze follows, but he doesn’t see anything until he peeks over his fiancé’s shoulder. From around the corner at the end of the aisle, Kurt spots a pair of stunning blue eyes set in a tiny face surrounded by shoulder length blonde hair disappear in a blur into the Barbie aisle.

“What the …?” he mumbles. Then he chuckles. “Uh-oh. It looks like we have company.”

Sebastian turns to see a woman headed their way, spurred on by a tiny girl, pushing her in their direction.

“Hi.” The woman waves sheepishly. “I am so sorry to bother you …”

Kurt smiles. “It’s alright. Is there something we can do for you?”

“Kind of.” The woman peeks nervously behind her when the girl gives her a shove. “My name is Kianna. This …” She jabs a thumb over her shoulder at the child they have yet to see completely “… is my daughter Shayna.”

“Hello, Shayna.” Kurt tries to maneuver around Kianna’s legs to get a good look at her daughter. He catches a glimpse of her, but she moves too quickly out of the way for Kurt to get more than that. But from what he can see, the girl isn’t paying attention to him.

She’s completely focused on Sebastian.

“She’s a little shy,” Kianna says. “But she asked me to come talk to you because she thinks …” Kurt hears the girl whisper, something only her mother can understand, and Kianna sighs. “I’m so very sorry, but she thinks that you …” She gestures to Sebastian “… are Barry Allen.”

Sebastian’s eyes go wide. “Barry Allen?” he repeats. “You mean like … The Flash Barry Allen?”

Shayna giggles, and Kianna’s cheeks turn pink. “Yeah. Again, I’m really sorry about this, but her father’s underway. He’s not going to be home for Christmas. And I thought that maybe … if you didn’t mind … I mean, I know you don’t know us, but …”

While Kianna talks to Kurt, Sebastian gets down on one knee to get a better look at Shayna. She braves a peek, lower lip sucked so far between her teeth, he can see every freckle on her chin.

He smiles and gives her a wink.

“So, you figured me out, huh?”

Both Kurt and Kianna go silent when they hear Shayna gasp.

“It is you!” Shayna says, eyes so wide they start to compete with every other feature on her face. “My mom said it probably wasn’t you, but I knew it was! I just knew it!”

“Yeah, it’s me,” Sebastian says, not entirely sure where he goes from here. “But you can’t tell anyone, okay? I’m not supposed to be in town.”

“Oh, don’t worry …” Shayna motions over her mouth like she’s zipping her lips “… I won’t say anything to anyone! I promise!” She gives Sebastian a once over, a quizzical look on her face. “Where’s your super suit?”

“I … keep it in my ring,” he says, quickly culling from one of the few pieces of Flash trivia that he knows. He raises his hand and shows Shayna his engagement ring from Kurt – a smooth, platinum band with a simple filigree engraving. “Remember?”

“Oh yeah.” Shayna reaches out a hand to touch it, but decides against it, and instead stares at it in awe. She examines it, tilting her head and scrunching her nose. “It looks different than it does on TV.”

“It has to, or else bad guys would know where it is.”

“Yeah! That makes sense!”

Kurt doesn’t hear everything Sebastian says to Shayna, which would normally make him nervous because the man has no filter, but as Shayna’s eyes become wider and her smile spreads, he realizes he has nothing to worry about. Sebastian is a man with a vivid imagination, and whereas that imagination is usually in the gutter, this time he’s weaving this girl a tale of superhero antics, acting as sidekick to a man he calls The Fashion Meister (whom Kurt realizes, with a flick of Shayna’s eyes upward, is supposed to be him) in an attempt to save Christmas for the entirety of P. S. 78 in Queens.

Kianna watches Sebastian interact with her daughter, smiling wistfully when Shayna tells Sebastian that, without a doubt, he’s her favorite superhero.

When Sebastian says, “Well, your daddy is mine,” tears slip down her cheeks.

“Okay, Shay,” she says, wiping her eyes with the cuff of her shirt, “I think it’s time for us to go and let these gentlemen get back to their business.”

“She means the mission,” Shayna corrects for her mother.

“That’s right,” Sebastian says. “But you know what? Maybe we’ll bump into each other again sometime.”

“Yeah,” Shayna says, hopping on the balls of her feet. “Maybe we will.”

Kianna takes her daughter’s hand, but the girl breaks free and throws herself into Sebastian’s arms. “Thank you, Barry,” she says, squeezing him tight.

It takes Sebastian a second, but he wraps his arms around Shayna’s thin body and squeezes back. “No, Shayna. Thank you. And make sure you thank your daddy for me the next time you talk to him. Okay?”

“Okay!”

“Come on, Shay,” her mother says in a wobbly voice. “We should be getting home.”

“Alright.” Shayna gives Sebastian a kiss on the cheek, then takes her mother’s hand and practically pulls her from the aisle, telling her all the things Sebastian had said about his and Kurt’s mission to save Christmas.

Sebastian watches Shayna and her mother round the corner, the girl pausing a moment to give them one final wave before she skips excitedly out of sight. But Sebastian doesn’t look away, staring thoughtfully after her. He doesn’t snap out of it until Kurt puts a hand on his shoulder.

“What’s up?” he asks with a soft sniff. “What’s going on in that head of yours?”

“I was just wondering,” Sebastian says, slowly falling back to earth, “do you think there’s room down at that school for one more elf?”

“Are you asking to come with me?”

“Maybe,” Sebastian says, swiftly wiping a hand across his cheek before he turns to look at his fiancé. “Do you think we could stop by our place and have sex first?”

“I’m not sure we have time,” Kurt teases.

“I am The Flash.” Sebastian winds an arm through Kurt’s and leads him towards checkout. “They call him the fastest man alive. I don’t have any super powers, but I’m pretty sure I can live up to that.”

Kurt laughs, pushing his cart down the aisle with his head on his fiancé’s shoulder. “In this instance, I’m not sure that’s something to be proud of.”

[isilverandcold]

what the heck is the cauliflower plushie

oh man you’re playing with fire…

So we have this chain of grocery stores called Biedronka (ladybug) that are very cheap. If you do your shopping there you get special stickers that you can exchange for plushies. Those plushies:

Thay are called Świeżaki which I guess could be translated to “fresh guys“.

For some incomprehensible reason people in Poland are wild about them. There are stories about those stickers being stolen and even if you have stickers you need to wait to even get the plushie because there is not enough of them. So of course they’ve become a meme.

And this is the source of the crazy cauliflower plushie.

(the lower image on that post says “you’ll burn in hell” jsyk)

[funsize-mermaid]

Depression is not okay. Being SUICIDAL, is definitely not okay.

Okay so I was here to tell a story about my friend. He is my friend since I was in 1st year college, sobrang tahimik nya noon. Mahiyain, tapos he’s not comfortable sa madaming tao. Pero nasali sya sa barkada namin. We know na introvert sya. He can’t face you fully kapag kausap mo sya ((well, before yon, pero he gained confidence nung nag 4th year na kami)). Ganon. Lagi namin sya kasama kapag may galaan kami. As in he’s part of our Barkada. :)  He loves to play games, he can buy anything he wants ((yes, he’s rich)), before lagi sya nanlilibre ((he has a huge amount of allowance siguro)). He loves anime. He loves collecting stuff ((like anime plushies or what do you call that digimon or yu gi oh cards)). Ganon. Parang yun yung buhay nya. He seldoms posts about his real life, especially families. ((parang di ko pa nga ata nakikita family pics nila tho)) ~ well, i’m a stalker type of girl you know HAHAHA kaso I haven’t stalked anything about his family.  So I don’t know the real story. I can’t remember kung kelan ko siya finollow sa twitter, but all I know na nakikita ko na posts nya is about anime, or yung mga collectibles nya, or mga games nya. Di ko masyado pinapansin. Pero kaninang umaga. That was arounf 4:35am, I scrolled on my twitter timeline and I saw his tweet saying “Di na ata ako magigising bukas, oh well...” and I saw my 2 friends replied around 3:30am and the other one around 4:00am, saying “May pasok pa tayo sir haha” and “pst arat na gising” ((arat = tara na binaliktad jsyk)), I’ve got goose bumps when I read their replies. I didin’t thought at first that he’s suicidal. until I saw the icon of his twitter account which is a guy under a hanging rope. 

So I stalked his twitter account, and saw some suicidal thoughts. He even changed his header picture saying “I’m fine” but still there’s a rope wrapped around the letter F ((which symbolizes of hanging himself)). And a thought I remembered, he’s been like that for a long time ago, but maybe he’s full enough na ngayon. That’s why I replied also and I said “Tiktilaok sabi ng manok HAHAHA Gising na!” pretending that I’m not getting his thought. Then medyo malelate na ako, so Left home and went to school. Nung dumating ako sa school, yung girl na isang nag reply dun sa tweet nya I said “Girl, si ced..” then naintindihan nya sabi nya “Uy oo gago, suicidal na sya, kausapin nyo yon” And I approached two of our barkada guys, sabe ko “Uy, si ced, try nyo kaya sya kausapin” kase mag close sila eh.  then, I was shookt by their response:

“DI YON, LAST YEAR PA SYANG GANON, DI NAMAN NYA TINUTULOY”

I got a little bit angry with their response, kase naman omg guys, palibhasa kase kayo, you haven’t had a thought of being suicidal, kase maaayos ang buhay nyo. I myself, experienced being a suicidal, pero I’m weak. I value my life. I’m an optismistic person kaya nalabanan ko yon. Pero that’s what I’m pointing about, matagal na syang suicidal, sa sobrang tagal, baka this time na trigger na sya. Kase sa sobrang tagal, bakit hindi nawawala yung thought nya na yon. It means, no one’s helping him. No one is standing right beside him. Kaya nahihirapan syang labanan yung depression. Very very delikado yung ganon kase maybe he doesn’t know what to do anymore, then yun yung mag trigger sakanya na gawin lalo yun. Di ko sya kaklase, pero I want to know kung pumasok sya. So, when I got home around 1:00pm, I did my things and around 3:00pm, I asked one of our barkada na girl, na classmate nya, I asked kung pumasok sya. She said no. Then I sensed na alam nya din, sabe nya sakin may nagsabi na din daw sya kanya about kay Ced, isa sa batchmates namin, na kausapin na daw si Ced. Kala ko kami lang nakapansin. So yun, until now wala pa akong balita ulit kay Ced. I don’t know kung anong nangyari sakanya. Sabi ng iba namin kabarkada is baka daw umuwi sa bahay nila ((pag may pasok kase, naka condo sya mag isa)) Hay, I want to comfort him talaga. I want to make him feel na he have friends na susuportahan sya. I just want to be a friend na pwede nyang maging outlet ng positiveness. I hope he is okay. :(